Episode 1142 · Thursday, 30 May 2019

Cornageddon

A perfect storm of agricultural delays and legal ambiguity takes hold as the Special Counsel hands a roadmap for impeachment to a divided Washington.

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The No Agenda Show · No. 1142

About this episode

Heavy rains across the American Corn Belt have triggered the No Plant 19 crisis, leaving farmers in Texas, Oklahoma, and Indiana with a vanishing window to sow crops. While severe tornadoes devastate the Midwest, the physical vulnerability of green energy infrastructure is exposed as windmills and solar panels suffer catastrophic damage compared to traditional power plants. Canadian Minister Katherine McKenna meanwhile reveals a blunt political strategy from a pub in St. John’s, admitting that repeating claims frequently enough in the House of Commons eventually forces public belief.

Special Counsel Robert Mueller delivered a nine-minute statement regarding the Russian interference investigation while Attorney General William Barr traveled to Alaska. Legal analysts Alan Dershowitz and Jonathan Turley argue that Mueller’s ambiguity serves as a tactical referral for House Judiciary Chairman Jerry Nadler to begin impeachment proceedings. Simultaneously, documents allege that FBI consultants conducted illegal Section 702 queries on American citizens during the Obama administration, while Joe DiGenova claims the intelligence community is actively resisting disclosure to the Department of Justice. In the 2020 race, Senator Kamala Harris has proposed a Reproductive Rights Act requiring federal pre-clearance for state laws, sparking a constitutional debate over state legislative powers.

Stacey Abrams joins Henry Kissinger and Jared Kushner at the 2019 Bilderberg meeting in Montreux just as she faces a subpoena from the Georgia State Ethics Commission. The cultural shift continues as Jimmy Kimmel highlights a generation of college students unable to read analog clocks, and Uber implements a de facto social credit score by deactivating low-rated riders. The program concludes with a look at Julian Assange’s deteriorating health in Belmarsh Prison following a visit from Pamela Anderson.


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CHAPTER 01 / 47 Discussion

Fillmore Auditorium Sound Absorption, No Plant 19 Hashtag

The hosts open the program discussing the Fillmore Auditorium's acoustic properties before shifting to the "No Plant 19" hashtag. Heavy rains and inclement weather in the American Corn Belt have delayed planting schedules by a week, creating a narrow window for farmers to sow crops.

fillmore auditorium· silicon valley· no plant 19· corn belt· inclement weather

00:00 Yeah, you gave the machine just the amount of red meat it needed. Adam Curry John C. Dvorak It's Thursday May 30th 2019 This is your award-winning Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 1142! This is no agenda Transmitting molecules of freedom and broadcasting live from the frontier of Austin Texas capital of the growing star state in the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry And from northern Silicon Valley There's no black holes for sound here. I'm John C. DeVore No black holes for what somebody built made a black hole that sucks in sound oh Yeah, it's called the Fillmore auditorium Black hole that apparently sucks in sound out of know at the fill more

00:53 No, no. That was just your joke? I guess that's a good joke. I like the joke Hmm sucks since I could use that in the studio. Oh my god Just to paint it on the wall on the wall suck it in Beautiful couple different ones on the wall. They'd be pleased to be dead quiet Yeah, I just saw this morning this nope hashtag no plant 19 you've been following this have you heard of this or I have not heard of it nor followed it obviously. Well apparently because of the inclement weather we've been having, It is too wet and the breadbasket to the corn belt of America has not been able to plant We're a week behind now and they really only have a couple week window

CHAPTER 02 / 47 Discussion

Midwest Tornado Devastation, Solar Panel Vulnerability

Severe tornadoes hitting Texas, Oklahoma, Ohio, and Indiana have caused significant devastation. The discussion highlights the physical vulnerability of green energy infrastructure, noting that windmills and solar panels are easily destroyed by storms compared to traditional nuclear or coal plants.

tornadoes· climate crisis· solar panels· windmills· midwest

01:37 Wait, this doesn't make sense with global warming. It should be a dust bowl! No it is global warming's fault it's the extreme weather yes right yeah but this could be pretty bad I mean if we don't have soy and corn hmm China's gonna have a problem there's droughts in other places could this be it? Could this be the Armageddon? Could this be the Armageddon? Corn-mageddon. Whoops, gotta write it down! I will say we've had some crazy weather you know these these tornadoes which some of them were actually in Texas Oklahoma obviously Ohio Indiana

02:24 It's and today it like at last night or this morning 330 BAM big thunderclap right over the house straight up in bed. Like what? Yeah, yeah It was very loud And here's here's the thing that's interesting if you look at some pictures of this devastation tornadoes are Tina's Now she's lived through hurricanes in Florida but Indiana Although their house was never hit You know she can recall as a girl several times Going into the basement or you know sheltering for tornadoes. They just show up out of nowhere They just hit and this boom there's no warning There's not much you can do about it, and in its happening these tornadoes are happening in the place where we will eventually Hopefully before 2030 so with the world doesn't die We'll have the most solar panels and windmills

03:15 Well those won't last. So it's a race, can we build these solar panels and windmills fast enough to stop the horrible tornadoes which have been there for as long as everyone has ever known? Okay can we build them fast enough or will they wipe them out?! And believe me that's gonna be painful man when they...and there's a couple pictures of some windmills that got just broke those big colossal ones from a tornado clunk But even worse, you know sure people lose power during during tornadoes. But it's not like the gas plant typically is out of commission or the coal-fired plant or the nuclear plants but if you're using wind and solar yeah it's gonna be actually out of Commission like no commish commish It'll be gone anyway just stuff I was thinking about Yeah, yeah You were thinking about it

04:16 So what was the hashtag about again? Hashtag no plant 19. No one's been able to... No plants! No Plant 19, no one has been able to plant They're talking about once in 100 year issue and if this wasn't blamed on global climate crisis then we gotta use the right terminology If it wasn't blamed on the climate crisis It would be called a once in 100 year occurrence I think that is what I'm reading I just noticed this morning I'm sorry I said it's bull crap. It is? Yeah, happens all the time! Oh no... what they can't plant during planting seasons? This is not a new thing new phenomenon and I'm sure you could find plenty of records showing it over and over go to University of Nebraska so all I know about the planting they planted here. I have fresh corn I had some for dinner the other night okay as long as we know that you have fresh corn there's no problem in the Midwest everything's okay people move on

05:17 I'm just saying it's not like a, you know about worldwide phenomenon or anything. They'll get the corn out of this is just whining of pre begging for money moment. Okay we'll pay attention to that then they'll be shocked if they don't grow corn well yes have a very hot summer and they're dead when the global warming stuff will crank up climate crisis Yeah, climate. We got to come up with something a third term they use climate crisis and climate emergency. Yeah, that's the new ones yeah run for the run for the door there's gotta be something even better than that There was something an interesting very short video which I do have in context about 50 seconds of Katherine McKenna

CHAPTER 03 / 47 Discussion

Katherine McKenna, House of Commons Repetition Tactic

Canadian Minister of Environment and Climate Change Katherine McKenna is featured in a clip from a pub in St. John's. She describes a political strategy used in the House of Commons where repeating a claim frequently enough leads the public to believe it is true.

katherine mckenna· canada· house of commons· st johns· climate change

06:07 And she is the Candanavian Minister of Environment and Climate Change. Yeah, this is the woman I played all those clips of about three shows ago Well you missed this one because she was in a bar Oh, this is the newest... yeah. This is a good clip. She's in the bar and it doesn't even matter who she's talking to but two people are arguing about some point she goes over there and she says hey if you want people to believe your point well she's gonna tell you how it works. So here I am at Christian's Pub in St John's and you won't believe who I have here Mark Critch here What we were talking about is St. John's, the oldest city in North America

07:04 And there's some debate about that. totally believe it so just go in. St John's, Old City. There you go if you just keep saying it that's what we learned in the House of Commons just say it over and over again people will believe it! Well we had the same thing with Pelosi they somebody caught this whole clip This is Pelosi talking about how the wrap, which was termed professionally I guess by people like her. The wrap up smear And it's a diversionary tactic It's self-fulfilling You demonize and then you... We call it the wrap up smear If anyone talks politics we call it the wrap up smear You smear somebody with falsehoods and all the rest

CHAPTER 04 / 47 Discussion

Nancy Pelosi Doctored Video, Hillary Clinton Sexism Claim

A controversy involving a slowed-down video of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi leads to a debate over platform censorship. Hillary Clinton characterizes the video as "sexist trash" during a commencement speech at Hunter College, while the hosts analyze the "wrap-up smear" tactic used to validate media reports.

nancy pelosi· hillary clinton· facebook· doctored video· social media

08:03 And then you merchandise it. Yeah! And then, YOU write it and they'll say see its reported in the press that this this this and this so we have that validation that the press reported the smear... ...and then it's called a wrap-up smear now I'm going to merchandise the presses report on the smears that we made. It's a tactic. And it is self evident Oh! An'..an'I have a feeling now that this exact tactic was used with these multiple videos of her. I think i can show this So just to review, the president tweeted out an edited video which now the term is doctored

08:49 a doctored video of her stumbling and fumbling and saying three things, holding up two fingers. It was quite embarrassing. Yeah, pants is something we've done over the years ourselves Yes Then there was a secondary video which to this day I still suspect NBC created it Where Pelosi was speaking slowed down, but not just a speed slowdown. It was the digital effect it wasn't you know like vocoder keep the tone the same But just make it slur a little bit couple percent And it sounded like she was drunk and this is the video that YouTube took down right away Oh, but Facebook evil evil Facebook who are in the news business according to Anderson Cooper

09:30 Facebook did not take it down and this was a problem. And here is Hillary using this in an interesting way. The big social media platforms know their systems are being manipulated by foreign and domestic actors to sow division, promote extremism and spread misinformation but they won't get serious about cleaning up their platforms unless consumers demand it. We saw why it's so important just last week When Facebook refused to take down a fake video of Nancy Pelosi, it wasn't even a close call. The video is sexist trash." I love this- sorry by the way for the single channel. How is this sexist by the way? That's what that's why I stopped it! Sexist trash?! It was ageist perhaps or um making... What is when you make fun of someone being an alcoholic? Alcoholist

10:24 It's alcoholist. It was alcoholist, but I wouldn't say sexist. And YouTube took it down... YouTube? ...but Facebook kept it up so let's send a message to Facebook that those who are in Facebook's communities would really like Facebook to pay attention to false and doctored videos before we are flooded with them over the next months. This by the way was Hillary Clinton doing a commencement speech at Hunter College in New York City, who wants that? Inspire these children Hillary. Oh yeah she's... inspire them don't do that. She's about to announce but this, no I have one clip is like I gotta play this now? No no just shutting you down Dvorak! Referring to the last clip okay now the last clip she said

CHAPTER 05 / 47 Discussion

Kara Swisher, Facebook Deepfake Labeling Criticism

Tech journalist Kara Swisher discusses Facebook's refusal to remove a manipulated video of Nancy Pelosi on CNBC. The analysis focuses on the confusion caused by social media labeling systems and the distinction between videos tweeted by Donald Trump and those created by third parties.

kara swisher· facebook· deepfakes· susan wojcicki· youtube

11:14 These horrible institutions, these social media platforms won't do anything about it unless consumers demand it. What consumer is going to demand taking this great stuff off the platform? It's the entertainment we're there for! Exactly I mean please But Kara Swisher really took it one step further on CNBC. Remember, we have the video the president tweeted out which was funny we've done these then we have this I think NBC created slowed down video which was clearly meant to distract from the actual issue that Nancy Pelosi has of speaking coherently

11:54 Apparently just from the doctored video, but it's things she really said or wasn't manipulated in that manner except putting it all In a row which is funny But Kara Swisher takes it to the level I predicted it would go to. Now YouTube took it down and that was their decision, that was CEO Susan Wojcicki's decision and she'll get praised for or not praised for but she made a decision in this case they left it up then they didn't properly label it if you look at labels there so confusing and you don't understand what is going on now we understand Facebook is working on new labeling system for deepfakes things like this but he creates

12:33 amount of confusion if they don't explain what's wrong with the video especially if their fact-checkers have determined it a hoax. Why can't they just call it a hoax? And I think you know again, they don't have to take it down They just have to handle it correctly especially after Donald Trump tweets it and becomes very high profile thing He didn't tweet it Swisher! You see what she did?! I told you that would happen We spotted this immediately This was going on this was the way it works Yep That's exactly it. It was cross-referencing to the point where you didn't know what the hell is going on? Yep, and the video that was... Yeah, this is a common truth. The video that was taken down had nothing to do with the president! Nothing except distract from—and I'll be ageist—an old bag who's bumbling around. It's time to go man. By the way now, I want to admit, yeah, he's talking about how she talks like Ron Paul with his kind of clip speech where she cuts off words. Yeah forgets words, yes. Play my original clip again right at the very beginning

CHAPTER 06 / 47 Discussion

Ron Paul Speech Patterns, Tall Dancers Anecdote

The discussion turns to the linguistic habit of cutting off words mid-sentence, comparing Nancy Pelosi's speech patterns to those of Ron Paul. A brief tangent follows regarding the grace of tall dancers like Tommy Tune and the physical awkwardness often associated with being very tall.

ron paul· nancy pelosi· speech patterns· tommy tune· height

13:31 You'll hear her do it. I'll stop it when she does it. And its a diversionary tactic, its self-fulfilling pr... you demonize... There is right there! Self fulfilling pro... It's the self fulfilling pro... By the way Trump does this all of time. Trump does this? He always cutting off words and starting a whole new sentence I haven't noticed it with him. Oh, okay well i'll get something for the next show totally especially well what especially when he's doing she does it to an extreme but that's Ron Paul used to do that all the time maybe it's just an old people thing Well let's see uh not all oh i'm generalizing but you know no i think you i'm trying to determine this is ron paul has been doing this since he was in his 60s and it i mean that same bracket

14:22 I notice that when i'm writing sometimes, I will leave a word out. That I just thought of. How about how you tidy your clips? Let's just keep it there! Sometimes it'll be all caps, sometimes it's misspelled...sometimes different names. Well, I guess I'm Russian. Yeah you're Russian to get it out the night before yeah I'm just, I'm just messing with you. I mess up tons of stuff. Messing with me? Yeah, I'm messing with you. But no, I've noticed this way not everybody does it by the way is fast people talk too fast is usually part of it or they have a their brain is working too fast which that's the problem I have. It's possible that Pelosi's nobody says she's really a dummy

15:11 So she may be just thinking too fast, so she leaves words out. I mean Ron Paul was...I thought he was the worst for it. I thought it really hurt his chances of ever running for president because you could never...it just dropped the...I can't even copy the technique but... You know its...its...I think here you go! It's a version of Me thinking I'm really dancing really great and then look at this video. Oh, yeah Got a nice note from one of our 26 year old producers hey man don't worry about it It's cuz we're tall says I'm 6 5 I look like a tard it's no good It's because we're tall my honor is very sweet of you to say oh

15:51 But that's what it is. You think you're like really saying a lot of good stuff, and then... It was funny he would say Tommy Toon how tall was he? He was like 6'8"? He was taller than I was. Yeah, he was a great dancer. Graceful beautiful dancers extremely tall yeah small penis Got to take away something Anyway so there's there's a lot just you know And Of course we watch the nine minutes of Muller More interesting was the analysis. Nine minutes of Mueller! There's got to be a song in there, nine minutes of Mueller... This was the kind of thing that for linguistic nut or legalese nut like myself I love looking at legislation and I love looking at legalese trying to understand it you know binging the phrases to understand what it means

CHAPTER 07 / 47 Discussion

Robert Mueller Press Conference, PBS Reporting Discrepancies

Special Counsel Robert Mueller delivers a nine-minute statement regarding his investigation while Attorney General William Barr is in Alaska. The hosts criticize a PBS report for being dishonest by omitting Mueller's praise for Barr's decision to release the full report to the public.

robert mueller· william barr· pbs· department of justice· alaska

16:50 First of all, this occurred as far as I know. It wasn't the Department of Justice but Barr was in Alaska And the way Muller came out and clearly had not rehearsed this written speech, which he was just reading the whole time. He didn't really even look up much! You know if you've rehearsed a speech a couple times then you can look up from your paper and you can just look into the general direction of the audience... It was none of that. He was kind of stumbling so if he did write it himself we certainly didn't rehearse it

17:25 And I... You kind of give the impression right away that, hey where's Barr? He is in Alaska. Let's get out there and do this press conference while the boss is away! That's kind of the thought I had yeah that's a bit the way it looked to me And it was also announced, you know 90 minutes ahead of time. It was just he was like announcing there He was Now I did pull a couple of short clips because I feel it's fun to To dissect exactly what he's saying and what it really means. Well, I have a background Yes, let's do this sure would yeah more broad Yes broad yes broad what she got? Um

18:08 Well, it's Mueller. I see Mueller presser PBS Miller pressure of PBS is from PBS It says nine minutes This is clip of the of the dissent there was one clip tonight well just started I think you can kill it Confidence that the president clearly did not commit a crime we would have said so We did not however make a determination as to whether the president did commit a crime and Special Counsel Robert Mueller broke his silence today to emphasize that his report did not clear President Trump of trying to obstruct the investigation. He pointed out that Justice Department guidelines barred him from prosecuting the president. Under long-standing department policy, a president cannot be charged with a federal crime while he is in office

19:01 That is unconstitutional. Charging the president with a crime was therefore not an option On Russian interference in US elections, Mueller warned as he did in his 448 page report of ongoing efforts by Moscow. But he also said today that he was unable to prove a criminal conspiracy between the Trump campaign and Russians to influence the 2016 election. There was insufficient evidence to charge a broader conspiracy The special counsel statement comes amid a growing battle between the Trump administration and congressional Democrats who want Mueller and administration officials to testify on the investigation in other matters. Today, Mueller warned he would not say more than what is in his report. Is there more that we should just keep playing this whole thing? It's not that much longer you can see where they cut it off I see here yeah is my testimony

19:59 I would not provide information beyond that which is already public. So, beyond what I've said here today and what is contained in our written work, I do not believe it is appropriate for me to speak further about the investigation or to comment on the actions of the Justice Department or Congress Mueller also acknowledged he had disagreed with some of Attorney General William Barr's decisions in the release of the report. At one point in time, I requested that certain portions of the report be released Instead, Barr initially released a full-page letter saying there was no finding of conspiracy with the Russians and not enough evidence to pursue obstruction The evidence developed by... Okay alright, I just gotta stop That was really dishonest what Judy just did there

20:47 Yeah, totally. Well let me just play that specifically what Mueller said about what Barr had done was actually giving him a pass like hey attaboy way to go well done Barr you're off the hook I'm retiring you're off the hook here's the clip At one point in time I requested that certain portions of the report be released and the Attorney General preferred to make the entire report public all at once And we appreciate that the Attorney General made the report largely public. And I certainly do not question the attorney general's good faith in that decision." Where was that in the PBS report? No, it wasn't you're right. She was very dishonest. Oh, that's extremely dishonest. This is PBS without Gwen Ifill Yeah, this true Alright, I just have a couple of clips and then I have some analysis which are able to find

CHAPTER 08 / 47 Discussion

Russian Intelligence Indictments, DNC Server Hacking Claims

The investigation into Russian interference is scrutinized, specifically the allegations that military officers used cyber techniques to hack the DNC. The summary challenges the "sophisticated" nature of the attack, citing experts like William Binney who suggest the data was moved via a physical thumb drive rather than a remote hack.

dnc· crowdstrike· guccifer· wikileaks· russian intelligence

21:40 And the first was really the difference between what everyone's focusing on, which is guilt or not-guilt of the president in obstruction and really what he said about the Russians. Just to reiterate When you indict someone, that doesn't mean they're guilty. It means that hey you've got to come to court and we're going to see if you're guilty or not You can indict Russians and they're not gonna come there during Moscow whatever their Their in st.. Petersburg at the IRA They're not gonna show up But still Mueller gives them a lot of professional courtesy as alleged by the grand jury alleged itement Russian intelligence officers who are part of the Russian military

22:24 launched a concerted attack on our political system. The indictment alleges that they use sophisticated cyber techniques to hack into computers and networks used by the Clinton campaign." Now, this was factually true technically dishonest of him to say this it was the DNCC in the DNC computer server which the FBI never had an original copy Of they received a copy from CrowdStrike, the Ukrainian owned company It was not specifically Hillary Clinton's campaign emails. Well that's why I say it was factually

23:09 It was Hillary Clinton's campaign because the emails showed that the DNC was rigging it for Hillary. Right, and the other breach was an unsophisticated spear phishing attack against Podesta. Now let's stop for a second though and remind everybody that the original attack on the DNC was shown by people like NSA's Binny and others... Everybody who has looked at it and its move to a thumb drive and that is how it got out It wasn't stolen over the net because of bandwidth which was not high enough

23:48 All these calculations have shown that it had to be put onto a thumb drive and that's how it got snuck out of there. And again, this is all alleged you hear? Well, alleged or not alleged still not sophisticated when he goes on as a sophisticated attack making it sound like the Russians use the internet to steal the DNC documentation when all evidence Shows that it was moved to a thumb drive at 3.0 thumb drive some you know, this is a USB Drive because because you didn't have the bandwidth to move all that data off there in that short time period according to The logs its cyber techniques To hack into computers and networks used by the Clinton campaign they stole private information And then released that information through fake or

24:35 online identities. This phrase, I'm not quite sure what he means by that fake online identities. Guccifer Yeah but so what's fake about it? Maybe it wasn't really Russian maybe it wasn't Ukrainian Bulgarian whatever was supposed to be It's just specious what he is saying here Well its very specious and the guccifer thing has never been straightened out to my liking No Some guys in jail And we've never it's never been explained to us who is guy is organization WikiLeaks and then and I love this little part so released identities and through the organization WikiLeaks, so they released it through the organization WikiLeaks which assumes complicit behavior. The releases were designed and timed to interfere with our election and do damage a presidential candidate

25:31 And at the same time as the grand jury alleged... I just have to remind everybody, it was damaging because what was going on was damaging. Because they were screwing Bernie Sanders so let's just recall that yeah Russians whoever hacked this released it bad bad bad bad but aren't we happy found out that she was cheating with with the whole top of the Democratic Party to screw other candidates. And at the same time as the grand jury alleged in a separate indictment, a private Russian entity engaged in a social media operation where Russian citizens posed as Americans. In order to influence an election these indictments contain allegations and we are not commenting on the guilt or the innocence of any specific defendant

CHAPTER 09 / 47 Discussion

Presumption of Innocence, No Agenda Best Podcast Logic

Robert Mueller's statement that he could not "clearly" say the President did not commit a crime is compared to the legal presumption of innocence. The hosts use this logic to jokingly claim that because Mueller did not prove No Agenda isn't the best podcast in the universe, it must be the best.

robert mueller· john brennan· presumption of innocence· podcasting· logic

26:27 Every defendant is presumed innocent unless and until proven guilty. So the Russians get this really nice complimentary little bit there from Mueller saying, hey we're not saying they did it! They're presumed innocent everyone's presumed innocent until proven guilty we all know this Or do we? Let's check in with John Brennan. People are innocent until alleged to be involved in some type of criminal activity Oh yeah, that's right! If you're Russian it's a different story but if you're Donald Trump... The report has two parts addressing the two main issues we were asked to investigate The first volume of the report details numerous efforts emanating from Russia to influence the election

27:13 This volume includes a discussion of the Trump campaign's response to this activity, as well as our conclusion that there was insufficient evidence to charge a broader conspiracy. And in the second volume, the report describes the results and analysis of our obstruction of justice investigation involving the president. The order appointing me special counsel authorized us to investigate actions obstruct the investigation. obstruct justice not obstructed justice but could obstruct justice he claims that was in his original mandate I would counter on that but still it's very specific because this was messaging to a whole bunch of other people it could have obstructed justice the order appointing me special counsel authorized us to investigate actions that could obstruct the investigation

28:28 And we conducted that investigation and we kept the office of the acting attorney general apprised on the progress of our work. It has set forth in the report after that investigation, if we had confidence That the president clearly did not commit a crime, we would have said so We did not however make a determination as to whether the president did commit a crime The introduction to the volume two of our report explains that decision. So it's really nice that the Russians are presumed innocent until proven guilty and then this chicken shit line, I mean any lawyer especially a constitutional lawyer would be like what the hell are you talking about? You can't prove a negative! Now you had a really funny tweet what did you say about The No Agenda Show

29:21 Oh yes, the No Agenda Show is according to Mueller because he didn't address it. He could not prove it wasn't the best podcast in the universe. It was not the greatest podcasts in the universe So therefore we are the best podcasts in the universe I had phrased that because thats what everyone's doing they're taking this out of context and saying well he didn't say this thus Well, he didn't say this thus. He didn't say that the No Agenda podcast is not the best podcast in the universe. Thus it must be the best podcast in the universe by same logic. Yes and I dare anyone please find evidence that The No Agenda Podcast is not the best podcast in the universe! You will not be able to prove it

CHAPTER 10 / 47 Discussion

Alan Dershowitz, Special Counsel Mandate Critique

Legal analyst Alan Dershowitz criticizes Robert Mueller for failing to reach a definitive conclusion on indictment. The discussion explores whether a special counsel should continue an investigation once it is determined that a sitting president cannot be federally charged while in office.

alan dershowitz· robert mueller· impeachment· constitutional law· congress

30:05 Here's Alan Dershowitz. First of all, no prosecutor could ever say that a person is guilty because prosecutors only hear one side of the case they don't have their evidence cross-examined there's no defense lawyer there's no opportunity to challenge there's no due process so all a prosecutor can ever say is there sufficient evidence to indict let's move it to the next step which is a trial. Look, one point that's clear is if you cannot indict a sitting president why do you have a special counsel to investigate a sitting president? Special counsel are not supposed to just make history right for the future they're supposed to decide one issue Is there sufficient evidence to indict

30:44 or isn't there and if Mueller says that's a mood issue what was he doing? He should have ended this investigation the day they determined that there was no evidence of collusion and he continued it on, and on, and on. And that was a serious mistake. Now this is... This is stuff you need to understand! He doesn't determine if someone's guilty or not. He can indict, he can say I have probable cause when you take someone to court and and I hadn't even considered the whole idea of well if you know up front that you indict a sitting president, then why are you even investigating it? Because it's all messaging and it's all cover-up. And this was the last part of his cover up of his mop-up operation which we'll get to and reiterate once again in a few minutes little messaging hello hello Democrats I'm

31:35 I want you to make a big stink so we can make sure no one finds out what this is really about. I'm gonna give you some information, some breadcrumbs! The department's written opinion explaining the policy makes several important points that further informed our handling of the obstruction investigation Those points are summarized in our report and i will describe two of them for you First, the opinion explicitly permits the investigation of a sitting president because it is important to preserve evidence while memories are fresh and documents available. Among other things, that evidence could be used if there were co-conspirators who could be charged now." And second the opinion says that the Constitution requires a process other than the criminal justice system

32:26 to formally accuse a sitting president of wrongdoing. Oh, well done! Well done Robert! Yeah you gave the machine just the amount of red meat it needed It just keeps spinning all the way up to the elections This is meddling in our elections right here and now he extracts himself as he waves off You can't make me testify You can't subpoena me I'm Bob Mueller At one point in time I requested that certain portions of the report be released The Attorney General preferred to make the entire report public all at once. And we appreciate that the Attorney General made the report largely public, and I certainly do not question the Attorney General's good faith in that decision. Now I hope and expect this to be the only time that I will speak to you in this manner. I am making that decision myself

33:22 No one has told me whether I can or should testify, or speak further about this matter. He noticed he doesn't say no one has mentioned if i can be forced to testify in this matter This guy is above the law literally There's been discussion about an appearance before Congress Any testimony from this office would not go beyond our report It contains our findings and analysis And reasons for decisions we made We chose those words carefully and the work speaks for itself. And the report is my testimony I would not provide information beyond that which is already public in any appearance before Congress." And he's out! Beautiful, great extraction so you gave little compliment to Barr He gave the Democrats what they needed to feed the machine for a little bit and he really distorted

CHAPTER 11 / 47 Discussion

Jonathan Turley, Mueller Impeachment Referral Analysis

Constitutional law professor Jonathan Turley analyzes Mueller's press conference on the BBC, describing his legal basis as "confusing at best." Turley suggests Mueller's ambiguity serves as a "wink and a nod" to Congress to begin impeachment proceedings against Donald Trump.

jonathan turley· robert mueller· nancy pelosi· impeachment· censure

34:20 process and explaining to the American people what had really, you know what he really found out which is yeah we got nothing so move on. We got nothing! But I got some great constitutional analysis from Jonathan Turley He is a constitutional professor at George Washington University in this the Spook Academy and I had to go to the BBC to find this You could not...I did not find any except for the Dershowitz who's also you know, he's Mr. Soundbite." This was I thought pretty good. Well for more on today's announcement I spoke with constitutional law professor Jonathan Turley what do you think mr. Muller actually achieved with this statement?

35:04 I'm not sure because there's a lot of curious aspects to the statement. On one hand, Mueller was saying that this policy that you can't indict a president also meant to him that you couldn't reach conclusions on whether a president committed a crime and then led a lot of us to scratching our heads because no one has ever made that argument before Those memos deal only with the prosecution of a sitting president. They say nothing about reaching conclusions, that's what a special counsel does! So Mueller was saying that he basically redefined his role and yet he never intended to reach conclusions on crime

35:40 That was a surprise to everyone. For the last two years, Congress and the Justice Department have been expecting conclusions So why the ambiguity? Do you think he's just kicking the can down the road? Is this actually a referral for impeachment? Well I think that he is clearly indicating that Congress should take this up But the legal basis for what he said in the presser was confusing at best. Even if these memos were ambiguous, the Attorney General of the United States and the Deputy Attorney General his immediate supervisors told him to reach conclusions according to Attorney General Barr

36:18 The Attorney General makes policy of charged justice, so he ignored that. And it led a lot of us wondering what's going on here? He reached conclusions on crimes associated with collusion and then he didn't when it came to obstruction So what can clear this up because Mr Mueller was supposed to be that person Well, now it's in the hands of Congress. But the Democrats are sort of caught in this vortex of their own making you know they have pumped up impeachment but the leadership doesn't want to impeach Donald Trump and they only thing they want less than impeaching Donald Trump is actually removing Donald Trump You know he's good for the Democrats in office

36:57 But this is going to put more pressure on Nancy Pelosi. A lot of Democrats are saying, well what gives? When are you going to start an impeachment inquiry? Is there something that Congress could do that falls short of impeachment but still expresses their displeasure and has some kind of legal weight or what about censure? You really... Censure is really not something the Constitution contemplates. You either impeach and remove a president or you do not And the Democrats have control of the House. They probably could impeach this president, he would then have to stand trial in the Senate But anything short of that is going to be viewed as a victory by Trump What they want to do is investigate every aspect of his life and they're gonna proceed to do that And Mueller certainly gave them support for doing that He kept on saying you know we couldn't rule out a crime

37:48 And it led a lot of us to think, well what exactly are you doing? You're saying that you can't reach a conclusion but you have almost this coquettish way of doing a wink and nod that I can't rule it out. And I thought the whole press conference was a little bit odd and then he refused to take questions so sort of like Moses down from Mount Sinai! Jonathan Turley thank-you very much That's exactly what it was The God and the god Muller came down. I have three clips mm-hmm one let's do the one that addresses this Straight head on which is from PBS, and this is Yamiche who was on the Trump side of this? It's not undecided But she's doing it following that the White House side of it And she has a very interesting

CHAPTER 12 / 47 Discussion

White House Impeachment Strategy, Rand McNally Reference

The White House reportedly views the threat of impeachment as a potential political boon for the 2020 campaign. An MSNBC segment is mocked for using an obscure "Rand McNally" map reference while discussing the "roadmap" Mueller provided for congressional action.

donald trump· nancy pelosi· 2020 election· rand mcnally· msnbc

38:34 And I believe the accurate take on what's going on with Trump. Well, the White House and President Trump really have a simple reaction to the threat of impeachment bring it on. The president is saying that essentially if he were to be impeached that it would help him in its 2020 campaign. White House aides have been telling reporters all day If the president was to be impeached, he would use that in 2020 and possibly even be able to win back the house of representatives from Democrats if he was able to use that message. It's also important to note that the president for a long time has been saying there is deep state conspiracy against him, which of course has not been proven but the idea of an impeachment could actually play into that you can see the president double down on the idea people are very upset about 2016 election and impeachment is just one other thing being added so thats why we're seeing as Lisa noted that democrats are really proceeding cautiously because the president in some ways is saying try me

39:25 impeach me if you want to, but I'm probably going to come out ahead. Yeah, I agree. I agree too. I mean the timing of it... I think Pelosi knows this and I pointed this out in the newsletter that they're going after Pelosi. I think all these clips that we've been seeing are part of the scheme. Yes, of the I'm Not Coherent version created by NBC as far as i know yeah? Yeah and it could have easily been and I saw recently...I tweeted this when I saw it on Twitter a CNN story about her being an idiot and it was one of the worst pictures I've ever seen of her. And there's no reason for CNN, a big Democrat stronghold to make her look so horrible? And I believe there is movement and I think the Justice Democrats could be behind it or any number of groups that want to get the impeachment investigation. Well also you know I was thinking about this

40:24 Pelosi and Schumer, the leaders, they were very clear. We need to take back the House we need to impeach Trump Then we got a lot of excited young Democrats including the Justice Democrats which only two got in but we have an new house and And the women who came in but also the men, but I think that women are most visual today Only wait only to God in but a bunch of others that are in join. Of course they did like Ro Khanna Right, but this is now the new Democrat party and they A. don't have the historical experience of how bad impeachment can be for the party impeaching the opposite side, it can hurt politically They also although they know the history maybe their saying you know what this is the new Democrat Party This is a new world its different now and there going to give it a shot

41:18 But for sure, these videos that showed Polansi...Polansi? Yeah. Nancy Polansi as an old bag who doesn't have it together is not in her favor! They're pushing and I think she will have to fish or cut bait And she'll probably fold Maybe she doesn't show any evidence of folding in the past, but she could. I think that these guys also have another couple of thoughts in mind they have... These are young Democrats who you could say foolish

41:54 They have a constituency that is probably talking to in their ear saying, hey when you're going to impeach Trump? When are you gonna impeach Trump and they have to assuage these people even though there's just maybe a loud mouth minority of the people that voted for him. And so they're all in on this. I mean, these people are serious and other people like Elizabeth Warren who actually doesn't have to vote on this because she's not in the House but they've gotten on the bandwagon because of the base as they call it. Yeah, Kamala Harris... Nothing changed nothing in the report changed all of a sudden Kamala Harris, Cory Booker, they're like oh yeah it's time to impeach we gotta impeach Bob gave us the blessing God Bob! This was

42:39 perceived as such, I have two clips from MSNBC pretty much saying what you said. Could start with let's play the second clip this is MSNBC2 and this is what they're... They had a six pack of people up on the screen and they're all going on and on trying to interpret Mueller said and everyone agrees that Mueller was hint-hint nudge-nudge impeach! This was one of my top line takeaways After he said, I am not permitted to indict the president. He went on to say that requires a process other than the criminal justice system to formally accuse of President of wrongdoing. You don't need to be Rand McNally to see that roadmap. Rand McNally? What kind of reference is that who's ran? Who's Rand McNally

43:31 Well, apparently unbeknownst to you, Rand McNally was one of the great map-making companies. And he was referencing them even though nobody uses Rand McNally maps anymore That's pretty obscure by today's terms I want to hear it again You don't need to be Rand McNally to see that roadmap He was virtually announcing Congress do your job Shining light on the bread crumbs All right, that's where we stand and I think it'll be interesting. And I think they're gonna...I think It's gonna be...we're gonna get to see how strong a leader Pelosi is if she can keep this from happening Now everybody...if she folds what she might like you said who I don't think she will but if she does It's going to be great for the show Well, it's all good for the show A reminder as we put our no agenda hats on little tighter

CHAPTER 13 / 47 Discussion

Section 702 Queries, Obama Administration Spying Allegations

The discussion focuses on documents alleging that FBI consultants conducted illegal Section 702 queries on American citizens between 2012 and 2016. Joe DiGenova claims on WMAL that the intelligence community is in "full resistance" to disclosing these activities to Attorney General Bill Barr.

fisa· section 702· nsa· barack obama· bill barr

44:32 This has nothing to do with the Russians, it has nothing to do with Trump even. It has to do with the fact that The Obama administration was caught by the NSA and the FISA court And I put the documents in the show notes again under the heading of any collusion where you can see that between 2012 and 2016, four years long for FBI consultants meaning they were not FBI. They consulted on behalf of the FBI I'm informed it might they might have actually been contracted by Susan Rice We'll find out eventually that stuff is all redacted in the documents they were

45:16 using 702 queries about queries on American citizens in the NSA database, which is against the law. It's the number one thing that wasn't supposed to happen with this type of collection and it- The rate which is called an error rate in the documents was 85 percent meaning that 85% between these four years of what these four contractors were looking at was actually spying on American citizens. That needed to be covered up and they were spying on Democrats! They were spying on, yeah they also were spying on Trump eventually until they got caught which is they had to shut it down. That was I think in April of 2016 and that's why we had to bring in the Steele dossier to make it all look like uh...it was all above board and I'm on the beat with Joe DiGenova who now this is, there's a radio station in DC WMAL

46:18 And they have a morning show called Morning on the Mall. That would be the mall of... Yeah, the mall. The mall is... Duh-Mall! It's Duh-Mall and I have two clips because he explains it so well. So this one is self explanatory You are watching the quintessential Washington power battle. And here's the problem for the agencies, the FBI and CIA They have one disadvantage They can leak to The Post and The Times But they do not have subpoena power and Bill Barr does We are headed toward a gigantic fight

47:08 The intelligence community, which includes the FBI is in full resistance to disclosing what they did during the presidential campaign. But here's the other problem they have and their very fearful of. The FISA court has already found that there was political spying going on starting in 2012 not 15 not 16 Twelve. Why was that spying going on in the Obama administration? The FBI and the CIA desperately fear that if these disclosures become publicly known in a wide-ranging way, their powers may be cut back. FISA may be restricted and some additional people may go to prison. Christopher Wray is now standing in the way of history. Make no mistake about it

48:07 Christopher Wray has become an enemy of the people. And the president is doubling down on his declassification, heating up this war between the Department of Justice and the intelligence community. The Attorney General is one of the most respected people in this country, and he has been for a long period of time. He's going to look at a lot of documents Some he might find interesting, maybe he'll find none interesting. But for over a year people have asked me to declassify So what I've done is I've declassified everything He can look And I hope he looks at the UK, and I hope he looks at Australia. And I hope he looks at Ukraine. I hope he looks at everything because there was a hoax that was perpetrated on our country. It's the greatest hoax... Excuse me! Excuse me! It's the greatest hoax probably in the history of our country and somebody has to get to the bottom of it We'll see You gotta appreciate it

CHAPTER 14 / 47 Discussion

NSA Database Access, Spying on Journalists

Joe DiGenova explains that the Obama administration allegedly accessed NSA databases to unmask and leak information about Americans. The hosts speculate that this surveillance extended to political opponents like Mitt Romney during the 2012 election and various journalists.

nsa· mitt romney· barack obama· 702 queries· journalism

49:09 I'm surprised he didn't say the greatest hoax in the history of the world. He wants that! He also used the word treason to accuse these guys, I don't have a clip but he said He called it treason. These people were treasonous and tried to overthrow the government. No, that is actually treason. It was right after he said that we had this quick presser from Mueller I don't think that was a coincidence. Oh! I missed that sequence very good back to Genoa with the one minute Final explanation again of what this is really all about. Joe, on whom are they spying in 2012? I want to go back to the FISA warrants you said the FISA warrants go back to 2012 No no these are not FISA warrants. These are illegal access

49:56 to NSA databases about American citizens. They are called Section 702 queries. 702 is a section of the National Security Act which allows searches under FISA for certain information about Americans, but it must be minimized and it must be kept very very secret in fact those inquiries made by four FBI contractors were illegal. Those queries were made about Americans, those queries were used to unmask Americans, those queries were then used to use the unmasked information to leak information to the press about Americans this is what they really fear." Dan I think will also see there was some spying on journalists and other people maybe some podcasters

50:55 One or two. Maybe now the 2012 of course would be the Romney election and they would be spying on him because he's such an idiot that guy is just I don't know what his problem is but somebody turned him somehow, cause he's pretty much on the other side of this argument yeah 2012 you know Obama do see a situation like this in And you're dealing with the FBI, which has a tradition of blackmail. But also the Obama administration was throwing journalists in jail and I think in this time frame they were doing that...were they not? Yeah, I believe they've been throwing people in jail from the get-go It'll all eventually come out on The Watch Will anyone go to jail? Unlikely We'll see Unlikely

CHAPTER 15 / 47 Discussion

Joe Biden Cranial Aneurysms, 2013 Surgery Details

A 2013 clip of Joe Biden describes his experience undergoing surgery for two cranial aneurysms. Biden recounts the surgeon's grim humor regarding mortality and morbidity, leading the hosts to question why his medical history isn't receiving more scrutiny in the 2020 race.

joe biden· neurosurgery· 2020 election· health· aneurysms

51:54 Well, since we have a few minutes left maybe we should look at the 2020 field. Anything from the Cosmogweenie? Nothing new. I think the last update was probably two weeks ago, and I have nothing new going on this is same. I still believe Hillary's number two Joe Joe number one I presume no no Sanders is number one. Oh, I don't believe it. I don't believe in nonsense about Joe. I pulled an old clip about Joe oh Old clips about Joe are great clips. Old Joe, old Joe clips OJC everybody Yeah old Joe you know we laughed about him a lot You know just all in jest We love old Joe but now Joe is serious and I think this clip will show that he cannot He cannot be president

52:50 Unless we have a really, really well selected vice president on the ticket. We return to 2013... I had two cranial aneurysms and they literally had to take the top of my head off. We don't have to go any further in the clip than that! The top of the man's head has been taken off twice Twice. I had two cranial aneurysms and they literally had to take the top of my head off, I mean they'd take a saw and they cut your head off... His head was cut off! Not the top, they cut his damn head off John The man's head has been separated from his body he cannot be president this is truly impeachable. I had two cranial aneurysms and they literally had to take the top of my head off I mean you take a saw and they cut your head off

53:39 and go in to find the artery that is one was leaking, the other that hadn't before it burst. Those of you who are docs know there's a every profession has their sick jokes. The joke among docs is how do you know someone had an aneurysm? On the autopsy table only 20% of people haven't even get to the table Well, one of the fascinating things is that the second operation after the first one which was a bleed and they gave me relatively low chance of surviving I remember going down to Doc asking the doc and you know your count in the ceiling tiles as we're heading into the operating room. A lot have been there And uh... I said doc what are my chances? I had two great neurosurgeons and i'll never forget it will not mention his name he's one of leading neurosurgeon in the world

54:32 He said, Senator for mortality or morbidity? And I'm thinking... I swear to God. I said let me put it this way was a long road to the operating room. It's an absolutely true story. What are my chances of getting off this table and being completely normal He said, well your chances of living are a lot better. And her head is gone. So no one brings this up? Hey how were you medical? I never thought about this... If Trump had his head taken off anything if Trump had his head opened up and taken off that this would be like you'd have 3d graphics we'd have Sanjay Gupta showing how you remove the top of the head

55:31 Come on, it's a beautiful thing. It's beautiful. Wow that's a good one I'll give you uh borderline clip of the day for that well i should accept that See I did have something else for 2020 and I don't really have anything good um Well I do have a since you took your time giving something You know, kind of slam Joe. I always slam Kamala, Camila whatever you want to call her. Listen to this. This is her ideas. Here's a person who is illegal

CHAPTER 16 / 47 Discussion

Kamala Harris, Reproductive Rights Act Proposal

Senator Kamala Harris proposes a "Reproductive Rights Act" that would require states with a history of anti-abortion legislation to seek pre-clearance from the Department of Justice. The hosts criticize the proposal as an unconstitutional federal overreach into state legislative powers.

kamala harris· roe v wade· abortion· department of justice· constitution

56:13 She's an attorney. This is the most unconstitutional thing I've ever heard from anyone California Senator 2020 presidential hopeful Kamala Harris says if elected she'll require states trying to pass anti-abortion measures that could violate Roe v Wade to get preclearance through the federal government similar to the Voting Rights Act Wait a minute, how is it similar to the Voting Rights Act? What is the rule with the Voting Rights Act. Well I don't know that's not in play anymore. It hasn't been renewed and I don't know what that refers to. It has something to do with laws against voting. The Justice Department takes a look at them because there's a Voting Rights Act but there isn't an act like this for abortion legislation and states can do whatever they want! No no no no... Not in Kamala's book

57:07 No, now you got to go through the feds to pass a law. Similar to the Voting Rights Act this is Senator Harris speaking to Lawrence O'Donnell during an MSNBC town hall Tuesday night about her proposed Reproductive Rights Act I'm going to put in place and require that states that have a history of passing legislation that is designed to prevent or limit women's access to reproductive health care, those laws have to come before my Department for Justice for review.

57:42 and approval, and until we determine that they are constitutional they will not take effect. Yeah she's gonna do that with an unconstitutional act it's great! Not the Department of Justice My my department of justice She is already there She is going to be a gem as president She's already in she's already there Why don't you just might as well elect E D Amin Alright Nobody gets that joke. No, I do when you said well you know I lived in Uganda just as Idi Amin was coming in that's why I had a whole different response to that in my mind and it was...I remember leaving in a haste

58:26 If you remember, these states are supposed to operate kind of... Each state has got its own thing and if you don't like what they're doing there. Move to another state! Move to another state! You move into other states even though it's impractical in most cases Or here is a crazy idea Why don't you vote out the A-holes that are doing stuff you don't like? It's just a crazy idea There seems to be.. Let me write that down I think anyone should have thought about this They should teach that at school But the other thing that goes on is, for example Netflix boycotting Georgia for its production of movies. Oh yeah this is virtue signaling of the highest order!

CHAPTER 17 / 47 Discussion

Netflix Georgia Boycott, Kristen Wiig Spy Slut Theory

Netflix Chief Content Officer Ted Sarandos threatens to rethink the company's investment in Georgia following the state's passage of a six-week abortion ban. The hosts discuss the list of celebrities joining the boycott, including Kristen Wiig and David Simon.

netflix· georgia· abortion ban· kristen wiig· ted sarandos

59:02 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize there was actually a clip of that." I'm like, yeah! Great! That's crazy! Netflix is the first major studio to threaten a boycott of Georgia in the wake of its passage of a six-week abortion ban earlier this month. Chief Content Officer Ted Sarandos said Tuesday it would work with the ACLU to fight the law in court and would quote, rethink Netflix entire investment in Georgia if the law goes into effect High-profile filmmakers and production companies including Kristen Wiig, David Simon Mark Duplass Ron Howard killer films have said they will boycott Georgia a major hub for film and television production because of the new law. Oh And unfortunately those were exactly the projects the Obamas had all lined up and ready to go oh well We'll just have to delay him Why is Kristen Wiig

59:57 At the top of that list. What does she got to do with anything? She's an actress, a comedian... Spy slut Could be You never know And with that I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to the man who put the C in cranial head removal John Cee In the morning to you Mr. Adam Curry, in the morning to all of the ships at sea and the beets in the air and the subs in the water and all the dames and knights out there! In the morning to The Troll Room! Hi trolls! It is noagendastream.com where you can join in the fun troll away Sometimes it'll be interesting to us sometimes. It'll just be trolling sometimes you get kicked off its no rules. It's crazy It's experimental everybody loves it Noah agenda stream calm and we love love our trolls also in the morning to The artist who brought us the Obama Netflix cash bag cover art for episode 1141 that title of that was NADster

CHAPTER 18 / 47 Discussion

Donor Thank Yous, Vatican Skip the Line Advice

The hosts thank major donors for their contributions, including wedding gifts for Adam and Tina. A discussion about an upcoming trip to Rome leads to advice on hiring "skip the line" guides at the Vatican to avoid long queues.

vatican· rome· norwegian epic· wedding donation· no agenda art

1:00:57 And this was done by Darren O'Neill. A classic, simple straight sweet right to the point nailed it great Photoshop job Obama Barack and Michelle holding on to bags of photoshopped. That was just a photo No, I'm sorry Darren actually took it found the photo of them holding bags of Netflix cat Netflix cash no agenda art generator commas where we Find all this great art our artists uploader. We always use something fresh new and surprising for our for our album art so it looks good when we show up in Overcast or we show up in the podcast app, or an iTunes and people recognize. And that helps us you know helps us propagate the formula. It's a part of the Value For Value network. It's where everyone pitches in chips in your all producers! It's your show and thank you to all of our artists noagendaartgenerator.com Well we have few people who thank for show what is 1142?

1:01:59 Getting on there. Sir James Barron of class G airspace in Wiley, Texas $519 He's got the Mooney man who still has to go you gotta fly still gonna fly Oh I thought you already been up and no No, better late than never he says Tina and Adam Congratulations to you both And here's too many many many many happy years together John the interview show was exceptional You might have a future in podcasting Thank you for your courage, no jingles no karma. Yes thank you very much Sir James Barron of Class G Airspace with the $519.19 wedding donation it's appreciated on behalf of myself and my wife I thank you very much from the bottom of my heart and my wife's bottom as well. Sir Francis of SRQ Earl of Southwest Florida 399.96 ITM gents given that Adam decided to get hitched

1:02:52 Again, I'm going to break with my biannual donation tradition and forward a little something to commemorate the fact that Adam is now wearing once again the world's smallest handcuffed wedding ring on his fourth metacarpal left hand. So with that in mind, please accept $399.96 in exchange for a dozen invisible no agenda hats Adam Please deliver these by invisible UPS ground and not buy an Amazon drone They're trigger-happy they'd already got on the drone wagon heading to Barcelona tomorrow

1:03:36 to board the Norwegian Epic ship for a family cruise on the Med. Nice! We have a tour of the Vatican planned on Vatican... Let me, I want to give them some advice. A tour of the Vatican? Yeah When those annoying guys come up to you and go skip the line, skip the line, skip the line You wanna skip the line? Hello? Skip the line?! You really-you wanna punch him but go with them, skip the line it's worth it How much they charge? It's about this. They don't really charge more it's just there that they're kind of wranglers and They and it's just annoying is like everywhere skip the line skip the line. They've signed skip the line I got you with your skip to line bag off But if you skip the line and go with them, then you'll actually skip a line. It's worth it huh yeah

1:04:32 Alright, last thing I want to do while in Rome is visit the Vatican but Tim decided that we had to go four kids and four adults for a Vatican Coliseum tour in six hours. What's not to like? It's cool! it's a cool tour really is worth it. I told him that I would not leave the ship unless you wore a mega hat again Which he agreed to do. Excellent! So I'm hoping that we'll end up in some type of altercation that could help to possibly cut our tour short. Notice how no one's gonna come up to you, cut the... oh never mind sir

CHAPTER 19 / 47 Discussion

Malwarebytes Hiring, Lavender Blossoms CBD Products

A producer from Malwarebytes announces cybersecurity job openings in Santa Clara and Clearwater. This is followed by a promotion for Lavender Blossoms, a producer-run site offering CBD salves and alternative health products.

malwarebytes· silicon valley· cbd· lavender blossoms· cybersecurity

1:05:09 I will be back in July for my next biennial installment. Until then, cookies and vodka to all and to all a good night! Sir Francis of SRQ Earl of Southwest Florida Thank you very much sir Francis always great to hear from you that we hear from your twice a year You can just send us an email just drop us note from time the time let's know how you're going for sure. Send us a photo of the altercation Yes thats what we want video would be would be good too Video is good yeah Sir JD, our buddy down here in the Barren of Silicon Valley 333.99. That's right. Your crackpot and buzzkill shows have been including the interview show have been excellent Here are some value for value and keep up the great work Please add me to the birthday list is tomorrow 531 will mark another lap around the Sun for me And as it is 42 plus three plus three laps The numbers compel me to donate today

1:06:03 I could use some of that true goat scream travel and health karma for various family members who will be traveling internationally shortly. We got two of them in a row here. Or are in need of help recovering back home, congrats again to Adam and Tina on their recent noopsuals. John when the heck are you going to get down at the real Silicon Valley to meet up? Soon! Finally, a shout out to all the dudettes named Bernadette and dudes named Ben out there if you think it you've got the cyber chops to be a malware not contact me I'm hiring cybersecurity positions at Malwarebytes in Santa Clara

1:06:42 and Clearwater. So Santa Clara and Clearwater, Florida DM me and he's got his thing is at ID John? That's what I got yeah at idjohn. India Delta john on Twitter yeah yeah And check out links in the show notes What links am i missing a link I'm supposed to put it in there? Let me know if you need a link somewhere Thank you very much, Sir JD. And we'll be doing meetup down Silicon Valley when x is a bunch of Apple guys that listen to the show. Hell yeah. Oh, last time I saw was in Sacramento. You've got

1:07:27 Karma. There's your goat karma and travel. That's the only way I'll ever get Grand Duke Foley out of this house. He's not coming up here. Sir Cal of lavenderblossoms.org, our buddy. Yes sir Cal 333 33 ITM fellas keep up the great entertainment. Please share some karma with us as we're about to start building our new lab slash store whoo, but you appreciated sir Cal of lavender blossoms org lavender blossoms org make sure you check that out if your into yes or anything such as well if you'd like to try an alternative to the pharmaceuticals you've been trying

1:08:07 You know in our household. It's like anything so I got a mosquito bite hey, I got some lavender blossom solve okay Like my muscles is my butts hurts from working out Oh he'd try some some CBD it's its good stuff. It's really And you got to believe in it for it to work. Somebody take the clip my butt hurts from working out I think that's something you can use sir Thomas He asked for something Oh, did he what do you say karma for the store and lab? He says any chance You still have that clip with a Japanese speaking dude calling for a hundred thousand ninjas

CHAPTER 20 / 47 Discussion

Austrian Political Scandal, Sebastian Kurz Government Collapse

The collapse of the Austrian government is discussed following a video sting involving the Vice Chancellor. Theories regarding the involvement of a Russian oligarch's niece or Mossad are mentioned as factors in the downfall of Sebastian Kurz's coalition.

austria· sebastian kurz· mossad· corruption· video sting

1:08:46 I think that's the one. You've got karma! I think he was talking about ninjas, i'm not sure if that was the guy. No. That's the one I got. It sounds like he was constipated Sir Thomas Dan, believing night 284 associate executive producer for Sher-1142 Dear John and Adam, on this rainy day in May I lament the climate crisis and the cold it brings. Such a crazy time everything seems to be upside down you may have heard about the insane stuff that's going on in us Austrian politics. The Russians and Red Bull are meddling." Not just the Russians and Red Bull! Who else? Word is Mossad

1:09:31 Yeah, you know what happens? Sebastian Kurz who I've had my eye on for a while. He's seemed like a real up-and-comer in kind of the nationalist leagues of politics in the EU and even though his party held onto their recent majority they had some video sting on his second-in-command that looked like the guy was taking bribes maybe he was um it's kind of hard to figure out exactly what the back story is, but it kind of collapsed the whole government. And so this... and the word now is that there was maybe a Russian oligarch's niece who was spy-slutting him or it was Mossad I mean there are a lot of different theories out there but for sure there are issues with Austria. Keep it in your pants men! Yes It was..I don't think

1:10:30 thing coming out of the pants, it was something caught on video which looked like corruption and bribery. The young guy that Trump likes so much is gone and now we be ruled by technocrats you two are directly responsible for helping me through this time with a smile on my face while everyone else's heads explode For this service you provide and for one of my own ulterior motives, I'm happy to donate once again. I request new human resource karma from me and my smoking hot wife! I have hit her in the mouth a few weeks ago while on the long drive She didn't hate listening to you guys which came as a surprise to me There's no evidence she does not like us

1:11:10 According to Muller. That's right and since the house buying karma I've requested two years ago worked out brilliantly, I am confident that the new human resource karma will work just as well And maybe you could play the shape-shifting Jews at the end of the show? I always crack up when I hear that one have a great day sir Thomas The Unbelieving Knight I'll play it right now for ya This will get her excited Hello! You've got karma.

CHAPTER 21 / 47 Discussion

Dutch Government Refund, LinkedIn Producer Credits

A Dutch producer donates his government tax refund to the show, sparking a conversation about the value of No Agenda executive producer credits on professional resumes. The hosts encourage listeners to list their production roles on LinkedIn to aid job searches.

netherlands· linkedin· producer credits· value for value· nokia e72

1:11:52 in Mabel Vale, Mabel Vale. Mable, Mable Vale that's it. Mable Vale Arkansas. Been listening a short time but I want to ensure the show sticks around thanks for the entertainment points. Hawk thank you. I'm gonna give Hawk some karma because he gets it. Thank you. You've got karma. Thank you very much welcome welcome to our producer value for value network He left his last name out That's okay Well, Lugi I think is what it is. Lukas Teima! Very good! Teima, Lukas Teima very good And he's in Uxtgit No! Uxt-geist Ustreicht yes The first G is kind of silent

1:12:48 Geest. Oostgeist. Oostreisd, geegiest. You're nailing it so hard. Yeah 250 I'm never gonna get that one he says he mentions on there that has improved over the years but he doesn't think much of the pronunciation yearly podcast feed paid from the Dutch government loot refund corrected with inflation thank you for all the efforts at Adam and John put into the podcast not always with the correct facts what? What are you telling me?! But enough interesting items to make listening worthwhile I found an old Nokia e72 show number 33 listen to and I can only conclude that it provides more value And sounds much better. I don't know what boys talking in that sense. Well, I think he's talking about We probably had my first Nokia E 72 around show number 73 I was in the UK at the time

1:13:43 And I have, you know, I'm using one again. It's my OTG phone that's...I think that's what he is referring to. Anyway actually love hate that true by the way. Yeah. True. That's true! I hear voices when someone uses that word. That's exactly right. It's true it's true keep on podcasting and... Let me give him a little comma. He does have that. He will be our last associate executive producer for show number 42. Thank all these folks for producing show 1142 executive and associate executive producers as listed. That's right, these are valuable credits when you take them where people appreciate them Hollywood is one place

1:14:24 There's multiple places where credits are recognized. Certainly you can use this on your LinkedIn, it does seem to help people get jobs and be recognized and you should be proud of being a producer or executive producer or associate executive producer for No Agenda episode 1142 we will be thanking more people the second half of the show also another show come up in Sunday! You can support the work at vorac.org We are bringing it and breaking it, and its all there for you. You gotta propagate it! Our formula is this... we go out, we hit people in the mouth. Order! Shut up! Shut Up! I have a note. Some controversy has occurred over my promoting of the power line networking. Yes, hopefully this closes the segment. I doubt it

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Powerline Networking Technology, Rural ISP Competition

A producer shares technical details on using powerline adapters to extend internet access across a farm in rural Nebraska. The technology allows for daisy-chaining adapters up to 1,000 meters, providing an alternative to trenching or unreliable Wi-Fi in large outdoor areas.

powerline networking· ethernet· tp-link· fiber internet· nebraska

1:15:33 But there's notes interesting. This is from one of our producers, Mitch explain what this is about again the power line because people are going to be powerline networking which was an old technology that has never really worked very well but recently they've gotten it to work rather well and you use your power lines within the house to do Ethernet to move Ethernet data from one end of the house to the other just by plugging in the wall And it's pretty much a radio signal that is being sent on those wires. That picks it up at the other end and you plug an Ethernet cord right into the plug, and into your device so that you don't have a bunch of Wi-Fi noise and RF all over the place. It does get to the farthest reaches of a house. It doesn't give you full speeds like we had at the beginning because those lines are noisy but it gives you a lot better than normal.

1:16:28 Then you would get from stretching it, or unless you want to mesh your whole place which is like then you just get noise everywhere. I remember hearing he writes about power line technologies in the early 2000s. I live in rural Nebraska and the implications for ISP competition with already existing infrastructure was a big deal, can't remember specifics but I'm sure that cable companies killed it in FCC as a monopoly threat my only current internet provider aside from create crappy satellite is fiber directly to the home with mandatory phone four megabit

1:17:04 down one megabit up for $85. That's the slowest fiber to the home I've ever heard of. Yeah, what is that all about? For $85 a month it's a customer-owned co-op with discussions to go to a true pay per bit unlimited full speed pay per bit. I've always advocated that stupidly as for actual power line adapters i recently pushed internet across a farm I cross the road, can't trench under and there are power line main lines going across the yard which would have made pushing Wi-Fi impractical. I have $150 in the project after contacting TP Link customer service one of their power line adapter operations. I learned that you can daisy chain adapters up to a thousand meters jump." Really? Yeah! That's interesting. That's a kilometer. That's pretty good

1:17:59 Yeah, a thousand meters. Well yeah no it's not at the kilometers A thousand meters is one kilo meter! You're right. Hello? A thousand meters of jump we have a number of deep freezes and old buried lines which I suspect kills my range per jump but it works with acceptable latency potentially you could plug in a ton of extension cords and have internet wherever you need it quickly I don't know if this is being installed commercially. It's like Christmas tree lights! Yeah, exactly that's exactly what it's like. The old-fashioned ones where you take one out the whole thing goes down... I don't know if this is being installed commercially but a bloody well should be makes no sense to install short range redundant copper cat 6 that is reaching similar speeds. I know it's just crazy plug that shit in

1:18:54 And as a father of four kids and under, I have to ask is there a leaky boob donation? Which is a commentary on his wife's... nursing. There is no leaky boob donation, not that I'm aware of. Someone will dream one up! Yeah it'll happen just stay tuned and we don't even have to worry about it but anyway I thought that was kind of interesting now I've talked the other you know they have notched out the 20 meter band and some other bands from these systems to let hams be able to operate while these things are in play Oh who says? Show me some documentation

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Amazon Affiliate De-platforming, Podfather Gear Site

One of the hosts describes being kicked out of the Amazon Associates program after the company deemed his site "not commercially interesting." The discussion covers the loss of affiliate revenue from the Podfather Gear website and the arbitrary nature of platform bans.

amazon affiliates· de-platforming· podfather gear· ups· e-commerce

1:19:31 That's what they say. They, they... I thank they very much and these things are considered that where they don't notch them out there illegal and this would include the British Isles i think these things are illegal right well you know I think it works it works John this could be community-based internet neighborhood net neighbor net I'm thinking we white label this stuff it's an exit Now, a couple of things people should know. I give a little bit of information every time you cannot run the connector. You cannot plug the connector into anything that it's got like one of those what is called a breaker in it? A surge protected... Yeah, you cannot stick it into a surge protected circuit or GS5

1:20:31 Screws with the signal it doesn't by now by the way since we're since were on our tech segment here I am now running a UPS uninterruptible power supply on the studio And? Yeah, it's great. I'm very happy with it! It makes no noise Is it fanless? No, it has a fan but the fan only really kicks in once the power has been off for about 10 minutes then it's gonna want to... well depending on how much you're drawing obviously then it's going to want to recharge and then it gets hot and all kinds of stuff happens But right- but its definitely if because I've had some brownouts here which blew out the system once during the show and once right after

1:21:13 And so I'm really happy. You'll love this, because they're like oh, I'm gonna sign up again for the Amazon Affiliates program because there's so much... you know, I got all that Podfather gear that I put on the podfathergear.com website and it's really... and as I wanted to put this one on as well in the way it works is you click on the link and then if you buy the product then the affiliate gets a fee. What's interesting about the affiliate program When someone clicks on your Amazon link for the next 24 hours anything that person buys you get a piece of So I so I immediately saw like oh my god. I'm making money on Gatorade Some someone was buying all kinds of food products and a book and I'm like this is fantastic It's just I'm racking up the dough $20, but it's like wow this is great I get an email then I want to put this UPS on

1:22:09 And I logged in, and I can't log in. I look for the email... Yeah We verified your page and it's just not commercially interesting You only have old stories from other people. I wrote a whole damn thing about how to set up a podcasting rig! And they're saying no No you don't really have any...you're just no good I got de-platformed. They cut you off because you made 20 bucks? I got de-platformed because they feel that my page is not valuable. You made $20. Well, hey! That guy made money. Let's take it away from him. Yeah... What?! Yeah, I know. I can find the email and read it to ya'. So they don't want your business? No. So they don't want you recommending Amazon products? Not through Amazon apparently no

1:23:05 What is what what word where can you use it? I had one of those affiliate links to they just kicked me off unceremoniously Mm-hmm, but that was years ago For my blog. I think and so I just gave up on it I never went back But I always felt that there was must have been some mechanism which is where its okay To promote something and have you know like on Twitter maybe do you think oh Let me see. I'm trying to see if i can find that email, I may have deleted it. I don't know. It's like... Talking about crazy messages so I got this message which I thought I'd record oh

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Microsoft Spyware Alert Scam, Browser Lockdowns

The hosts detail a common tech support scam involving a fake Microsoft "pornographic spyware" alert. The malicious pop-up locks the user's browser and demands they call a toll-free number to prevent their computer from being disabled by authorities.

microsoft· spyware· tech support scam· browser lock· ip address

1:23:47 And this is the, where's this thing? This is the ominous threatening message from Microsoft. Uh-oh! Are you in trouble again?! Microsoft spyware alert. Poronographic Spyware Riskware detected Error number 0 by 80072EE7 Your computer has alerted us that it is infected with a poronographic spyware or riskware This spyware is sending your financial details credit card details, Facebook logins and personal details to an unknown IP address remotely. Please call us immediately on the toll-free number listed so that our support engineers can walk you through the removal process over the phone

1:24:30 If you close this page before calling us, we will be forced to disable your computer to prevent further damage to our network and will send a copy of this report to the concerned authorities to raise a complaint against your IP address. I'm sure you got on that stick right away! Made that happen. How dumb do they think the public is? Well, unfortunately it works! I don't even know how he got to this particular page. Something triggered it but the page locks down Yeah you have to kill your browser or you can't get out. It's really a... these people should be arrested Speaking of such

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Bilderberg 2019 Participants, Stacey Abrams Attendance

The 2019 Bilderberg meeting in Montreux, Switzerland, features a high-profile guest list including Jared Kushner, Henry Kissinger, and Stacey Abrams. The hosts question why Abrams, a former Georgia gubernatorial candidate, is attending the elite gathering alongside international bankers and tech CEOs.

bilderberg· stacey abrams· jared kushner· henry kissinger· montreux

1:25:15 Today, in Montreux. Montreaux, Switzerland. For the coming four days once again it is the annual meeting of the elites and the new world order! The Bilderberg 2019 Assembly How come Jones isn't there as usual with his bullhorn? Well, it's quite a trip to go to Montreux. Although very nice it's hard to find I've been to Montreal several times for the Montreaux Jazz Festival for the Montreaux... What is that they had the Montreaux Modern... I have different name actually that's where I still have a picture of me Run DMC and The Beastie Boys on stage the first time when they got together to do their

1:26:01 Their collab? But I have the list of participants, and I think it's pretty well known show stance on the Bilderbergers as this is a drinking club. Although it is always interesting to see who shows up and what happens with them you know the tinfoil hat conspiracy theory thinking is Bilderberg this is where the future is determined This is where the next president of the United States is going to be chosen This is where we decide who lives and dies It is truly The Game Of Thrones And I have the list of participants. Let's go through a few, shall we? Where'd you get the A? Where did you get the list and how do you know if it is complete or not? A, I got the list from their website because they publish it. Ooh! Secret organization. It also shows how to do the handshake and everything

1:26:48 So we have James Baker, of course we know him. He was former Secretary of Defense. Jose Barroso he is now a chairman of Goldman Sachs International. He was the president of the European Union. Huh! Funny how that works. We have... Office of the Secretary of Defense, New Space and Technology Projects. Matthew Daniels that's a US person We have chairman and CEO Axel Springer very big media company in Deutschland we have James Ellis who is the Chairman Users Advisory Group of National Space Council lot of space this year

1:27:31 We have Jeremy Fleming who is the director of the British Government Communications Headquarters also known as GCHQ, the spy agency. We have the international president for SEIU, the Service Employees International Union. We have Alex Karp CEO of Palantir Technologies the data mining company Henry Kissinger will be on hand I don't know if he's still alive it's amazing Henry Kravis of KKR the famous barbarians at the gate Jared Kushner will be showing up

1:28:07 As swamp creature numero uno listed as senior advisor to the president of the... Is he bringing Ivanka? Can you bring your spouses to this thing? Only if you wear a mask. His title is Senior Advisor to President, The White House Let's see, we have Megan McArdle, columnist Washington Post. Claire McCaskill a former senator analyst NBC News John Micklethwait, editor-in-chief of Bloomberg. We have Zannie Beddoes, editor in chief of The Economist. Gee I wonder will they be reporting on it? Oh no! I'm sorry they have Chatham House rules and no one is allowed to talk about the club. Hold on a second are you telling me that professional journalists and editors from major newspapers and outlets

1:29:03 are signing non-disclosure agreements and going in and then not reporting anything back to the public, and they think this is okay? Do you consider Bloomberg and The Economist major outfits? Yeah. Then yes! Saja Nadella, CEO of Microsoft. His Majesty the King of the Netherlands! My buddy will be there, of course. Get a report from him I will David Petraeus he is chairman of KKR I didn't know that... Of the KKR Global Institute which is some non-profit bullshit thing or think tank I'm sure We have the chairman and CEO of Total Oil. We have Matteo Renzi, former prime minister of Italy Let's see... we have director of the Potsdam Institute for Climate Impact Research Margritte of course, the Prime Minister of The Netherlands The Dutch are always there Eric Schmidt technical advisor of Alphabet Inc That's the Google guy that's the true spook in the mix

1:30:04 Mustafa Suleyman, who is the co-founder of DeepMind. It's a cornucopia of who's who We have the CEO of Credit Suisse Group we have Peter Thiel, of course, of Thiel Capital Mark Tucker of HSBC We have the president of The Ford Foundation and the one that caught my eye is the founder and chair Of the organization Fair Fight She will be there. Her name is Stacey Abrams, also known as the woman who did not win the governorship in Georgia

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Stacey Abrams Ethics Investigation, Deep Purple History

Stacey Abrams faces a subpoena from the Georgia State Ethics Commission regarding bank records from her 2018 campaign and her "Fair Fight" nonprofit. A brief historical tangent mentions that Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water" was written about a casino fire in Montreux.

stacey abrams· georgia ethics commission· deep purple· montreux· fair fight

1:30:42 That's an interesting catch. I was wondering where you were going with this? What the hell is Stacey Abrams doing at the Bilderberger conference? She was thinking of running for president, you know. Well here's what i'm thinking first of all she's a Council on Foreign Relations member which also is is a head shaker and baffling Now, if you look at her wiki page she's damn impressive. She has written novels under pen names that have sold hundreds of thousands of copies and she writes these really eloquent pieces that say nothing but look really good The former New York banker, you'll recall he said to me, she's no Maxine Waters keep your eye on Stacey Abrams and the reason why I said it is because

1:31:26 banking money behind her. He's a banker, there are bankers here it is the banking candidate I think she's you know what if if I didn't know any better I would say that she's letting everybody duke it out let someone pop the top off of Biden's head and then she'll come in and she'll announce he's running and she has a real shot! No Well, this is where our paths separate. Sundance? She has zero shot she's unlikable as a candidate um she's kind of full of herself and she's probably a spook I don't think she's a spook you know i was looking at her uh at her wiki page

1:32:14 No no i have to look at it. I'll get her for you, I got a habit here. Well she might not be but she sounds suspicious. She's highly educated She was a Harry S. Truman scholar, studied public policy at UT Austin, LBJ School of Public Affairs, Master of Public Affairs, JD degree from Yale Law School. She worked as a tax attorney in a top firm in Atlanta

1:32:56 And, let's see... Her writing was there was something about her writing I wanted to mention because she'd done a lot. She's published articles on public policy taxation and nonprofit organizations under the pen name Selena Montgomery she is the award-winning author of several romantic suspense novels but here's the problem she is about to be investigated by the State Ethics Commission because when I looked, I saw the name Stacey Abrams and it said Chair Fair Fight. And like what is this fair fight? Is that the same...I initially thought this may not be the same Stacey Abrams but Fair Fight is a very interesting entity. It's actually got a couple of entities you have The Fair Fight Foundation at Fair Fight Inc., and The Fair Fight PAC political action committee

1:33:44 And the non-profit, which is a 501c4—I pulled the 990 for us. She's been making $80,000 a year from this nonprofit which has pretty much only promoted her. She is also the chair which is a huge no-no in nonprofit land! If she considers running for anything she has a mess to clean up Well, here it is Stacy. I didn't see this Stacey Abrams under investigation by State Ethics Commission Georgia State Ethics Commission will subpoena bank records from Stacey Abram's 2018 gubernatorial campaign several other groups that helped her to raise money Now I'm just getting this in now so okay well that makes nothing but sense also has not reported 2017 and form 990 which i think is a violation she should be that should be in as of October last year

1:34:40 Yeah, she's unlikable. I agree with you and we've read her stuff and it's just like a lot of beautiful eloquent words saying nothing but We can differ on this. I think that she could be the great hope for the Dems. Camilla Kamala is a much better shot at it. Hmm so She's pulling at what 1% or something? No, she's got more than that She's up there on the list. She's actually on the main list. Okay, anyway I thought it was interesting she'd be there and why wouldn't a politician from Georgia be in Montreux Switzerland? Yeah yeah why not little bit of Montreal trivia history The song Deep Purple's Smoke On The Water was written there when the casino or burned down smoke on the water fire in this guy

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Analog Clock Literacy, Jimmy Kimmel Street Segment

A Jimmy Kimmel "Man on the Street" segment reveals that many young adults and college students are unable to read analog clocks. The hosts discuss the decline of traditional time-telling skills in the age of smartphones and digital displays.

jimmy kimmel· analog clocks· education· man on the street· tell time

1:35:45 Oh, that was about the casino burn down? Yeah. They were recording there There was a recording studio in the casino I think it may still be there Queen owned it after the fire And they were recording and if you hear this song we all went down to Montreux and then singing about how they're recording in the studio and then studios on fire and Then if you've been to Montreau you see these smoke on the water Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure the elites. Yes, drunken elite. That's where most of the elites go to have their blood recycled you go up in the mountains there you can't go to Montreux. Bring a couple teenagers with ya and then you're successful. Younger, younger John much younger no 11 or 12 are the best. Twelve okay twelve year olds.

1:36:34 Twelve-year-olds are the ones you really want their blood and give them your blood circulate that baby. Just pump it pump it pump It here's a gears a couple hundred bucks come on those kid Yes, so Merkel here I got a good one couple of things sure they could be This is a tantra monk okay Jimmy Kimmel does one of his little bits where they go out into the street in this case They just have a clock a regular old-fashioned brown clock. An analog clock? Oh, okay. An analog clock and there's not one kid or college student in the vicinity that can read it When I was a kid you know you learn in school how to tell time they'd have the thing with all the clocks and yet the right in the time but now we all have phones and we just look at it we know what made me wonder if young people even know how to read our old time clock anymore You know the round things with hands

1:37:30 Anyway, we went on the street. We asked people to tell us what time it is using an analog clock and It's time to find out how they did in tonight's edition of can you do it? I got a question for you sure can you look at this and tell me what time it is oh no No yeah Like 37. Is that? Okay, it's 2... I want to say 40 no not 45 Chris let me ask you this when do you go to college? UC Arlington You wanna say anything to your teachers back in college Not at all because they're gonna be so disappointed that i have not read a clock like this since elementary school Let me see okay Oh man It is 8 10 8 20 8 15 8 17 No

1:38:32 AM or PM? Wow. Yeah, of course it's man on the street you can pull out anything you want Well you can but they did with the point and but I'm in on it I think that there's no doubt that most people and the words that he didn't use properly was tell time That's what he used to refer to is not like looking at her watch this as 1203 You have to look at the clock right and tell time I don't think half the kids can do it. There was another man on the street that, and I may have clipped it but it was Fox News, I guess Fox & Friends in the morning and the clip... The way it was presented, the reason why I thought it was interesting is look at this guy whatever his name is Fox & Friends he's going down the street no one cares about him! No one gives a shit! No wants to talk to him! It was you know kind of like hating on Fox & Friends so I look at the clip

1:39:31 And the guy is trying to stop people, but they're all on their phone and they got the earbuds in. They don't even...they just look over some guy randomly talking and they just keep walking because they're all on their phones! All on there phones! Also I was listening to this... Kimmel had that nice little music here. Do you have it here? Tell us what...and find out how they did it in tonight's edition of Can You Do It?! You do it! And I heard that and I'm like, you know it reminds me of our old game show. Do you remember our game show? Uh... Win Drone or Die? Win Loose Or Drone That's right everybody this is where we pull one lucky contestant from the audience. You will be running and you will win if you want to ride with a drone but if not you lose all! Win Loose Or Drone

CHAPTER 28 / 47 Discussion

Alex Jones Superstitions, Flight of the Valkyries

The hosts compare their show's superstitions, such as playing "Flight of the Valkyries" with specific lyrics, to those of Alex Jones and professional baseball players. The discussion touches on the ritualistic nature of broadcasting and performance.

alex jones· flight of the valkyries· cinco de mayo· superstitions· baseball

1:40:30 Yeah, screw you. He stole it from us! Screw you Kimmel Our show is better Well talking about people stealing stuff from us Do you know that when Alex Jones starts his radio show he talks about FEMA Region 6? Yeah I probably stole that from him Oh well that's been going for long But did he... what about this here play the Alex Jones tell me what the back song is he's playing on your show It's probably Flight of The Valkyries I'm just guessing Okay, hold on. I'm getting there. Hold on. Alright our devastating victories against the globalists here and abroad are so incredible So historic

1:41:12 That words can hardly describe the victories we're having. Does he have the version that goes Cinco de Mayo though? He does not have the song version, he doesn't have this spoken word version. It's just the old one is just regular ones if y'all are wondering what were talking about before we start before we hit play and record at the same time on the recorder here for your show now on the stream it's become a an OCD thing, superstition of mine to play the Flight of the Valkyries and then I have to add the lyrics. The singing version? Yes, the singing version correct. I have to add the lyrics Cinco de Mayo at the right point otherwise we won't have a good show

1:41:56 And we've been doing this for how many years? A long time. That's one of many superstitions that we're dealing with here is as if he's a, you know in baseball. Baseball players are the worst for this sort of thing. Oh about superstition? Socks! Not shaving or shaving having sex not having sex I personally like to have sex the night before the show and i always make sure that I mention Works baby for the show Speaking of Jones. There's a couple of deep platforming Deep platforming news and different things happening in the purge in Purge space first of all, and this is this comes down to really how

CHAPTER 29 / 47 Discussion

Amazon Small Supplier Purge, Marketplace Shift

Bloomberg reports that Amazon is purging small suppliers in favor of bulk orders from major brands like Lego and Sony. Small vendors are being forced to move to the Amazon Marketplace, where they must manage individual sales rather than selling in bulk directly to the company.

amazon· bloomberg· small business· e-commerce· procter and gamble

1:42:50 No one should be trustworthy of internet Silicon Valley technology platforms because you start to rely on it, you can get screwed. Now the Yellow Vests just before the European election started they have a Facebook group with 350 thousand members Yeah, that was frozen. No one could post it was just what it was no one could follow up nothing they froze that why You're not gonna get an answer But it seems obvious they just want to shut down discourse or whatever It's a version of deep platforming the Amazon though is They're doing something pretty scary they are purging their small suppliers

1:43:38 I don't know. And you probably know more about this than I do how Amazon works, but I guess that a certain they previously they would maybe buy up some stock, you know some of your stuff and then they'd sell it That is now apparently going to be over. They will do it only, you will move down to the marketplace where you just sell on a piecemeal piece by piece basis which is going to cost I think it's gonna cost a lot more and you probably won't be surfaced and other things will get positioning in search etc so they're kind of I mean that the Bloomberg headline is literally Amazon purges small suppliers for Procter & Gamble Sony and Lego bulk orders

1:44:22 Are you familiar how the selling works on Amazon? Not completely. JC, Buzzkill Jr., has been looking into it and he's got a friend that works there too and there is a lot of layers to it and their way of selling stuff on there or reselling stuff on there Well, you can be a small or big vendor and you have to pay a certain fee. And they also do just drop shipping for you and you can hire them to do that. And then for an extra fee they'll put your stuff in there online so not only use them for drop shipping but you can use them for pick-and-pack

1:45:02 dropshipping, pick and pack and cataloging. And so everything's fee based and they're trying to move to more of that sort of thing so they don't have to be responsible for the prime and all the rest. Right? Well it seems like it's put a lot of people out of business already. Oh wouldn't surprise me. Yeah. But any examples? Um well there's this story... The Bloomberg Story obviously has some examples uh let me see what but it's just you know like some small guy until you Where is it here? And there's also this possibility that I don't know this for a fact, but knowing the way they operate it seems to me that if you're like double dipping. In other words you have... You don't have a real story not a real company just selling stuff and your selling stuff on Amazon and your selling stuff on eBay they might take out right like that. The mom-and-pops that are with us or not you're not with us yeah the mom-and-pops that have long relied and this is why it's important

1:46:02 The mom and pops that have long relied on Amazon for a steady stream of orders will have to learn a new way of doing business on the web store. Rather than selling in bulk directly to Amazon, they'll need to win sales one shopper at a time." It's one of the biggest shifts in Amazon's e-commerce strategy since it opened the site to independent sellers almost 20 years ago. While the plan could be changed or canceled, it is currently moving forward. Let me see... I'm looking for an example for you but I think that says right there. That's really what's going on You can also be de-platformed off of other technology platforms, literally. Uber and here's a recent story...

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Uber Rider Ratings, Austin E-Scooter Fines

Uber announces a new policy to deactivate riders with low ratings, which the hosts liken to a social credit score. In Austin, a host's sister was fined $20 by an e-scooter company for failing to park a Bird bike in a designated upright position.

uber· social credit· e-scooters· austin· bird bikes

1:46:45 Well, starting today Uber is going to be giving the boot to riders who have low ratings. A significant change of the company's previous policies The ride-sharing company says it's new policies about holding both riders and drivers accountable. Uber has not disclosed what ratings will get riders deactivated in their term but is this a good move by uber? I think it is because uber trying to clean itself up there was an uber driver that unfortunately murdered a passenger so when you get rid of some of these on both sides it's not just the drivers what kind of qualifications get you booted? that's the thing they list out bad behavior there is you can't insult the drivers, you can't yell, you can't vomit I don't know if Scott asked that and you cannot have sex with a driver either. There is a whole list... oh thats it! Im moving to Lyft You cant have sex with an Uber driver. So I got you booted from uber well in case your wondering but Heather Glenn so its actually moving towards a social score yep

1:47:42 Good point. Yeah, I mean low rating social score yeah it's gonna be stuff like that. Well that's what's happening and well i will say you know Willow my sister Willow of course everyone who came to Austin had not been to Austin or hadn't really experienced the e-scooter rage in Austin was running around uh you know in the ways in a day surrounding our wedding And having a good time and snapping selfies. And I was pleased to hear that Willow got a fine from, I think she was using the bird bike, the e-scooter... She had not returned it or parked it in a proper place and they fined her!

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Newark Panhandling Tickets, Austin Homelessness Debate

Newark, New Jersey, begins ticketing drivers who give money to panhandlers, issuing $50 fines to reduce traffic risks. This sparks a debate between the hosts regarding the severity of the homelessness crisis in Austin compared to the "tent cities" of San Francisco and Seattle.

newark· austin· panhandling· homelessness· fines

1:48:26 They've caught her? Well, because it and not the authorities the company itself. Oh because it's got a GPS on it. Yeah so that's good you know I like that hey if you don't put it back properly or in the right place or upright... What was the fine? I think it was 20 bucks hmm this pretty well that's pretty serious It's pretty serious. Then there was another, this is a good great news story that Newark New Jersey is leading the way in something that I really hope Mayor Adler of Austin will consider implementing Maybe even something for California. Well, you may want to think twice before giving money to panhandlers in Newark Police there will now be ticketing drivers They say are posing safety risks and delaying traffic by stopping to give money police have issued 90 summonses in just the last few weeks and that comes with a $50 fine plus court costs the city says that this is all part of a larger plan to help the homeless and

1:49:24 Newark Hope One, a police mobile unit will also try to keep panhandlers off the streets by offering services to get them help. I would love for this to be implemented in Austin Already the Austin Downtown Alliance, which I do like the Austin Downtown Alliance because they keep the streets clean. They have people out there sweeping up and keeping it all tidy but they're already like oh no you can't do that! That would just prolong people's experiencing homelessness No we got to stop with this You cannot go anywhere in Austin Stop at any light without people begging for money

1:50:05 And it's coordinated. I see the guys on Sunset Valley Road and Old Torf, they each got a corner, they switch around, it's coordinated, they're sharing smokes... come on! It is business for them." Well- I like this idea of ticketing. You have a comment to make because you were talking about the homeless situation and there's just noticeable there. I think that scooter thing is more horrid than the, which is something we don't have in San Francisco because San Francisco has got too many hills. You start going downhill on those scooters you'd be hitting 80 by the time your down at the stop sign and I would like to see that but the homeless situation in Austin which is getting bad is nothing

1:50:56 Nothing compared to the homeless situation around here with the tent cities and the streets just filled with poop. There's nothing, there's not even close, not even close! You're not even in the top 10 What do you mean? In terms of a mess. It's not that bad in Austin, I mean there are couple areas around the bus terminal Alright alright you have no idea what your talking about You don't live here so your just wrong on that Your just wrong I took a drive around purposely to look into the situation based on some people who had done some research and they... Yeah okay Well then your now mayor congratulations! You're doing a fine job I love what you've done with this city

1:51:44 Well, I'm not...I didn't see it. I go to Seattle, I can see it there's like whole cities on the outskirts of town like a shantytown but just didn't see it Okay Thank you just you know your harsh No! I am not harsh I gave money to people as you know on the street for years and in Austin I finally got tired of seeing the same damn guy asking for money no improvement yeah need this for socks yeah I need this to get my job No. I'm just saying, does a guy ever...I think you're irked because he never acknowledged the fact that you gave him money? Is that right? No, no! I am not irked at all. It doesn't improve anything it only makes it worse. It sounds harsh. That's not true. So we need to stop the giving if we're not going arrest people for panhandling and openly doing drugs then at least stop the other, stop the supply

CHAPTER 32 / 47 Discussion

Gab.com Federation, Mastodon Social Network Blocking

Gab.com announces it will federate using the ActivityPub protocol, allowing it to interact with other decentralized social servers. The move is met with resistance from Mastodon administrators who pre-emptively block Gab, highlighting the ongoing conflict within open-source social networks.

gab· mastodon· federation· activitypub· open source

1:52:40 I don't understand why they don't stop them from doing drugs. There's needles all over the place! Well, here it is because we're trying to be little San Fran... Little Frisco. And then finally some big news and I predicted this would happen and people laughed at me Gab.com, gab you know who make that browser? Are you using the Decentre browser now? Yes I am it's an excellent product Outstanding isn't it It's so fast So lightweight Super fast and it does everything Brave is without having this kind of uncomfortableness to it Yeah exactly Everything about Brave that you liked And not all the weight that was just chugging it down So really liking this

1:53:27 So Gab.com is the Twitter clone that they created, which was immediately dubbed as, oh that's where the Nazis are! It's all great! And it's where people go when they're deplatformed That's where Laura Loomer is and Alex Jones But also there's art groups and other things on there. It's not just Nazis They are, they are... There's probably no Nazis on there. No I think there is some, you know this like 4chan memes and stuff but yeah okay but it said their policy is you know we don't kick you off unless you're doing something that would violate the term the constitutional terms of free speech they have announced this morning they're going to federate

1:54:17 And I knew this would happen and think it's fantastic. So you know the mastodon, noagendasocial.com is our own server, it's our own little place where we have our own Twitter-like social network clone, and it's open source. Anyone can set it up and you have this federation where anyone else with a server in the community you can follow each other and post and reply cross servers through this thing called ActivityPub which is open source. It's kind of I would say it's the piece that RSS has always been missing as a piece that acts An arbiter to make sure that you see the messages you're supposed to see if you're following someone.

1:55:02 As an administrator, as an individual you can silence someone so it's kind of mute. You don't see anything from them. You can block them but as administrator you can block an entire server noagendasocial.com almost within a week of inception was blocked by people who said literally called us KKK Nazi quadroons And with this news, the main guy behind the open source development of Mastodon immediately... Well! I'm going to block them. All administrators should pre-block them make sure you're ready to block them because they're alt rights. They're blocked and blocked. So are they gonna block Gab? Yeah

1:55:52 So they can't federate with gab because they're all right. Yeah, well I mean anyone that's kind of that's kind of well. I think I love this I love this Because because just by federating I Think that the number of small servers that people will set up for their own little KKK alt-right Nazi quadroon discussion Will federate with gab and it will be much bigger than mastodon dot social In fact, I predict and I've done it before Twitter will also federate everything is going to federate

1:56:29 And you still have control over your server. If you want to block people from Gab, then you can block everything or people can block individually but you could also federate with things you do like I'm sure there are more social justice warriors in the world who want to talk to each other You don't have to be a part of some big thing as long You know, as long as the capability is there it always solves itself. I'm very excited about that thing this is a huge deal for Gab to do that and I congratulate them these guys are doing the right thing in taking the open source back. I love it. We'll see what you mean we'll see? Well, see well, you said like boo-hoo. Wait, wait, we'll see if we don't know I mean did cost money to do this things but to federate well, I mean

1:57:26 Yeah, somewhere along the line it costs money. That's like saying it cost money to create their browser which it did because someone developed it but you don't need millions of dollars to do these things we did it with a goats head and an airiner who was running NoahJendersocial.com from his house so no you don't really need money I'm sorry that's just not true decentralized so you don't need to be running thousands of servers everywhere. No, that's a plus! It's the wave of the future... Federation is the future Well I'm not gonna argue with it You're all in on it and as far as I'm concerned I mean I'm on no agenda social all the time I know we see you stop posting And find it to be very useful Stop posting so much it's crazy

CHAPTER 33 / 47 Discussion

DNC Debate Rules, 2% Polling Threshold

The Democratic National Committee raises the requirements for the second round of 2020 presidential debates. Candidates must now reach 2% in four approved polls and secure 130,000 individual donors to qualify for the stage in September.

dnc· 2020 election· presidential debates· polling· donors

1:58:25 You're never on there. I'm on all the time Well, you should post something people would love to see that so we have new rules for the Democratic candidates even though they haven't been expressed They've got too many people running and they don't know what to do about it So they've decided to come up with some new rules. We don't know what the rules are going to be because we're right on this cusp of the first debates." The Democratic National Committee has toughened standards for its second round of 2020 presidential debates in September. Contenders will have to register at least 2% in four approved polls, they also have to raise funds from at least 130 thousand donors across 20 states

1:59:09 It is an effort to winnow a field of two dozen candidates. Stacey Abrams all the way, baby! Let them all duke it out. I'm going my Stacey Abrams theory. Yeah you get to keep it. Bad news for you? Okay... Besides the Stacey Abrams prediction? Uh-huh Vaping is bad. Recent research shows e-cigarettes may pose an increased risk of heart attack A new study in the Journal of the American College of Cardiology has found the substance used to flavor e-cigarettes can threaten the survival and proper functioning of human cells. The study's author says,

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Vaping Health Study, Big Tobacco Market Control

A new study in the Journal of the American College of Cardiology suggests that e-cigarette flavorings may damage human cells. The hosts argue that the regulatory crackdown on flavors is a strategy by Big Tobacco companies like Juul to consolidate control over the nicotine delivery market.

vaping· juul· fda· marlboro· nicotine

1:59:58 The Food and Drug Administration said last year vaping had increased nearly 80% among high school students, and 50% among middle school students over the previous year. Yeah this is about one thing in one thing only... And by the way I heard this study Tina was very happy to read this to me uh the other day at breakfast yeah you know how that can how that works like You know, there's a study here. Vaping is gonna kill you and now that we're married I have a vested interest." Which he does! This is... remember it's about the flavors and the flavors are being removed everywhere mainly by Juul

2:00:43 Juul is locking this shit down. It's an eight billion dollar investment by the same people who make Marlboro cigarettes They are pushing it they want everybody out of the market what you make some little juice and you want to sell that no way because People are gonna die from it This is locking down The nicotine delivery vehicle too big tobacco That's what this that's with all of this is about because notice, it's only about the flavors Well What is it about the flavor? And if you read the study it says Yeah, you may die. Your cells may die from that but no matter what nothing's like smoking the real thing! Nothing is like smoking cigarettes it right there in the study now this is a continuing... Another study debunked by The No Agenda Show I'm gonna show my school by donating to NO AGENDA Imagine all of people who could do that Oh yeah they'd be fab They're on NO AGENDA

CHAPTER 35 / 47 Discussion

Pig Spleen Weather Prediction, Donor Credits

A donor mentions a "pig spleen" weather prediction method from Norway, where the fat layers of a spleen are used to forecast the next six months. The hosts also reminisce about working with Joan Rivers on her Fox talk show in the late 1980s.

pig spleen· weather forecasting· norway· spokane valley· joan rivers

2:01:43 And we have a few people to thank starting with Sir Donald Borowski He's the one two three four five in Spokane Valley. He did leave a note on the on the Starfleet command Oh, I love his letterhead yes love his letterhead Okay so he says gentlemen Three things John's interview on show 1139 were the interviews on 1130 and we're excellent, too I was watching an old Joan Rivers show Adam was a guest doing celebrity gossip. That's right Wow that hair Let me tell you I loved working with Joan rivers She was so nice And I butted her up So well back in the day

2:02:40 That was when she was on, I think it was the Fox stations. I think her daily talk show yeah come in MTV with a couple studios down and just hop on do walk-on she was great Three is having my name read as a no agenda producer just so much virtual signaling. No agenda style completely Yes Well done And then he signed off sir Donald of the fire bottles by count of Eastern Washington eastern, Washington State always entertaining Thank you very much sir for your courage Ryan Smith in Raleigh North Carolina $100 and 67 cents James Gill

2:03:23 Gilkisson, Gilkisson. A hundred. Congratulations on the wedding anonymous a hundred He wishes to remain such Oscar Schenk in Portugal $99 and 99 cents Hey Oscar we're gonna be he's in Lisbon Oh he is Dutch? He's dutch in Lisbon Yes Adam if you need tips in the area of Lissebonn let me know Okay I will do that Sir Stephan or Stephen Hutto in St. Petersburg, Florida 7070. Sir Dwight the Knight in Burlington Ontario 6789 Nelson Ernst 5678 Robert Bruckner 5555 Thomas Miller 5555 he's a Naperville Illinois Illinois sir Andy Cantrell and

2:04:22 Terrigal, Terrigal Beach I think. He turns 51 today. So does Sir Dwight the Knight? Well that's his niece Amelia her fourth birthday. Oh anyone let us know jobs karma for his mom worked would like to pass some karma on to anyone needs that you will put at the end sir Dwight the knight of course Jonathan Reisman, 53. David C. Pugh in Massillon Ohio, 53. Kyle Blank, this 53 was a special donation marking the spleen pig spleen as a weather predictor as discussed in the newsletter with a link discussing this

2:05:04 situation, because there's some expert on pig spleen weather predicting who died 12 years ago. And he was the you know apparently he brought this skill from Norway or Sweden or one of the Nordic countries where I guess they use it and what happens is that when pull the spleen out of a pig is written up in the, there's a link in the newsletter. When you pull the spleen out, you can look at the fat layers and thickness and by dividing this spleen up, you could predict the weather for the next six months with great accuracy. With great accuracy anyway so here's the $53 donors David C. Pugh, Kyle Blankin Houston Steven or Stephen Kunkel

2:05:55 in Atlanta, Georgia. Stephen I'm sure Sir Donald Earl of Mills and Shasta Lake James Frimmel Mountain View California These are all in celebration of pig spleens Sean Mountain $53 Peter Chong and Lakewood Washington Jill's Peveaux He's off. No, that's the end of it we only had well I wasn't a big success this promotion The pig spleen yeah you might want to reevaluate That maybe not do it next year Pig spleen a little choice in the matter Giles you Jill a French guy

CHAPTER 36 / 47 Discussion

Relationship Karma, Global Donor Roll Call

The hosts grant "relationship karma" to a listener in Woodland Hills before reading a list of international donors from Dubai, Portugal, and Canada. They emphasize the "Value for Value" model as the primary means of sustaining the podcast.

karma· dubai· portugal· wedding· value for value

2:06:46 Yeah, our one French guy. 51-91. Bonjour! And he has a real French name. Gilles Pavo. Very nice. You are very welcome to Le Produceur Chip. Here we go back to our 5191 donation which celebrates your wedding I think? Oh and Sir Mathieu also is French of course. Ah yes. Anonymous 5191. Anonymous 5191. He's in Bolvard. Is this Jersey guy? It says donation from... Anonymous, it says I'm a donation from a Jersey guy. Congratulations to Adam and Tina thank you very much. Trigator of the North Texas swamps William Miller these are all 5191 donations. Lagerds Kerry Rosenbarger Josh Anderson And he has a call out for Tig in New York as a douchebag! Douchebag! Tig

2:07:44 Zully Ferpo in Woodland Hills, and that's the end of that list. Onward to 5142 from Chris Warich. Wait a minute... I gotta read this note here. From Zully from Woodland Hills California Third donation and happy wedding thank you Need relationship karma? My grandmother jumped off a building when she found out my grandpa had a secret family with an underage teen I'm cursed. My seven-month relationship just ended because the man didn't have feelings for me, yet again the curse strikes! Your karma can break this! I do not want to resort to a...bruja which is... The bruja? What is bruja? Which? The witch! Well Zulri, watch this! Relationship Karma for ya! You've got karma. You can email us back with thanks

2:08:43 Carl Warrichen, Warrichen in Waterloo Ontario. Chris. Why did I say Carl? No one knows. Sir Peter Totes in Sugar Land Texas $50 he's following people are all $50 donors name and location if I have it starting with Peter then Eric Dutro Robert Fittler who rhymes with Jimmy Burdette in Norman Oklahoma Darren Denizewski, I'm guessing. In Dubai, Arab Emirates. Sir Richard Gardner. Jeffrey Zellin in Oakland Michigan. Stephen Kirkpatrick in Langley Washington and last but not least is Sir Brian Watson in Raleigh North Carolina. Want to thank all these folks for producing the show 1142 and keeping this show alive and going

2:09:43 Into the future and beyond what rhymes with Fittler Hitler? Oh What is he talking about thinking like what could that be Okay, thank you. Thanks. Hashtag got it Thank you so much and thank you to all of you who have supported the show for today episode 1142 This is the value for value system The only way it works is if you support us and we'll continue to make shows for as long as we can physically do It part of that is also subscriptions Lots of people sign up for those. It's great if you do, it does help with sustaining and everyone under $50 also comes in for reasons of anonymity so we don't mention their name but it is all incredibly appreciated thank you so much! We had a couple of meetups

CHAPTER 37 / 47 Discussion

No Agenda Meetups, Sir Marty Williamson Knighting

The schedule for upcoming No Agenda meetups in London, Copenhagen, and various U.S. cities is announced. Marty Williamson is knighted into the No Agenda Roundtable after years of consistent monthly donations, receiving the traditional ceremonial titles and perks.

meetups· knighting· copenhagen· london· marty williamson

2:10:35 That went very well apparently we had the eastern North Carolina meetup I didn't hear anything from the Pittsburgh meet up the Tel Aviv Meetup looked like We had some some dudes hanging out hanging out there The first one in Israel that was nice to see yeah, it was actually pretty cool. You went did you go? I wish no Then what's today is Charleston, South Carolina? June 2nd says next week Sarasota Florida the 6th of June in Seattle June 7th in Toronto June 8 Oklahoma City June 12 it set London go to no agenda meetups calm Our very own Earl of Tennessee sir Patrick Coble has set this up. He's gonna be there how crazy is that Wow yeah And we're doing the same place you did it

2:11:28 Oh, that little bar? Yeah. Hopefully the library will be open and you can do it in there. Well Sir Patrick has been very kind we arrive on June 12th in the morning so we're just gonna shower or whatever and then I'd probably around six o'clock in the evening So its going to be the same day that we arrive because of course next day is a showday and Friday we have to go to Northern Ireland. So looking forward to that thank you sir Patrick for setting up. June 15 Copenhagen another one I'd love to do June July 4th Seattle July 9th in Knoxville, Tennessee and July 13th in Atlanta and we also have One nighting today. I didn't see the like looking for it on the spreadsheet because there was kind of a cute note its Marty Williamson did you see Marty's name anywhere on the list? Oh

2:12:22 No, but I can do a quick search. Well he and his daughter apparently have been saving by donating 15 a month? for years and so now finally he's been saving, so it is his knighthood. So we're very excited about that but we do need you to remember to support the program I will do another one on Sunday you can do that by going to orac.org slash n a couple of very needed karmas fucking cancer! jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs youthbox karma

2:13:00 It's your birthday, birthday! On the Doha Channel... And it is the end of the month. It is 30th May 2019 and here's our birthday list Sir JD The Baron Of Silicon Valley will be celebrating tomorrow The very last day of the month in May 31st and we congratulate him of course Sir Dwight The Knight says happy birthday to his niece Emilia She will be turning 4 on June 1st Happy Birthday And Sir Andy Cantrell turns 51 years old today. We say happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe! And then we have Justin Aiden, Denighting yeah so let's see if you can get the sword. Here is mine. Thank You.

2:13:43 There it is. All right, Marty Williamson step on up to the podium thank you very much for your enduring support of the No Agenda podcast in the amount of $1,000 total now which you did over many years I'm very very proud to welcome you to the no agenda roundtable of the Knights and the Danes and i hereby pronounce decay Sir Marty Williamson, Knight of the Noah Jenner Round Table for you of course. We got hookers and blow, rentboys, Chardonnay, warm beer and cold women, rabbit meat and goat milk, Captain Morgans and women with questionable reputation, harlots and Haldol, geishas and sake, breast milk in public

2:14:20 Ginger ale and gerbils, bong hits and bourbon, sparkling cider and escorts. And obviously mutton and mead you want to taste that go over to noagendonation.com slash rings send us your information I'll go to the back office Eric the show will get that out to you as soon as possible your ring your sealing wax your certificate and we love it when you tweet that out thank you very much for being with us for so long and supporting. Dvorak dot org slash NA, we got a handy jingle for you. A little entremont? Love it! I've been tracking people particularly of left political persuasion who go off the deep end and start cussing like crazy because they really have no other way to get their emotions out and under control

CHAPTER 38 / 47 Discussion

Michael Rapaport Rant, Donald Trump Jr. Threats

Actor Michael Rapaport is featured in a profanity-laced video rant directed at Donald Trump and his family. Rapaport threatens that the President and his children, including "Junkyard Jared" Kushner, will face imprisonment in 2020.

michael rapaport· donald trump jr· robert de niro· jared kushner· prison

2:15:14 And I got a good one. Yeah, and... Sketchy segment Very sketch But it's almost like a Rob Reiner type thing only with cussing So if you have kids or if you're sensitive You may not want to listen this This is actor-comedian Michael Rapaport Are you familiar with his work? Oh yeah! Now I saw this This was on the little video he made Yeah! Now this is... The guy was off the rails I think he needs to seek help Dick Stang Dirty fucking dick saying you heard what Mueller said the only reason why you're not in prison right now You fuck it's because you're the president because they couldn't arrest you. You're the one fucking person who couldn't get arrested For what? You've done you sloppy dog, you committed crimes. You just committed crimes well congratulations

2:16:05 Okay, you're a good criminal. You should be fucking proud of yourself! Okay? You better win in 2020 because if you don't win in fucking 2020... ...you fat sloppy dog, we're gonna arrest you okay?! We're gonna put you on an orange jumpsuit that's gonna match your orange fucking skin. Okay? You're going to be in prison next to El Chapo That's the kind of criminals you are going to be next too. And were gonna get your fucking son Dick Stain Donald Trump Jr and your daughter and that fucking mute Junkyard Jared criminal you pimp man You think he's Robert De Niro. I did like Junkyard Jared, I think i'm going to use that Well you know this you know? He looks at me. He has a very slight genetic similarity To de niros look interesting points Yeah, it does have a bit of that doesn't he interesting yes And I think there may be something genetic here going on in some reptilians fashion no idea It doesn't make sense could be could be

CHAPTER 39 / 47 Discussion

Julian Assange Health, Pamela Anderson Prison Visit

Reports indicate that Julian Assange is too ill to appear for his court hearings in the UK. The hosts discuss Pamela Anderson's recent visit to Belmarsh Prison and speculate whether Assange's declining health is the result of foul play or poisoning.

julian assange· pamela anderson· belmarsh prison· poisoning· wikileaks

2:17:09 Hey, Assange... It sounds like there's the same kind of screed that De Niro does. Yeah. Maybe they're hanging out together? Well that seems unlikely. In Tribeca! No no man, De Niro show business De Niro. So Julian Assange apparently is too ill to appear for a court hearing according to the BBC This is a disconcerting story. I don't know if i have any clips about it but... I don't have, well let me just... Pamela Anderson was jailed after he got arrested she visited him in jail Yep that's the first... She never reported anything about his health Maybe you're looking at it the wrong way Who was who was the last person to visit him from the outside?

2:17:59 Maybe it was Pamela Anderson, is that what you're thinking? Yeah. You know this was a thought several years ago when she visited him and she brought him vegan sandwiches which is the definition of poisoning someone if you're going to give them vegan sandwiches but I don't know Yeah, I definitely think he's because it no one says what is wrong. He's too ill so either It's total horse crap and like I don't want to show up I don't understand why but if he's gravely ill as they say too ill gravelly then he's probably been poisoned Well, they didn't move him to a hospital So I think he was that they poison people in the UK you know have you heard about this? I've heard yeah especially People who have something to do with Russians. I'm not saying he does

CHAPTER 40 / 47 Discussion

Malaysia Plastic Waste Return, UK Recycling Smuggling

Malaysian Minister Yeo Bee Yin announces that the country will ship 3,000 metric tons of contaminated plastic waste back to its countries of origin, including the UK and US. The move highlights the failure of global recycling systems that dump refuse in developing nations.

malaysia· recycling· plastic waste· shipping containers· environment

2:18:49 But they poison people over there. And I really adore Pam Anderson, but she is suspect." Well that's an interesting point and we won't go on with that Let's see what's going on here... Here are the latest updates Before the update though this clip is important because it's about time somebody did this This is Malaysia kicking back recycled crap that they dumped on them. Malaysia became the world's main dumping ground for plastic refuse after China banned its importation last year. The plastics smuggled to unlicensed recycling plants from countries including the United States, the UK, France, Canada and Australia and is causing environmental problems for surrounding communities This is Malaysian Minister of Energy Yeo Bee Yin

2:19:56 So what the citizens of the UK believe that they send for recycling is actually dumped in our country. Malaysians, like any other developing countries have a right to clean air, clean water sustainable resources and clean environment to live in just like citizens of developed nations Now who's been sending this crap? The Malaysian government And they're putting it in the shipping containers that you know all this stuff is, you know, all these leftover shipping containers. They have a bunch of them deadheaded and they're just stuffing them full of bottles and stuff and shipping right back to the UK mostly because the UK's been using Malaysia. It'd be like at the port of Oakland getting like 1,000 shipping containers filled with junk. Full of crap yeah. I think you can stack up the containers and leave it as that

CHAPTER 41 / 47 Discussion

John Bolton War Mongering, Trump National Security Friction

The New York Times reports that President Trump has been complaining about National Security Advisor John Bolton's militant advice. Trump reportedly joked that if it were up to Bolton, the United States would currently be involved in four different wars.

john bolton· donald trump· national security· sheldon adelson· wars

2:20:53 I was delighted to read this article in the New York Times, what is that? Two days ago. Yeah President Trump grousing about Bolton finally! Yeah, here President Trump was grousing about John Bolton his national security advisor at his Florida club Guests heard the president complaining about the advice he was getting and wondering if Bolton was taking him down The path. He did not want to go hello Hello You should bring in the curry call Curry Dvorak consulting group for your national security will set you straight cheese This long

2:21:38 Yeah, it I think he's also something. He said while he was over in Japan there was another little thing that he said I think it was again is such a baffling notion at this idiot well, I think what happened is Trump wanted to prove that he could do national security and deal with all these different countries without it being a military guy and so for some reason Oh, actually it says here Mr. Trump picked Mr. Bolton in part as a reaction against the narrative that the current and retired generals in his administration were really running things This is from The New York Times and in part to find a polar opposite of Mr. Bolton's predecessor McMaster

2:22:22 It also helped that Mr. Bolton had the support of Sheldon Adelson, the casino mogul and Republican financier who has been a key backer for the president. Bolton and the President also know each other from the old bathhouse days with Roy Cohn in New York where all kinds of crazy sex stuff was going on." The New York Times is really their home. That's not in there! No you're right... Editorializing. In private, Mr Trump made fun of his advisor's militant reputation suggesting that he was the one restraining Bolton rather than the other way around quote if it was up to John we'd be in four wars now well get rid of him believe that's true yes fire this guy fire him he's dangerous and he's an idiot get rid of this guy well they got to get rid all the neocons

CHAPTER 42 / 47 Discussion

Venezuela Inflation, Tim Draper Bitcoin Maximalism

Venezuela's central bank admits the economy shrank by 22% with inflation reaching 130,000%. Billionaire investor Tim Draper appears on CNBC to advocate for Bitcoin as a stable alternative to volatile fiat currencies influenced by political forces.

venezuela· bitcoin· tim draper· inflation· fiat currency

2:23:13 They're not healthy for the country. No, and it's just... yeah no you're right! It's not healthy it's all very bad I mean, they're running on their own agenda. But keep another update, I got Venezuela is a PBS report on the update and their economy collapsing in Venezuela. The government has made a rare admission of just how bad things are. The nation's central bank reports that Venezuela's economy shrank 22 percent in the third quarter last year and inflation soared to 130 thousand percent.

2:23:51 Some 3 million people have fled Venezuela as their economy crashes. And this is all good for Bitcoin of course, which is... Did you see Bitcoin? You don't. Why do I even ask? It went up! It hit 9000 for a little bit there and now... What?! That's what I heard No it's on a tear Good And here's Tim Draper legendary Silicon Valley cuckoo investor I can say cuckoo because he's probably a billionaire so whatever he does is still pretty smart. Here's his recent appearance on CNBC, this always happens when things start to turn bullish When people ask well what do you think has happened with Bitcoin? I say well one bitcoin is still one bitcoin it always has been and will be there are only 21 million of them and you probably should get one

2:24:44 and as opposed to thinking, comparing it against the fiat currency because I look at currencies and say well there's Bitcoin. And they say that is very volatile and I said no all the other currencies are very volatile against bitcoin because they know this is really transforming the world so these currencies that are tied to political forces or you know, dictatorships or even the dollar which really does have political influence and has to be... The monetary policy has to be so precise to get it just right. Why bother?

2:25:29 I agree. I'm a recently converted Bitcoin maximalist and I think he's right, it's gonna be you know You should at least try and have one bitcoin or piece of bitcoin I've got that policy same policy like one Mickey Mantle autograph This is only a limited number and he's dead And how'd you do? I didn't get one yet Oh still working on it Yeah, hmm. Have a fake Babe Ruth autograph but that's not the same That's no good I wonder what happens if somebody finally cracks the code and they can just make bitcoins on a Timex computer. You really don't know what you're talking about! No, you don't. No, I don't. We had The Guardian telling us how to deal with climate change and the words to use

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NPR Abortion Language Guidance, Climate Crisis Terminology

NPR issues internal guidance to staff regarding the use of "neutral" language in abortion coverage, preferring terms like "fetus" over "unborn baby." Similarly, media outlets are encouraged to use "climate crisis" or "climate emergency" instead of "climate change."

npr· abortion· fetal homicide· climate crisis· language

2:26:26 climate crisis, etc. And emergency. NPR has given guidance to their radio programmers regarding any story that has to do with abortion laws? The term unborn implies that there is a baby inside a pregnant woman, not a fetus. Babies are not babies until they are born. They're fetuses. Incorrectly calling a fetus a baby or the unborn is part of the strategy used by anti-abortion groups to shift language legality public opinion From now on use unborn only when referring to the title of the bill

2:27:11 or qualify the use of unborn by saying what anti-abortion groups call the unborn victims of violence. The most neutral language to refer to the death of a fetus during a crime is fetal homicide Oh brother, no one's gonna do that. It's pretty nuts isn't it? On the air we should use abortion rights supporters and abortion rights opponents or derivatives thereof. It is acceptable to use the phrase anti-abortion rights but do not use the term pro-abortion rights

2:27:51 Holy crap. Why? I don't know because it's not correct, i don't know! If you say anti-abortion should be able to say pro abortion Do not use the term instead of pro abortion You're supposed to use pro abortion... I said not to use that you just said Abortion rights wait a minute let me say it again on the air we should use abortion rights supporters or abortion rights opponents Oh so you still want to use anti and Pro Yeah, but you can't say pro-abortion rights. It's abortion rights... it advocates of abortion rights I have no idea this is insane the language Meanwhile half the hosts on NPR have speech impediments or we're gonna be nickel and dime about what we're saying

2:28:48 It's pretty interesting. It is good to keep up with these usages because they are used to influence public opinion. I mean, climate crisis? Really?! Yeah, I know... By the way Colorado had a test and they offered free birth control. And I'm not sure... oh, they... IUDs... what else do they have only IUDs that sucks anyway their teen pregnancy rate went down 42 percent Which leads me to believe it's still an education issue. Education and access... I think most things are an education issue, but it could be a reporting issue too with these sorts of things Also true, yeah also true It's true But really the options do kind of suck Okay let's go with this Here's Merkel talking about the Jews in hate crimes that I think is interesting

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German Anti-Semitism Rise, Kippah Safety Warning

Germany's anti-Semitism commissioner advises Jews to avoid wearing kippahs in public due to a 20% rise in hate crimes. The hosts discuss the impact of migration from countries with anti-Semitic cultural influences and the failure of integration policies.

germany· angela merkel· anti-semitism· kippah· migration

2:29:51 Merkel stressed the importance of learning from Germany's own history. We have to face up indeed to the specters of the past. We have to tell our young people what history has brought over us and others, and these horrors why we are for democracy? Why do we try to bring about solutions? Why do we always have to put ourselves in other person's shoes?" On Saturday, Germany's anti-Semitism commissioner advised Jews in the country to avoid wearing kippahs or yarmulkes in public because of the rise and anti-semitism. German government figures show anti-semitic hate crimes rose by almost 20 percent from 2017 to 18. That is one of the most insane policies or suggestions I've ever heard of and it is insulting that they would even say that

2:30:52 I think that one of the newspapers was printed kippahs that you could cut out so everyone could wear one. Thought it was a pretty cool promotion, we could do that but that's not a solution. There is no solution if you're going to bring in migrants immigrants from poor uneducated Muslim countries who have been brainwashed into hating Jews from their birth especially Wahhabist and Wahhabist countries, and all those influenced by the Saudi Arabian churches or mosques I'm sorry. And expect them to you know just intermingle just no problem that's not even mentioned that migrants... No no just... You don't think that's a coincidence? So i guess that star has to come off my jacket too huh? Damn!

2:31:50 That the migrants and the increase in hate crimes against Jews, there's some connection? Yeah of course. Well how come they don't talk about that? No! Because it started off with the whole problem they have with their history... Ah, the Germans man Today's new Germans have really got a raw deal. You know, they've gotta live with all the Nazi crap and the Hitler crap and they had nothing to do with that this generation And now they still have to deal with this stuff... Yeah it's- That's your Euro elite man! That's how they run it Hey you know what? If you've got a problem now just take off your religious symbol Take it off! I would be leaving Germany Screw them

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Iran Sanctions, John Bolton Tanker Attack Claims

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei states that negotiations with the U.S. are only possible if sanctions are lifted and the nuclear accord is honored. Meanwhile, John Bolton blames Iran for attacks on oil tankers in the Persian Gulf, promising a "strong response."

iran· ali khamenei· john bolton· sanctions· persian gulf

2:32:39 Here is the latest from Iran. Another PBS... It's literally the latest from Iran. Ali Khamenei issued a new statement today, apparently overruling Iran's president earlier Hassan Rouhani had told his cabinet that talks might be possible if Washington ends sanctions on Iran and complies with the 2015 nuclear accord. Whenever they stop cruelty against our nation, put aside the cruel sanctions stand up for their commitments and return to the negotiating table which they left themselves. The road is not closed for them. The road is open."

2:33:19 Meanwhile, US National Security Advisor John Bolton blamed Iran for recent attacks on tanker ships in the Persian Gulf and on a Saudi oil pipeline. Bolton visited the United Arab Emirates and said any further attacks will draw quote a very strong response from the United States Do you think he has a flag coming? Do you think he has a hair lip Bolton false like he might using this? He's hiding behind that mustache Although you know has to you keep bringing it up, so I'll bring it out. It's a very gay mustache Very gay mustache. I want to go out there for a moment We've had a number of

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Jerry Nadler Impeachment Stance, Show Outro

House Judiciary Chairman Jerry Nadler vows to continue investigating President Trump, stating that "all options are on the table." The show concludes with a series of audio mixes featuring Robert Mueller, Barack Obama, and John F. Kennedy.

jerry nadler· nancy pelosi· impeachment· donald trump· outro

2:42:26 At least to me. Yeah, if it has anything to do with 2020 Mueller or Trump? No but okay what you got I don't have anything Mueller and no I get note like but i got there my other side save save or salve Nadler the Nads are coming the NADs stir the nads stir comes on and make some comments We go to Pelosi or something about this clip. I wanted a play Jerry Nadler chairman of the House Judiciary Committee Said Mueller clearly did not exonerate President Trump on obstruction And he vowed to continue his committee's investigation With respect to impeachment question at this point all options are on the table and nothing should be ruled out Trump is lying

2:43:11 when he says no collusion, no obstruction and that he was exonerated. If Mueller wanted to exonerate the president from having committed a crime, he would have said so. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi also said that Democrats will continue to investigate but she again stopped short of calling for impeachment Everybody wants justice everybody wants the President to be held accountable in the most serious way and everybody believes I'm talking on the Democratic side that no one is above law especially the president of the United States. Do you remember why you wanted that clip played? Because I... There was a reason and it seems like we've lost history Well this clip proves, proves exactly what i was saying there are aliens among us okay Nadler's one of them well Nadler could be

2:44:08 Total you know that thing he was doing where he's like having can't catch the yes and all the rest It was because he had to shed his skin. Yes, go look at men in black there Yeah Go look at men in black constricting Constricting him and he couldn't breathe so they got him out of there And then he shed his skin is fine now your nailing it now your nailing Special thanks to sir seat sitter and Jesse Coy Nelson our two end-of-show mixes we always appreciate that If you're listening to us on noagendastream.com, you can continue to listen to That Larry Show. We've got episode 189 of that standing by for you and we return on Sunday with another edition and episode in its 11th season of the Best Podcasting Universe In the morning everybody I am Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley where i can report that earlier today in this show a rare 10 car sephiroth

2:45:06 Headed towards Sacramento. I'm John C. Dvorak We return on Thursday from FEMA region 6 the frontier of Austin, Texas the drone star state until then Adios Mofos and such We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other thing, not because they are easy but because they are hard. Because that challenge is one that we're willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone and one we intend to win." From Dallas Texas, The Flash apparently official President Kennedy died at 1 p.m Central Standard Time.

2:46:07 Then killed JFK to be fakes He said, let's go get more reals Blew him away Just making it even more fun With Bruce and the Kubrick It ain't great nobody even knows how to date But for you and me, if only we could have If only we could have Why he kept talking bullshit mission? We said the tank wasn't ready You know this The next thing you know he's gone

2:47:00 I'm living in a burn to a crisp on the water from Nixon. He's the best astronaut bitch. Thanks a lot, bro. If only we could. We could have. DC, you're a C. I'm speaking out today because our investigation is complete. The Attorney General has made the report on our investigation largely public, we are formally closing the Special Counsel's office... Happy trails to you

2:47:53 And as well, I'm resigning from the Department of Justice to return to private life. I am speaking out today because our investigation is largely public. and as well on resigning from the Department of Justice to return to private life. I'll make a few remarks about the results of our work, As alleged by the grand jury in an indictment Russian intelligence officers who were part of the Russian military launched a concerted attack on our political system

2:48:34 The indictment alleges that they used sophisticated cyber techniques, a private Russian entity engaged in a social media operation where Russian citizens posed as Americans. And as well I'm resigning from the Department of Justice to return to private life. Hello everybody You smell what Barack has cooked. You think I'm joking? I have two words for you, predator drones.

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