Topic: Ring Ceremony

The knighting ceremony continues with the traditional reading of the "round table" menu, including items like pepperoni rolls and lukewarm tequila. The hosts discuss the logistics of ordering "No Agenda Rings" for new knights and dames, noting the difficulty of gauging various ring sizes.

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for several high-level donors, bestowing titles such as "Dame Deanna Beacon of Good Heart" and "Sir Eric The Unfolder of Good Heart." They promote the availability of custom signet rings and PhD certificates at the show's official website. The segment reinforces the community aspect of the "Value for Value" model, thanking the "Roundtable" for their continued financial support.

William Grantham, Sir Jacob (posthumously), and Sir Fret Pound are officially knighted into the No Agenda Round Table. The ceremony includes the presentation of signet rings and the traditional "hookers and blow" metaphorical feast.

The hosts celebrate several listener birthdays and conduct a formal knighting ceremony for new producers. Stephanie Francis is elevated to Baronetess, and new Knight Sir Fist Rust and Dame Tony are welcomed to the No Agenda Roundtable. The segment includes the traditional reading of the "mutton and mead" menu and information on how new knights can order their official No Agenda rings and wax seals.

Patricia Lewis is officially dubbed "Dame Patricia of the practically perfect penmanship" during a traditional knighting ceremony. The hosts also announce several birthdays within the producer community and recognize title changes for long-term supporters. The segment concludes with a reminder for new Dames and Knights to visit the show's ring site for their signet rings.

John Liebich is knighted as "Sir John of the Glen" after his son Matthew passed the honor to him. The hosts perform the traditional knighting ceremony, welcoming him to the "Round Table." Sir John is instructed to claim his signet ring and certificate, symbols of his high-level support for the "Value for Value" model.

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for new Dames and Knights who have contributed significant "treasure" to the show. New titles include "Dame Realistic of the Sierra Foothills" and "Sir TRS-80." Recipients are instructed to visit the show's website to provide their ring sizes for their official No Agenda rings and PhD certificates.

A formal ceremony is held to graduate new No Agenda PhDs and induct new Knights and Dames into the Round Table. The hosts provide instructions for graduates to claim their diplomas and rings through the official website.

The hosts conduct a formal knighthood ceremony for Sir Kirk of Siouxland and Sir Christo of the Black Mountain. The new knights are granted their titles and instructed on how to claim their official No Agenda cignet rings. The ceremony includes the traditional humorous list of "hookers and blow" alternatives.

Cesar Baptista and Ed Musial are officially knighted as "Sir Gripsalot of the Righty Tighty" and "Sir Woz Ed" for their cumulative contributions of $1,000 or more. The hosts perform the traditional dubbing ceremony and invite the new knights to the "No Agenda Roundtable." Information regarding exclusive knight and dame rings at noagenderings.com is also provided.

The official knighting ceremony for the episode honors Connie, Lusa Rosa, Ava Rosa, Robert Platt, Dr. Disorder, and Mike Rozier. The hosts recite the traditional list of humorous perks, including "hookers and blow" and "gerbils." They promote NoAgendaRings.com for producers to order their official signet rings and certificates of authenticity.

The formal knighting ceremony is conducted for Dame Ginger of the Bush, Sir Christopher of the Trademark, Sir Little John the Serial Killer, and Sir Kyle Back. The hosts remind new knights to send their ring sizes to No Agenda Nation.

The final knighting ceremony of the episode inducts four new knights into the No Agenda Round Table. The hosts explain the process for receiving signet rings and certificates of authenticity. The new knights are invited to enjoy a virtual feast of mutton, mead, and various requested beverages.

The hosts read the weekly birthday list and perform a formal "daming" ceremony for Lady Lisa, Seeker of Seashells. Her husband, Sir Ernesto Grande, requested the title as a birthday gift. The hosts describe the traditional perks of the rank, including a signet ring and a certificate of authenticity.

A formal knighthood ceremony was held for Vance Cotier, Tyler Hall, and Tease Buttle. The hosts welcomed them to the "podium" and offered the traditional (symbolic) rewards of "mutton and mead" and "hookers and blow." New knights were directed to the No Agenda Nation website to claim their official rings.

Paul Branham is officially knighted as Sir Paul Branham of the No Agenda Roundtable following his significant financial contributions. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "Hookers & Blow" list and instructions for receiving the official ring and certificate. The hosts emphasize that knighthood can be achieved over time through consistent small donations.

A formal knighthood ceremony is conducted for several producers, including Sir Friday and Sir Seth. The hosts also celebrate the birthday of Mia Ruth and remind new knights to order their official No Agenda rings through the community website.

In a formal knighting ceremony, Dame Simone, Sir Ten Cryptids, and Sir RJ were welcomed to the No Agenda Roundtable. The hosts provided instructions for receiving official signet rings and certificates through the No Agenda Nation website. They reiterated the value-for-value model and encouraged listeners to connect via the federated Mastodon network.

Adam and John conduct a formal knighting ceremony for Daria Rakitine, Peter, and Christopher Sevigny. They announce the new titles—Dame Daria, Sir Berserker, and Sir Seven of the Insert Coin—and detail the perks of the No Agenda peerage, including signet rings and sealing wax.

The hosts conduct a formal knighthood ceremony for several producers, including Sir Spike Fork and Sir Softail. They read off a long list of birthdays and assign "roundtable" perks such as "frog legs and codeine" and "Napoleon cognac and Cubans" to the new knights and dames.