Topic: Castle

25 chapters across the catalog

Pointcast
Episode 1864 14:17 - 19:37

1864: Pointcast

King Charles III, Real Estate Joke, War of 1812

During his visit, King Charles III made a humorous reference to the British "real estate redevelopment" of the White House in 1814, referring to the burning of the building during the War of 1812. The King also commented on recent adjustments made to the East Wing following a previous presidential visit to Windsor Castle.

Nekkidly
Episode 1863 2:23:28 - 2:24:55

1863: Nekkidly

Gigawatt Coffee, Resume Services

Eli the Coffee Guy warned producers that Gigawatt Coffee is running low on its Ethiopian Guji organic blend. Meanwhile, Linda Lou Patkin of Image Makers Inc. provided advice on whether to include "No Agenda Producer" status on a professional resume. She suggests it is a great addition for those in media or entertainment but should otherwise be kept on LinkedIn.

Battle Rhythm
Episode 1824 2:17:33 - 2:28:54

1824: Battle Rhythm

Producer Credits, Donation Segment

The hosts acknowledge high-tier donors and "Associate Executive Producers" for the episode. Notable contributions include a $3,333.33 "Rub-a-Lyzer" donation from Horton and support from small businesses like Little John's Candies and Gigawatt Coffee Roasters. Listener notes discuss topics ranging from bidet recommendations to moving away from Denver due to local politics.

Hypophora
Episode 1739 1:32:26 - 1:37:01

1739: Hypophora

Camelot Castle Hotel, UK Migrant Housing Refusal

The proprietor of Camelot Castle in Cornwall, England, refused a lucrative offer from the British Home Office to house 300 illegal migrants. The government reportedly offered double the hotel's normal annual revenue on a rolling contract, requiring the dismissal of nearly all local staff. The owner argued that accepting the deal would have destroyed the local economy of Tintagel and contributed to "cultural degradation."

Doom Goblin
Episode 1660 26:55 - 31:54

1660: Doom Goblin

Personal Anecdote Regarding Bird Flu at a Belgian Castle

A host shares a story about owning a castle in Belgium equipped with a helipad and a family of black swans. During a previous bird flu outbreak, local authorities culled neighboring poultry, but the host argues the disease is no more dangerous to humans than a standard seasonal flu.

Ample Bosom
Episode 1553 6:25 - 9:36

1553: Ample Bosom

Coronation Concert Performers, Royal Family Dynamics

The upcoming coronation concert at Windsor Castle is discussed, featuring performers like Lionel Richie and Katy Perry. The hosts recount an old tabloid story involving Lionel Richie's personal life before moving on to the guest list, which includes Tom Cruise and Nicole Scherzinger. Speculation arises regarding King Charles's longevity on the throne, with the suggestion that this event serves as a rehearsal for the eventual reign of Prince William and Kate Middleton.

The Chit
Episode 1534 1:23:56 - 1:27:14

1534: The Chit

White Castle Fingerprint Lawsuit, Illinois Supreme Court

The Illinois Supreme Court ruled that White Castle violated privacy laws by requiring employees to provide fingerprints for paychecks without consent and sharing that data with third parties. The court established that each instance of fingerprinting constitutes a separate violation, potentially leading to a massive settlement. The hosts question the necessity of fingerprinting fast-food employees.

Upcycling Ruminants
Episode 1492 50:15 - 52:38

1492: Upcycling Ruminants

Florida Looting Warnings, Castle Doctrine and Stand Your Ground

Governor Ron DeSantis warned potential looters in the wake of Hurricane Ian that Florida is a Second Amendment state where residents are armed. The discussion clarifies the difference between "Stand Your Ground" laws, which apply in public spaces, and the "Castle Doctrine," which allows the use of force against home invaders. Local law enforcement reported early incidents of generator theft in Martin County.

Honk Honk
Episode 1422 2:30:26 - 2:31:52

1422: Honk Honk

Queen Elizabeth, Windsor Castle, and EDGE Acronym

A "boots on the ground" report from Windsor Castle confirms Queen Elizabeth was seen alive and moving just before Christmas. The hosts joke about British taxidermy before introducing a new corporate acronym: EDGE, which stands for "Ethically Diverse Group of Employees." They warn listeners to look out for this term in modern workplace environments.

TransMoney
Episode 1380 2:47:48 - 2:49:11

1380: TransMoney

Food Service Robotics and Post-Pandemic Labor

The pandemic has accelerated the adoption of robotics in the food industry, with machines like "Sally" the salad maker and "Flippy" the burger flipper. These technologies are marketed as a way to ensure social distancing and hygiene by reducing human contact with food.

No Sweat
Episode 1191 17:44 - 26:02

1191: No Sweat

Prince Andrew BBC Interview, Jeffrey Epstein Relationship

Prince Andrew participated in a high-profile BBC interview to address his relationship with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. The Prince claimed Epstein was merely a "plus-one" for Ghislaine Maxwell and denied witnessing any illegal activity during Epstein's visits to Windsor Castle and Sandringham. He defended a 2010 meeting with Epstein in Central Park as an "honorable" attempt to formally end their friendship in person.

OTARD
Episode 1147 4:44 - 9:20

1147: OTARD

Belfast Travel and Titanic Hotel Connectivity Issues

A trip to Northern Ireland for a wedding at Belle Isle Castle was complicated by poor internet connectivity despite strong Wi-Fi signal strength. The castle relied on a roof-mounted antenna, likely WiMAX, which proved insufficient for broadcasting. The hosts relocated to the Titanic Hotel in Belfast, located near the Titanic Studios where Game of Thrones is filmed, to ensure reliable internet for the program.

BOMBSHELL!
Episode 1105 1:03:02 - 1:04:45

1105: BOMBSHELL!

No Agenda Art Generator, Bouncy Castle Flotilla, Value Network

The podcast artwork for episode 1104, titled "The People's Vote," was created by Nick the Rat and features a "Bouncy Castle Flotilla." The hosts discuss the process of selecting artwork from the No Agenda Art Generator and the value of "evergreen" images that can be reused for recurring themes. This segment highlights the listener-contributed "Value Network" that supports the show's production.

People's Vote
Episode 1104 2:23:26 - 2:28:24

1104: People's Vote

Willamette River, Homeless Houseboats, Bouncy Castle Flotilla

The Willamette River in Portland is facing environmental issues due to "transient boats" and houseboats used by the homeless that dump sewage into the water. A satirical solution is proposed involving a "flotilla" of branded bouncy castles to house the homeless population. The discussion notes that while Austin has many houseboats, they are currently occupied by the wealthy.

Carbeque
Episode 1068 6:18 - 10:08

1068: Carbeque

Italian Wedding Traditions, Adventure Gift Boxes, Pool Safety

A 25th-anniversary celebration at a Tuscan castle highlights cultural differences in gifting and child safety. The "surprise adventure box" has become a dominant gift trend in Italy, allowing recipients to choose from various travel or activity packages. Observations at the event noted a lack of restrictive safety barriers around swimming pools, where children played freely without the overprotective supervision common in the United States.

Liberal World Order
Episode 1051 7:03 - 10:11

1051: Liberal World Order

Andrea Mitchell MSNBC Coverage, Royal Protocol Criticism

MSNBC anchor Andrea Mitchell criticized Donald Trump's visit to Windsor Castle, comparing it unfavorably to the state visits of Barack Obama and Ronald Reagan. Media coverage focused on alleged breaches of royal protocol during the President's meeting with Queen Elizabeth II. The hosts identify "again" as a new media buzzword used to concatenate various grievances against the President.

Eat Lipstick
Episode 903 12:40 - 14:12

903: Eat Lipstick

The Man in the High Castle, Liberal Science Fiction

A listener suggestion links the media's frequent use of the term "alternate universe" to the popularity of the Amazon Prime series The Man in the High Castle. The theory posits that liberals, who view the current administration as fascist, are drawing parallels to the show's dystopian premise. Dvorak dismisses the show as tedious and unwatchable despite its popularity.

Warehouse of Souls
Episode 802 2:23:57 - 2:27:25

802: Warehouse of Souls

Real Estate, Gold and Castle Sales

A personal anecdote describes selling a "castle" and a house in Amsterdam, with the former being profitable and the latter resulting in a loss. The discussion compares the portability of gold to the leverage of real estate, noting that real estate values can fluctuate significantly. The segment concludes with a mention of a donor from Spokane Valley sending a note on Starfleet Command letterhead.