Hydrox Cookies, Oreo Rip-off Conspiracy
A discussion regarding the history of the Hydrox cookie reveals it was the original chocolate sandwich cookie, predating the Oreo by several years. The Oreo is characterized as a "rip-off" or blatant theft of the Hydrox design, despite Oreo's current market dominance. Speculation is raised about the occult or conspiratorial meanings of the stamps on the Oreo cookie surface.
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00:00 We have a run on boobs today. Adam Curry, John C. DeVore. It's Thursday, June 9th, 2022. This is your award-winning Gibbon Nation Media Assassination Episode 1458. This is no agenda. ...by what has been and broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region Number 6. In the morning, everybody. I'm Adam Curry. And from Northern Silicon Valley, where we're all awaiting the kangaroo court coming tonight. I'm John C. DeVore. Oh Man this thing is gonna be so good, but before we start have you swallowed your lifesaver gummy thing You know gummies are hard to swallow cuz I got a chew much room. They never dissolve completely This is but gobs of goo is this one of my faith is this one of my favorite gummies?
00:53 What is this a gummy that I would like you know hint hint I think you would Life saver gummies would be likable by most anyone who likes gummies. Okay? Yeah, people don't like gummies. They're kind of like oh It's a new kind of candy that somebody in Germany. Well, you're basically chomping them oil or something. No, it's it's a gobbler Good question. We should look into the manufacturing of have you ever seen the Amazon review? For the what is it the the gummy bears like the big bag of gummy bears? It's famous. There's an Amazon review and it must be thousands of comments on
01:32 people just talking about horrific things that happen to them when they ate the entire bag of gummies. Oh God, you don't want to do that. But this of course is not a real lifesaver. Lifesavers come in a roll, you know, the red ones rarely on top, usually green, yellow, then maybe a red, and turning it into a gummy is blasphemy. It's like the Oreos. Well you know what the reason for the lifesaver was? Oh, no, what was the do you mean the reason for the existence of it? Yeah, no Kids would eat these big balls of candy and choke on them and some of would die Lifesavers if you stupidly like a oh it had the hole in it it has the whole thing to breathe through the hole I didn't know that that makes so much Yeah, Oh Wow lifesavers really that's that's that's the backstory of the name that is the the backstory they tell I like That's a good one. They should they should hype that up. I
02:31 They stopped telling that story some years ago. That's probably the only reason I know it and you don't. But yeah, the idea was it was a lifesaver because if the kid stupidly chucked the whole thing down his throat, he could at least breathe. Or if he got caught in his lungs. I don't know what the problems were with choking. The last time I read news about lifesavers was probably about seven or eight years ago, maybe longer. If you got the peppermint lifesavers, you go into the closet in the dark and you break them and they spark. Yeah. Another curious thing. Why is my candy creating sparks? Yeah, it's actually, yeah, it's a low amp spark. It's not really much to it. But these are round with a hole in the middle so that, you know, that's the same thing. And then of course it's shaped like a small miniature lifesaver. Yeah.
03:24 But as I was going to say, it's similar to the Oreos. Let me tell you my problem first. Okay. Because I haven't had Oreos in a long time, like years, and I feel like Oreos. I'll buy one piece of crap for myself when I go shopping. You can't buy one Oreo, but go on. I was ready for a sleeve, a sleeve of Oreos. And I look in the HEB here, they have no regular Oreos. All you have is mega master double thick. So it's just like this huge, as you would say, gob of goo in the middle, way too thick. And if you don't want that, then it's the thins, which is way too thin. So it's like shrinkflation, stagflation. No, not at the HEB in Fredericksburg. It seems like they've done away with those.
04:21 So I find out from a friend of mine who's posting this on Twitter, Ryan Romilly. That the Hydrox cookie which I was always convinced was a clone of the Oreo was the original The Hydrox cookie? Well people out there know what I'm talking about you don't I guess I guess not But the Hydrox is an Oreo. It looks like the Oreo it tastes like an Oreo. It's got the same color combination It's exactly what you want by the way because you can't get the regular Oreos It came out months and months if not a year before The original Oreo which copied it, even though it was copyrighted or patented, I don't know. That's crazy. Oreo is a copy, it's a rip-off. No kidding, I'm looking at it right now, except for the stamps on the Oreo. Yeah, the stamps are different. You know, the Oreo, there's a lot of conspiracy theories about what's on the Oreo cookie itself, what's stamped in there.
05:20 And there's a lot of theories about what all that means, but now that makes even more sense. Because it's a ripoff. How do they even do that? They must have paid a license fee. No, there's no evidence of it. Really now? That's blatant theft. If that happened in today's world, it wouldn't have gotten very far. Yeah, like if someone tried to do a no agenda cookie, So the Hydrox cookie is the original. So people, when you get a Hydrox, it's not a cheap imitation. It's not a copy. It's not something from China. In fact, we endorse Hydrox. We're against Oreo cookies now. We're the Hydrox podcast. Yes, we're Hydrox cookie people. Oreos. Nasty.
