Topic: Beach

Alan Dershowitz argues that Jeffrey Epstein was not a "pedophile" by medical definition, as his interests were in 16-to-18-year-olds. Dershowitz calls for a thorough investigation into the "claimed survivors," suggesting that many were recruited by corrupt lawyers in Palm Beach to collect settlements for massages they may never have performed.

Authorities in Alameda, California, increased patrols at Crown Beach following social media posts advertising unpermitted "beach takeover" parties. Police expressed specific concern over an "assassin-style" game involving water guns, warning that such gatherings often lead to underage drinking and public safety risks.

Reports from recent No Agenda meetups in Long Beach, Santa Cruz, and other locations highlight the strength of the listener community. Upcoming events are announced for Dallas, Columbus, and Osaka, Japan. The hosts emphasize the mantra "connection is protection," encouraging listeners to build local networks for mutual support during emergencies.

Author Michael Wolff appeared on the Midas Touch podcast to detail a 2004 real estate dispute between Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein over a Palm Beach property. Epstein allegedly felt betrayed after Trump outbid him and later sold the house to a Russian oligarch for a $55 million profit. The segment suggests this "real estate betrayal" ended their friendship and fueled long-standing animosity.

President Donald Trump called for the release of all Jeffrey Epstein grand jury testimony following reports in the Wall Street Journal about their past relationship. New York Times correspondent Luke Broadwater notes the two were close in Palm Beach until a 2004 real estate rivalry over an oceanfront mansion ended their association. Trump's base has reportedly demanded full transparency to prove he was not involved in Epstein's criminal activities.

A personal anecdote is shared regarding a collision at the MTV Beach House in the 1990s involving the VJ Kennedy and a WaveRunner. The story transitions into recent gossip from Kennedy's podcast about Brian Stelter allegedly "fawning" over Fox News host Emily Campagno. The hosts discuss Campagno's background as a Raiders cheerleader and lawyer.

New knights and dames are inducted into the No Agenda roundtable, including Sir Not Appearing In This Film and Dame Bessie. A donation from Gaucho Woodworking in Redondo Beach is recognized, along with a gift of a premium banquet board. The segment features various sound bites, including Al Sharpton's "resist we must" catchphrase.

Brian Wilson, the co-founder and primary songwriter of the Beach Boys, has died at the age of 82. While mainstream obituaries focused on his singing, music historians emphasize his genius as a composer and producer, particularly on the influential album *Pet Sounds*. Wilson's work served as a primary inspiration for the Beatles' *Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band* and redefined pop music production.

James Comey's appearance on Stephen Colbert's show is deconstructed, specifically his claim that he found the number "86" written in shells on a beach. Comey used the photo as a "clever political message" to suggest he was being "86ed" from the government. Critics point out that the story felt staged and that Comey's wife, whom he credited with the idea, reportedly never worked in the restaurant industry as he claimed.

Producers report on successful meetups in Indianapolis and West Palm Beach, the latter involving axe throwing and "special treatment" from an axe mistress. A "Resist We Much" meetup is scheduled for Los Banos, California. The hosts encourage listeners to start their own local meetups to foster real-world human connections.

Health experts warned that the use of tear gas during protests could increase COVID-19 transmission by causing people to cough and sneeze. In Miami Beach, reopening plans were postponed due to civil unrest. Political commentators suggested that the combination of a pandemic and racial division provided an opportunity for Russian adversaries to sow further discord in the United States.

The hosts announce a series of upcoming listener meetups in Denver, Amsterdam, and West Palm Beach. A special "December to Remember" event organized by "The Reiki Princess" in Florida will feature axe and knife throwing combined with tequila tasting. These community-organized events are promoted as a way for "producers" to network and discuss the show's themes in person.

A wide array of No Agenda meetups are scheduled across North America and Europe, including events in Alabama, Florida, and Ontario. These gatherings provide a space for "knights and dames" to meet in person and discuss media deconstruction. Listeners are encouraged to visit noagendameetups.com to find local events or organize their own holiday festivities.

Reports from recent No Agenda meetups are played, including a "Bitcoin Beach" gathering in El Salvador and a glass-bottom boat tour in Ocala, Florida. Upcoming meetups in Denver, Sacramento, and Indianapolis are promoted. The hosts emphasize that "connection is protection" and encourage listeners to start their own local meetups.

The hosts acknowledge a final list of "treasure" contributors who support the show's independent production. Donors from cities including Miami Beach, Spokane, and Memphis are thanked for their sustaining contributions. The segment reiterates that the show has no paywalls or premium content, operating entirely on the voluntary support of its audience.

Donald Trump appeared on "Gutfeld!" to discuss the assassination attempt, noting that a female witness provided the suspect's license plate. Fox News host Sean Hannity shared that he was invited to play golf with Trump that day but declined. Questions are raised about the Secret Service's failure to secure known vulnerabilities on the golf course perimeter.

Upcoming No Agenda meetups are announced for locations including Boise, Idaho; Orange Beach, Alabama; and Keyport, New Jersey. Listeners are encouraged to visit noagendameetups.com to find or organize local gatherings.

CBS News anchor Nora O'Donnell and correspondent Nancy Cordes report on the "seismic" Sunday when Joe Biden announced his withdrawal from the 2024 race via a letter at 1:46 PM ET. The report details Biden's inner circle at Rehoboth Beach, including Annie Tomasini and Mike Donilon. A conflict is noted between the President's brother, Frank Biden, who cited health as a factor, and White House sources who dismissed Frank's comments.

The artwork for episode 1679, titled "No Jet No Deal," is discussed, featuring a "Welcome to Baphomet, Delaware" sign—a play on Biden's vacation spot, Rehoboth Beach. The hosts review various submissions, including a "Mr. Glitch" piece by Nessworks. They also address listener comments regarding why they didn't discuss Biden's withdrawal earlier in the previous show.

A Deputy US Marshal guarding Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor's home shot an 18-year-old carjacking suspect in the mouth. In a separate incident, New Zealand executive Doug McKay's wife, Patricia, was killed during an armed robbery at a Newport Beach mall when suspects ran her over with a car.