Topic: Bennington

Mandy Bates from Bennington, Vermont, is elevated to Damehood. She shares her story of starting a new massage therapy practice, "The Moment Massage Therapy," and requests health karma for her daughter's upcoming colonoscopy. The segment illustrates the personal connection between the hosts and their "producers" in the audience.

Reports from Bennington, Vermont, indicate a series of squirrel attacks on residents. Simultaneously, Prince Charles has made public statements advocating for the restoration of the red squirrel to its rightful place in the British countryside. The hosts jokingly link these events to a "New World Order" squirrel meme.