12 chapters across the catalog
The second segment of listener donations included contributions from Brendan Maroney, Sir Dodd, and Lucas Williams. The hosts thanked all producers who contributed under $50 anonymously, emphasizing the importance of the "Value for Value" model during the holiday season.
William Grantham, Sir Jacob (posthumously), and Sir Fret Pound are officially knighted into the No Agenda Round Table. The ceremony includes the presentation of signet rings and the traditional "hookers and blow" metaphorical feast.
Zachary Crater makes his first donation after ten years of listening, requesting "de-douching" for several friends. Maggie from Oregon and Chap Williams provide significant support, receiving "podcasting karma" in return. The segment reinforces the "value-for-value" model where listeners contribute based on the utility they receive from the show.
Producers from Seattle and Portland contributed to the show, including William Ackerman, owner of Paradox shops. Ackerman highlighted the FDA's ongoing efforts to regulate Kratom and encouraged listeners to support the natural product as an alternative to opioids.
The show conducts a knighting ceremony for several high-level donors. William Durkin is recognized for a donation based on the square root of 1111. "Sir 8008" (formerly Dude Named Muhammad Ali) and "Dame Bang Bang" are celebrated, with the latter wishing her husband a happy 18th anniversary.
Executive Producer Donations, Knighting Ceremony, Jobs Karma
The first donation segment honors top producers including Mike Keeler and William Messing, the latter receiving a 50th birthday "Dimension A" transport. Title changes are processed for Sir Compost Ranger, and "Jobs Karma" is granted to a producer in Warren, Michigan, following a successful employment outcome for his daughter.
Kevin Thomas, a video editor from Georgia, was knighted as "Sir Kevlar, Knight of the Button Pressers." His donation included a request for sound clips related to President Obama's predator drones and a classic Brian Williams clip about "scaring people to death."
The hosts read several requests for "karma" from donors, including support for a post-doc position and a mother starting chemotherapy. They conclude the producer segment by reminding listeners of the value-for-value model and the upcoming Sunday show.
Several producers are recognized for their high-value donations, leading to new knighthoods and title changes. J-nonymous requests a posthumous knighthood for his brother, Sir Philly D Williams. Other recognized producers include Sir Chauncey of the Netherworld and Sir Nussbaum. The hosts distribute "karma" and play custom jingles for the executive producers.
The hosts read a comprehensive list of birthdays for listeners and their family members. A formal knighthood ceremony is conducted for Sir Philly D Williams (posthumous), Sir Chansey of the Netherworld, and Knight Gary of Moorgate. The segment concludes with the traditional "hookers and blow" send-off for the new knights.
Magical Shape-Shifting Jews Jingle, Producer Credits
The hosts thank high-value donors and discuss the popularity of the "Magical Shape-Shifting Jews" jingle, noting positive feedback from Jewish listeners. Philip Ismay and Richard Bell receive "de-douching" ceremonies for their contributions. The segment highlights the creative contributions of the show's "jingle meisters" and the diverse background of the producer community.
The show concludes its donation segment by thanking various "stipend" earners and granting knighthoods to Sir Funk and Sir William. Adam Curry notes that August 25th marks his first anniversary of marriage to Miki and their one-year anniversary of quitting smoking.
