Topic: Knight Gary

Gary Mao is officially knighted as "Sir Topo G. Joe, Fister of Nuts" during a ceremony with traditional "mutton and mead." Meetup reports are played from Wiesbaden, Germany; Columbus, Ohio; Los Angeles; North Georgia; and Tokyo, Japan. The reports feature producers gathering to discuss the show and connect with the local No Agenda community.

Dame Jennifer, the creator of "Animated No Agenda," upgrades her title to "Baroness Jennifer of the Possible Exit Strategy" and gifts a knighthood to her husband, Gary. Sir Gary is knighted as the "Patient Husband and Supporter of Animated No Agenda." The ceremony includes the traditional "hookers and blow" litany for the new knights, including Sir Scatman and Sir Doris.

The hosts read a comprehensive list of birthdays for listeners and their family members. A formal knighthood ceremony is conducted for Sir Philly D Williams (posthumous), Sir Chansey of the Netherworld, and Knight Gary of Moorgate. The segment concludes with the traditional "hookers and blow" send-off for the new knights.

A request for "karma" is made for Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson in hopes that he will be included in the presidential debates. The segment concludes with the formal "knighting" of Jason Schrader for his significant financial contribution to the show's value-for-value model.

The hosts perform a formal knighting ceremony for Martin Anderson and James Pierce, who both contributed over $1,000 to the show. The segment also discusses Dr. Gary Chapman's "Five Love Languages," jokingly identifying "gifts" (donations) as the primary love language of the show. Host Adam Curry also mentions the significant date of October 11, 2012 (10-11-12).