1:30:51 Yeah, it is also a character from Marvel and old and those ornaments made out of metal She does yes. That's pretty cool metal turned to metal Twisted was very nice appreciate yeah put on the tree ad bt homestead on Etsy all right Let's thank our executive producers and associate executive producers for what is effectively our Christmas episode this year with Christmas coming in between two shows and we start off with with Robert Patch from Santee, California. Look at this! 1830-72 What is this about? After many years of listening, Robert says it is finally time to grow up and join the adults table as a knight I would like to be known henceforth as Sir Rob of the Dusty Single Track And would humbly request sake and sativa at the roundtable A deadly combination
1:31:49 Additionally, I'd like to wish happy birthday to the smoking hot Dame Lily of the Happy Hummers with this donation of $12.2869 to go towards her bare-nesses-ness The 69 cents can go in the tip jar as needed Love you boo Lastly, please add our birthday to the list. 1228 sharing this day together smack dab in between Christmas and New Year's has been the greatest gift for the last 20 years It's like a party no jingles only health and wealth karma for all Merry Christmas Happy Holidays and Hail Santa Rob patch from Santee California. Thank you very much man. Nice Karma
1:32:29 That used to be a thing. Hail Santa! I can remember people saying that in the past, at Christmas' pass. No. Yes yes yes. Hail Santa. Yes i do remember it's horrible they do it but it happens. Hail Hydra maybe? Yeah. Courtney Mathias in Hunt Valley Maryland One, this is a good one. It's a bunch of ducks in a row 1 2 2 2 dot to one This is the this is the palindrome day nice or yesterday was the Palindrome 112 22 21 and so we got a donation for that about that cool that somebody did that it's very very very cool There's a donation honor my father-in-law Jeff Byrd who passed away today on 122221
1:33:16 Huh. And had every intention of donating but could not decide on his knight name. Oh no! That's terrible I kindly request that you de-douche him, okay? Okay hold on You've been de-douched And Knight Him...I don't think he is on the list by the way What happened here? This is not in blue No what happened uh...that's weird Okay keep reading I'm gonna make sure this happens And Knight Him Sir Popp Of Ivan and Ellie Your show has brought our family closer over the past few years and is a frequent family dinner topic. Thank you for your deconstruction of the news and for helping us stay grounded! A goat karma for the family would be greatly appreciated
1:34:01 Wow, this is very sad news. Yeah! We hate to lose listeners or producers. Yes we hate to lose them that's very sad. We do! Okay yes on the list of course... You've got Karma. And he's back Sir Anthony 7 Viscount of Hamilton but now with 6666 And he says, greetings to you gentlemen from Hamilton County Indiana. This is the sixth and final of my promised December contributions My fifth donation was too late to be included in the producer list for last Sunday show Please add it to this week's donation to total 666 dot six six I was pleased that Adam noted with some concern my absence Are you kidding? Like what's wrong with that guy? What's wrong where is he?
1:34:53 Thank you for the thought. Please forget my faux pas, I was preoccupied enjoying a live Christmas show with my family on Saturday at Beef and Board's dinner theater of course he says rare treat indeed there aren't many dinner theaters left in the USA that's probably true where is the last time you had San Francisco had like burlesque dinner theater but yeah we had finocchios was one of those places everyone used to go to in the pod show days had like a floor show Well, there was a gold club that was kind of like... No it's for couples. It was like you know men and women go have dinner together. Oh well the gold club is too for some couples.
1:35:35 Oh yeah, I had to think about it. Yeah that's...I'm sure it's long since closed anyway we continue. Everything is gone! The last one the great one of the last great ones was the Rainbow Room in New York which reopened a long time ago and it reopened and it was open for a few years now I think you closed again It did was really elaborate, it was a monstrous place. Was cool very cool. Had a big band in there and everything was very much they felt like in an old movie So Sir Anthony 7, Viscount of Hamilton continues with a request to add birthday call-outs. He celebrates the completion of 59 orbits around the Old Soul and we congratulate him with that he does realize is two cents short so no problem I got one other penny there for you may I beg your generosity on my birthday for 2 pennies yes of course To commemorate I petitioned for change of styling to Viscount of Hamilton and the 2 pennies
1:36:27 We'll change that for you. Blessings from the Viscount of Hamilton and thank you very much Sir Anthony Seven, and Merry Christmas to you! All right onward with Catherine Gerard did the Dame Sand Cat of Southern Nye County in Pahrump, Nevada 500 bucks and she sent a note and check-in... this is true because it makes this noise And then she writes on this paper, I have to get the right glasses to do this. As a special Christmas gift my bestie, my knight in shining armor, my husband, I am sending a check for $500. This donation gains...I think this is a gift so this would be a switcheroo to Randy Carlson. Ooh okay hold on second The whole thing?
1:37:23 This is don't ever read this donation gains Randy Carlson his knighthood accounting below he would like to be known as I don't know it looks like Eric picked this up. Sir codes a lot of southern Nye County the land of hookers and blow That's a fact. Yes, it is the land of hookers and blow up we so we have that he's on the list. So she Randy introduced me to twit years ago, Twitter donation and I was an MTV junkie. So you two are like family? The best thing he did was hit me in the mouth with the best podcast in the universe please deduce him
1:38:04 You've been de-douche'd. And she has some requests here, he needs goat karma two to the head get vaccinated and no so it's goat karma Which is always last. Yes, of course. It's always last two days would be to do they had get vaccinated? That makes any sense. You shoot somebody then you vaccinate him and say no story is loot is very loose work and needs a rewrite Okay Well we can do wait wait please have he's got a request for the table Oh Sorry, please have barbecued chicken french fries in Guinness at the roundtable
1:38:50 Thank you kindly. This Dame Sand Cat of Southern Nye County, the land of hookers and blow aka Catherine Garrard And then she has accounting below and there's a thousand dollars There ya go Okay we got it No You've Got Karma Hold on one second just make sure I've got all the accounting here because i was already switcheroo-ing with Randy and then I accidentally deleted her, she's keeping the credit. Dame Sandy Cat of Southern Nye County, the land of hookers and blow. But she says here let me read it at beginning as a special Christmas gift to my bestie my knight in shining armor I am sending a check for five... No he gets it! He does? Randy Carlson Okay he gets it, he's got it, It's good we continue with Dino monkey boy with curly hair
1:39:47 Dean Desimone from Seattle, Washington 399.99 maybe the note reveals this interesting number forgive me Podfather for I have Cindy says I have been a douchebag for over 13 years My listenership is not completely without merit, however I have hit many people in the mouth most notably my lifelong best friend Nessworks and my smoking hot wife Sarah Hamro each of whom have also engaged in a generous propagation of the formula. I humbly approach today to cleanse my sins with a donation. I am donating on behalf of my wife Sarah Hamro Hmm, is that a switcheroo? Is this another switcheroo? She's a beautiful person with the heart of 100% solid gold and I love her dearly. I believe that my donation today of $399.99 in addition to her previous donations puts her well over the threshold for Damehood so please anoint her Dame... maybe he forgot an O there Dame Hamroe of the Crow Kingdom
1:40:48 and shower her with copious amounts of nuts and mangoes at the round table. Oh, you got it we're good at that! Thank you both for maintaining the sanity of millions and may your exit strategy be forever delayed as a final request may I please have some sleepy joe get vaccinated no and the little girl yay and uh sincerely dean dino monkey boy with curly hair de simone yeah i think we can do that for ya We have everything lined up. Here we go! No... Oh, where's my yay? Come on little girls give me the yay! Yay!!! There we go good and now I shall put your request into the roundtable as well. We're onto Devin O'Connell Yes Devin O'Connell then is three three three dot ninety nine ninety nine in the morning Janssen jabbed non-diseased heretic millennial reporting for duty
1:41:50 I saw a sign that it needed to donate while on my Monday morning commute. A freshly remodeled gas station had their bright new signs showing 3 dot 33 and 9 tenths, that's the cheapest gas i've seen around Texas. The first moon was right above it too so I knew it was time Oh, full moon. I'm sorry was right about so he had a full moon and a gas station sign that said three three 3.339 tenths, so his donation of $3.3399 is courtesy of Epstein's dirty money to the endowment of my employer! I've been listening since i heard Adam on the Liberty Lockdown podcast. Liberty lockdown and I have been trying to hit my brother in the mouth ever since. Can I get a screw your freedoms?
1:42:48 John's new one somebody is finally using and get vaccinated followed by another ooh health karma for everyone because why not Christmas everybody he said Merry Christmas Merry Christmas everybody. You've got karma good use of it good work now did you get Paul Zimmerman's note What about Sir Chris? Well, Sir Chris is... Yes. You're right. Sir Chris I should probably read his first. Sir Chris of Carmel by the Sea 333 dot 34 strategic to be the top of the 333-33 donors in the morning just a quick note to wish you and the entire Nordjenda family a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Please also add The Love Of My Life And Soul Mate Dame Kristen to the birthday list she'll be celebrating her 29th on Christmas Eve mmm Santa will like that
1:43:50 Thank you for your courage. No jingles, no karma just karma Sir Christopher Carmel by the sea thank you very much and yes she's on the list happy birthday You've got Karma I'm looking for Zimmerman's note but i'm not seeing anything He sent it to knowagenda at dvorak dot org which is like that's not what you're supposed to send it too Is it? No It would work Yeah, it goes in the same box. Oh okay I will continue Mike Saliba from Clinton Township Michigan 333 33 yeah people are gonna do this as end of the year as Christmas appreciate it this is really great and he says I was going to wait a while into the new year to give my next update so you won't get sick at me but I was looking at the numbers and realized no agenda producers have planted an additional thirty three trees by using promo code ITM at axeheadwatch dot shop ah yes The Wooden Watch producer
1:44:49 It seemed too perfect to be true. I'd like to gift this donation to Employee of the Month and my smoking hot hippie wife, Kelly for her Christmas de-douching and set her on the road to becoming a Dave. You've been de-douched! My continuum is because of the involved numerology I have upped the ITM discount to 33% for Sunday & Monday only Get now while stocks last Since we ship from Michigan, a wooden watch can reach most US-based producers before Christmas. After this I'll leave you alone about them for awhile please give some jobs karma for Kelly and some R2D2 karma for me happy holidays." And he says don't forget your free stuff yeah we still have to select the free watches were just bad at that which is bad yeah there's a couple things but you should know it were bad at yeah I and i would say I'm worse than he didn't add him on most of these because
1:45:45 We need one of us will do stuff like this. You know, we will if it happens to be the mails open and you know, we all gotta get into it right now The other one is people send stuff to me for Adam That goes on the pile. It doesn't wind up here. So I have a pile, literally and i got something right here from a year ago and it's got his name on it and he said... First of all, I don't know how many times Adam must notice this How many times they've asked Adam for his address? Oh! I still do not know yours by heart either And so I have to, and I look through the emails. What did he ask for his address? I don't want to ask him again! I feel like an idiot. Oh, I can't find it... You wanna know little secret? Little fun secret? We've been in this house five months in our kind of where we put stuff to go in or out there's been an envelope for stuff with your name and address on it printed in Tina the Keeper handwriting that I just haven't taken to the post office
1:46:46 for five months. Well then I take back what i said so we both suffer from this ailment yes of course it's horrible But there's nothing we can do about it. And besides that, it doesn't feel like value for value. Yeah most of the time we forget and then doing something else anyway now the joke The final joke is Zimmerman my right now just this minute the email system went down Oh So I will get by the time we get to the second segment It should be back up and then I'll read Zimmerman's note Because I think he becomes a knight Yes, so we have to read the note before that let me finish up Mike here
1:47:24 So Jobs Karma for Kelly, some R2D2 karma for him. Happy holidays don't forget your free stuff Sir Mike of the Axe head watch dot shop liberator of Michigan's ninth congressional district jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs Karma And those watches are an interesting conversation piece when you're in a bar or something talking to see some girls You can ask if she wants to see your wood Maxwell Reeves is next on the list. 333 dot 33, you'll be executive producer for this show 1410 Keep up the good work! Here's a great note and Merry Christmas no karma would love to hear Al Sharpton's Respect and Noodle Gun
1:48:20 R-E-S-P-I-C-T I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my noodle gun, you racist piece of shit. I got to my pasta glock locked and loaded By the way kids there's no guarantee that will work without watch Ross Easterling 333 33 Merry Christmas from Sir Macanudo de la paz with our podcast I can count on about six hours a week of everything from smiles shit-eating grins and belly laughs the Plandemic had my bullshit meter pegged in the red and now going on 18 months. I believe it was God putting y'all in my radar Oh, we asked for jingle Rogan donation PS That's that's a bit much but okay
1:49:11 What does he say here? You are you are really scooped. You are really scooped Peter McCullough But Rogan's interview is the stuff of tipping points, okay I think we school we schools but yeah We scoop Peter McCollough do we had him like I think at us a year ago But but that's irrelevant because that's how it should work It bubbled up to the Rogan level and then started to make a difference if got people upset Rogan donation Thank you, sir. Sir Steven three three three dot thirty-three in the morning I'd like to do a switcheroo another one mm-hmm on behalf of my brother Jim Riley Please give him the credit and a de douching You've been D douche Coincidentally December 24th is the anniversary of his 33rd birthday another one of these 30s of 3
1:50:09 Birthday number 33 on a show nice. So please give him a shout out my VNE is on the list Yeah, a lot of Christmas babies and get my nation sir Leron from Dothan Dothan Alabama dothan I'm sure someone else dothan. I'm from Dothan. I'm from dothan one of those Here Dave Jones will let me know. 330333 wishing all a Merry Christmas shows have been so very good what do producers need to give you guys a day off? No jingles, no karma sir Leron of Dothan Alabama We like to work through the holidays we do there's something about... You know what and this may be somewhat truthful although this year is just Tina, Me and A Dog Named Boo
1:50:56 It's kind of nice, you know when you got family over and it's one of those everyone is doing stuff. And you can just kind of retreat and I gotta work, gotta do stuff important stuff. You're gonna slip away is good on that holidays. I've never objected to actually my wife the same way Mimi she says she wouldn't she worked at Crocker She would always think he said triple time or something if we worked on Christmas or New Year so So being like yeah I'll do it You know, you make so much more money. I used to work at the oil refinery and I'd always try to work on the holidays because you get extra money in a free meal. And also ever since I was 19 when you're in show business...you're working! If you're not working on TV, you're doing some overpaid gig for some bunch of too rich people
1:51:46 Yeah, so holiday work is- That's what you do. The holiday work is... In entertainment business that's where the money is. Except nowadays if you like I was trying to get some 3x3 everything is everyone's off they're all off they're gone they've gone for two three four weeks This is this is the day right? We retired the 3x3 after today? No no no You know I'll only do one more. I'd retire plus 1 It'd be better to go to the end of the year so it's a little more instead just quitting. Any luck on one more? Any luck on the email yet and well I'll do Tom you want to check the email again, I'll take Tom, I'll do Tom Runciman. Okay yeah. Tom Runciman from Choctaw like the Chinktaw Chadderwood Cherokee Chippepacks do he's in Oklahoma 333-33. I triggered someone with that