Topic: Kim Jong Il

A delegation from the European Parliament revealed they have been holding secret talks with North Korea for three years to negotiate an end to its nuclear program. The hosts discuss the history of the Korean armistice and North Korea's long-standing request for a formal peace treaty. They suggest the EU is coming forward now to claim credit for diplomatic progress following President Trump's initiatives.

Donald Gregg criticizes the U.S. policy of "strategic patience" toward North Korea, calling it a continuation of the Bush administration's failures. He recounts being marginalized by Condoleezza Rice's staff in 2002 after hand-delivering a letter from Kim Jong-il, arguing that demonizing foreign leaders prevents necessary diplomatic progress.

Donald Gregg recounts hand-carrying a written offer for talks from Kim Jong Il to the White House in 2002, which was rejected by Steve Hadley as "rewarding bad behavior." The discussion posits that the current media alarmism regarding North Korean missiles is illogical and serves to justify military spending.

Senator John McCain criticized Vice President Joe Biden for stating that the Taliban is not inherently an enemy of the United States. During a media appearance intended to discuss the death of North Korean leader Kim Jong-il, McCain pivoted to attack the administration's stance on Afghanistan. The exchange highlights the political friction regarding the definition of enemy combatants as the U.S. explores diplomatic exits.

Following the death of Kim Jong-il on a train, a listener report from Missouri claims that high-ranking military and CIA officials are privately predicting a war between Israel and Iran in October 2012. This potential conflict is framed as an "October Surprise" intended to bolster the incumbent president's re-election chances, as wartime presidents are rarely voted out of office.

A university in North Korea reportedly placed an order for No Agenda "Slave" t-shirts. Due to State Department restrictions, the shirts are being shipped as "humanitarian aid" labeled as chest warmers. The hosts encourage the North Korean students to take photos in the shirts in front of statues of Kim Jong-il while wearing sunglasses for anonymity.

Kim Jong-il has reportedly devalued North Korean currency, a move the hosts compare to the hyperinflation seen in Zimbabwe. A lighter segment covers a Cosmopolitan magazine article offering tips to avoid Swine Flu, such as fist-bumping instead of shaking hands. The article specifically recommends "reverse cowgirl" as a safer alternative to missionary style sex to prevent the spread of viral particles.

The show concludes with listener suggestions for a "care package" of DVDs to send to North Korean leader Kim Jong-il, including titles like "Team America" and "Dr. Strangelove." A brief update on Afghanistan notes that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton met with President Karzai, which the hosts jokingly link to checking the quality of the region's opium harvest. The episode signs off with a reminder of the next broadcast on Sunday.

Adam Curry recounts a conversation with his uncle, Don Curry, regarding his past correspondence with North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. Don Curry reportedly sent movies such as The Patriot and Brothers in Arms to the Supreme Leader, who allegedly enjoyed them. The hosts propose sending a new list of DVDs to Kim Jong-il to facilitate a future wine tasting meeting for John C. Dvorak.

Rumors circulate regarding North Korean leader Kim Jong-il using an exact body double to make public appearances during bouts of illness. Visual comparisons of photographs suggest differences in posture and demeanor between the two figures. Additionally, the Republican party has reportedly enlisted former Fox News contributor Oliver North as a foreign policy advisor.

Bill Clinton's mission to North Korea to secure the release of two Current TV journalists is characterized as a major PR stunt for Al Gore's struggling network. The Wall Street Journal's detailed description of a "man hug" between Clinton and Gore is mocked. The hosts suggest Kim Jong-il benefited the most from the high-profile diplomatic visit.

John C. Dvorak proposes traveling to North Korea to help Kim Jong-il inventory his rumored collection of rare Bordeaux wines. The hosts discuss the social aspects of high-end wine collecting and the potential for "wine diplomacy." They reference North Korean humor as depicted in travel shows like Globe Trekker.