1:04:31 Well, Sir Pants came in from Wauwatosa Wisconsin with 1,000... What have I got on this screen here? Oh never mind. $1,026 and seven cents. What is up with the number? The numbers because he doesn't really explain it at all. He says, you've got a short note which we like keep rocking keep hitting them in the mouth let's give some karma to all those who are in need! From Sir Pants. You've got karma Next on the list is some market Jasper now Hamburg, California $500 off to hospital tomorrow Well, this is off to the hospital tomorrow moved to be correct. He has to go to university first Yeah, he's gonna go to University then Hospital then house
1:05:26 Sir Omega project reaches knighthood with this and $500 on 923 19. Okay, well Baron Walkman of Buckeye 5 432 10 Baron Walkman Jill Abramson stopped a hair Oh is what he wants for his these requests? Jill Abramson mumbling vocal frying Stopped the hammering to do they had dear John and Adam Many around the globe today want to say congrats on 12 years of podcast and such. Your insight of M5M deconstruction is second-to-none according to the Mueller report, just know as I cozy up with the wife tonight listening to John's romantic fisting nuts tune, I'll be thinking those 12 years damn things are lookup
1:06:25 So he says, damn things are look up. Okay? Oh and McLeod is still a douchebag. No here we go Please play a Darren OJCD chair gently squeaks end of show Baron Walkman of Buckeye Yes I'll do that and here's the other requested jingles to rake over Stop the hammering You've got karma Sir Brian Barrow, 38376. And he's in the UK. Congratulations to you and your wonderful support team for 12 years of the best podcast in the universe. You are our support team! With a long overdue donation I finally achieved the rank of Earl, see accounting attached? I'd like my upgraded title to be The Earl Of Mead. I take chili and wheat beer at The Round Table
1:07:25 My full title, Black Knight Sir Brian Barrow Protector of Royal Wooten Basset and Baron of Barbados and Viscount of Video Games and the Earl of Mead is too much of a mouthful for this show. But I'll keep this for formal occasions. Put it on your letterhead. Here's to another 12 years of the show which will give me time to move to Duke and beyond And to meet more of the no agenda community in the meantime, I'll claim my protectorate and get it added to the peerage map. Okay? Thank you Sir Brian Barrow and i'll see you with that long ass title later! Sir Aaron Christensen... uh sir circumlocution actually at 36896 in Frankfurt on main in Deutschland. Uh Aaron Christensen the Euro Knight checking in wish you a happy 12th
1:08:26 The interweb said this was supposed to amount to 333 euros, but PayPal is charging me more. Go figure anyway you're worth it and I don't just say that to all the girls When I became a knight in my last donation It was so delirious with joy that I forgot to request my special title Circumlocution yes we got any explains it We kind of get the gag nice word and seems germane at to the subject of the show Show me your sexuality and then give me some, just give me the whole load. Tell me about this sexuality it's in your DNA I'm gonna give you the whole load today
1:09:13 Yeah, yeah that whole load clip is getting more and more popular uses it's very useful this useful clip We have some sick people listening just saying age Joe Biden said it right sir Dave and And Dame Melody and Lady Isabella coming together at $360.33 Happy 12th from all of us Fugazotos! Yo! All of the best I wanna give them a little karma, me and the keeper You've got Karma Or is it the keeper or not? Goat Karma Oh they want goat karma?! Yeah it says right there Oh I didn't see that, I'm sorry Add the goat! You've got... Karma Thank you
1:10:02 Sir Nubbin. Huh? Sir Nubbin in Indianapolis 338 29 he wants some goat karma too and Reverend L Respect I'm donating for your 12th anniversary and in memory of late departed maternal grandmother of his, uh with this donation should become a baron and would request the title change to sir nubbin Baron of the Valley okay all righty I think that's on the list yep it is So respect and go karma. He's getting lunch at Chipotle you can sing along John the tortise in race
1:10:48 Kim Kardashian, Sigournoy Weaver, Russia. R-E-S-P-I-C-T They're all jitties! R-E-S-P-I-C-T There's no real conflict! Resist! We must! Resist! We much! We must and we will much about that Sir Brian Baranet of Northern Connecticut in West Hartford, 333.33 Happy 12th to the best podcast in the universe I'm late in listening to Thursday's episode but was gassed by the shutout shade thrown at The No Agenda forums
1:11:44 and the Gitmo Nation Roundtable podcast. Did we throw shade? Seriously! He was gassed by it, you're right and you are wrong about our attitudes... wait, wait, wait You are right AND you were wrong?! Whaaat?? This one of our boys, Sir Baron of Northern Connecticut who has been involved in this loopy operation over there The group of day I'll get grief for that. Yeah, the group of devotees and lovers haters I had all sorts of the reasons for complaining and flaming on the forums Of course it's like this is like years and years and years ago in there still Los Angeles man That's how long ago. This is nine nine years ago Touchy, of course no agenda such a tight-knit community and so much so in 2009
1:12:37 so much more so in 2009 really? I don't think so. That anyone's individual disagreements with John and Adam can sometimes feel personal, this of course is why still sometimes feel the need to email in and complain when I feel you've missed the boat on something and then follow it up with a small donation in addition to my weekly subscription. So shout out to all NAFNG and our people I'm sure many are still around and many are overboard jim radio ned what cap lets jan eugene m robin police eric carlson eric ortega harley spurlock and many others.
1:13:21 No, is that he wants us to douchebag them all? No. No, no, that's saying I'm sorry I don't think this quite makes me a baron but I will check back and top off later Invisible hat please Sir Brian Baronet of Northern Connecticut That's interesting He needs a hat Wait here we go It's the hat being delivered via drone. It's interesting though that he feels a good thing to do is to email us, complain and then donate. To kind of like whip the dog then give him a bone I love constructive criticism. Like for instance we made a big mistake on The Last Show which was really your fault because i was reading it right it said daily caller
1:14:14 But you convinced me very quickly that was Ben Shapiro's outfit where he is the daily wire. And so I got probably 10 emails, people just saying oh yeah you messed it up confuse it which kind of blew the whole Ju-Kart joke because then it didn't work anymore so... It still worked Well it was still funny even though factually incorrect but that I appreciate! You know there are people coming in and going like... Yeah that was my fault It's okay, though. But the joke was still valid! The joke was funny... but anyway we love- listen you're producers so yes if you're a producer you need to feed back just consider how you do it We two are only human and we do this all by ourselves from John's desk drawer. It's actually a drawer in a China cabinet. It's true! The show is run out of John's China cabinet
1:15:15 There's one drawer every once in a while I point somebody comes over. I said, you know the whole no agenda shows run out of this drawer It's that and a Radio Shack 101 project kit that's what the show is running on here We do have gear Adam has more gear than I do yeah we got gear we got gear Anybody wants to hear they hear through the gear? Oh You're using violence and never tire. Yeah, yeah 333 bucks he says Love the booty a Best podcast universe indeed keep up the great work Thanks Ed. Thanks it I think is a sir ed if i'm not mistaken
1:16:00 Ron Convett in Lincoln, Nebraska. He becomes our first associate executive producer $279 and 28 cents and I looked on the email I couldn't find any notes from him. It came in as a check I guess oh no wait! Now I'll blame Eric for this because I did say I think there's note attached Oh yes it does look gray which would be the color? It is gray which means its a check but it should still say John has note Correct. But give me five fathers that have not donated in some time Please de-douche me. You got it For my 59th rotation around the Sun which takes a he's got a birthday call out Okay, that I did not tell Eric okay. This is usually come to the show with one do you use a pen or a pencil yes
1:16:56 For my 59th rotation around the sun, which takes place Tuesday the 29th. I've decided that I need to donate more boobs! I have determined that I can reach knighthood with only 12 boob donations and some change This donation represents 3 boobs and the change Now that i'm only a couple of boob donations away from knighthood it shouldn't be too long before I can sit at the round table Nice Thanks for all the good work you do please call out Brad Jesus key as a douchebag. No jingles when was his birthday? His birthday is on Tuesday, the 29th and he becomes 59 Okay, gotcha seems very like a very juvenile note for such a mature male. Just mention that he but again
1:17:52 We expect nothing else from our group. Onward to Black Knight Scott, Baron of North Georgia 250 bucks and he has a short note he says yes the wine is good here. Baron of North Georgia well you know what I'm looking for? I'm looking for it naturally dude I know that Familia whatever it is up in Arkansas that one really good winery that's in the Ozarks Post Familia I think is the name They have the only muscadine wine that I've ever had that I could actually choke down without gagging. Are you a guzzler?
1:18:34 No, no. Muscadine wine is a very peculiar, it's made from the grape that's about the size of a medium-sized tomato each grape is that big. It's actually the size of large apricot each grape and they don't grow in bunches there just like some funny grape but its a grape and it's called a muscadine and it has really good eating if you have children they love eating these things are delicious But the wine that it makes is really rank, and it's made everywhere in the South. You can grow these grapes in Louisiana and they make muscadine wine down there. It's supposed to be good with deer. So it's nasty but people make it any... Is like plum wine or something? No no, plum wine is delicious by comparison! This is really bad this horrible stuff! It is! It is the worst
1:19:26 I think it's just some sort of a local challenge to see how much you can drink before you throw up. It has never been fully explained why they even bother making wine from this stuff, but I have had some from this one Post Familia winery in Arkansas that makes good one. By good I mean you can actually drink it All right, enough said. I'm just mentioning this story now. Hey you know what? These are things that you learn only on the No Agenda Show and mind you that impresses the crap out of people when you lay that smack down on them Yeah but iIm sure there's somebody at you know they grow it all over the south I'm sure some... You know they make a really good one here in Birmingham! I don't think so Sir Horatio of Arabia
1:20:17 in London, UK. 24242 is next on our list and he writes congratulations from the desert so he must be in Saudi Arabia for 12 awesome years sanity retained twice a week and then he says double twelve years not a slave okay that's what he said. Oh nice 240242 beautiful yeah moving it forward for 12 more years thank you so much We do like getting it in advance. Sir Rod, in Amsterdam 220-222 Is this our Sir Rod? Who is this? This is... Yes! Roderick, Sir Rod, Sir Roderick yes yeah It's not Rod Adams though No no that's a different... No Roderick shortened his title to Rod so he's Sir Rod and he's from the TPO podcast
1:21:14 Oh, right. He's the mainstream guy. In the morning John and Adam Tuesday October 29th is the birthday of my TPO podcast buddy Bert Brusson And mine as well. Oh, whoa It's 44 and I'll be 55 the same day This is our birthday present for our best podcast for the best podcast in universe Please continue to the great job Okay We got it run that you're on the list as far as I can tell yeah on the listen Thank you and a happy birthday to both of you guys Please fifty-five you like it? It's not bad
1:21:54 As a podcast. Unless you have to drive at that speed! Unless you wake up at 55 and find your career is doing a podcast, otherwise you'll feel great My whole life's been leading up to this podcast Sir Richard Garrett in Thunder Bay Ontario Outskirts of toronto two hundred twelve dollars and twelve cents bedroom community. I crack pot buzzkill sorry my donation is about an hour late in austin time but hopefully gets through early enough to read be ready on the twelfth anniversary show it's been a while since i've shown that donating his love, what i'm happy to report that your show inspired me get through seven years of undergrad and law school
1:22:36 And I was finally called to the bar last September. Wow, hold on a second! So we helped him get through seven years of undergrad in law school and all the way up to the bar? He's in the bar he made it, he passed. First day like you say was called to the bar which is what we call when you take somebody to... Right that's when you gotta pay is when you get called to the bar I started listening to the show through the Blackberry podcast app in 2011 while randomly searching for politics. The company's gone, there is nothing left of BlackBerry! We destroyed it with our podcast. Rim. When i randomly searched for politics and never looked back
1:23:18 How the m5m has been projecting a narrative to control so many people who don't understand what's going on in the world Please give me a de-douche You've been de-douched And now he thought this is the part that's controversial. Yeah, I have a problem with this but okay and This is gonna be semi experimental because we're gonna I think we're gonna do this right and then we're gonna get happen Give us some feedback report yeah He is going to ask for something that has been banned from the show based on some reports. Well, based on consumer reports and safety reports and results of the process. Yeah this is what we're...this is the Trump jobs jobs jobs karma
1:24:06 Now, anyway he says thank you for everything you've done for the past 12 years and now he's going to receive. This is again an experiment it's not for everybody but we're gonna do it this one time then if he then were gonna have to make up for it if it fails so if works I would be very interested It might work oh hold on He's a Canadian this may make a huge difference Oh! Trump jobs in Canada does something different maybe Maybe Alright Huh. It basically gets someone fired in the States and then you get the job over there well let us know how it goes! Jobs, jobs, jobs. You've got karma. All right it's on you Sir Richard and thank you very much for
1:24:59 I will point out something. This was the pure Trump, the other one may have been a Trump Pelosi combo. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Maybe that one's better you know what? I have the combo... Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs I think all these he's gonna become an MP. You know, it doesn't I Think it's the is the Nancy going let's vote for jobs. I think that's what really gets you the job There's something about that please that makes it happen anyway, thank you Holly's next on a list We'll find out from Richard later we will $212 and 12 cents in Blaine Minnesota, Minnesota nuts
1:25:49 A dude named Ben, he's been a listener since the run-ups to the 2016 elections. I think you guys are in best form during these times." During election period, yeah. Maybe I've been going back and listening to all the 2016 shows again and kudos to all the producers creating The End of Show mixes almost drove off the road last week when you played one again of John Fisting is nuts? That's that we have to... I have to tell you that we forget about this stuff And I'm relying on producers, particularly execs and associate execs because that's where you know we'll read this and we'll get to it. We have so many funny things that... It just doesn't come to mind anymore! When I played that again oh my god it was kind of came right on... We were talking about it, laughing in the last night. I know you saw it Jennifer Buchanan
1:26:49 Made a video an animated video out of one of our bits about gurgle and Sharpton. Did you see that thing? Yeah, it was great She's got some new tools beyond gray I think she's talking about the tool that made the videos she may have a new boyfriend I'm not sure what to refer to well or both You never know but I mean we We watched it a couple times And it kept being funny if she even got my little Tourette's in there Yeah, my head was bobbing back and forth. Really head bouncing around I think it was if you haven't seen it go look at noagendersocial.com Look at Adam there You can find it on any way It's an animation yeah But this is another one of our bits that is just sometimes they...you can't write this If you wanted to make a funny show you would never come up with that And yet there it was He continues
1:27:45 By the way, you forgot a great promo donation. 212-2212 It's even a palindrome! Eh... I guess we did. I forgive you and send it anyway. Curiously, which is what he sent in. Curiously, uh, it just put me over the edge to knighthood if it pleases you Knight Me Sir John of the Dunkirk Mudflats Huh He says, hey I almost put mud flaps. He's doing material to himself. Reckoning Below requests Kristoffs and black... Black, oh sorry Kristoffs and black lager at the round table if there is room. What's Kristoffs? We put in the extra leaf on the table so it's a little bigger for all this stuff today. What's Kristoffs do you know? No idea
1:28:39 Well, we'll see it at the roundtable. You're gonna be there? Yeah I will They keep moving me over. I think they lost my good seat No agenda but no jingles but karma for all no exit strategies yet please ITM John you've got karma Oh We have an anonymous donation from Austin well Probably your neighbor. Probably anonymous donation this donation is for each of my two nephews and who both Nicholas and Jeremy Nicholas listen to the show and need a serious de-douching So it's Nicholas Markovitch and Jeremy Minchuk both needed serious deduction You've been deduced This donation gets them started toward knighthood for jingles, please play the firefighter hose
1:29:36 I know what that is. Yeah, but that's not a jingle! It's only 17 seconds Throw in some Sharpton gurgle. Ah, finally! Yes. Somebody's bringing that in and China is ass-ho it's ass ho H O E end with karma Alright So you take your hose And you roll that sucker as far in as you can get it and then some guy some dude behind you was blasting You with his hose a couple of guys Oh gets better Yeah, so you're getting blasted so you can stay cool It's really hot Gurgle and the third right. You've got karma Sorry personal pleasure Yeah, you get a kick out of that stuff at stickers Jason McKinney sir no pointer uh Sugarland Texas another Texan 200 bucks
1:30:36 I didn't realize that i share a birthday with no agenda so i decided to celebrate both with the producer credit. The show takes priority over my friends lunch plans every thursday now im transitioning from working to a dude named ben to an android developer I need my fix and no agenda. The sad part is that i may have to relocate to either San Francisco or Austin due to the above what your sugar land, Austin's pretty close do the abundance of tech jobs available? That's right poop and high rent are not what I'm looking towards looking forwards to this would event know I would love would join both of you on
1:31:14 on Also, a reminder to all hams renew your licenses when they come due. Keep the community strong! Can I just say so we're not on D-Star we're on All Star and if you have any kind of 2 meter or 70 centimeter rig which could be a bowel thing then you can use any repeater that's connected go to k5acc.com for more information on the NAMS the No Agenda Hams
1:31:57 Can I request that China is asshole? That's true. And a few seconds of ants, if time allows look forward to your lucky 13th sir null pointer and Jason McKinney circling in Texas. You're the president and you're sitting there. What is that? That's not the right one. Hold on. Your birthday on their what we got his birthday and what happened to the I gotta find this hold I got ants. You've got karma. Kind of messed it up a little bit, there we go
1:32:38 And that concludes our list of associate executive producers and executive producers for show 1185. I want to thank each and every one of them for helping put this show together Yes, thank you very much for being here for celebrating with us today Many of you have been here from the first hour from the beginning many of you have come up along the way some of you've gone overboard come back and all of this support is appreciated because it is Is your show so you you have kept this going this experiment just won't stop 12 years running I'm very proud. You should be proud as well and I think it's a perfect opportunity for those of you who got the executive or associate executive producer credits today
1:33:20 To list them wherever you might have them listed. You could actually go to VistaPrint and get some cards because you can now claim to be an executive producer or associate executive producer of the No Agenda 12th Anniversary Special! I think this is a little better in parlance of production, would you agree? I think so. I think if you say the 12th anniversary special, then people that produce specials are special people. They're specialists! So thank you for that and i look forward to thanking more people in our second donation segment it will be twelve years and one show on Thursday so please feel free to support us once again for this the second Sunday of the shows