Topic: Donation Jingles

The first segment of producer credits includes a $343.75 donation from Benjamin Domzalski, whose son is converting to Catholicism. Other producers are recognized for their support, with requests for specific jingles and title changes. One host discusses his ongoing transition to Linux and Graphene OS as part of a broader effort to move away from mainstream operating systems.

The first donation segment of 2026 features significant contributions from Dame Mama Khan, RS Bagwell, and Little John's Candies. Several producers are elevated to the peerage, including Sir Eric is Naked and Sir 8-Bit Ben. The segment includes the playing of classic jingles and the granting of "jobs karma" to listeners seeking employment in the new year.

Dvorak shares humorous stories from the Oakland meetup, noting that many attendees were disorganized and had to rush to ATMs for cash. Donations were handed over in torn envelopes and on the back of cafeteria chits. The hosts discuss the possibility of organizing a "peerage dinner" for high-level donors in the future.

The donation segment continues with elevations to the ranks of Baron and Knight for various producers. Jingle requests are fulfilled for topics ranging from "Climate Gate" to "Jobs." Producers from Michigan, Florida, and Wisconsin are recognized for their financial support and "boots on the ground" reports.

A segment dedicated to donor acknowledgments features a $1,000 donation from Dusty in Waco, Texas, and several other high-tier contributions. New knights and dames are recognized, including Sir Rob the Knight of Highlander Shooting Irons and Dame Amanda of the Badger State. The segment includes various "Reverend Al" jingles and personal notes from the "No Agenda" community.

The show recognizes high-tier donors, including a $2,000 contribution from Paul in Corpus Christi and a $1,222 donation from Brad Renwick. New knights and dames are inducted into the No Agenda Roundtable. The segment includes a critique of audio jingles sent in by young listeners and personal stories from donors regarding their experiences with COVID-19 mandates and the show's impact on their lives.

A lengthy segment dedicated to acknowledging high-level donors who contributed $1,000 or more. The hosts perform "de-douching" rituals, grant PhDs in Media Deconstruction, and bestow knighthoods upon producers including Sir Loin of Beef and Baroness Knight. Personal notes from donors regarding healthcare costs and media bias are read aloud.

The hosts read the names of Executive and Associate Executive Producers who contributed $200 or more to the show. Donors from Florida, Texas, Alabama, and New York are recognized with personalized jingles and "karma." The segment includes personal notes from listeners regarding birthdays, anniversaries, and their reasons for supporting the program.

The show acknowledges high-tier donors who contributed $333.33 or more, granting them Executive Producer credits. Notable donors include "Builder Mike," "Sir BNA," and "Sir Tooth Fairy." The segment includes the playing of custom jingles and "karma" requests for various personal life events, ranging from birthdays to new relationships and medical recoveries.

The hosts read the names and notes of Associate Executive Producers, discussing the "Value for Value" funding model. They mention a producer running for office in Michigan on a platform of "not eating bugs" and thank the community for their continued financial support through the show's 15-year history.

The hosts celebrate the Lunar New Year (Year of the Tiger) and process various donations involving "row of ducks" and "jobs" jingles. A producer inquires about a missing $100 donation from December, leading to a discussion on the reliability of PayPal and the volume of messages the show receives.

Producers Jeremy Hall and David French provided significant donations, requesting specific show jingles and "de-douching" for themselves and family members. The segment included a classic Al Sharpton clip and various sound bites requested by the "No Agenda" community. These interactions reinforce the participatory nature of the show's funding model.

Richard Adams from Orem, Utah, is knighted as "Sir Cassavant, Knight of the Big Organ" on his 70th birthday. The segment includes a "Down with Copernicus" joke and a request for a "Healthy Balanced News Diet" jingle for a returning listener.

Gregory Forsyth Foreman is recognized as a top executive producer for the episode. He shares a lengthy note regarding his marriage to the "Queen of Kent" and his "Kexit" efforts. The segment includes various jingles and a discussion on the moral backbone provided by independent media.

A donor complains about the discontinuation of the "69-69" promotion, leading to a debate about who was actually at fault for its retirement. The hosts also address a listener's correction regarding the usage of the word "amount" versus "number." A dedication is made to a father "brainwashed by CNN" who would likely be enraged by the show's content.

A producer from Minnesota requested "custody karma" and "good vibes" amid a legal battle regarding parenting time and summer visitation. The hosts also reiterated their policy against playing unsolicited jingles or scripts sent via email, noting that such requests have become too burdensome to manage during the live broadcast.

The final stretch of the donation segment includes contributions from Dave, Duke of America's Heartland, and Paul Branham. The hosts process various jingle requests, including "Donald Trump is a Whacker" and "China is Asshole." They also acknowledge a "wedding deposit" from a newly married couple and provide "F-Cancer" karma for several producers and their families.

The hosts clarify the rules for the donation segment, explaining that only notes from Executive Producers ($300+) and Associate Executive Producers ($200+) are guaranteed to be read on air. This policy was implemented to prevent the show from being overwhelmed by long notes from smaller donors. They emphasize that the system provides a fair feedback mechanism for the community.

The hosts address a "make good" for a large donation from Austin Ramsdale and discuss the policy regarding the show's jingle repository. They explain that jingles are not released publicly to prevent theft by other radio programs. For new listeners, they recommend "Animated No Agenda" videos as the most effective onboarding tool to understand the show's internal references and humor.

The final segment of donations includes a "boob donation" from a 75-year-old veteran and the introduction of the "Karen Club" for $49 donors who dislike the "Karen" phenomenon. A producer also mentions a new recovery podcast called "Recovery Survey." The hosts read through a long list of supporters from various locations, including Finland, Germany, and Canada.