Topic: Sir Philly D Williams

Several producers are recognized for their high-value donations, leading to new knighthoods and title changes. J-nonymous requests a posthumous knighthood for his brother, Sir Philly D Williams. Other recognized producers include Sir Chauncey of the Netherworld and Sir Nussbaum. The hosts distribute "karma" and play custom jingles for the executive producers.

The hosts read a comprehensive list of birthdays for listeners and their family members. A formal knighthood ceremony is conducted for Sir Philly D Williams (posthumous), Sir Chansey of the Netherworld, and Knight Gary of Moorgate. The segment concludes with the traditional "hookers and blow" send-off for the new knights.