Topic: Lizard

19 chapters across the catalog

No Agenda Christmas 2025
Episode 1828 1:13:18 - 1:17:30

1828: No Agenda Christmas 2025

Nashville Christmas Bombing, 5G and Lizard People Theories

The investigation into the Nashville Christmas Day bombing involving suspect Anthony Warner is discussed. Authorities suggest Warner was interested in conspiracy theories regarding 5G technology and "lizard people." The hosts analyze the professional-sounding evacuation recording played from the RV and experiment with a reversed audio clip that some claim contains a "Merry Christmas" message.

Boomer Mode
Episode 1724 2:31:29 - 2:33:01

1724: Boomer Mode

23andMe Lizard DNA Test Claims

A viral video claims that a pet lizard's saliva sent to 23andMe returned results indicating the lizard was 51% Ashkenazi Jewish. The hosts express deep skepticism toward commercial DNA tests, citing personal experiences with inconsistent results for pets.

Flub Meister
Episode 1404 9:23 - 12:35

1404: Flub Meister

Anthony Fauci Press Conference, Body Language Analysis

Critics analyze Dr. Anthony Fauci's body language during a White House briefing, specifically noting a "tongue dart" gesture which some interpret as a sign of deception based on alleged CIA interrogation techniques. Fauci emphasizes the necessity of boosters for those vaccinated more than six months prior.

The Learning Curve
Episode 1400 3:02:39 - 3:05:04

1400: The Learning Curve

Jen Psaki, Spinach for Breakfast Comment

White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki is mocked for a bizarre comment during a press conference where she suggested people have "coffee and spinach" for breakfast. The hosts jokingly interpret this as a slip-up revealing her "reptilian" nature. The clip is analyzed for its randomness and Psaki's subsequent stumble.

Afghaniscam
Episode 1379 1:24:26 - 1:26:42

1379: Afghaniscam

Austin Homeless Crisis, Saturn Lizards Report

A traveler known as Saturn Lizards reported that Austin, Texas, has the worst homeless situation he has encountered in his travels across the U.S. He observed a sharp divide between wealthy tech liberals and a high-risk, often psychotic homeless population that is largely ignored by the city's "virtue signaling" residents.

Mass Formation
Episode 1373 2:03:56 - 2:08:58

1373: Mass Formation

QAnon Lizard People, Matthew Taylor Coleman Case

A Santa Barbara surf school owner, Matthew Taylor Coleman, allegedly confessed to killing his children due to QAnon and "lizard people" conspiracy theories. The media coverage of this event is used to frame all conspiracy theories as dangerous, while the hosts recall the "Liberty City 7" as an example of FBI entrapment.

Swiss Cheese Model
Episode 1308 2:27:33 - 2:31:14

1308: Swiss Cheese Model

Nashville Bombing, Anthony Warner and 5G Paranoia

Investigators are looking into whether Nashville bomber Anthony Warner was motivated by paranoia regarding 5G technology and "lizard people." The RV explosion occurred outside an AT&T transmission building, leading to widespread service outages on Christmas Day.

Kung Flu
Episode 1213 2:19:52 - 2:23:03

1213: Kung Flu

Weinstein's Physical Condition and "Lizard" Theories

The hosts discuss the medical descriptions of Harvey Weinstein's genitalia, comparing them to "hemipenises" found in reptiles. They also mention reports that he suffers from trimethylaminuria, a condition that causes a fecal odor, and has skin covered in blackheads. They jokingly conclude that Weinstein may be a "lizard."

Adultism is Real
Episode 1072 2:26:18 - 2:29:17

1072: Adultism is Real

Ruth Smeeth, Anti-Semitism and Lizard People

British MP Ruth Smeeth delivers a speech in the House of Commons addressing the rise of anti-Semitism within the Labour Party. In a notable moment, she explicitly denies being a "trans-dimensional lizard" or a foreign intelligence operative. The speech highlights the bizarre nature of modern political discourse and the harassment faced by Jewish officials in the UK.

Bot Cops
Episode 1039 40:58 - 42:23

1039: Bot Cops

Hollywood Job Losses and Valerie Jarrett Lizard Theory

The cancellation of "Roseanne" left hundreds of crew members and writers unemployed, a fact the hosts note received more media attention than similar layoffs on conservative-leaning shows. A satirical aside suggests that if Barr had referred to Valerie Jarrett as a "lizard" rather than using racial tropes, she might have avoided the same level of backlash.

Phallocentric Age
Episode 935 1:04:03 - 1:07:21

935: Phallocentric Age

Kara Swisher Asks Hillary Clinton About Lizard People

During a Recode conference interview, tech journalist Kara Swisher jokingly asked Hillary Clinton about rumors that she is a "lizard person." The question stemmed from fake news circulating on Facebook. The segment also touches on an incident where Apple executive Eddy Cue was seen yelling at Rihanna during a basketball game, leading to rumors about drug use among tech elites.

Weaponized Tech
Episode 934 55:18 - 1:01:16

934: Weaponized Tech

Onward Together and the Lizard Person Question

Hillary Clinton's new political initiative and her fundraising through ActBlue are discussed. During the Code Con interview, Kara Swisher jokingly defended Clinton against internet rumors claiming she is a "lizard person." The hosts note the irony of the moderator having to clarify that the former Secretary of State is human.

Cissexist Hxstory
Episode 832 2:39:14 - 2:41:23

832: Cissexist Hxstory

David Icke, Lizard People and Bug Farms

A humorous aside explores a theory inspired by David Icke regarding "lizard people" pushing the consumption of insects. An advertisement for "Big Cricket Farms" on a job site is presented as evidence that the elite are promoting alternative protein sources to create a larger food selection for themselves. The hosts joke that the "lizard people" want a sustainable source of bugs to eat.

50 Shades of Terror
Episode 699 1:09:48 - 1:13:12

699: 50 Shades of Terror

Chapel Hill Shooting, Media Narratives and Listener Feedback

A listener's letter addresses the February 10th shooting of three Muslim students in Chapel Hill, North Carolina, questioning why the story faded from the news. The hosts discuss how the event did not fit certain media narratives, particularly after it was characterized as a condo dispute. The segment also touches on the hosts' skepticism toward "lizard people" theories promoted by other alternative media figures.

Arab Winter
Episode 544 59:38 - 1:02:51

544: Arab Winter

British Parliament Voting Procedures, John Kerry's "Tell"

The hosts examine the unique voting procedures of the British Parliament, including the "unlocking" of doors for division lobbies. They also discuss a perceived "tell" in Secretary of State John Kerry's body language, claiming he sticks his tongue out after telling a lie, which they find "freaky" and "reptilian."

Chubby Hitler
Episode 517 2:03:15 - 2:06:03

517: Chubby Hitler

Mars Rover Anomalies, Rat and Lizard Sightings

UFO enthusiasts and bloggers claim to have spotted a rat and a lizard in raw images transmitted by NASA's Curiosity rover from the surface of Mars. While mainstream outlets like Fox News and the Daily Mail reported on the sightings, skeptics suggest the images are either optical illusions (pareidolia) or evidence that the rover is actually operating in a desert location on Earth, such as Arizona.

Episode 502 2:12:02 - 2:15:21

502: Nuevo Orden Mundial

Ethnic Trends in Conspiracy Theory Beliefs

The conspiracy poll shows significant variations in belief based on race, with the Hispanic demographic showing high belief in UFOs (27%) and the fake moon landing (15%). Notably, 9% of Hispanic respondents believe in "lizard people," while 0% of African Americans hold that belief. The hosts suggest that the show needs to better target the Hispanic audience based on these statistical trends.

GaGa & Little Boy
Episode 282 47:51 - 51:31

282: GaGa & Little Boy

Louis C.K. Confronts Donald Rumsfeld on Opie & Anthony

Comedian Louis C.K. questioned former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld on the *Opie & Anthony* show, asking if he is a "lizard from outer space" who eats human flesh. The hosts discuss Rumsfeld's refusal to directly answer the question and his ongoing book tour for *Known and Unknown*. They analyze the interaction as a rare moment of a celebrity challenging a political figure.