Topic: School Safety

32 chapters across the catalog

Gynocracy
Episode 1749 2:26:15 - 2:30:02

1749: Gynocracy

Institutional Response to Digital Harassment in Schools

Experts suggest that schools need to update student handbooks to specifically address the risks of AI-generated harassment. Parents are encouraged to have open conversations with teens to reinforce that creating or spreading deepfake images carries real-world consequences and is not a joke.

NetBEUI
Episode 1643 2:07:28 - 2:12:09

1643: NetBEUI

James Crumbley, School Shooter Parent Conviction

James Crumbley was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in connection with the school shooting carried out by his son at Oxford High School. This follows the conviction of his wife, Jennifer Crumbley, marking a legal trend of holding parents criminally responsible for the actions of their children in mass shooting cases.

Stapler Abuse
Episode 1545 1:06:41 - 1:10:29

1545: Stapler Abuse

Gun Control, Second Amendment and Historical Tyranny

The discussion shifts to gun control, with Lily Tang Williams arguing that the Second Amendment is the primary defense against government tyranny. She criticizes Democrats for rejecting school safety proposals, such as armed guards, in favor of restrictive gun laws. Williams asserts that immigrants from communist regimes recognize the "writing on the wall" regarding the disarmament of the citizenry.

FedNow
Episode 1538 2:38:55 - 2:41:17

1538: FedNow

Classroom Safe Rooms, School Shooting Security

Elementary schools in Alabama have begun installing $60,000 rapid-deploy safe rooms inside classrooms. These ballistic-walled units can be deployed in under 10 seconds to protect students during active shooter events or severe weather. The implementation is criticized as a form of "preconditioning" children to live in a state of constant fear, rather than addressing the root causes of school violence.

The Best Clips Of The Day
Episode 1509 1:14:03 - 1:15:39

1509: The Best Clips Of The Day

Texas Gun Laws, High School Gun Clubs

Texas Democrats criticized a bill allowing 21-year-olds to carry firearms without paperwork, using racially charged language about "pimps" and the "Wild West." The hosts reflect on the history of gun safety education in US high schools, noting that students used to bring rifles to school for target shooting clubs.

Soft Nuts
Episode 1495 1:50:34 - 1:53:15

1495: Soft Nuts

Indiana Teacher Kill List, School Safety Incident

Angelica Carrasquillo-Torres, a 25-year-old fifth-grade teacher in East Chicago, Indiana, was arrested after a student reported she had a "kill list" targeting staff and students. The teacher allegedly admitted to the list's existence during a meeting with the principal but was allowed to leave the school four hours before police were notified. She is currently held under an emergency detention order as the investigation continues.

Get Boris!
Episode 1417 1:16:51 - 1:20:56

1417: Get Boris!

Massachusetts Schools, COVID-19 Detection Dogs

Schools in Norton, Massachusetts, have deployed K-9 units trained to detect the scent of COVID-19 in classrooms and libraries. The dogs, named Huntah and Duke, signal the presence of the virus by sitting next to bookshelves or desks. The hosts criticize the practice as traumatizing for children and a form of security theater.

No Sweat
Episode 1191 11:35 - 17:43

1191: No Sweat

School Shooting Drills, Psychological Impact on Students

The prevalence of active shooter drills in American schools is examined following the Santa Clarita incident. Critics argue that constant "lockdown" training may be a form of brainwashing that creates a "new normal" of fear for children. Observations suggest that frequent drills may lead to student apathy or jadedness, potentially complicating actual emergency responses.

Truancy Crimes
Episode 1115 33:27 - 36:33

1115: Truancy Crimes

Florida Active Shooter Drills and Student Trauma

Pulatka High School in Florida conducted an unannounced active shooter drill that caused panic among students and teachers who believed a real intruder was on campus. While school officials defended the realism of the drill to test authentic reactions, critics argue such tactics are irresponsible and cause unnecessary psychological trauma.

#deletethebag
Episode 1019 32:04 - 34:58

1019: #deletethebag

Broward County Sheriff, Stoneman Douglas Arrests, and School Security

Security failures at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School continue to surface, including the arrest of three students for bringing knives and making social media threats just weeks after the mass shooting. Florida Senator Marco Rubio and the school superintendent faced criticism after a deputy was caught sleeping in his cruiser near the site of the tragedy. The Broward County Sheriff's Office is accused of systematically under-reporting crimes to improve performance metrics.

Bong Rip
Episode 1016 46:32 - 48:45

1016: Bong Rip

California Teacher, Accidental Classroom Gun Discharge

A teacher and reserve police officer, Dennis Alexander, accidentally discharged a firearm during a gun safety demonstration at Seaside High School in California. A student was reportedly injured by a bullet fragment. The hosts use the incident to critique the proposal of arming teachers, noting that even trained professionals make dangerous errors.

Vasectomies & Dogs
Episode 1011 1:54:33 - 1:58:48

1011: Vasectomies & Dogs

Berkeley High School Security Budget Cuts

Berkeley High School is facing budget cuts that will reduce its unarmed campus security force from 15 to 13 officers. Despite the city's reputation for anti-police sentiment, students expressed concern that the reduction would jeopardize their safety. The hosts find it ironic that students in a "Dimension B" political environment are advocating for an increased security presence on campus.

Spin the Bottle
Episode 1010 4:01 - 7:13

1010: Spin the Bottle

Andrew Pollack Demands School Security Improvements

Andrew Pollack, whose daughter Meadow was killed in the Parkland shooting, delivered an emotional plea for school security at the White House. Pollack emphasized that schools should be as secure as airports and demanded immediate action on safety rather than political debates. He stated that his daughter was shot nine times on the third floor of the school.

Circular Reporting
Episode 1005 2:38:43 - 2:41:54

1005: Circular Reporting

Los Angeles Middle School Shooting, Gun Safety Training

A 12-year-old girl was charged after a handgun in her backpack accidentally discharged at a Los Angeles middle school, injuring five people. The incident has prompted calls for the return of gun safety training in schools to prevent accidents involving improperly handled or cocked firearms.

The Great Clip Show
Episode 822 1:53:06 - 1:57:26

822: The Great Clip Show

SpaceX Fanboys, School SWAT Training, Paintball Drills

The hosts criticize "techie fanboys" of Elon Musk and SpaceX before reading an email from a pastor about a SWAT training exercise at a parochial school. The tactical response team used the school to run drills involving hostage scenarios with paintballs. The pastor notes the disturbing militarization of local law enforcement and the "paint is there to keep you safe" excuse given to students.

Climate Deaths
Episode 787 1:33:39 - 1:36:09

787: Climate Deaths

Hillary Clinton School Safety Staging and Bomb Shelters

Hillary Clinton is criticized for using a child to read a scripted question about school safety and mental health during a campaign event. This leads to a discussion about the history of backyard bomb shelters in American suburbs, which were often repurposed as pantries or storage after the Cold War.

Peak Coffee
Episode 779 1:17:13 - 1:21:34

779: Peak Coffee

Active Shooter Drills and School Safety Statistics

The hosts critique the proliferation of active shooter drills in American schools, featuring a report from an FBI agent in Atlanta who conducts drills with his own children. They discuss the psychological impact of "terrorizing" students for events that are statistically rare. Dvorak provides data showing there are over 130,000 K-12 schools in the U.S., arguing the threat is disproportionately emphasized.

White House Moat
Episode 671 1:49:31 - 1:52:34

671: White House Moat

Arming School Administrators and Media Bias

A PBS NewsHour report on arming school administrators in Washington state is analyzed. The hosts argue that the media's portrayal of firearms is intentionally scary and designed to alienate women from the Republican Party by focusing on the tragedy of Sandy Hook.

Flood the Zone
Episode 647 2:24:54 - 2:28:18

647: Flood the Zone

Gun Control Legislation, California vs Texas Schools

California moves to approve legislation allowing the temporary seizure of firearms from individuals deemed a threat. In contrast, the Argyle Independent School District in Texas authorizes staff members to carry handguns on campus. The hosts also deconstruct a viral story about a nine-year-old girl and an Uzi, questioning the media's refusal to release full video evidence of the incident.

Scam Celebrities
Episode 627 3:09:10 - 3:11:47

627: Scam Celebrities

Delaware School Safety Bill, Bulletproof Whiteboards

Delaware House Bill 347 proposes extreme safety measures for new school construction, including bulletproof glass and "bullet-resistant whiteboards" in every classroom. These whiteboards, costing roughly $400 each, are designed for students to hide behind during an attack. The absurdity of these measures is highlighted as a symptom of a "prison-like" approach to education, leading to a recommendation for homeschooling.