1:21:19 All clients are a-holes. Correct! So, there you go... And that's our time and talent portion of Value for Value we desperately need the treasure part it really we need it all and it all comes together and of course it's only about 4% of the total listeners who send back any value so you should feel real good about yourself 96 percenters As we thank Ross Jennings from Edinburgh in the Great Britains who comes in with one... Capital of Scotland. That's right, with $1,000 and this is to Knight Dame Floe of the Black Isles a dose of goat karma I do believe for the new year please! Not quite sure what that meant exactly but well we got some service goat You've got
1:22:16 Karma. So that's very nice, Ross Jennings! I like the idea of a Scott coming in with and getting one of these knightings because you know... They don't like their queen. Aren't the Scots notoriously tight? Yes they are. Not our Scotts. We got good Scotts here. Great Scots. Huh. Great Scott Robbie John Houston is next and he's in Leiden, Netherlands. And he says dear John and Adam Thank you for your great shows I'm looking forward to what you have in store for us Next year Coming soon and beyond and beyond this the donation brings me in a knighthood who please night me sir Bobby they're redoer For the roundtable like right met
1:23:17 Jervlies? It's frites met surflice, which is french fries with meat that has basically been stewed all the way down. And it's typically horse meat I guess is what he says. Yeah, he says a kind of horsemeat but something healthy and with something healthy crudités perhaps We will get you the crudités Robbie Yoston Crudités no jingles no karma Robbie Yoston
1:23:55 Rrrrrooby! We have the Earl of Murfreesboro, Tennessee with $500. Can you make sure you have Maker's Mark and Magic Mushrooms? And double up on the hookers and blow at the round table because the Earl of Murfreesboro is turning 50. You bet. Doubled up it's all good to go and that's all he wants so we're done see you well Of course the earl is-is at the table already So Looking forward to the price. He's that old he doesn't look it he does look pretty good for his age I agree yeah anonymous from Redmond, Washington meanwhile could be Bill Gates Could be 480 485 Please credit this too rogue Earl of the Pacific trash vortex okay? Please give a Kwanzaa shout out to tall Paul
1:24:47 who is just barely not a douchebag. And send an R2D2 karma to all the games and nights out there, don't forget the batteries! You've got... karma. Sir Manila Envelope is in- ah the Dutch are here today, he's in Den Haag, The Netherlands? In the morning in John & Adam Merry Christmas from Sir Manila Envelope Well Merry Christmas to you I'll grab Sir Nacho Oh no, you grab Sir Nacho Sir Nacho Alcatraz Ciudad de Mexico in Mexico. That's nice, we need more Mexican listeners. We do. 333 dot 33. When John C. Dvorak calls Sir Nacho Alcatraz is there to answer? Yeah! Godspeed and Merry Christmas to all pro-human people. Yes. Screw the anti human agenda. Exactly. Good point.
1:25:47 Looking at you, Elon. The holographic XTOL 1138 is like crystal? X-tal? Crystal. That's right the holographic crystal 1138 Abilene Texas in the morning gents holographic crystal 1138 here THX 1138 for short after many failed print jobs When upon checking my 3D printer on its successful creation of the desired part and finding the elapsed print time to be three hours and 33 minutes, I knew it was time to donate. For brevity bullet points you're the longest donation regardless One new paper out on transgenerational aspartame induced anxiety and changes in amygdala ie You pass unswollen amygdala to your kids from eating rumsfeld goo. Ooh! I need to have this paper
1:26:37 2. Putting us in pods and having us eat bugs is not a new idea! The original soy boy social engineer himself, Plato advocated a vegan diet to restrict the passions of the population and render them docile. That Plato? He was a 3 The relationship between CO2 concentration in a gas and its ability to trap heat is not, as they'd like us to believe, exponential or even linear. It is logarithmic meaning that to affect a linear temperature increase you must constantly double CO2 concentration Like all logar...logar...logarrr... logarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
1:27:21 We know the Arctic Blast. He knows that in Texas That's right, and he is in Abilene where it was 11 degrees this morning so its probably gotten a little bit better I don't know could be worse And that's 333 33 thank you he says thanks for all you do no jingles No karma stay dangerous we shall we shall we shall Thank You always like always like that kind of Perspective It's a great perspective and it's real content Thank You we appreciate that on the show Dylan Lang In Chilliwack BC, Canada. It's over by Spud's them. He needs a penny to make 333 this is actually in Canadian dollars would be 333 and it's actually 23341 in American which tells you something we got it. Printing money does work at the job it does the job it does tricks the system as I have been seeing thirty threes everywhere another guy sing a lot of 30 threes last week I thought it's about time
1:28:18 I thought it's about time i donated no agenda yesterday December 20th was also my birthday. I love you, Caitlin 3D douche bday biscuit whole fruit fauci wheeze You've been deduced they always give me a biscuit on my birthday! I'm gonna give you the whole load today There ya go got it all for ya. Yeah you can decode. I trust him Jason Brown, Guntersville Alabama. Roadux222 this donation is on behalf of my best bud Riley Brown. So what does that mean? Does that mean a switcheroo or on behalf of... He didn't say no it's just as be half I don't know. Okay he's a big-time listener and equally as large douchebag
1:29:03 I guess he wants to give him a de-douching. He doesn't ask for it, but i'm gonna give it. You've been de-douched! He says Merry Christmas homie and as always thanks for the hard work John and Adam yeah It was a christmas do- a deduching gift that's nice by the way that was an original no china knockoff That was a real one Yeah, I think we finally got them out of the bag uh scott salamango That's a great name. In Detroit, he is probably in Local 1 or he should be because this is Sir Mango Meat and this is going to get upgraded here maybe it isn't... Okay! He's not Sir Mango Meat yet It's an honor to help produce the best broadcast in the universe We're a podcast today baby And with this donation I'll tack on the additional honor of becoming Noah Jenning Knight Please knight me Sir Mango Meat Knight Of The Costa Palina Oh
1:30:00 Okay, I'll accept standard fare at the roundtable. We'd like to request to be nude a knighting ceremony. All right? I request the blindfold please Nude like the day I entered Gitmo Nation. I will be dunning a smoking jacket at the round table Excellent Can i please get a let's go Brandon and some french bulldog karma for a prosperous new year to all the no agenda producers Cheers Scott Salamango Sir Mango Meat naked Oh, why did this just fail? Hold on a second Let's Go Brandon
1:30:37 You've got karma. Can you read the next one, John? I gotta fix my MIDI controller. Dame Abigail! She's over here in Alameda California. I may have run into her at a meetup... Happy Solstice and Merry Christmas John and Adam. I became Dame Abigail Lady of the Rhyming Lines during The 1500 Show, which is long overdue so with this donation I wish to claim my next title Baronette Tess Abigail Dame of the Rhyming Lines for the roundtable can i get a
1:31:16 Kugles, kuglas, kuglies? It's Lithuanian potato pudding. And Kentucky mules also if there is a our Christmas dames how about a solstice baronet tess sounds pretty sexy to me yeah Lithuanian women. In honor of my title I've included the poem I wrote for show 1500 which is still relevant for upcoming show 1515 oh by the way, I have that poem Christmas Day Show where we work as others take off we're gonna do this and it turns out to be show 1515! I know isn't that whack? Yeah its great
1:32:01 What yes whack It's lit. It is very lit 15 reasons to donate no agenda at the end of the poem would you play the 3333? Rebelizer jingle and a goat scream karma love and light love is lit Love you both may you be blessed with abundance this year wait She wants she wants us to read the whole it's a long poem. There's not short she wants us to read the whole poem I Well, that's what she says. I mean... Alright, I'll do that. How long is it? That's what she asked! Here it is. Yeah, beat you there. Oh, I'll read it and then she needs the 33 Magic Jingle after that for some odd reason
1:32:41 Rubilizer, yeah. Oh rubilizer? She wants rubilizer! Yeah. Okay hold on... And a goat scream. I had the rubilizer and the goat scream it's just getting a little too much. No she's out of control. Here we go 15 reasons to donate no agenda here in the wake of show 1500 are fifteen swell reasons to donate some plunder one there is value for value in place for time talent treasure of impeccable taste Being the best podcast in the universe is two and three, the best host to charm me and you. With jingles and karma and artwork galore high quality production is reason number four well-sourced clips comes in at five and six snarky comments that flow alongside seven and eight are the trolls and dames and knights
1:33:29 9 are the meetups that light up our lives. 10, the amygdala shrinkage is proven 11, the tunes pre-show keep us groovin' 12, the end of show mixes are always a blast and 13 it reminds us of new cycles past With conspiracy therapy that keeps us all sane next is revealing agendas an M5M games This note is too long so last but not least The Best Show Producers is number 15. In the morning to all and to all, karma with goat screams! I hope that you'll donate next time you see three 33s. India, hang out Mike... Standby... 33...33...33... You've got
1:34:15 Karma. Well worth it! Benjamin Moon from the slopes in Australia $205 lots to say short note thank you Merry Christmas Love you mean it very nice Craig Nuzzo and Naperville Illinois Merry Christmas also my wedding karma worked very well I'm happily married Because you know if we haven't given that wedding karma, you might not be married. Happily married as of November 5th! Congratulations welcome to the club Sir Colin in Prineville Oregon Cheers gents Merry Christmas Sir Colin the deaf dumb and blind knight Indeed then we have the indie meetup
1:35:00 And you know how they roll at the Indy Meetup. I think we have a meet up report actually, this is the switcheroo This is the $200 raffle donation it goes to Dame Swanee as Associate Executive Producer Certification and with that comes the note from the whole crew there Merry Christmas Happy New Year to both of you Dame Swanee and The Indie Tribal Meet-Up Thank You all very very much That was 200 thank you All right, that's our group of associate executive producers and the big boys the executive producers for show 1514 next show is 1515 coming up. And we'll be doing it live will be lit as John C Dvorak just said himself Thank you all very much these titles Of course are forever titles They they last in perpetuity and you can use them as such anywhere that titles are recognized IMDB is one place. Of course You can use them
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