Topic: Professor

27 chapters across the catalog

Chatbox
Episode 1780 3:04:04 - 3:10:02

1780: Chatbox

End of Show Mixes and Final Sign-Off

The episode concludes with a series of listener-produced music mixes featuring themes of media deconstruction and the Jeffrey Epstein case. The hosts provide a final sign-off, promising to return on Sunday from Austin, Texas. The closing segments include a "Mic Check" hip-hop track and a remix of the song "War."

Mr. Umami
Episode 1769 2:27:00 - 2:31:14

1769: Mr. Umami

Meetup Donations, Mass Formation Theory

A crowdfunded donation from the North Idaho Sanity Brigade referenced Professor Mattias Desmet's "mass formation" theory regarding the societal response to the pandemic. Other significant donations came from listeners in North Carolina and Canada, including a birthday tribute for Sir Adriel. These contributions often include personal notes regarding the state of local politics and the impact of government policies on daily life.

Turban Tossing
Episode 1700 3:36:07 - 3:41:10

1700: Turban Tossing

End of Show Mix, Tim Walz School Shooter Loop

The episode concludes with a series of audio mixes from Professor Jay Jones and other producers. The mixes feature a recurring loop of Tim Walz's "become friends with school shooters" debate flub, interspersed with various show memes and cultural references. The hosts officially close the broadcast from the Texas Hill Country and Silicon Valley.

Natalism
Episode 1682 3:12:51 - 3:17:35

1682: Natalism

End of Show Mixes and Outro

The show concluded with a selection of "End of Show Mixes" from producers in Australia, the UK, and China. John C. Dvorak provided a "Tip of the Day" recommending Boeshield T9, a rust and corrosion protection lubricant developed by Boeing. The hosts signed off from FEMA Region 6 and Northern Silicon Valley, reminding listeners to support the show at noagendadonations.com.

Friendshoring
Episode 1664 3:16:47 - 3:24:51

1664: Friendshoring

Good News Segment, Tater the Dog and Show Outro

The final "Good News" segment features a story about a hound dog named Tater who was rescued from a tree after chasing a cat. The hosts discuss retiring the segment in favor of lifestyle tips in future episodes. The show concludes with a series of "end of show mixes" from various producers and a final sign-off, reminding listeners to support the program through the "Value for Value" model.

Spaving
Episode 1658 2:59:58 - 3:06:37

1658: Spaving

Outro, End of Show Mixes and Sign-off

The broadcast concluded with a preview of upcoming content on the No Agenda Stream, including mixes by Fletch and Professor Jay Jones. The hosts reminded listeners of the Sunday show time and the "Value for Value" donation model. The episode closed with the traditional "Adios Mofos" sign-off and a series of listener-produced musical tracks and audio montages.

Haley's Comment
Episode 1621 3:01:21 - 3:06:59

1621: Haley's Comment

End of Show Mixes and Sign-off

The episode concludes with a series of musical mixes from Professor JJ, Rexo, and Drew Steele, incorporating clips from the show's discussions on Nikki Haley and COVID-19 mandates. The hosts sign off from Texas and Northern Silicon Valley, wishing listeners a Happy New Year.

Future Framework
Episode 1463 25:03 - 27:27

1463: Future Framework

Dobbs Ruling Impact on Public Health Mandates

A constitutional scholar provides an analysis suggesting the language in the Dobbs ruling could inadvertently strengthen the government's power to enforce public health mandates. The theory suggests that by removing certain privacy protections, the ruling may allow for broader state authority regarding quarantines and mandatory injections.

Prime Time Purge
Episode 1458 2:31:52 - 2:35:42

1458: Prime Time Purge

Shanghai Rolling Lockdowns, Two-Tiered Testing

Despite reports that the Shanghai lockdown has ended, "boots on the ground" reports from Professor JJ reveal a new "rolling lockdown" system and mandatory testing every 72 hours. A two-tiered society has emerged where the wealthy pay for private testing to maintain "green" QR codes, while others face sudden building-wide quarantines if a neighbor tests positive. The city remains under a strict "Zero COVID" policy despite a 90% vaccination rate.

Maxinated
Episode 1346 2:50:26 - 2:55:47

1346: Maxinated

Professor Hamamoto, Michael Caine Spook Theory

Professor Hamamoto, a niche YouTube analyst, posits that actor Michael Caine may be an icon or asset for British intelligence. The theory suggests that Caine's prolific career in spy films like Kingsman and the Harry Palmer series serves to provide a friendly public face for MI6 and the global power structures of the City of London.

Do The Work
Episode 1259 1:39:53 - 1:46:33

1259: Do The Work

Listener Feedback, Jingle Sequences and Spam Commercials

Listeners from New Jersey and other regions submit detailed jingle requests and commentary on current events, including references to "Professor Ted" (Ted Kaczynski) and his writings on over-socialization. The hosts experiment with new sound clips, including vintage commercials for Spam, while navigating the technical challenges of broadcasting from a remote location in Florida.

Solutioning
Episode 1181 24:05 - 29:51

1181: Solutioning

Donald Trump Minnesota Rally, New Stand-up Routine

Donald Trump's recent campaign rally in Minneapolis is analyzed as a revamped "stand-up routine" featuring new material. Media critics, including Chris Hayes and Professor Fried, are heard criticizing the President's use of profanity, while the hosts argue his "foul-mouthed" style is part of his authentic appeal.

Furternity
Episode 1063 2:31:16 - 2:32:52

1063: Furternity

Ted Kaczynski Quote on Political Correctness

A quote from the Unabomber's manifesto, "Industrial Society and its Future," is read to illustrate the origins of modern political correctness. The text argues that activists for "oppressed groups" often come from privileged backgrounds and that the movement's stronghold is among tenured university professors.

Privilege Walk
Episode 1034 1:34:31 - 1:36:06

1034: Privilege Walk

Antifa Bike Lock Attacker Identified as Ethics Professor

Eric Clanton, a philosophy and ethics professor at Diablo Valley College, was identified by internet sleuths as the Antifa member who attacked a protester with a bike lock. The story highlights the contrast between Clanton's academic profession and his violent actions during rallies.

Sock Puppet Media
Episode 969 2:42:50 - 2:44:24

969: Sock Puppet Media

Adjunct Professors and the Gig Economy

A report from The Guardian highlights the financial struggles of adjunct professors, many of whom earn as little as $22,000 a year. The article notes that some academics have resorted to living in their cars or engaging in sex work to supplement their meager incomes in expensive cities like Denver.

200.8 Re-Redux
Episode 850 13:10 - 17:45

850: 200.8 Re-Redux

Media Deconstruction, Donald Trump and Government Agency Allegations

The hosts discuss their role in deconstructing mainstream media coverage of Donald Trump, noting the irony that they are often accused of being Trump defenders. They read a satirical letter from contributor Professor Dave King, who jokingly claims the show is a government-sanctioned propaganda operation. The letter suggests the show's clips and jingles are pre-prepared by a three-letter agency to keep the public confused.

Grim Math
Episode 772 1:33 - 3:55

772: Grim Math

Academic Trigger Warnings, Social Justice and Emotional Coddling

University professors and middle school teachers are reportedly implementing content warnings on assignments to prevent student anxiety. The discussion characterizes these warnings as a "social justice warrior" phenomenon that goes beyond standard R-ratings or NSFW labels. The hosts argue that this practice represents the emotional coddling of the millennial generation.

Funny Blow
Episode 751 8:51 - 11:43

751: Funny Blow

ObamaBot Dinner Invitations and Mayan Code Scientist Dave Stewart

Adam Curry describes an invitation to a new "ObamaBot" dinner hosted by artists Lori and Mark following a falling out with the previous "brain professor." The guest list includes scientist Dave Stewart, known for cracking the Mayan code, and his wife Carolyn Porter of the McDonald Observatory. The hosts speculate on Stewart's politics and the intersection of science and religion.

Scripted Fat Talk
Episode 577 1:14:00 - 1:17:08

577: Scripted Fat Talk

No Agenda Infrastructure, Professor Russ Stanford Appointment

The hosts discuss the show's value proposition as an alternative to holiday media retrospectives. They announce that the show's "official brain professor," Russ, has accepted a tenured position at Stanford University. Despite the new role, Russ intends to keep his No Agenda title on his LinkedIn profile. Listeners are directed to the show's websites for more information.