Topic: Red Knights

20 chapters across the catalog

Cow Cartel
Episode 1881 2:00:19 - 2:04:12

1881: Cow Cartel

Phyllis Stories, Air Pollution and Show Longevity

A host shares a "Phyllis Story" about his mother's reaction to the safety of flying, where she attributed the high volume of daily flights to global air pollution. The hosts celebrate the show's 19th year and announce that the "Red Knight" titles for the current donation drive are nearly sold out. They reflect on the "slave labor" of producing the show and the support from their families.

Antifa Book Club
Episode 1880 2:10:21 - 2:25:16

1880: Antifa Book Club

Executive Producer Credits, Red Knight Inductions, Sumo Karma

The show acknowledges significant financial contributions from executive and associate executive producers. Sarcastic the Nomad is inducted as a Red Knight in the Order of the Heart, and Sir Eric Wilka shares his success in a middleweight sumo tournament. A promotional segment for Manuka Gold skin cream highlights its benefits for all humans and offers a discount code.

Grace and Assurance
Episode 1879 2:10:01 - 2:13:43

1879: Grace and Assurance

Executive Producer Donations and Grand Duke Knighting

Sir Scovey from Charlotte, North Carolina, becomes a Grand Duke after a $1,000 donation, marking a significant milestone in his support of the show since 2020. Another producer, "Sir Your Honest Mechanic" from South Carolina, also joined the Red Knight Order of the Heart with a $1,000 contribution. These high-level donations are essential to the show's independent operation and are recognized with exclusive Hollywood-style credits.

Dream Build Loop
Episode 1878 2:27:17 - 2:32:39

1878: Dream Build Loop

Knighting Ceremony for Sir Wow Alves and Sir Bob Milligan

The show conducted a formal knighting ceremony for Wow Alves of Portugal and Bob Milligan. Sir Wow Alves shared a story about using information from the podcast to impress his professors during a veterinary school lecture on Monsanto, while Bob Milligan was inducted as a Red Knight of the Order of the Heart.

Flim Flam
Episode 1877 2:05:46 - 2:13:02

1877: Flim Flam

Executive Producer Credits, Red Knight, and Manuka Gold

The show acknowledges high-tier donors, including Brent Stricker, who contributed $1,100 to become a "Red Knight of the Heart." Other significant donations are read from listeners in Georgia, Ontario, and Idaho. A promotional message for Manuka Gold relief gel is included, offering a Father's Day discount code for listeners.

Sonic Thump
Episode 1875 2:15:45 - 2:20:24

1875: Sonic Thump

Knighting Ceremony and Executive Producer Credits

Several donors are recognized for their significant financial contributions, including Sir Dr. Vasanth and Sir Richard the Open-Hearted, who both achieved the rank of Red Knight. A detailed breakdown of "numerology" in a donation from Arapahoe County is provided, referencing Executive Order 12333 and the power of the number three.

Lunar Economy
Episode 1872 2:12:51 - 2:16:03

1872: Lunar Economy

Executive Producer Credits, Order of the Heart

The show acknowledges high-tier donors, including Sir Switcheroo, who contributed $1,002 to join the "Order of the Heart" as a Red Knight. The hosts discuss the "Hollywood credits" given to producers and address listener feedback about their on-air dynamic, with some fans calling for more "buzzkill" energy from Dvorak.

Hatman
Episode 1871 2:07:26 - 2:14:15

1871: Hatman

Executive Producer Donations, Red Knighting, Health Karma

Adam and John acknowledge high-tier donors who have contributed $200 or more to the show. Christian Sutton Jensen is knighted as a Red Knight while requesting health karma for his aunt. Catty Bones honors her late husband, Jim, with a posthumous Red Knighthood, and Aaron Lopez becomes a Red Knight as he enters his final year of college, requesting accounting job karma.

VBS
Episode 1870 2:14:07 - 2:21:47

1870: VBS

Value for Value, Red Knight Inductions

The hosts discuss the "Value for Value" funding model, thanking listeners for their time, talent, and treasure. Two new Red Knights of the Order of the Heart are inducted: Sir Ronald Lafferty from Livermore, Washington, and Sir Salah Houser from Melbourne, Florida. The segment also touches on the concept of "Vacation Bible School" (VBS) affecting listener availability during the summer months.

Trollery
Episode 1869 2:10:48 - 2:17:16

1869: Trollery

Knighting Ceremony, Samuel Montgomery, Steve Slocum

Samuel Montgomery, a cardiovascular specialist, and Steve Slocum are knighted as "Red Knights" of the No Agenda Round Table. Montgomery's donation was accompanied by a discussion of cardiac catheterization procedures, while Slocum, a VA healthcare worker, shared his firsthand experiences with the discrepancies in COVID-19 messaging within government medical facilities. Both contributed via Bitcoin to support the show.

Lubio
Episode 1868 2:13:20 - 2:16:01

1868: Lubio

Order of the Heart Red Knight Pins and Modern Podcast Apps

The hosts showcase the new "Order of the Heart" Red Knight pins, featuring high-quality packaging and sealing wax certificates. They transition to a technical reminder for listeners to use modern podcast apps from podcastapps.com. These apps utilize Podping technology to provide near-instant updates and live-stream notifications, bypassing the delays of legacy platforms like Spotify and Apple.

Smear Campaign
Episode 1862 2:15:56 - 2:34:32

1862: Smear Campaign

Donor Thank-Yous, Birthday Shoutouts, and Peerage Ceremony

A lengthy segment dedicated to acknowledging financial supporters, reading donor notes, and announcing birthdays. The "Red Knight Order of the Heart" is introduced as a special promotion for high-level donors. The hosts perform a "peerage ceremony" to dub new knights and dames, granting them honorary titles and welcoming them to the "No Agenda Roundtable" in recognition of their significant contributions.

Splashdown
Episode 1859 2:20:04 - 2:23:43

1859: Splashdown

Knighting Ceremony for Sir John of the Northern Snow-Capped Forests

Jan Willekens, a cyber security expert from Sweden, was knighted as "Sir John of the Northern Snow-Capped Forests" following a donation of $1,052.62. Willekens, a long-time listener since the "Daily Source Code" era, requested the knighting to celebrate his "de-douching" from mainstream media narratives. He was inducted into the "Order of the Red Heart," a special designation honoring John C. Dvorak's health recovery.

Rackout
Episode 1854 2:11:34 - 2:16:04

1854: Rackout

Order of the Heart, Red Knight Peerage Proposal

Following a major heart procedure, a new tier of peerage called the "Red Knight" or "Order of the Heart" is proposed to celebrate survivors of similar surgeries. The concept includes a distinctive red lapel pin, modeled after the Order of Canada, to serve as a visible identifier for members. The discussion touches on the experience of hospital support groups and the "zipper" scars common to open-heart surgery patients.

Boiling Ocean
Episode 1522 2:20:59 - 2:23:37

1522: Boiling Ocean

Knighting Ceremony, Sir Dale Muzziko

Dale Muzziko is knighted as "Sir Dale Muzziko, Knight of the Red Tail Ranch" following a $1,000 donation. The hosts perform the traditional knighting ceremony, offering a list of humorous "rewards" like "Hookers and Blow" and "Rent Boys Chardonnay." They also discuss the logistics of sending out No Agenda signet rings and the inclusion of George Washington sealing wax stamps in the packages.

Surf n Turf
Episode 1091 2:18:57 - 2:20:30

1091: Surf n Turf

Sir Kim Muir Knighting and Value-for-Value

Kim Muir is knighted into the No Agenda Round Table for a donation of $1,000 or more. The hosts perform the traditional ceremony, bestowing the title of Sir Kim Muir. They discuss the perks of the Round Table and the importance of the value-for-value model in sustaining the podcast without traditional advertising.

Post Racial
Episode 1064 2:02:15 - 2:12:13

1064: Post Racial

Knighting Ceremony and Birthday Donations for Adam Curry

A large group of producers donated $54 each in honor of Adam Curry's upcoming 54th birthday. The segment includes a knighting ceremony for Sir Eric Cowley and the Green Lady of Oregon. Listeners share personal stories about growing up with MTV and finding "sanity" through the No Agenda program.