Topic: Secret Agent

11 chapters across the catalog

Ample Bosom
Episode 1553 2:22:08 - 2:25:53

1553: Ample Bosom

Jingle Credits, Official Knighting of New Members

The creators of various show jingles are credited, specifically "Secret Agent Paul." The formal knighting ceremony for Sir Mark C and Sir Verr of the Ohioan Crest is conducted, granting them access to the "Roundtable" and its symbolic perks. Information on how to order No Agenda rings and certificates of authenticity is provided.

Work To Rules
Episode 1124 1:00:50 - 1:04:18

1124: Work To Rules

Executive Producer Donations and Anti-Racist Parody

Donations from Aaron Christensen and Juliana Lee are acknowledged, with Lee noting that PayPal previously cancelled her subscription. The segment includes a parody song by "Secret Agent Paul" titled "If You're White You're a Racist," which satirizes modern identity politics and social justice rhetoric.

Warm Hand-Off
Episode 1023 1:45:20 - 1:48:50

1023: Warm Hand-Off

OTG Jingles, Secret Agent Paul

New musical jingles celebrating the "Off The Grid" (OTG) lifestyle are debuted, featuring collaborations between Australian musicians Melissa Tallen and Chris Wilson. The tracks are compared to the work of regular contributor Secret Agent Paul. The music serves as a transition into a deeper discussion about digital privacy.

Clip Job
Episode 985 2:01:26 - 2:04:23

985: Clip Job

Palisades Gun Hoax and Alien Secret Agents

A bizarre story from the Pacific Palisades involves the discovery of a decomposing body in an SUV and a townhouse containing $5 million worth of guns and six tons of ammunition. The dead man's fiancée, Catherine Nebron, reportedly believed he was a "secret agent" whose body would be collected by aliens or the CIA. The hosts marvel at the "craziness" of the story.

Microbeads
Episode 908 41:03 - 44:15

908: Microbeads

Love Trumps Hate Musical Parody

A musical production titled "Love Trumps Hate" was created by a show producer, featuring a YouTube video of protest imagery. The track utilizes voices from the "No Agenda cast of thousands" and parodies the style of charitable anthem songs like "We Are the World."

Factivist
Episode 890 32:37 - 34:07

890: Factivist

Putin on the Ritz Parody Song by Secret Agent Paul

The show features a musical parody titled "Putin on the Ritz" performed by Secret Agent Paul. The lyrics mock the prevailing media narrative regarding Russian interference, fake news, and John Podesta. The hosts praise the creative quality and vocal "chops" of the producer, noting his history of creating topical jingles for the program.

A.Q. in the Maghrim
Episode 742 2:33:18 - 2:35:12

742: A.Q. in the Maghrim

Pacific Palisades Secret Agent Alien Story

A bizarre story from the Pacific Palisades involves the death of Jeffrey Alan Lash, whose fiancée, Catherine Nebron, believed he was a secret agent working for aliens or the CIA. Police discovered 1,200 guns, 6.5 tons of ammunition, and $230,000 in cash at the residence. The fiancée reportedly left the body in a car, expecting "operatives" to collect it.

Bidentification
Episode 700 5:58 - 10:51

700: Bidentification

Secret Agent Paul Jingle and the "At the End of the Day" Compilation

Producer Secret Agent Paul creates a new musical montage highlighting John C. Dvorak's frequent use of the phrase "at the end of the day." The segment explores various verbal tics and linguistic patterns used by the hosts, including "yeah, no" and "wow." A listener email from southern Europe describes how these phrases are being picked up by non-native English speakers.

Kunzite
Episode 693 51:00 - 52:40

693: Kunzite

Magical Shape-Shifting Jews, Secret Agent Paul, France Attacks

A listener-submitted jingle by "Secret Agent Paul" regarding "magical shape-shifting Jews" is played. The segment references bizarre claims appearing in some media outlets blaming shape-shifters for the recent attacks in France, which the hosts treat with satirical humor.

Hornbag
Episode 345 1:54:38 - 1:58:05

345: Hornbag

No Agenda Karma Success Stories and Wedding Announcement

A listener reports a "karma success story" after landing a camera job in Southern France following a donation. The show also announces its first "on-air wedding" for Secret Agent Paul, a frequent jingle contributor. The segment includes a brief explanation of the Australian slang term "hornbag" as used in the wedding script.