Topic: Black Knights

Sir Il Pope Di Cyclismo, an expat living in Portugal, sends a donation and jokes about Adam's previous claim that everyone who moves to Portugal is a "criminal." The hosts discuss Portugal as a popular destination for retirees and those looking for a cheaper cost of living, while maintaining the running joke about it being a hideout for those "on the lam."

The hosts conduct an official knighthood ceremony for several producers, including Sir Bastoid of Blairmount and Sir Feta of the Armpit of Eastern Ontario. The segment details the benefits of the No Agenda signet rings and the "exclusive" nature of the Round Table community.

The hosts discuss the Dutch tradition of Black Pete and the movement toward reparations in Suriname. Emily Shade is knighted as "Dame Emily" following her contribution for her 31st birthday. A discussion occurs regarding the word "secondment," which refers to a temporary job assignment, after Emily mentions her plan to move from the US to the UK for work.

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for several high-tier donors, including Sir Mike of the New Jersey Lowlands, Sir Genoa Weaver of Dixie Alley, and Sir Kevin of the 80th Parallel. They thank the "sustaining producers" who contribute smaller amounts regularly to keep the show independent.

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for several high-level producers, including the first publicly transgender dame, Dame Chrissy X. They grant titles such as "Sir Darren Shredder of the Six Strings" and "Sir Recoil Black Knight" while acknowledging the "Value for Value" support that sustains the show.

The show concludes with birthday shoutouts for listeners and a formal knighting ceremony for new producers. New knights include Sir Hank, Sir Nathan, and Sir Bohemian Butcher. The hosts discuss the distribution of signet rings and certificates of authenticity for the No Agenda peerage.

The hosts conducted a series of knighting ceremonies and peerage upgrades for high-level donors, including Sir Robert of the Wetlands and Sir Bob Black Knight of the Chesapeake Bay. They addressed several "make-goods" for producers whose credits were missed during the 15th-anniversary rush. These ceremonies serve as the primary recognition for the executive and associate executive producers who fund the program.

The final segment of producer credits includes a "row of ducks" donation from Courtney Chase in Coeur d'Alene and a knighting for Boris Sopeniuk. Several listeners were added to the birthday list, and the "Black Knight Sir Hummus" requested a name change to "Sir EZ." The hosts conclude the donation segment by reinforcing the "value for value" philosophy that sustains the program.

A series of knighting ceremonies and title changes included the elevation of Sir Alexander of Middle Cascadia to "Black Knight" status. The segment included a satirical "woke" diversity speech in the style of White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre to honor a new knight from Connecticut.

Adam and John resolve a debate regarding the "Black Dame" title, officially investing Dame Andrea of the Dangerous Goods. They also provide details on the No Agenda signet rings available to high-level producers, which include a certificate of authenticity and sealing wax.

Adam Curry discusses his "Fireside Chat" with Texas Slim, part of his separate long-form interview podcast. The hosts also clarify the "Black Knight" designation, which is reserved for instances where the show makes a mistake in the knighting process. The segment concludes with a call for listeners to contribute their "time, talent, and treasure" to support the media property.

Sir Sean the Black Knight contributes a multi-part donation covering birthdays and a "goat karma" request for his dog's recovery from a splenectomy. The segment concludes the list of associate executive producers for the episode.

Three producers are elevated to the rank of Knight for their contributions of $1,000 or more. Sir Dave of the PNW is named a Black Knight, alongside Sir Couchmaster and Sir Miattico. The traditional knighting ceremony includes the symbolic offering of "mutton and mead" and instructions for the new knights to provide their ring sizes for the official No Agenda rings.

Adam Curry discusses his personal experience with Tourette's Syndrome and how being open about it on the Joe Rogan show helps others feel comfortable. He speculates that Dilbert creator Scott Adams may have a mild version of the condition. The segment concludes with the formal knighting of Nikolai Stepanov as "Sir Nick of the Black Forest."

Eric Remington is granted the title of Black Knight following a $250 donation. Another producer, Stephen Meyers, shares a tragic story regarding his dog killing his cat, named Karma, leading to a request for the "You've Got Karma" jingle in the pet's memory.

A dispute arose within the Peerage Committee regarding the correct honorific for Renee Dupont, who was missed in a previous knighting ceremony. While a missed knight is typically dubbed a "Black Knight," the hosts debated whether "Black Dame" or "Dark Dame" was an appropriate equivalent. The committee ultimately decided to stick to standard titles to avoid unintended racial or social connotations, settling on "Dame Plus" as a temporary compromise.

Executive producers contribute donations tied to the "angel number" 1212 and the number 33. Matthew Simpson provides a breakdown of the mathematical significance of the show number, while other donors request "land hunting karma" and "de-douching" credits.

New knights and dames are inducted into the No Agenda round table. A comprehensive list of upcoming meetups is read, including events in Nebraska, South Korea, Sao Paulo, Zurich, and a special gathering at Burning Man in Black Rock City.

Meetup reports are read from Victoria, British Columbia, and the Burning Man festival in Black Rock City. The Burning Man report, provided by Basil Knight of Canary Cry Radio, describes a successful gathering at "Camp Big Puffy Yellow" involving transdimensional thinkers.

Buford Kaye is officially knighted as a "Black Knight" after a long delay in the process. The ceremony includes the traditional "Hookers & Blow" and "Rent Boys & Chardonnay" proclamations. New signet rings with sealing wax are announced as being on the way for the new members of the peerage.