Topic: Patterns

44 chapters across the catalog

Lunchbox
Episode 1813 2:08:46 - 2:13:37

1813: Lunchbox

Windows 11 Compatibility Lies and Linux Audio Issues

A host complains about "dark patterns" in Microsoft's Windows 11 update prompts, noting that a machine previously labeled as incompatible is now being pushed to upgrade. The discussion covers the stability of older Windows 10 versions on Intel NUC hardware versus the risks of updating. The hosts also dismiss the idea of switching to Linux for production due to persistent audio hardware compatibility issues.

Heroin Hotties
Episode 1794

1794: Heroin Hotties

Minneapolis Catholic Church Shooting, Transgender Identity Patterns

A mass shooting occurred at a Catholic church in Minneapolis during morning mass, resulting in the deaths of two children. The shooter is identified as a transgender individual, which prompts a discussion on a recurring pattern of five or six similar incidents since 2018. Criticism is directed at the media for failing to interview the shooter's parents or investigate the "gender-affirming care" and psychiatric drugs involved.

Sand Battery
Episode 1672 1:23:03 - 1:25:21

1672: Sand Battery

AI Alzheimer's Detection, Speech Pattern Analysis

Boston University researchers developed an AI tool that analyzes speech patterns to predict the development of Alzheimer's with 80% accuracy. The hosts speculate that the timing of this story's release is a "plant" intended to draw associations with President Biden's cognitive health.

Scop Christmas
Episode 1515 8:26 - 10:59

1515: Scop Christmas

Black Ice Safety, Global Cooling Media History

A discussion on road safety regarding "black ice" leads to a suggestion that the term be changed to "invisible ice" for accuracy. The conversation shifts to historical media coverage from 1979 and 1980, where news outlets reportedly warned of global cooling. These past reports are contrasted with modern climate change narratives, which are characterized as a "scam" or psychological operation.

TRANSNOODLE
Episode 1392

1392: TRANSNOODLE

Atmospheric Rivers and West Coast Weather Patterns

The hosts discuss the "atmospheric river" weather phenomenon currently affecting Northern Silicon Valley and the West Coast. While one host expresses surprise at the terminology, the other notes it has been used recently to describe heavy rainfall following drought conditions. The conversation establishes the broadcasting locations in Texas and California.

Holiday Heart
Episode 1514 54:02 - 56:17

1514: Holiday Heart

Bomb Cyclone and Global Cooling Trends

The recurring "Arctic Blast" and "Bomb Cyclone" weather events in Texas and the Pacific Northwest have led to renewed discussions about global temperature trends. Some observers point to these severe winter anomalies as evidence that contradicts global warming narratives, referencing 1970s-era "global cooling" theories.

R9X
Episode 1377 1:04:47 - 1:09:40

1377: R9X

Ned Price, State Department Cadence

State Department spokesperson Ned Price is criticized for a deliberate, single-word-at-a-time speaking cadence, which is compared to Secretary of State Antony Blinken and Hillary Clinton. This dramatic pacing is viewed as a stylistic choice common among current administration officials. Reporters like Matt Lee are noted for their combative interactions with Price during briefings.

Pingdemic
Episode 1366 3:23:35 - 3:26:40

1366: Pingdemic

Windmills and Solar Arrays as Climate Drivers

A theory suggests that the massive proliferation of windmills and solar arrays in West Texas may be inadvertently changing local weather patterns. Windmills create resistance that could split wind currents, while solar collectors absorb heat that would normally refract back into the atmosphere. While unproven by engineering data, the scale of these installations raises questions about their long-term environmental impact.

Greta Doomberg
Episode 1188 43:33 - 49:25

1188: Greta Doomberg

Heroin Use and Vocal Fry Correlation

Observations from former drug users suggest a correlation between heroin use and the immediate onset of vocal fry in the voice. There is a discussion regarding whether synthetic opioids like OxyContin produce the same glottalization effect. Additionally, certain cough syrups containing chemicals like Ventolin are reported to cause temporary but severe vocal changes.

Jacked-up Joe
Episode 1164 46:51 - 50:11

1164: Jacked-up Joe

Psychology of Conspiracy Theories, Justice Scalia Pillow

NPR explored the psychological motivations behind conspiracy theories, featuring experts who describe humans as "pattern-seeking" animals who dislike unanswered moral questions. The discussion references the death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, noting how the presence of a pillow near his head was used by some to suggest foul play. Experts argue that these theories provide a sense of agency to those who feel de-platformed or out of power.

Cornageddon
Episode 1142 13:31 - 16:49

1142: Cornageddon

Ron Paul Speech Patterns, Tall Dancers Anecdote

The discussion turns to the linguistic habit of cutting off words mid-sentence, comparing Nancy Pelosi's speech patterns to those of Ron Paul. A brief tangent follows regarding the grace of tall dancers like Tommy Tune and the physical awkwardness often associated with being very tall.

Three Chambers
Episode 1088 25:20 - 28:34

1088: Three Chambers

White Women and White Supremacy, Stephanie Rogers Berkeley Research

Professor Stephanie Rogers of UC Berkeley claims that white women have historically invested in white supremacy to maintain social power. Her research links the economic investments of women in the institution of slavery to modern voting patterns, specifically the 51% of white women who supported Donald Trump. The hosts question the validity of her conclusions and the use of the term "white supremacy" in this context.

Barrel Roll
Episode 1059

1059: Barrel Roll

Weather Anomalies, Rainstick Karma and Austin Pride Parade

The hosts discuss recent heavy rain in Austin, Texas, noting that the local Pride Parade was affected by weather for the second consecutive year. They debate the use of "rainstick karma," a show ritual blamed for excessive precipitation, and decide to put the practice in abeyance to avoid further flooding.

Poop Particle
Episode 1024 1:14:04 - 1:16:57

1024: Poop Particle

Opt-In vs. Opt-Out and Software Installation Scams

The hosts argue that "opt-in" privacy settings are often a red herring because companies use "dark patterns" to trick users. They cite the example of Adobe Flash updates bundling McAfee software and reference the South Park "HUMANCENTiPAD" episode as a commentary on unread user agreements.

Warm Hand-Off
Episode 1023 16:09 - 17:53

1023: Warm Hand-Off

Media Stammers, New York Times Reporting Critique

An analysis of speech patterns among New York Times reporters and television hosts highlights frequent stammers and stutters during broadcasts. The critique suggests these verbal tics occur when speakers are processing information or potentially being untruthful. Specific focus is placed on a host's verbal struggle while discussing presidential falsehoods.

Bong Rip
Episode 1016 32:16 - 35:49

1016: Bong Rip

Hillary Clinton, India Speech on White Women

During a speech in India, Hillary Clinton suggested that married white women vote for Republicans due to pressure from their husbands, bosses, or sons. The hosts criticize these remarks as racist and patronizing. The segment transitions into a discussion on generational voting habits and the "non-affiliated" voter status in California.

Golf Bag Nukes
Episode 970 1:03:39 - 1:07:45

970: Golf Bag Nukes

Hispanic Woman Warning, Social Milieu and Speech Patterns

A witness account describes a Hispanic woman who was escorted out of the Las Vegas concert after allegedly telling attendees "you're all going to die" 45 minutes before the shooting began. The segment transitions into an analysis of "social milieus," comparing the speech patterns of Paddock's brother to media personalities like Jim Cramer and Lawrence O'Donnell. The theory suggests that specific cadences and vocabularies reveal the professional and social environments of individuals.

The Christmas Special
Episode 889 2:15:50 - 2:21:21

889: The Christmas Special

Jill Abramson and the New York Times Hummer

Former New York Times executive editor Jill Abramson is identified as a "Berkeley Hummer," a term for people who emit a continuous humming sound while speaking to prevent interruptions. The hosts play clips of her slow, rhythmic speech pattern, comparing it to a "Gregorian chant" or a "Buddhist monk," and suggest it reflects the deliberate agenda-setting nature of the paper.

Tool Followers
Episode 830 43:57 - 50:51

830: Tool Followers

Barack Obama's Speech Stammer and "Okie-Doke" Reference

President Barack Obama's recent speech patterns are analyzed, with the hosts suggesting his long pauses are a technique to manage a latent stutter. During a speech criticizing Donald Trump, Obama used the term "okie-doke," which is identified as slang for a trick or a fake-out. The segment includes a musical remix of the President's stammering.