Topic: Green Knight

Zev Green is officially knighted as "Sir Zev Mo, Protector of the Digital Wallet" following a $1,000 donation. Several other supporters are granted "Commodore" titles, receiving certificates and signet rings as tokens of their high-level support. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "roundtable menu," a symbolic list of luxury items provided to the show's executive producers.

Producers from Green Bay, Wisconsin, and Greensboro, Georgia, submitted meetup reports, including a campaign update for a Charleston City Council candidate. New knights and dames were dubbed, including Sir Mizzing of the DevOps and Dame Puma of the Eastern Washington Chasms. The hosts promoted the use of No Agenda rings and the importance of local community connection through the meetup website.

Four new knights—Sir Papa J, Sir Rando, Sir Goat of the Hill, and Sir Chummy—are inducted into the No Agenda Roundtable. Their elaborate virtual menu includes elk tenderloin, liver mush, and top-shelf ranch water. The hosts express disappointment over a "scam" involving rumors that NFL star Aaron Rodgers would attend a local meetup.

Mandy Bates is officially knighted as "Dame Mandy Heeler in the Green Mountain State." The hosts read the birthday list for the week and perform the traditional knighting ceremony, which includes a list of humorous food and drink pairings. This segment concludes the formal recognition of the show's high-level supporters.

The hosts acknowledge financial support from the "Value for Value" model, highlighting a significant contribution from Tom Perrone. The segment includes the reading of letters from donors who use the show's philosophy for career coaching. Jim Green is inducted as a "Black Knight" of the No Agenda Roundtable in honor of his 33rd birthday.

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for Jim Green, elevating him to the rank of Black Knight of the No Agenda Roundtable. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "Hookers and Blow" list of rewards. Listeners are directed to the peerage map and the No Agenda Nation website to claim their rings and titles.

The hosts showcase listener-submitted artwork and perform a knighting ceremony for Stephen Myers, an architect from Austin who donated $1,000. This leads to a critical discussion of LEED (Leadership in Energy and Environmental Design) certification. The hosts characterize the green building certification as a "scam" or "rabbit hole" involving heavy subsidies and bureaucratic rubber-stamping.

The hosts acknowledge executive producer Timothy Dickman, who donated to become the "Green Knight." They recount the story of how they first met during the early days of CNET television pilots in San Francisco. The segment includes the "de-douching" and "karma" rituals for various donors.

Timothy Dickman and Rolf Lehman are formally knighted as "Sir Green Knight" and "Sir Black Knight" for their contributions of $1,000 or more. The hosts perform the traditional No Agenda knighting ceremony, welcoming them to the roundtable. They also mention the availability of No Agenda rings for high-level donors.