Topic: Tradition

A TikTok creator claims that liberal women want to be traditional housewives but find liberal men unwilling to "exploit themselves for labor" to provide a high income. The hosts discuss the potential for a return to a production-based economy under the Trump administration, emphasizing the need for young people to embrace trade jobs and apprenticeships rather than "sitting behind a PlayStation."

The hosts compare the American tradition of reading *The Night Before Christmas* with a Swedish story about a troll who wants to become human. The Swedish tale involves the troll learning that helping others is the key to humanity, which the hosts liken to a mix of *The Grinch* and *Pinocchio*. Dvorak provides a satirical reading of the classic American poem interspersed with references to "brown shirts."

The hosts discuss "Hanukkah Harry," a Santa-like character created for Jewish children to provide a parallel to Christmas traditions. They debate whether the character is a legitimate cultural fixture or a fictional invention popularized by media like *Saturday Night Live*. The conversation touches on how Jewish families navigate the dominant Christmas culture in America.

The hosts speculate that "Boxing Day," a traditional holiday in the UK, Canada, and Australia, will become a popular trend among American millennials. They compare its potential rise to "Friendsgiving," suggesting that younger generations may prefer it as a secular alternative to Christmas. Dvorak admits he once thought the holiday involved kangaroos boxing.

Adam Curry mentions making "Double Dip Depression Slave Stew," a show staple, for the day after Christmas. John Dvorak explains that his family traditionally celebrates on January 1st, a custom he traces back to the 15th and 16th-century Tudors. They discuss the various dates and traditions their families observe during the season.

Four fifth-grade students at a charter school in Surprise, Arizona, were arrested for planning to lure a classmate to a bathroom and stab him. The girls reportedly forged a suicide note and planned to wear gloves to avoid fingerprints. The motive was allegedly a dispute over the boy "cheating" on one of the girls.

The National Men's Ministry group, Promise Keepers, is advocating for a return to traditional family structures, which they claim are being eroded by progressive social policies. A debate ensued regarding the political implications of this shift, with some analysts suggesting it could lead to a "romantic gap" as men and women move further apart ideologically. The discussion also touched on the perceived discriminatory nature of DEI initiatives.

The final segment of the show includes a long list of $50 donors and birthday call-outs. A note from producer David Steele highlights the show's popularity among traditional Catholics and Latin Mass attendees. The hosts thank the "back-end" team and the global community of producers for making the 1708th episode possible.

Zach N. (Sir Nanuk of the West) celebrates Rosh Hashanah and discusses Jewish traditions, including the consumption of apples, honey, and chocolate babka. The hosts debate the merits of gefilte fish versus raw herring, with a definition of babka provided by the "troll room" as a yeast-leavened braided bread. The segment concludes the primary donor thank-you portion of the program.

Dutch New Year traditions include the consumption of oliebollen, or "oil balls," which are deep-fried dough balls. Specific Dutch greetings for the holiday include "Prettige jaarwisseling," meaning happy year change, and "Zalig uiteinde," which translates to a lovely ending.

The Dvorak family discusses celebrating Christmas traditionally on January 1st, a practice attributed to the 15th-century Tudors. Plans for the gathering in Fredericksburg are mentioned, noting that family members from South Dakota are currently snowed in and unable to travel.

President Joe Biden leads a crowd in singing "Happy Birthday" to a woman named Danette, referencing a Biden family tradition. The segment captures a moment of awkwardness as Biden appears to forget the age or details of the person he is celebrating. The montage uses the clip to highlight Biden's public persona and his occasional lapses in memory during social interactions.

A viral video, purportedly from Russia, trolls the West by highlighting Russia's cheap gas, electricity, and "traditional values." The ad concludes with the phrase "Winter is coming," a reference to the impending energy crisis in Europe. The hosts find the video to be an effective, if humorous, piece of geopolitical trolling amidst the ongoing sanctions regime.

The FDA's Coronavirus Treatment Acceleration Program reported that 19 therapies, including Remdesivir, were in active testing. In Russia, Ural Cossacks began unofficial patrols in Yekaterinburg, handing out masks and recommending traditional remedies like honey, garlic, and holy water. The Cossacks framed their involvement as a patriotic duty to support the state during the crisis.

The return of daily White House press briefings under Jen Psaki is discussed. The hosts debunk the media claim that Biden's failure to mention Trump in his inaugural address was an "elegant rebuke," noting that it is standard historical practice for incoming presidents not to mention their predecessors by name during the speech.

The shift from traditional Thanksgiving to "Friendsgiving" is characterized as a globalist effort to diminish national identities. Comparisons are made to the rebranding of Columbus Day as Indigenous Peoples Day and the controversy surrounding the Dutch tradition of Black Pete. One host shares a personal update regarding the recent passing of his father at age 80, noting the importance of family traditions.

The arrival of Sinterklaas in the Netherlands marks a transition year for the controversial Black Pete character. Local stations report a shift toward "Soot Pete," where performers use light smudges of soot rather than full blackface to represent coming down a chimney. This change aims to address long-standing criticisms of racism while maintaining the children's holiday tradition.

The Satanic Temple has expanded into Canada, with organizers stating that the movement is a reaction to the rise of conservative thought and religious tradition. A spokesperson claims that Satanism is about "inner freedom" rather than literal devil worship. The hosts suggest that the movement's rhetoric aligns closely with Democratic and secular political agendas.

The hosts discover that Jewish tradition involves giving charitable gifts in multiples of 18, symbolizing "Chai" or life. This explains several odd-numbered donations received for the Ronald McDonald House via the wedding website. They decide to add the "Lucky Jew Donation" or "Shape-shifting Donation" to the show's official terminology.

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the Thanksgiving 2018 episode from Austin and Silicon Valley. Curry describes his recent trip to the Netherlands, noting how the Dutch adopt American traditions like Halloween but rename it Helloween based on horror movies. The hosts contrast European attitudes toward American culture with their adoption of commercial holidays.