Topic: William Carter

The hosts review the formal swearing-in ceremony for Secretary of Defense Ash Carter, featuring Associate Justice Elena Kagan and General Martin Dempsey. They critique the "elitist" atmosphere of the event and the deep-voiced announcer used for the introductions. The segment highlights the performative nature of high-level government appointments as seen on C-SPAN.

The hosts thank high-value donors and discuss the popularity of the "Magical Shape-Shifting Jews" jingle, noting positive feedback from Jewish listeners. Philip Ismay and Richard Bell receive "de-douching" ceremonies for their contributions. The segment highlights the creative contributions of the show's "jingle meisters" and the diverse background of the producer community.