President Biden, Ephedrine Allegations and Body Double Theories
Speculation arises regarding President Joe Biden's physical appearance and vocal cadence during a recent economic address. Claims are made that the President appeared to be using ephedrine or a similar stimulant to mask a cold, while alternative theories suggest the use of a body double or realistic masks. The discussion contrasts his energetic delivery with recent reports of his illness while he touted a decline in the unemployment rate to 4.2%.
joe biden· ephedrine· body double· unemployment rate· economy
00:00 Oh, that's great. Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak. It's Sunday, December 5th, 2021. This is your award-winning Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 1405. This is no agenda. Deconstructing the horn and broadcasting live from the heart of Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region Number 6. In the morning, everybody. I'm Adam Curry. And from Northern Silicon Valley where it's gloomy. I don't know why. I'm John C. Dvorak. It's Crackpot and Buzzkill! In the morning! It was so gloomy you could have turned a whole 747 around in the hole you left there. Yeah. It's gloomy here too. It's like to make room. It's gloomy here too. Very gloomy. Why do you think? Well because we have clouds. Oh I know why. It's cloudy. You know Biden's president. Dude, what's wrong with the president? Do you hear him?
00:55 What's the latest? This was great. I hear him all the time. What did I miss? Oh, you missed his cold. So he comes out and he has a, he says he has a cold, but this isn't even his cadence, man. Listen to this. A lot of people think there's a second, but there's a lot of people think there's a, and of course we're always of the opinion there's always a body double. Always a body double. Well, they put the body double in. This year we can reflect on an extraordinary bit of progress. Our economy is markedly stronger than it was a year ago. And today, the incredible news that our unemployment rate has fallen to 4.2%. At this point in the year, we're looking at the sharpest one-year decline in unemployment ever.
01:36 That's, that's, I mean that is not someone who has a cold with Biden's voice. He's jacked up with ephedrine, that's what it is. Ah, okay, yeah, that makes sense. So he has a cold and he's on meth, basically. Well, ephedrine. Hmm. Yeah. I don't know man, I've seen those masks, they look pretty realistic. That is exactly what you sound like when you're on ephedrine. It's got that That funny sound. Another deconstruction right here before your very eyes. You nailed it. Ah good job. Happy Sinterklaas, happy Krampus over there in the European Unions. People celebrating the good Saint Nicholas coming today with his black Pete's, his black helpers. No, no black Pete's. Yeah there's plenty of black Pete's. Oh yeah. They never learned.
