Topic: David Thomas

ABC News reported that President Trump allegedly asked Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, "Are you on my team?" The hosts deconstruct the report, arguing that the media is attempting to establish a pattern of Trump demanding "loyalty" similar to previous allegations involving James Comey and Andrew McCabe.

Sir David Rosa achieves Viscount status and claims Puerto Rico as his protectorate. Daniel Warren, a recent college graduate, credits the show with maintaining his "mental hygiene" during school and is knighted as Sir Daniel. The segment includes "douchebag" call-outs for family members who have not yet donated.

A 16-year-old blind and autistic student shares a disturbing account of a school lockdown drill where a teacher told students they would "die" if they didn't shut up. Other parents report that children are being told to keep these drills a secret from their parents, which is criticized as a form of "slave training" and psychological manipulation.

The show acknowledges significant donations from David Foley and Thomas Pouillard. Thomas Pouillard passes his knighthood to his daughter, who is dubbed Dame Heidi of Bulgaria, while the hosts discuss the "value for value" funding model.

Donations are processed from listeners in North Carolina, Virginia, and New York, many of whom are dealing with the aftermath of Hurricane Irene. The hosts grant "karma" and "de-douching" to various contributors, including Fernando Benito and Joe the Dish Slave. James Briscoe requests a birthday shout-out for his partner, Smita, and suggests the hosts hold a dinner event in Manhattan.

Donations are acknowledged from several producers, including Thomas Nussbaum, David Bernard, and Bill Rudder. Sterling Ellsworth notes the impact of the "Obama recession" on his ability to contribute. The hosts also grant "karma" to Josh Springer, owner of Grin On Industries, which produces a bottom-up beer dispensing system that prevents spills and increases efficiency in high-volume environments.