13 chapters across the catalog
The show concludes with a "tip of the day" from John C. Dvorak, who reveals that Kirkland's imported French vodka at Costco is actually white-labeled Grey Goose. Final audio mixes featuring Diddy and Hillary Clinton clips are played as the hosts sign off.
Goose Eggs, French Custard, and Joe Rogan Bow Hunting
The hosts discuss the richness of goose eggs and their use in traditional French custards. The conversation transitions back to Joe Rogan, specifically his views on hunting white-tailed deer with a bow and arrow to avoid alerting the rest of the herd. They debate the merits of compound bows versus traditional hunting methods.
De-douching, Birthday List, and Canadian Goose Solidarity
Several listeners request "de-douching" and inclusion on the show's birthday calendar. A debate arises over whether "karma" is a pagan concept, with a listener from Lynchburg, Virginia, requesting it despite being a "good Christian." Another donor suggests repurposing the "row of ducks" jingle into "geese" to show solidarity with the Canadian truckers.
Spruce Goose, Evergreen Aviation Museum History
The Spruce Goose, Howard Hughes' famous wooden airplane, was moved from Long Beach, California, to the Willamette Valley in Oregon in the 1990s. Disney, which previously owned the property where the plane was housed, sold it to the Evergreen Aviation Museum, where it was reassembled and remains on display.
Infused Vodka Lessons and Costco Kirkland Brand
A lesson on infusing vodka is shared, inspired by a bartender in Jakarta who made superior pepper vodka using fresh serranos. The speaker recommends using Costco's Kirkland French vodka as a base, claiming it is actually Gray Goose sold at a significantly lower price.
A detailed description of a halal butcher in Oakland explains the process of selecting live poultry, such as chickens and geese, for immediate slaughter. The hosts discuss the culinary necessity of "hanging" or aging fresh-killed birds in a refrigerator for several days before cooking to ensure proper texture.
Turkey eggs are described as being the size of duck eggs but with a superior flavor profile, avoiding the chalky and rubbery texture associated with duck. The discussion briefly mentions the Shan Dong restaurant in Oakland as a notable Chinese dining location.
A detailed lesson on infusing vodka is provided, with a recommendation to use Costco's Kirkland French vodka, which is widely believed to be Grey Goose. The host shares experiences infusing spirits with serrano peppers, bison grass, and even cannabis branches.
Port Angeles Wildfires, Washington State Tomato Quality, Goose Migration
Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the program discussing the safety of Port Angeles, Washington, amid reports of regional wildfires. Dvorak describes the local honor-system farming culture and notes that while Washington tomatoes are usually poor quality, recent extreme heat has improved them. They observe an unusually early southward migration of geese across northern states including Michigan and Oregon.
Wu-Tang No Agenda Auction, Knighting Ceremony, and Donations
A private auction for a "Wu-Tang" style No Agenda video episode is announced, with the hosts explaining the secrecy behind the project. They perform a knighting ceremony for Alex Zoglin and thank other major donors like Sir Jim Baron and Sir David Goose. The segment emphasizes the "value-for-value" model and encourages listeners to propagate the show's formula.
Three listeners—Robert Rock, David Goose (on behalf of his son Noah), and El Yoho—are formally knighted into the No Agenda Roundtable following donations of $1,000 or more. The ceremony includes the traditional bestowal of "hookers and blow" or "wenches and beer."
Treasure Island History and Seaplane Terminal Origins
A discussion details the history of Treasure Island in San Francisco, noting its origins as an artificial island built for the 1930s World's Fair. The main terminal building was originally designed as a seaport for trans-Pacific seaplanes before the Navy confiscated the site during World War II. The area includes Yerba Buena Island, formerly known as Goat Island, and has served as a filming location for Indiana Jones films.
Goose Eggs, Culinary Comparisons, and French Custard Techniques
The conversation shifts to the culinary properties of goose eggs compared to chicken and duck eggs. One host describes the intense flavor of goose eggs and suggests they are best used in omelets with mushrooms and cheese or for baking custards. The discussion notes that while duck eggs can be rubbery or "canally," goose eggs provide a rich, yellow color to French-style pastries and custards.
