2:56:38 Wow, way to bring back the clip blitz. Haven't had one of those in a long time. Those of you who stuck with us this long are joyous, of course. And right now we are waiting for the tip of the day. We've got the end of show mixes. We have some meetup reports. We got birthdays, nights, PhDs. And John is now going to thank the rest of our supporters, Value for Value, who supported us $50 or more. Right at the top of the list is Dame Rita once again and from Sparks, Nevada, 12345. She says, ITM. Christopher Ebert in Spartanburg, South Carolina, 105.35. Greg Marshall in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, 100.
2:57:20 David van den Brond in Turnard. Turnout. Oh, Turnard. I'm sorry. Turnard. Yes, Turnard. That's what I said. Turnard. Yeah. Happy birthday to me, he writes. Happy birthday to me, Jew money. Woo! We got some Jew money. There it is. We got some Jew money finally. Nice. Thanks, brother. Jew money. And then he has a little comment for you in Dutch. Well, it's his birthday. Tomorrow another year and for you... Stop roofers. And for you something extra because it always works to get a smile on my face. All right, thank you. Harry Klan in Aledo, Texas. $100. Sir Uncle Cave Bear in Millboro, Virginia. $100. This is from the Witten family reunion.
2:58:14 Kevin McLaughlin, there he is in Concord, North Carolina. He's the Archduke of Luna lover, American lover of boobs. As, uh, this is a 1772 donation, uh, 8008. Sir Alex in, in Kiley, Texas. Kyle, Kyle, Kyle. 7061. He's got a long note. This is some sort of a nighting or something. That means we have to read it. I will read it right away. In the morning, gents, I'm making the $67 donation for the 67 days our daughter spent in the NICU. Is this Alex Zavala? Yes, sir, Alex. And I want to launch the Father's Day NICU Dad Donation Challenge. I challenge all NOAA-agenda NICU dads to donate this Father's Day in honor of the number of days your baby spent in the NICU. That's the Natal Intensive Care Unit.
2:59:02 Also, be sure to check out the nick you dad calm which is great podcast join the Nick you dad push-up challenge to help raise awareness about Nick you dad mental health Thanks again for all the support. Can I get some goat karma and I love my truck? I was also made a baron a few weeks back, but I wanted to use this donation to request a name change Can I be dubbed barons of Allah guardian of the Nick you and champion of the Nick you dads, of course? Thanks for all you do and a special thanks to you Adam and Tina for your support We're so grateful if you are a Nick you dad or no one check out the Nick you dad calm and the Nick you dad on all our social media platforms and thanks again and Yes, I'll give him some go karma if you do the truck get it. Well you you do the truck for I do the truck first You've got karma
3:00:00 Sir Alex, it's been around a long time. Oh, do I have this one? Yeah, you do. It's on the PDF. Okay. This is from Todd Grubb. He's in Imlay City, Michigan. He came with 6933, but in fact this is a nighting. He's gotten up to $2,000. This is a K-Pak chiropractic. He says, we started listening to the show at the early part of COVID, kicked in the mouth by some douchebag on Twitter. This donation puts me over $2,000 in donation completed to 20 include to 20 month dollar $50 nighthood layaways via PayPal summer under okay has all these different names this note does not need to be read
3:00:41 But he just wants to be de-douched. And he'll be knighted Sir Todd, Knight of Cows and Pigs and Chickens. And he would like to gift his wife a damehood for their 20th anniversary. And they never had a fight. She would be Dame Josepha, Dame it all to hell. Montreal brisket and seagram's very own at the round table and she would like gigolos and blow. Okay, I'm gonna get the gigolos and blow. Is she on the list? I believe so. I don't think so. I'm looking at the list. Yeah we do. We have a dame. We have a dame. Joseph Grubb, James Josephina, dame it all to hell.
3:01:30 Oh, I said, look at the wrong, I was saying, of course, Jay rarely makes a mistake. No, rarely. Which is good. Jay does not make mistakes. Okay, onward with Chad Hewitt and his Folsom, California, 6640. Jason Shepard in Trinidad, Colorado, 6006. Les Tarkowski in Kingman, Arizona, 6006. Matt Lambert in Fuquay, Verena. North Carolina is 5272. Hakan Andresen in Portland, Oregon, 5272. Commodore G in Cincinnati, 5167. Paolo Moore in Fort Washington, Maryland, 5150. And he says, 5150, Cali is crazy, referring to Southern California.
3:02:23 And there they are, bad idea supply. Look them up on Google. For all your burning needs, literally, 50-50. Sir Economic Hitman in Tombill, Texas, 50-01. And now we have $50 donors starting with William Spain in Springdale, Arkansas. Rene Knig... Knigge. Knigge. Knigge. In Utrecht. Utrecht. Utrecht. Netherlands 50 Roderick Brown and mermaid someplace in Canada PE what could that be don't know poutine Steven Schumacher in Zinnia Ohio Matthew Bush
3:03:11 Bush in Maple Valley, Washington. This is a happy Father's Day to the best dad and husband Get those father day. Yes get those father day mentions in the next show the next donation segment Next show on Sunday, Father's Day, don't forget. Remember, Andrew Grasso, Mineola, New York. Tom DelVecchio in Blandon, Pennsylvania. Mike Moon in Athens, Georgia. Gary Mao in Woodland Hills, California. And last on our, that's actually a pretty short list today, Ethan Reitz, I believe, in New Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.
3:03:47 And he's got a biblical thing to go to, Corinthians 15 1-4 and Romans 3.23-26. Okay. Go look him up. Yes, Tim DelVecchio. And yes, it's 1 Corinthians 15, 4. Thank you all very much to these donors, $50 and above. We love your support. We do not do anything under $50. The guarantee anonymity, we don't want to screw anything up so we just stop it right there, but we see you. $49.99, we appreciate everybody, every single donation, those smaller amounts really do add up and we...
3:04:24 Appreciate you helping us out that way as well. You can support us for the next episode as John said it is Father's Day So consider a Father's Day donation for your dad Or for your husband who's a great dad go to knowage in the donations calm You can make any kind of donation you want there. There's some suggestions You can also just set up a sustaining donation any amount any frequency is all up to you Thank you again for supporting the best podcast in the universe And where we had no birthdays on the last show, we have a couple this today. We have Mitchell Reeves wishing his wife, Sierra Reeves, a very happy 33rd and she celebrates today. Mom, Dad, Cullen and Rune say happy birthday to Nora. She turns 8 tomorrow.
3:05:10 Al Kelkoff, his smoking hot wife Barbara. Boy does he love her. She celebrates tomorrow. And we got David Vundenbrand and he celebrated today his birthday and he sent us some Jew money. Thank you very much. Happy birthday for everybody here at the Best Podcast in the Universe. Yes indeed, we just heard him. Sir Alex Zavala now becomes a Baron. He's moving up in the peerage at no agenda. He is Baron Zavala, guardian of the NICU and champion of the NICU dads. And that is definitely worth looking into because, you know, NICU dads, when your kid's in the
3:05:57 In the ICU, dads have all kinds of different challenges and they can support each other and he's doing great work on that and we appreciate all he does and we appreciate him supporting us. And we have two PhDs to celebrate, Barbara Kelkoff and Richard Hollow. Both have become PhDs of no agenda. What exactly is this PhD? Is this the media deconstruction? Is that what the PhD is? Yes, this is a rerun of the media deconstruction PhD. That's beautiful. It is. Yeah, I got some. You have one? I have one and someone sent me a picture of theirs on their wall and they love it a lot. It's good. Go to knowagenderrings.com. That's where you can let us know, Barbara and Richard, where you want us to send your certificates and what you want on it. And of course everybody can take a look there at the
3:06:43 at the PhD certificates and also the knight rings and dame rings and we do have a couple of knights and a dame. We have Troy Funderburk who is a layaway knight and I have a note here says, I would like to be Sir Thunder of the Bitterroot Valley. Thank you for the consistent and articulate deconstruction. For good measure please, throw in some baby making karma as we try for our second human resource, says Troy Funderburk. I will Let me see, I will get that ready for you so we can roll that out for you in a little bit. But first, why don't we bring them all up and if you can give me a blade to work with. There you go. That's very good. Please, the following people, join us here.
3:07:26 On the podium for the No Agenda Knights and Dames, we need Troy Thunderburk, we need Drew McArdle, and Todd Grubb. All three of you gentlemen are now knights of the No Agenda Roundtable. And if you don't mind, I'd like to call up Josephina Grubb. Josephina, you are now a dame of the No Agenda Roundtable. I pronounce the Kate B, Sir Thunder of the Bitterroot Valley, Sir Droodle on a Noodle, Protector of the Red Stick and Laffy Taffy, Sir Todd, Knight of Cows and Pigs and Chickens, and Dame Joseph, Dame at all to hell, who wanted gigolos and blow, and along with that we got some Montreal biscuits and seagrams. Man, I ran out of time because we also have
3:08:09 mutton and meat at every single round table for our knights and dames. The list is ever-growing. We have enough chairs for everybody. We thank you so much for supporting the show. Go to noagendarings.com. Look at those handsome rings. They're Cignet rings, so you can use them to seal your important correspondence. We give you some sticks of wax to do that with. Multi-colored. And as always, a certificate of authenticity. And our gratitude and thanks for supporting No Agenda. No Agenda! Yeah! Yeah baby, yeah baby, yeah baby. John's tip of the day is on the way, but first we have a couple of meetup reports. The first is from Kodiak, I believe it's in Alaska. In the morning, this is Sir Uncle Cave Bear, the washed up artist, reporting live from the Witten Family Reunion slash No Agenda Meetup here in Kodiak, Alaska. We'd all like to thank you, John and Adam, for your courage. Oh my gosh, listen to that horn!
3:09:05 Don't eat me, Bojiden! Chemtrails! Party! All right, Kodiak, nice. Now we move to the fourth annual Louisiana crawfish broil. Noah Jenimita reports. This is Dame Mary Moon introducing the fourth annual Louisiana crawfish broil. Sir Jewclaw here, ready to go shoot my noodle gun. Dame Tracy of the Roman Rite, they're eating the crawfish! David from Baton Rouge in the morning. Tess, guest of Dame Tracy, no agenda, virgin. Sir Kane Break, enjoying the crawfish and fisting my nuts. No, not fisting. This is Tyler in the morning. Mitch, enjoying Sir Knight, the nuts and the virgin. We want to see you next year on the bayou eating some crawfish.
3:10:03 This is Brian in the morning. Hey John, you're a scoundrel. Thank you for your courage. Isaac from Lafayette, ITM, a listener from the Daily Source Code days and this is my first meetup, awesome, great time. Erin from Lafayette, Louisiana, also my first meet in ITM. And this is not a douche Drew, soon to be Sir Droodle on a noodle in the morning. Let's feed some blind goats. Don't laugh. Why you are laughing? Shut up. Nice production. Thank you very much. Meetups taking place today. The Northern Wake Freedom Summer Slammo Wammo kicks off at 6 o'clock in Raleigh, North Carolina at Hoppy Endings. Tomorrow, Calling All Gitmo Nordics Ursund Meetup. Yes, this is the big Cobenhavn, Denmark at Mikkelersbaghavn Refn.
3:10:57 You better be there. Paul Pietermann is organizing that and I want a meetup report. Include your servers, please. On Saturday, the Lazarusvaart picnic, that is the beach next to the marina in the old town of Culemborg in the Netherlands. Sir Hendrik, is Sir Hendrik back on his feet again? I hope so. That's awesome. Saturday, the Treasure Valley meetup, 3 o'clock in Eagle, Idaho, Old State Saloon. Saturday as well, downtown New York City, 3 o'clock, the Six Point Brewery at Brookfield Place, New York, New York, JoeNY33 organizing. Those guys always have a big group. Include Your Server, I want to hear all about it. As we heard earlier, the Dogpatch San Francisco summer meetup kicks off on Saturday at 3.30 at Dogpatch Saloon in San Francisco. The Duke of San Francisco hosting that.
3:11:42 The Comox Valley meetup five o'clock Church Street tap house in Comox British Columbia That's on Saturday and also on Saturday trains trains and more trains. No spooks allowed 730 in Davenport, Iowa Mickey's Irish pub be there or be lame coming up international meetups the 17th of June con France. We have let's see was that the only international or the 19th was in September. Hey, there's a lot of meetups. There's always tons of meetups always one in the neighborhood. You can find them at no agenda meetups calm go there take a look at the lineup if you can't
3:12:19 find a meetup near you. Don't panic! It's just like a TED Talk, only without douchebags. Start one yourself. noagenda meetups dot com. Always a party. You wanna be where you won't be, triggered or held to blame. You wanna be where everybody feels the same. It's like a party. And as requested, I never forget a baby making karma for our new night. You've got... Karma.
3:12:57 And at this point in the show is where we always like to select our ISO for the end of the show. Bad news! I do not have a single ISO lined up for today. I have one good one that I was gonna pull if you didn't have a good one. Well, you nailed it. Holy crap! What a great show! Indeed. AI to the rescue, you're gonna get sued for that prompt, Dvorak, I'm telling you. But first, before the lawsuit, it's time for John's Tip of the Day. Creative vibes for you and me. Just a tip with JCD. And sometimes Adam. Created by Dana Brunetti.
3:13:58 and he's like, if you're getting into Linux, you wanna go to his website, christitus.com. But if you want the absolute most amazing Windows utilities, he also developed a system called WinUtils, and it would be, you get to it, because you can't actually download it, it runs on, kind of in the cloud, his cloud, Is it running on Google Cloud? Because it will be offline. I doubt it to be honest about it, but the website you want is winutil.
3:14:38 Chris Titus, that's C-H-R-I-S-T-I-T-U-S dot com. And this thing runs only, you have to load it from the Windows Admin PowerShell. What could possibly go wrong? Which takes over your whole machine. But you have to get, but he got rules on how to get there and what to cut and paste and throw it in there. Once you load this thing, It's astonishing. It's got every known utility that you can imagine, all free utilities that are available for Windows in one tab. Another tab's got this huge pile of checklists to optimize your system so it runs better. It's one thing after another. This guy's, this WinUtil product is unbelievable. Wow, that's an endorsement coming from you, the man who wrote the telecommunications book for Windows.
3:15:35 And I will mention this, if you're thinking about Linux and you just go to his regular website, he is a fanatic about Arch Linux. Yeah. And to the point where he says he's been trying to break it for over a year. He says it's impossible and He's got tutorials and all kinds of things. It's just he's just the guy It's like surprises me that he's not more well-known That is a now you said it was amazing didn't you said it was just an amazing product? Yes, I said amazing That is an endorsement you can pass up more at John's tip of the day dot net And sometimes Adam created by Dana Brunetti then of course thank you to Dana Brunetti, where would we be without Dana Brunetti? I would just be up Schitt's Creek without a paddle
3:16:36 And that is the end of our broadcast day. That's it for our deconstruction for this episode of No Agenda 1772, but it'll just be three days waiting. We'll be back with 1773 and it is Father's Day. So make sure you thank your dad, thank your husband, thank that important dad in your life. You can do it with a nice note at noagendadonations.com. Ending our show as usual, We will have a couple of end of show mixes. Dee's Laughs comes in from Toronto. Tom Starkweather with some nice little LA protest ditties. And Nautilus K is back with another end of show mix. All fresh, all new, all for you. And up next after we leave the airwaves, it is That Larry Show, episode 489. Larry with the deep voice. He's the man to watch.
3:17:29 In the meantime, I will say thank you very much for listening. And coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country in Fredericksburg in the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry. And from Northern Silicon Valley where it looks like Saturday's going to be a winter, I'm John C. Dvorak. We return on Sunday. Meet us there and remember us at noagendadonations.com. Until then, adios, fofos, hui hui, and such. These automated systems are so lame. It's like... You can't afford some dollar an hour person in India. I mean, you can barely speak English. This would be better than this. Yeah, the true AI. Anonymous Indian. That's what we need. What a sight to see, such a fractured society. What do people mindlessly subscribe and see?
3:18:16 Then they make up their own version of reality Take a look at Wall Street, are we in trouble? NVIDIA and AI, there's a huge bubble Oracle's literally out sitting there sounding stubborn But Elon's saying we don't have a habit, surely we're in trouble Anonymous, Indians, AI, and so many pot schemes Nightmares don't hit the same when you're living out this Eurodroop Abnormal dreams being pitched to solve all of our Mondays Monday manual human tasks is in the chatbox Can it even sort emails? Don't even ask H1B is not for me, you see Clarified by Big Pharma Always wanna harm ya Now he's tryna charm ya He's got the little ravage to snake Rama Swami did his job leading up to the campaign Bringing in the best talent was for a day Can you remove the stain? Taking 10% off the top now draining the brain Every country should make its own citizens its number one priority
3:19:08 Not just cuz you check a box as a visible minority Culture is fashion in the city of the six many faces to a city more than six People coming from all over the world to get a fix funny undefeated. This is not a tricks This is an exit strategy for you and for you only and I would support it you need to become the tech grouch again. Once you're the tech grouch, everybody will want to interview you and then of course you got to slip around that outfit all over the place. You got to keep the voice going. I got a Bakelite phone, it's fine. People will love you. They will glom onto the screen. I'm working on it. I will get you the green screen. Maybe we are part of a national experiment to determine how far the federal government can go. Tuesday's demonstrations were largely peaceful. Two men are in custody accused of throwing Molotov cocktails at law enforcement. We're seeing protests pop up in other cities across the country. We've learned that National Guard troops
3:20:05 already have detained civilians in the LA anti-ice protest. First of all, we want to make sure that what has happened in California does not happen in Texas. We're coming after all these people. Our community must be kept safe for peaceful protests and against thugs and criminals. looking to start trouble. The Trump administration is signaling it will not back down. The Pentagon's deploying nearly 700 Marines to Southern California to help the National Guard respond to immigration protests that turned into clashes with authorities over the last few days. U.S. Marines and National Guard are on standby outside of Los Angeles where demonstrators have again been protesting President Donald Trump's immigration policies.
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3:22:28 Now I just gotta write the book. Jesus was a badass outlaw. The best podcast in the universe! Mopo. Dvorak.org slash N-A Holy crap, what a great show!