Topic: Coffee Maker

20 chapters across the catalog

Hatman
Episode 1871 2:14:19 - 2:23:06

1871: Hatman

Associate Executive Producers, V4V Book Model, Small Business Shoutouts

The donation segment continues with contributions from Associate Executive Producers. Matthew Benjamin Clark discusses applying the Value for Value model to his books, while small business owners like Eli the Coffee Guy and Linda Lupatkin promote their services. The hosts offer advice on the V4V model for authors and play requested jingles for the donors.

VBS
Episode 1870 2:21:48 - 2:31:47

1870: VBS

Executive Producer Credits, Manuka Gold and Coffee Promotions

A series of executive and associate executive producers are thanked, including Sir Secretary General Commodore SX-64, who provided a tip on using a stirrup hoe for weeding. Promotions for Manuka Gold CBD gel and Gigawatt Coffee Roasters are shared with the audience. Adam Curry mentions his upcoming trip to Nashville for the K-Love Music Festival and his plans to broadcast from Tennessee.

Anglo
Episode 1853 2:12:03 - 2:23:11

1853: Anglo

Associate Executive Producer Credits and Support

The hosts continue reading credits for associate executive producers and supporters who donated $50 or more. This includes business plugs for Gigawatt Coffee Roasters and Image Makers Inc. The segment emphasizes the "value for value" model and thanks the global audience for keeping the show operational during the recent medical emergency.

Off-Ramp
Episode 1847 2:16:29 - 2:22:07

1847: Off-Ramp

Rh-Negative Blood, Knighthoods and Job Services

A discussion on Rh-negative blood explores the theory that it lacks a connection to primate ancestors. Eli the Coffee Guy is knighted as the "Baron of Beans" alongside his wife, Dame Jen. Promotional mentions are made for Kate Dietrich's "John C. Travel Bag" and Linda Lou Patkin's executive resume services at Image Makers Inc.

Off-Ramp
Episode 1847 2:41:36 - 2:47:19

1847: Off-Ramp

Starbucks Marketing, AI Underwear Coffee Hack Hoax

A viral TikTok story about a woman washing underwear in a hotel coffee maker is analyzed as a potential "bogus" marketing stunt for Starbucks. The hosts point out an AI-generated error in the report where the voice says "one dollars million." They suggest the story was designed to discourage people from using in-room coffee machines in favor of commercial alternatives.

Slave Slab
Episode 1845 1:43:35 - 1:46:00

1845: Slave Slab

Hotel Coffee Maker Hack, Travel Hygiene, Viral Hoaxes

A viral "life hack" video suggests travelers can wash their underwear by placing them in hotel coffee makers and running a brew cycle. The hosts debunk the practicality of the hack for men's clothing and express disgust at the hygiene implications for future hotel guests. The segment serves as a warning about the reliability of travel advice found on social media.

Feces Thesis
Episode 1839 2:18:57 - 2:26:23

1839: Feces Thesis

Global Donations and Tulsi Gabbard FBI Raid Claims

Donations arrived from listeners in Australia, Canada, and the United States, including a note from Eli the Coffee Guy regarding Tulsi Gabbard's alleged presence during an FBI raid on the Fulton County Election Office. The segment also featured promotional mentions for Gigawatt Coffee Roasters and Image Makers Inc., highlighting the professional services offered by members of the No Agenda community.

Retribution
Episode 1793 2:29:47 - 2:38:18

1793: Retribution

Listener Testimonials, Personal Milestones

A 28-year-old "Elder Zoomer" listener shared a success story of becoming debt-free and finding faith, attributing part of his journey to the podcast. Other listeners used the platform to promote small businesses, including Gigawatt Coffee Roasters and the Photo Export app. The segment also included birthday wishes and professional plugs for resume writing services and plumbing companies.

Chatbox
Episode 1780 2:24:46 - 2:30:42

1780: Chatbox

Associate Executive Producer Credits and Business Shoutouts

The hosts read notes from Associate Executive Producers, promoting various listener-owned businesses such as Gigawatt Coffee Roasters, Wojtech Weaponry, and UseBoth salt and pepper mixes. Several producers requested "house-buying karma" for their real estate endeavors. The segment concludes the primary donation acknowledgments for the episode.

Control Grid
Episode 1770 2:27:19 - 2:38:35

1770: Control Grid

Executive Producer Credits, Value for Value Donations

The show acknowledged its executive and associate executive producers who supported the episode with donations of $200 or more. Notable contributors included Commodore Archduke, Blake Luther, and Eli the Coffee Guy, who promoted Gigawatt Coffee Roasters. Other supporters used their credits to highlight businesses such as Martell Hardware and Image Makers Inc., a resume-writing service led by Linda Lou Patkin.

Old Bag
Episode 1735 2:25:51 - 2:29:03

1735: Old Bag

Chicago Meetup, Gigawatt Coffee and Image Makers Inc

The Chicago meetup hosted by Eli the Coffee Guy is discussed, featuring samples from Gigawatt Coffee Roasters. Other donors mentioned include Linda Liu of Image Makers Inc, who specializes in executive resumes. Several producers are "de-douched" and recognized for their financial support.

Doc Doc Go
Episode 1721 2:03:36 - 2:13:29

1721: Doc Doc Go

Executive Producer Donations, Tip of the Day

Archduchess Kim led the executive producer donations with a contribution of $2,731.24, accompanied by a tip of the day advising against cooking bacon naked. Other major donors included Sir Digi and Eli the Coffee Guy, who promoted his Gigawatt Coffee as the "last day for Christmas delivery."

Corn Sweat
Episode 1690 1:39:33 - 1:46:21

1690: Corn Sweat

Peerage Credits, Job Search Services

The hosts process various donations for knighthoods and damehoods, including a request for the protectorate of Old Town Grayson. They promote listener-run businesses such as Image Makers Inc for executive resumes and Gigawatt Coffee Roasters. A constitutional lawyer offers "free legal advice" to the hosts as they enter their 60s.

Stolen Cookies
Episode 1678 2:09:34 - 2:15:08

1678: Stolen Cookies

Associate Executive Producer Donations and Small Business Plugs

A series of associate executive producers were thanked for their financial support, with several promoting their small businesses. Plugs included Gigawatt Coffee Roasters, Image Makers Inc for resume services, and a property inspection service in Washington state. The hosts emphasized the importance of "sustaining donations" to help the show maintain its operations during slower news cycles.

Douche Mobile
Episode 1676 1:36:44 - 1:41:09

1676: Douche Mobile

Producer Credits, GigaWatt Coffee and London Meetup Raffle

Associate Executive Producers are credited, including Eli the Coffee Guy, who shared statistics on the environmental waste of 402 billion face masks used during the pandemic. A donation from the London meetup raffle winner is acknowledged, and Linda Lupatkin is recognized for her executive resume service, Image Makers Inc.

We're Working!
Episode 1674 1:51:42 - 2:00:02

1674: We're Working!

Executive Producer Credits and Donation Segment

The hosts acknowledge high-tier donors who contributed to the show's 248th-anniversary celebration of American independence. Notable mentions include Sir Ichabod, Dame Kelly of Long Island, and Eli the Coffee Guy, alongside a promotion for Linda Lou Patkin's resume services.

Spillover
Episode 1668 1:59:16 - 2:05:16

1668: Spillover

Gigawatt Coffee and Final Producer Credits

Daniella Pompo provides a name pronunciation guide, and Eli the Coffee Guy from Gigawatt Coffee Roasters offers a discount code for listeners. Linda Lou Patkin, the "Duchess of Jobs," is credited for her ongoing support and resume services. The hosts conclude the donation segment by thanking all producers for their "time, talent, and treasure."

ungreen
Episode 1659 1:42:18 - 1:48:57

1659: ungreen

Associate Executive Producers, Job Search Services

Donations from various Associate Executive Producers are read, including requests for "baby making karma" and "jobs karma." Linda Lou Patkin's executive resume service, Image Makers Inc, is promoted as a resource for job seekers.

Million Morons
Episode 1642 2:45:28 - 2:58:05

1642: Million Morons

Executive Producer Donations, Small Business Promotions

The hosts read and acknowledge high-tier donations from Executive and Associate Executive Producers. Several producers use their notes to promote small businesses, including Gigawatt Coffee Roasters, Image Makers Inc. resumes, and Crowd Health. A host shares a personal anecdote about being denied coverage by Crowd Health due to past smoking.