Topic: Finale

30 chapters across the catalog

Donroe Doctrine
Episode 1831 2:43:23 - 2:54:37

1831: Donroe Doctrine

Dutch Licorice, NICU Dad Challenge and Final Credits

The show concludes with personal notes, including a gift of Dutch licorice and the launch of the "NICU Dad Donation Challenge" for 2026. The hosts read final $50 donations and knight new producers Sir Prompt Jockey and Sir Darius. Adam Curry mentions his struggle with "Cedar Fever" in Texas as they sign off for the day.

p-doom
Episode 1610 3:33:31 - 3:38:27

1610: p-doom

Outro, Sunday Show Preview, and Final Mix

The hosts sign off from the Thanksgiving episode, reminding listeners of the upcoming Sunday show and the latest episode of "Curry and the Keeper." They thank the trolls, producers, and mixers for their contributions. The episode concludes with a characteristic "Adios Mofos" and a final audio mix featuring various show themes and clips.

Star Butler
Episode 1561

1561: Star Butler

Serbian Giants, FOMA TV Train Travel

A discussion regarding the physical stature of Serbian people highlights Denver Nuggets center Nikola Jokic during the NBA finals. Observations from a travel program on FOMA TV, featuring a train journey from Serbia to Montenegro, corroborate claims that Serbians are among the tallest people in the world.

Bi-Pox
Episode 1461 1:51:07 - 1:58:45

1461: Bi-Pox

Associate Executive Producers, Father's Day Tributes, NBA Finals

A final round of donations and Father's Day tributes are read, including messages from Canadian listeners criticizing Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. The segment concludes with a brief mention of the Golden State Warriors winning the NBA Finals over the Boston Celtics.

Quantum Supremacy
Episode 1357 1:32:10 - 1:34:43

1357: Quantum Supremacy

NBA Finals Observations, Giannis Antetokounmpo Free Throws

A discussion on the NBA Finals focuses on Milwaukee Bucks star Giannis Antetokounmpo and his habit of exceeding the 10-second limit for free throws. The crowd's attempts to count him out are noted, along with the referees' failure to enforce the rule. The segment humorously touches on the perceived "rigging" of professional sports.

Adam's Storytime
Episode 1337 1:06:12 - 1:08:39

1337: Adam's Storytime

Adams Family Reality Show, Dutch Shoe Industry

A self-produced reality show titled "Adams Family" aired in the Netherlands in the early 2000s, utilizing Final Cut Pro for editing. During the filming, a visit to a local shoe shop revealed the decline of the Dutch manufacturing industry. The shopkeeper lamented that only a few traditional shoe companies remained in Holland as the country shifted toward a service and banking-based economy.

Easter Special
Episode 1335

1335: Easter Special

Jalen Suggs, Gonzaga-UCLA Final Four Game

The hosts discuss the NCAA Final Four matchup between Gonzaga and UCLA, highlighting Jalen Suggs' game-winning 40-foot three-pointer. Observations are made regarding Gonzaga's performance under pressure and their undefeated season leading into the finals.

Cattle-lyst Converter
Episode 1330 3:21:41 - 3:25:17

1330: Cattle-lyst Converter

Jen Psaki's "Final Solution" Gaffe and Border Messaging

White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki accidentally used the phrase "final solution" while discussing FEMA's role at the border with Fox News reporter Peter Doocy. Additionally, border ambassador Roberta Jacobson mistakenly told a Spanish-speaking audience that the "border is not closed." The hosts mock these high-level communication failures and the "mixed messages" being sent to migrants.

Eyeballitis
Episode 1284 2:30:43 - 2:35:09

1284: Eyeballitis

NBA Ratings Crash and "Noodle Boy" Coaches

NBA Finals ratings have crashed by 68%, which the hosts attribute to the league's heavy political messaging. They critique comments from Brooklyn Nets stars Kyrie Irving and Kevin Durant, who suggested they don't really need a "head coach" in the traditional sense for their new hire, Steve Nash. The hosts label this collaborative approach as "noodle boy" behavior.

OTARD
Episode 1147 58:37 - 1:00:03

1147: OTARD

Toronto Raptors NBA Championship and Basketball History

The Toronto Raptors defeated the Golden State Warriors to win the 2019 NBA Championship, marking the first title for a Canadian team. The victory prompted discussions about the origins of the sport, noting that inventor James Naismith was Canadian and the first NBA game was played in Toronto.

Wobama
Episode 1099 2:41:56 - 2:47:19

1099: Wobama

Show 1099 Outro, Auld Lang Syne Performance

The hosts conclude the final show of 2018 with a performance of "Auld Lang Syne" by the Gitmo Nation Men's Choir. They thank the global "Value for Value" network of producers and look forward to the milestone 1100th episode. The show signs off from Austin, Texas, and Northern Silicon Valley with a reminder to support the program through Dvorak.org.

Pardon Me
Episode 1040

1040: Pardon Me

Golden State Warriors NBA Finals Victory and Eastern Conference Weakness

The Golden State Warriors secured a victory in the third game of the NBA Finals despite a lackluster performance from several star players. Kevin Durant led the team with 43 points in what was described as a one-man show. The discussion highlights the perceived weakness of Eastern Conference teams compared to the Western Conference.

Phallocentric Age
Episode 935 3:06:45 - 3:13:04

935: Phallocentric Age

NBA Finals Update and Show Sign-Off

The Golden State Warriors are leading the Cleveland Cavaliers in the 2017 NBA Finals. The hosts conclude the episode by reminding listeners of the value-for-value model and the upcoming Thursday show. The sign-off includes a final montage of "weaponized tech" clips and a reference to Vladimir Putin's "Don't Worry Be Happy" remark.

One Belt One Road
Episode 915 2:57:50 - 3:03:42

915: One Belt One Road

NCAA March Madness and Episode 915 Sign-Off

The hosts conclude the episode with a brief discussion of the NCAA March Madness tournament and the upcoming Final Four games. They mention the Golden State Warriors' schedule before signing off from Austin and Silicon Valley. The episode ends with a montage of show ISOs, jingles, and the signature "Adios, mofos!" catchphrase.

Tool Followers
Episode 830 2:56:35 - 2:59:26

830: Tool Followers

NBA Finals and Show Sign-Off

The hosts wrap up the episode by mentioning the start of the NBA Finals and requesting "Curry" jerseys from listeners. They sign off from their respective locations in Austin and Northern California, followed by a montage of the show's recent musical themes and jingles.

Dehydrated in China
Episode 816 2:08:11 - 2:09:51

816: Dehydrated in China

Al Jazeera America Closure, Final Broadcast, Media Landscape

Al Jazeera America aired its final broadcast, marking the end of the Qatar-funded network's attempt to enter the U.S. market. The sign-off featured anchors thanking viewers for supporting "the voice of the voiceless." The network's closure is seen as a predictable failure of a massive, top-down media organization that failed to find a significant audience.

Hot Rhetoric
Episode 784 17:35 - 20:41

784: Hot Rhetoric

Miss Universe, Final Word Headset Gimmick

The "final word" segment of Miss Universe features contestants wearing headsets while others answer the same question regarding their qualifications for the title. The production quality is criticized from a professional perspective, noting the awkwardness of the segment and the performance of the finalists.

Frontier Science
Episode 767 1:15:49 - 1:20:29

767: Frontier Science

Benjamin Netanyahu, Adolf Hitler and the Grand Mufti

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu sparked international condemnation by claiming that Adolf Hitler originally only wanted to expel Jews from Europe, but was persuaded to exterminate them by the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem, Haj Amin al-Husseini. Historians and survivors' advocates criticized the remarks as factually incorrect and a distortion of the Holocaust's origins. The hosts discuss the 1941 meeting between Hitler and the Mufti, noting the lack of evidence for Netanyahu's specific claims.