Topic: U Haul

Gillespie County Sheriff's deputies in Fredericksburg, Texas, discovered explosive devices and over $400,000 in stolen precious metals inside a U-Haul truck. The driver, wanted in Washington State, was apprehended before the San Antonio Police Department bomb squad and the FBI conducted a controlled detonation near a local Walmart. Authorities also recovered body armor and numerous ammunition cans from the vehicle.

Frank James is taken into custody in Manhattan after a mass shooting on a Brooklyn subway train that left ten people struck by gunfire. James reportedly called a tip line on himself, leading to his arrest without incident in the East Village. Investigators recovered a Glock 17 handgun and 33 shell casings at the scene, along with a credit card and U-Haul keys that linked James to the crime.

Police in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, arrested 31 members of the Patriot Front group after they were found in the back of a U-Haul truck near a Pride event. The men were charged with conspiracy to riot and were found with riot gear and smoke grenades. Skeptics have questioned the authenticity of the group, suggesting the members appeared to be undercover federal agents due to their uniform appearance and tactical gear.

New knights and dames are inducted into the No Agenda peerage, including "Sir Surrounded by Idiots" and "Sir 12,000 Miles." A producer provides advice on using religious exemptions for workplace vaccine mandates, specifically citing John 1:12. The segment includes personal stories from producers, such as a long-haul trucker and a family moving to a multi-acreage property in Tennessee.

Scientists are developing a new blood test to identify "long-haul" COVID syndrome by looking for "auto-antibodies" that attack healthy cells. Concurrently, David Bauer of the Francis Crick Institute reported that Pfizer vaccine recipients have lower levels of neutralizing antibodies against variants. This data is being used to justify the upcoming rollout of booster shots for older populations.

Data from U-Haul one-way rentals indicates a massive exodus from California to states like Nevada and Texas due to high housing costs. Rental prices for trucks leaving San Jose for Las Vegas or Austin are significantly higher than those traveling the opposite direction, reflecting high demand for outbound moves. The hosts also discuss aggressive tactics used by the California Franchise Tax Board to track down former residents for tax collection.

A montage of local news clips illustrates the "jitters" felt across the country, from San Francisco to Seattle. The hosts mock reports of increased security at landmarks like the Space Needle and the "breaking news" of an unattended U-Haul truck in Oklahoma City. They argue this is a deliberate strategy to keep the American public on edge.

A donor from Maryland calculates the cost of a U-Haul for Adam Curry's upcoming move from Los Angeles to Austin. Curry explains that he will need a professional moving company due to the volume of belongings. Listeners suggest names for his new location, including "Camp Mofo" and "Texas Tower."