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00:00 Where's the joy? And broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region Number 6. In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry! And from Northern Silicon Valley where we're all saying bring back the whoopee cushion... I'm John C. Dvorak. It's Black Bottom Buzzkill! In The Morning! But they, after a while if you haven't used them for awhile then the... Yeah. They don't work. Then the ends get frayed and it splits and doesn't vibrate well enough Do the kids these days even know what a whoopee cushion is? No! This is the reason that should be brought back It's one of the greatest gags in the world Kids find a whoopee cushion and learn how to use it correctly Oh hold on a second

01:09 What is the correct way to use a whoopie cushion John C. Dvorak expert of all things? You pull out a chair for somebody, say here you can sit down and it just says before they sit down you toss the whoopie cushion under them so as they sit they make their farting sound and everyone gets a huge laugh out of it Oh see I always thought you need to put it under like a cushion that share that has a cushion on it No you want to throw... you want to do at a surprise attack Hey, this is a good parents. This is a good one for your kids You know how parents love to terrorize their kids and put it on Instagram? Believe me It's a horrible thing Do you what the latest is The latest is the parent is in the bathroom and calls the kid and says oh I'm out of toilet paper come bring me some toilet paper And these are four-year olds The kid comes up and then the parent usually the dad surprise surprise

02:09 has some chocolate, some melted chocolate on his finger. I have not seen this joke! The kids are gagging they're crying they're screaming it's the meanest thing you...I think you should try it with Theodore. No, I don't think so It sounds funny but yeah Yeah, Tina was showing me though. She got banned again. She's banned again from posting for five days She should be banned and so I said obviously she is a troublemaker well She's not safe for the community according to the message. I said what community is this well? I said What did you do this is I really don't know it said the last thing I did and here comes Zara which is a clothing manufacturer they had an ad on

03:01 And the ad was, and this happens all the time. The ad was for an item and she's like oh I think well i will order this item So the ads working she clicks and its like not available out of stock so she says why are you doing this? This is deceptive advertising! And then she got banned She messed with the primal forces of nature She made a... Oh, she messed with it? This was a paid advertisement. Yes on Instagram yeah. It says she condemned it. Mm-hmm and then she got banned. Can't do that! Yeah then she got banned so we presume that's what it is for How long was the ban for? Five days yeah So five days oh she can have this to shake She'll be up and running by Monday just in time for election

03:51 And everything took a beautiful turn. How do you like my garbage, Chuck? It took a beautiful turn. Everybody's objects... I have to say we're gonna miss this as this election comes to fruition it's going to be sorely missed yeah This was just the sequence of events where we will get into the Hitler rally with the garbage comment and then Biden with the garbage comment, and then Trump taking a running in with it. With the garbage truck I mean this morning in Fredericksburg there are MAGA houses with garbage bins outside. I'm under the impression that in New York City

04:36 There are random people wandering around with that, with the garbage vests. I mean why wouldn't you just go on election day and put a garbage bag on? It's hilarious! The vest is one thing but people are putting garbage bags on their head as hats Well, it's supposed to be a... Tonight should be... It's supposed to be used a lot for the Halloween costume. And you know this whole episode reminds me of what we used to be like in America We used to be funny! We had fun with stuff! We weren't all butthurt over comments all the time I mean this started during the course of this show maybe 15 years ago

05:23 Oh, bullying and bullying was hate speech. Bullying, that was the key. Yeah it was bullying to hate speech and then cancelling and cultural appropriation I mean Halloween? Oh man what can you even dress as anymore? What can you dress as?! You can't dress as a Mexican! You can't dress as a cowboy or an Indian! You can't dress up as anything anymore Now a garbageman is great So I'm really happy that this is happening. And well, I see you have you actually have a very good version of the Biden garbage comment which was hard to find audio wise and lengthwise can I play that? Yes this is by this would trigger the whole thing let's see little background for anyone out there who kind of missed this on how you do one living under a garbage can yes is that just before Kamala gave her final and definitive

06:20 definitive speech on the lawn of Washington DC, The Ellipse or whatever it's called. Biden for some reason... This is the thing I have questions about this by the way. Biden goes on Zoom and I don't know who, it was never explained who he's talking to on Zoom. No Or how this video got out Oh how the video got out but Jean-Pierre Claude Van Damme is the one who put him on zoom it turns out Uh huh And so there's something screwy about that But we don't know who he was talking to yet or why and why it was just before Kamala's speech It was sabotage I believe so too

07:06 Yeah, it was sabotage. We're seeing a lot of sabotage we're seeing some I think there's also Roger Stone stuff going on He still breathing? Oh yeah well he's a dirty tricks guy and he knows how to do stuff like this And so Biden comes in the end This follows the Madison Square Garden event where they comedian who you know is a famous podcaster What's his name Tony Hinchcliffe He's an insult comic type of guy and he also does roasts. Yeah, well the Kill Tony podcast which is kind of interview format but then he also has this stage show which I think is on four shows a week at Joe's Comedy Club

07:57 And he lets new comics come up. They get to do one minute of bit and then they have a panel and they just slaughter whoever's up there, so that's kind that's kind of the roasting part but is really a cultural insult comic particularly during covid. He was just saying the Chinese suck and they can't you know it's a whole thing that says is not some of its really funny most was like OK But I thought it was very, I thought his stuff was good. He had good stuff during the... And he did a joke that the Democrats tried to jump on which was that he says well you know there's a big view we've heard about this big island of garbage in the ocean and he says it turns out to be Puerto Rico yeah and by the way he is sold out Madison Square Garden three times himself for a solo show

08:48 So they've marginalized the guy as some crazy comic, but I guess as you point out he's not a marginal character. But the Puerto Rican thing they tried to make hay with that and so it didn't go anywhere really and then it became kind of a topic conversation until Joe Biden comes on the air, on this Zoom call and it gets distributed all over the place for some again unknown reason. Unknown biases, unknown discussion we don't know anything about but it was Biden and he said the following just the other day a speaker at his rally called Puerto Rico a floating island of garbage well let me tell you something

09:33 I don't know the Puerto Rican that I know or Puerto Rico where in my home state of Delaware, they're good decent honorable people. The only garbage I see floating out there is his supporters." So by the way he almost said where I'm from yeah Where you went to school? I went to school with Puerto Ricans So, Scott Adams did something very interesting and I believe he is correct. Although the sabb... you are correct about the sabotage and i'm about to explain this with these three clips so scott adams he says this is really a very fine people thing on the Biden side now i'm just going to play it again

10:22 The last bit here, so we all are clearly hear what Biden said. The only garbage I see floating out there is his supporters Okay the only garbage that I see floating out here is his supporters Here's what Scott Adams said This story is total bullshit He didn't say that No he didn't say that What? Let me tell you what he said The supporters...the word supporters If you thought the supporters was apostrophe S, then what it means is the only garbage I see floating out there is coming from his supporters. Meaning the things they say about Puerto Rico The only garbage is something that belongs to his supporters. Possessive s Now listen to it again! The only garbage I see floating out there are his supporters

11:13 So, I'm not – I think Scott has a very good point here. Were it not that Kareem Jean-Pierre Abdul Jabbar did not explain it as a possessive. She explained it differently. So just to clarify, he was not calling Trump supporters garbage which is why he put out this is why he wanted to make sure that we put out A statement that clarified what he meant and what he was trying to say And so I just want to make that very clear for folks who are watching and now-and I just wanna read that out to folks. So he's regarding to the comedian

11:52 He was not saying this regarding to the comedian. In fact, he very clearly says supporters plural with an S one more time. The only garbage I see floating out there is his supporters It's about the s Now Karine Jean-Pierre is either so desperate or in such a destructive and I think you're right sabotage mode that she even got a stooge of the press corps I have not been able to figure out who it was. It's, you know, that's Ducey no it's not Ducey definitely is not him. No it's not Ducey. Got a stooge from the press corps to ask... To set her up with a question and explicitly say supporter-err-err Not supporters but supporter to

12:39 legitimize and give her the alley-oop for her, oh no that was about the comedian. Listen to this setup which is really from a... I mean this is not a press corps, this is a propaganda corp! Did you hear him say supporter? Even vocal fries it a little bit supporter, Trump's supporter is a murder garbage. And I know he's trying to clarify that he was trying to talk about what the person said but one...I guess I want to know does he think less

13:18 of Americans who support Trump than he does of those who do not. And two, why is he using that kind of rhetoric? How is that presidential? How about that set-up question? I mean, is this a moron or is this someone who's a shill in the audience? So is he using that to say something bad about Trump supporters? A couple of things, a couple of things. He was not calling Trump supporters garbage which is why he put out this is why he wanted to make sure that we put out a statement that clarified what he meant and what he was trying to say and so just want to make that very clear for folks who are watching you know and I just wanna

14:00 Read that out to folks. So he was regarding to the comedian and I quote, I referred to the hateful rhetoric about Puerto Rico spewed by Trump's supporter. Supporter? Oh now it's supporter! What?! It's supporter because you set it up this is a sad setup. About Puerto Rico spewed by Trump's supporter at his Madison Square Garden rally as garbage which is the only word I can think of to describe it. His demonization of Latinos is unconscionable, that's all I meant to say." The comments at the rally don't reflect who we are as a nation.

14:41 So even this could, Scott Adams could pull this apart and say no no it's about the supporter because she left off the apostrophe s. The bottom line who cares? It's America! It's hilarious listen to this... I have to add to this first of all Can you turn your speakers down just a little bit i can't you keep cracking through the gate just a little bit What do you need? Just your speakers down a little bit, just a tad. Oh oh sorry! Yeah just a little bit... You were jamming to Darren O that's what was happening there. Oh yeah that was it so I was tapping my toe actually and

15:19 couple of First of all, we heard what we heard. Yes So Scott I know why Scotts doing this and I don't know why this is possibly because just own it because he wants he wants to be controversial and get People to think he's awesome his the sentence that followed what? He said with no edits is What would do a Biden said I don't have a clip of it by it is out there though immediately after what he said, right at the end of it. He says his demonization is unconscionable now is he talking about the comedian? Or about Trump! We're about Trump we know what he's talking about and we know Joe Biden if you're gonna be calling everybody in Nazi or fascist misogynists you go on and on and on... Now he's Mr. Nice Guy

16:18 I mean, so give me a break. All this is nonsense and if anybody's gonna nobody's gonna buy it and nobody's gonna buy Scott's analysis. This was obvious what he meant and he did it on purpose and I think him may have subconsciously done it to sabotage the campaign because he subconsciously hates the idea that he's not running cuz he knows he'd be doing better than Kamala's doing well in in grand American tradition Which is somehow the opposite of a Dean scream. I don't know how he does it, Trump just... And this sounds like this has the whole feel like it's from his mind. Oh get me garbage truck! This is great idea

16:58 Maybe he's got... Yeah? I have the explanation of how this came about. Oh, let me play this quickie and then i want to hear your explanation clip. While former president Trump holds dueling campaign events in those same battlegrounds speaking in North Carolina earlier responding to President Biden's comments on Puerto Rico insisting Biden called Trump supporters garbage though the White House says that's not what he meant Joe Biden finally said what he and Kamala really think of our supporters. He called them garbage And they mean it. Today, ahead of his rally in Green Bay Wisconsin Trump in a garbage truck How do you like my garbage truck? This truck is an honor of Kamala and Joe Biden Both candidates will then head west tomorrow with Trump expected at a rally in New Mexico and Nevada So the Hill Country Christian nationalists are all emailing Psalm 2 verse 4 around today He who sits in heaven laughs The Lord holds them in derision

18:03 It has ignited everybody with glee and humor. It's fantastic! Everybody loves this. So Trump did the topper, there are two parts of it, these are the two Trump clips I have... He's in Green Bay wearing the vest. The vest! So he's wearing the vest... It needed some garb, it needed to be dirtied up a little bit. Needed like half of banana peel or something that was too clean Well I don't think you have to go that far but i'll say this The vest he is wearing is not the vest he wore on the truck Oh well okay Okay He changed the vest But he still makes it sound like he did With the Hardy Boys now The Hardy Boys have figured something out Its a different vest but thats okay

18:50 So he does, he talks about how this came about and it turns into a new bit. This was five minutes so I had to cut it in half and take some of the long applause lines out but this is part one of his explanation. This outfit you know when they called us all garbage How stupid what a stupid word that blows deplorable away don't ya think? Of course I thought irredeemable when she said deplorable or irredeemable. I thought irredeemable was actually worse, but deplorable seemed to catch up with this garbage stuff blows it away so... I'm in this beautiful plane and enjoying myself have a wonderful suit on. Beautiful plane! And one of my people came in and said sir you know the word garbage is the hottest thing right now? Out there

19:53 The hottest thing out there, sir Would you like to drive a garbage truck? Now we're about you know 30 minutes from landing. We had to do this pretty quick I said it's sort of cool though isn't it because you know and I said You know I think that's okay But yeah, I don't feel comfortable wearing the suit And they pulled up this garbage truck. I don't know how the hell they did it so fast, I have very capable people They put a big sign on the truck Did you see it? I think they showed us and then they said Sir, we have a vest. I said wow Should i leave my suit on and put it over the vest but that doesn't look very good right? That doesn't look good so i said all right look let me take it off And then i actually said...i climbed into the truck but here's the thing So i said how do you get into this truck its way up high

20:43 This was a beauty I said you didn't have to buy it that big right you have to get it that big They brought this brand new gorgeous truck wonderful driver. He looked like Cary Grant in his prime, you know Okay boomer And he drove that big thing up Then I said man is bad because now we have all the cameras are all what did look look at all the fake news they were most of them He did have to do a little hoisting to get himself in I noticed. Yes, he pulled it off. Yeah well he continues with the story

21:19 Most of them, many of them were there and I'm saying oh boy. You know one little mistake with these guys and your political career is over you can't even so I said man if i don't get up to this it's going to be very embarrassing These stupid people they'll say he's cognitively and physically impaired And I can do that when I am alongside this great athlete I gotta get up to that So look the first day was like up here I'm saying shit. So, so I had the adrenaline going and I made it. And then I gave a little news conference from the front of you know they ask their wise guy questions and everything and then we drove about two feet I got out. And then I got in the car and I'm driving over here and I have this still on and come into the arena and I say where's my jacket?

22:20 I want to get out of this stage. And they said it would be unbelievable if you could wear it on stage. And I said, no way! I got 25000 people standing outside and all these people here there's no way I'm wearing it on stage They said okay sir. I say give me my jacket but if you did It actually makes you look thinner. I said, and they got me! I said, I want to wear it on stage when they said I looked thinner...I said in that case, I'll wear a mask. I may never wear a blue jacket again. I may go- I may go in this. They said that was my That was the word. That was the key so you look thinner So anyway, we had a little fun about a very serious subject

23:14 Yeah, I'm actually laughing about his shtick here. He's self-deprecating a lot more than he did in 2016 or 2020 for that matter. Yeah and that whole bit is very endearing So by the way, you know that it's funny that getting into that truck is because Bruni I got brunetti has a fire truck That's similar to that garbage truck in terms of getting into it. That's the one you crashed into the fence. I Never crashed into the fan. That's his what he says but you have You have to actually be shown how to get into it because you just, if you look at it as why do you get in this thing? It's a very similar. And if you watch Trump get into it, you see that part of the mechanism is grabbing a hole of a couple of grips that you have to know where they are and then pull yourself out. Well what's happening here with this... A typical retail politician move as you go

24:15 to the rodeo, to the county fair. You eat the stupid corn dog you know? You pretend you like the burger... Yeah and they take a picture of you sucking on a giant corn dog! And you gotta have your shirt sleeves rolled up and your jacket off which is all phony but this is just such an obvious one it makes so much by the way also looks like in like an airport marshal or with the jacket on he looks like a construction worker I mean people identify with that vest So I think that will go down as just a brilliant move. I want to go back though, because this all started and it was...I mean, I didn't clip my hate listen but I'm telling you Kara and Scott were like this is the October surprise! Now we can get all the Puerto Ricans to vote for Kamala. And these people are so insanely stupid. And jitty about it too. Wait wait wait, the October surprise was the comic?

25:09 Yes, that was the October surprise. There were even some stories like people would email me it was a setup right? It was a set up for him to do that I'm like what are you talking about So I'm gonna go to NPR first because they summarized the Madison Square rally as you'd expect them to. Former President Trump was in New York holding a rally at Madison Square Garden and one of the speakers described Harris as quote, The Antichrist that was one of many insults and grievances as Trump made his final appeal to the nation. NPR political correspondent Daniel Kurtzleben was in the arena. Daniel good morning! Hey good morning! What was it like?

25:47 Well, it was a Trump rally but it was dialed way up in intensity. It started with more than four hours of guest speakers and the first guests of the night set what was a pretty vitriolic tone. Comedian and podcaster Tony Hinchcliffe joked that Puerto Rico is quote a floating island of garbage he also said that Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelsey quote might be the next OJ Simpson. Kelsey of course is dating Harris supporter Taylor Swift So what we have here seems to be a joke about killing one of the most famous women in the world. And it just went from there, one speaker seemed to imply that Harris is a prostitute Tucker Carlson made fun of Harris being biracial he also called her low IQ Later in his speech Carlson nodded to racist great replacement theory so overall really inflammatory night Given that Republicans are trying to appeal to all kinds of people this doesn't sound like a unifying message Big mistake No and that matters

26:43 Consider the gender gap in this election. Polls show Trump is ahead with men, that he's well behind with women Well when one of his openers jokes about Taylor Swift being killed by her boyfriend That arguably isn't a winning message for those women voters Wow what a way to explain a joke I need to say something about Hitchcliff for a moment As I... because I watched it you know but I saw him I saw most of those in real time And as I'm watching him, and his whole message was free speech. Freedom of speech and being able to say what you want and not everybody getting so butthurt... We happened to be re-watching all of Seinfeld starting at episode one which by the way Kramer was called Kessler in episode one oddly and episode two he was Kramer

27:29 And, you know, so Jerry Seinfeld if you've never seen the show he does. You know it's opens with some stand up of his where he kinds of sets up with this observational humor sets up the episode and then he comes back about three quarters of the way through and then sometimes at the end. I remember what it was like in New York in the 80s. You had The Comedy Cellar and all these other places, and all of these comics would come on to MTV and you know Gilbert Gottfried Judy Tenuta and Elmo Gosh! Judy Tenuta? Yeah oh yeah they would do VJ segments you know and obviously from time to time hey come by the club and see my set tonight And they would do...

28:13 this kind of stand-up that Tony Hitchcliff is doing and it was like no one was butthurt. You might get booed or heckled, but it wasn't like people were ready to go beat you up and call you a Nazi I mean the Taylor Swift OJ joke was pretty funny in context so we just lost that with the bullying at school and the hate speech and all this stuff And somehow it came back and Hitchcliff along with others, is kind of making it okay to do that again without everybody getting all off-kilter about it. Now this Nazi rally comparison 1939... This started with Atlantic Magazine

28:57 It started with an article by, I forget who it is in Atlantic magazine which i can't read because behind a paywall but all right. I guess NPR and all the hoity-toity people read it and so they went oh yeah that's right 1939 Nazi rally! And I just happened to come across this clip Is that the article has said that equated Trump with Hitler? Yes. Stalin? Yes. Well you know who the writer was? Hit me. Ann Applebaum Oh well of course And we know who owns the Atlantic, Laurene Powell Jobs. I happen to have a short clip here of an interview that she did on Recode which was Kara Swisher's conference sitting on stage it's Lauren Powell Jobs and Kamala Harris how coincidental is that?

29:54 And it's about why she bought Atlantic Magazine. It was pretty obvious to me that we could build... By the way, she is really pretty in this interview You know, over time I think she's gotten ugly because of the inside. She's like... I agree with you 100%. That was all right but she was pretty during this interview like wow stunning and she became unpretty it was pretty obvious to me that we could build We build out in a very cross-disciplinary way our work, capital investing and policy and philanthropy. And we could do this work forever and ever, and we could have the narrative overtaken by

30:45 by someone who has a lot of power, who's completely contrary to us. And we could never get to the place where we think were part of more just and equal society and so it was obvious that if we could be part the creation of cultural narrative, that would enhance and amplify all the work that we're doing. Which is Hillary Clinton talked about today is telling the story getting content out there yeah she was yes you know yeah early days for us but that's that's the idea behind it we want to inspire the kind of stories that we'd like to see told do ever see buying something bigger like The New York Times for example? Is it for sale? It could be for you

31:32 So, there it is. She bought it with her philanthropy and with their investments and with their contacts to set cultural narrative. And Applebaum I'm sure they're all hanging out at the tea table. Hey hey! I know what you got. I got a great idea Lauren. I've got a great idea." So then the mainstream, the M5M comes into into play, they've all got the memo. They've all got the message. Yep! This is it. We played some of it on the last episode. It was insane, the comparisons before the rally even took place Before it even took place...it was just everyone off-off the hook

32:07 And I mean seriously, and it's not even really the same venue. It's called the same thing but the Madison Square Gardens of today was actually opened in 1968. Oh that's interesting. The other place was not even there now someplace else Which makes it funnier. So I have a series of NPR clips that are just, I have to play because they're not to be believed but I need to start with... Morning Joe they've been all over this they've been saying he's Hitler since 2015 But then Mika shows up on The View and she has a rehearsed bit which is just... I mean, she's a mental patient. Mental Mika! It was pathetic Oh you've seen this? Oh yeah

32:56 I think it was everything that you need to know about Donald Trump in one weird white nationalist Nazi type rally. And of course there's historic parallels to where and when this happens, but even more so it also points out Everything that we know but it's important to act on right now because this is the moment and we won't have it again Nobody gets a pass trashing America. Yeah, Puerto Rican Americans nobody gets a pass Degrading people so I'm sure Joe was like Mika This is your nobody gets a pass speech its beautiful It's beautiful baby you go do it on the view nobody gets a pass

33:37 degrading legal migrants and terrorizing people. Nobody gets a pass threatening his enemies with using the military against them, nobody gets a pass on inciting an insurrection, nobody gets a pass on saying he fancies Hitler and wants to have generals like his. They fancy Hitler! For those who don't know Mika is Mika Brzezinski daughter of famous Brzezinski who was probably one of the biggest warmongers in our history. Afghanistan... He's a foreign policy wonk that worked under the Carter administration and others, and he was from Eastern Europe and hated the Russians

34:20 Everything he was just plotting against them trying to get the US government. He really would love to have seen World War three Nobody gets a pass on Insulting veterans and saying those who died for our country I mean, I think she missed the very fine people there but she had everything else are suckers and losers except for convicted felon Donald Trump. And guys, here's the warning you all have set it up but let me take it a step further please if I may. This is called normalization. Remember this word normalization? It's very dangerous this is called... John in case you didn't know this is called

35:03 normalization. This is called normalization, yes? This is the descent into fascism if we so choose. Normalizing January 6th it's a day of love today I'll say again and again and again. Normalizing enemy from within I'll say it again and again until you get tired until it's not so funny anymore or you think he doesn't mean it until you realize he does mean and its too late. Too late! Now wait, now she is going to wind up by talking about herself and her poor parents...her poor parents

35:38 the evil chess master himself, Brzezinski. These strict abortion bans are a beautiful thing. Are you kidding me? We got to wake up and here's the good news because I come with such dire warnings and I mean them from the bottom of my heart as a daughter of refugees who came here escaping war. To go and try and start more war! Came here for America to be a part of the democracy. Yes, to be part of building something beautiful where they could be free and kill other people I'm telling you the good news is that i believe women will be the beacon in this election Women will be the beacon in this election okay so my god it went on from two more minutes and she's almost crying now he's a terrible person yes she is

36:32 So now NPR, and this just blew me away. The setup clip is a little long the rest are quite short so on the media Brook Gladstone she had Jason Stanley on the show and she will introduce his credits in a moment but I did not want to withhold the set up pay attention to the music Someone should get a some kind of award for the music with her.

37:07 her opening about this horrible, horrible man of Hitler. On Sunday Donald Trump hosted a rally at Madison Square Garden in New York prompting critics to compare the event to another one in the same place many years ago No it's not the same place! It was not the same place! Fake news! Fact check false In 1939 more than 20 000 supporters of a different fascist leader Adolf Hitler Pax the garden for a so-called pro America rally mind you this is NPR your national public radio Use the word do do the usages here a different fascist leader. Oh, yeah

37:49 It's too delicious to believe. Implying, of course that Trump is a fascist leader? Oh they're gonna straight-up say it don't worry. Packed the garden for so called pro America rally A rally where speakers voiced anti semitic rhetoric from a stage draped with Nazi banners Those speeches in New York drew chilling attention to the ways in which American policy had inspired the Führer American lawmakers generations ago Promulgated laws forbidding intermarriage. I love this, so to set your tone they bring out this old speech you know like these are American Nazis oh no! White and black yellow brown and red inhabitants it has been always been very much... What?

38:34 The guy sounds Irish. Hey, mine be. ...American wherever a race problem became acute to instinctively attempt to create legislation designed to protect the Aryan character of this nation... At Sunday night's rally at the Garden Trump and his allies untempered and unbound traded in racist tropes... Untempered and unbound! Nationalistic rhetoric to an eager crowd warned warmed up by the insult comic Tony Hinchcliffe. I don't know if you guys know this, but there's literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now yeah i think it's called Puerto Rico The lineup included Tucker Carlson Elon Musk RFK Jr Rudy Giuliani and the irresolutely jingoistic Stephen Miller America is for Americans and Americans only! And then of course the main attraction

39:29 is now an occupied country but it will soon be an occupied country no longer. Not gonna be happening, not gonna be happening." Okay so and just everything is a beautiful setup So now she brings in the professor they always bring these professors- This is by the way what you're playing is absolutely shameful Oh we're only getting started She brings in a professor People, by the way people who send their money to NPR should be sending it to us. Yes so Jason Stanley is going to introduce some new concepts to us some new terms and he is going to explain the fascism of Trump

40:20 His credits will be mentioned in the intro here in the past few weeks there seemed to come a tipping point where? speeches became increasingly specific about the vengeance he'd wreak against his enemy those who had hesitated The music is terrible. No, it's great! ...against his enemies and even those who had hesitated were now applying the word fascist... Fascists! ...to the GOP nominee Even those who hesitated On last week show we aired an interview with Jason Stanley a professor of philosophy at Yale University Who has used the F-word to describe Trump early and often Professor of philosophy Now what does a

41:09 Does a professor of philosophy, is he then an expert in fascism? Well that's the funny thing you should ask that because fascism was kind of philosophically bound to certain philosophers. So I think it's a stretch but not a bad one Let's listen to the good professor Trump early and often I've been sort of involved in the let's call it fascism wars since my 2018 book when i talked about how much the rhetoric we're seeing is just very clearly fascist rhetoric. So Trump has been called authoritarian, dangerous for democracy for a long time what has he done or said or implied that advances him from a threat to democracy to a fascist?

42:00 Yeah, I think focusing on Trump is a mistake because it's really the whole fascist social and political movement. And that's why the history of the United States is so vital rather than looking at Europe where we did have figures like Mussolini and Hitler. We need to look at the whole structure for example Langston Hughes in 1937 said black Americans don't need to be told about fascism It's just a European word for Jim Crow But now we have a much more European structure with the fascist leader of the fascist social and political movement, kind of Christian fascism here. There we go!

42:38 We have another atheist speaking up. Christian fascism, oh it's good! What are the stepping stones? What are the stepping stones what is happening now that so alarms you well you're looking at the targets of fascism immigrants LGBTQ people, which were central targets of the Nazi party. Gender fluidity is an enemy of fascism because fascism is about making sure that dominant group remains numerically the largest group and women are there to bear children so the idea of trans women as antithetical to the central role, the identity of women in fascist ideology on the federal level you've already seen- Isn't this great?

43:24 Is this guy just making it up as he's going along? No. Gender ideology is somehow now tied up in this whole thing Oh, oh yeah you can't have trans women because... So this guy is basically a genderist Well well... See in project 2025 and elsewhere There it is Trump has been clear that they want to remove federal funding from school districts unless they use immutable gender categories so all children born male must be referred to with male pronouns. Oh, the humanity pronoun nut! Oh the humanity and of course you know this proof that this is happening I mean just take a look at it And we're already seeing that here The Supreme Court has been altered so its just a vehicle for far right policy at this point and for Trump

44:14 Oh, it's been altered. By the way, Democrat senators also voted for these Supreme Court justices we seem to forget that like Trump just said get in there. Get in there! Now back to- And it hasn't been altered any more so than its ever been altered by changing justices when one quits and another one gets put in Now we go to the normalization bit. This is a 911 call, those who are refusing the label of fascism are normalizing what we're seeing Do you hear a narrative here? This normalization he got the memo He got the memo Are normalizing what were seeing because the impact of saying this is not fascism

44:58 That impact on listeners is, okay we really don't need to worry much. This is politics as usual. This is not politics as usual. That's not to say that these forces haven't always been here in the United States. There's another way of looking at it just where this is sort of a victory of whatever the Jim Crow South has transformed into and I think There's widespread agreement that this is the federalizing of what's happening in states like Texas now. In the black American tradition, you call those forces racial fascism. Racial fascist? I don't know what-I don't know what i am now! I'm a racial christian nationalist fascists You know these guys and this Jim Crow meme nobody knows what they're talking about This is elitist bull crap Well it's NPR Elitist Voices

45:50 Okay, why are people voting for Trump? I mean if he's so fascist this is not good. So let's consider Why people vote for Trump some say it's because he'll solve structural problems within American democracy Yeah Do you think that people who vote for Trump Do it because of or despite his fascist leanings? There is a large level... Wow! What a leading question. Isn't it great?! Are you still beating your wife, come on yes or no? His fascist leanings. There is a large literature on what makes people vote for authoritarians or strongmen and Ruth Ben-Gillis term, the authoritarian personality work by Adorno and coauthors published in early 1950s. Oh he's got facts John I'm a little intimidated all about this the authoritarian personality being someone who leans towards

46:47 voting for fascist leaders. They even came up with something called the F scale, the fascism scale for measuring this and the features are things like being raised in a patriarchal family because patriarchy is very central for fascism and the whole idea of... Hold on a sec! If you're raised in a patriarchal family ie you got a dad you got a mom Then you're pretty much on track to be a fascist. Is that what I'm hearing? Yes, exactly what you hear, Emily because patriarchy is very central for fascism and the whole idea of decline is connected with feminism My country goes downhill if women stop having babies and start taking leadership roles No! Of course we can't have women in leadership roles. I got it now This is by the way

47:35 Before I forget, this is leading to the bonus clip. Oh good! Good good...I have the bonus clip. I'm almost done a couple of moments that these are sure keep going so short time enjoying this believe me okay so now this guy who's obviously a genderist yeah who is gay there's no question and then gay atheist he's setting back the gay agenda up against age oh he's a gayst let me put that is it gaytheists I think Gathias is an interesting show title. But it's really, it's not just Trump. It's going to roll everybody up in here and Brooke has a very interesting observation here about democracy

48:20 Now, just to remind everybody we live in a constitutional republic. We have representative government but our democracy and she's actually going to explain what she believes democracy is in very short clip I mean that's why we have to recognize that this isn't just about Trump This is a social and political movement of Christofascism if you will and libertarians What is Christofascism? Christian. Okay, and libertarians who want the government to be essentially eliminated. Libertarians are fascists. The libertarians of all the people that call fascist libertarians and libertarians who want the government to be essentially eliminated so they can have full power and not be constrained by essentially working class Americans. So now there's one

49:19 government hate... anarchists. Somehow libertarians are anarchists is what he said Now Brooke is going to expand on this very short so just listen 18 seconds What democracy really is? Working-class Americans So they don't have to share I mean isn't that what it's about Yes, It's about sharing because democracy is about sharing Whaaat? What? Democracy is about sharing, John. Listen! It's about sharing... This is the real basic breakdown between the left and the right which is one side wants

49:58 sharing communalist communist and socialism and they want government control which is forced sharing you'd be forced to share his gig your money on the given this guy as opposed to self-help yeah which is the other side of that equation here we go it's about sharing because democracy is about sharing democracy is the idea that its are country together work together to have public goods like public schools which are under attack by this social and political movement. Arbeit macht frei! And by the way, there is nothing about democracy in public schools... There's no connection I don't get this Well there is the if you listen to whole interview he talks about how incredibly important it is that we keep

50:44 the Department of Education so it can continue to indoctrinate the children into sharing, into the concept that democracy is sharing. I mean this is very infantile speak but its propaganda. Democracy is about sharing! Don't you want to share Jimmy? Come on Johnny don't you wanna share with Adam? We share and we all like to work together Then we work according to what we can do and we all have equal outcomes. It sounds fantastic, yes? According to his needs. There you go marks from each according to his abilities that is not democracy that is communism Yes two more here now of course he doesn't mention podcasts but it's kind of in here but really the media I mean especially

51:38 local radio and just radio, I mean television, radio. They're doing it! We have the destruction of local media by being bought up by these in case of Sinclair or far-right media conglomerates And a lot of local radio has been bought up by uh i guess you would call Christian fascists. Yes, yes! And that's not local media. What about Soros? I know it was like no mention of Soros buying all the radio stations obviously i'm not going to say that because we know that that's bullcrap too. Yes and that's not local media. People will simply cease to trust media and that environment as we know combined with social media results in conspiracy theories having Ferrari

52:24 engines. Oh, conspiracy theories with Ferrari engines and then he wraps it all up by crazily enough saying... Well hold on a second so that was the best he could do for a metaphor? Conspiracies which have nothing to do with automobiles or anything with Ferrari engines and this is like um this is lame this guy! He's not good. He's a gay theist, what do you expect? Now he is going to wrap it up by saying but it's really not fascism. People get bogged down in these kind of irrelevant details What we have is far right authoritarianism that targets the same targets Hitler did and the people who are like okay shouldn't call it fascists

53:15 fully agree that this movement has all the dangers of fascism. So I use the term fascism because we don't have another word for something that looks so much like fascism, everyone agrees even in the fascist debate and what were facing is very dangerous. Money shot! We don't have a word for it? Someone just use fascism! Come on NPR you're out of control I know, I know. So that brings me to a clip...I actually would rather play a couple other things before I get to the Cuban clip which is more crap from these people this is campaign about the DC speech PBS I would this is uh um this is

54:07 Right PBS not NPR. I got in PR stuff to us yes, I got NPR into garbage I saw have four clips here you probably play the just so we get it straight voices of America this is NPR or PbS which is very slanted is It's really pathetic actually. But here they're talking about, they're wrapping the campaign we only got five days left and so we're gonna talk about the DC speech that Kamala, all this great speech she gave, the one that was undercut by Biden's garbage comments... No one is talking about her DC speech! But PBS is! Oh yeah of course. Meanwhile Vice President Kamala Harris made her case in North Carolina's capital Raleigh

54:56 We have just six days left in one of the most consequential elections of our lifetime. And we have work to do! In Washington, D.C., last night a crowd and the tens of thousands gathered to see Harris deliver her closing arguments on the White House Ellipse lawn — the same place Trump gave his infamous January 6th speech. We know who Donald Trump is. He is the person who stood at this very spot nearly four years ago and sent an armed mob to the United States Capitol to overturn the will of the people in a... Wait a minute, they were armed with appeal-to-heaven flags? Is she doing this on The Mall? She's doing it. Yeah it's called The Ellipse I think Oh! The Ellipse yes

55:52 Harris painted Trump as a threat to democracy and vowed to represent all Americans. These United States of America, we are not a vessel for the schemes of wannabe dictators. The United States of America is the greatest idea humanity ever devised. A nation big enough to encompass all our dreams, strong enough to withstand any fracture or fissure between us

56:31 fearless enough to imagine a future of possibilities. So America, let us reach for that future. Vapid. Wasn't democracy fragile? I don't know, but I don't know so they gave that's kind of a best they could do by pulling what they could pull. It's inspirational it reminds me a bit of Martin Luther King. She's screaming at the top of her lungs where is the joy yeah so did so they continue to report and then they give that

57:10 They talk, not talking about Trump's campaign where he is and you can tell me you can't hear the slant this anti-Trump slant from PBS. And I will say to people out there if you're donating to this PBS operation in any way shape or form stop it! And give it to us Exactly. Trump made his closing arguments with a large rally at New York's Madison Square Garden last Sunday, an event later criticized for racist and sexist rhetoric throughout, including a comedian calling Puerto Rico a quote floating island of garbage. Trump responded to the criticism last night on Fox. They put a comedian in which everybody does you throw comedians in? You don't vet them and go crazy is nobody's fault

57:57 But somebody said some bad things. President Biden also weighed in on a Zoom call with Latino supporters last night. The only garbage I see floating out there is his supporters, his demonization of Latinos in an unconscionable way. Wow! Wow. I'm sure that adds to the context, yeah? I'm sure he's not only talking about kill Tony at that point at that point is clearly talking about Trump Yeah There was one little addition at the end of the demonization He had another look once you back it up see me play that again call with Latino supporters last night The only garbage I see floating out there as his supporters His demonization seen as unconscionable and its own American

58:55 His demonization of things is unconscionable. So it wasn't just about Tony demonizing Puerto Rico, which he wasn't so yeah there you go so yes Scott Adams should listen to everything in context Later clarifying he was referring to the comedian's rhetoric not Trump voters Good try And by the way Harris Stop When did we ever hear Biden say any of this clarification stuff? This is all came from John Pierre Van Damme. She wrote it! She just wrote a statement, but he didn't say anything He didn't say anything and never apologized Did you see him at the Halloween party No Oh so

59:38 Firstly comes out with the giant panda. So it wasn't the Easter Bunny this time is a giant panda Well, the Easter Bunny scares him so the Panda is handling him he's pointing out Over there and he goes huh, and he walks over. It's a pandler a literal pandler handler We're coming up with a million of them today it's a pandler And then you know like oh look at this cute baby, and it goes up any boys biting the baby Oh yeah bites the baby and then another baby bit the other baby to be two babies I mean He didn't get enough for lunch. I mean come on Joe his demonization scene is unconscionable, and it's un-american

1:00:18 Later clarifying he was referring to the comedian's rhetoric, not Trump voters. Today Harris distanced herself from his remarks. First of all he clarified his comments but let me be clear I strongly disagree with any criticism of people based on who they vote for And as president of the United States, I will be a precedent for all Americans whether you vote for me or not. A running mate Governor Tim Walz echoed that message in Charlotte North Carolina We can choose a path that includes everyone that is hopeful it adheres to the American values Or we can get dark

1:00:56 dark negative and sink into a place that's all about one person, Donald Trump. That's the choice. But the Trump campaign pounced with Senator J.D. Vance saying Harris and Biden should be ashamed of themselves. That too comes in the context of a pattern of coarse and insulting language from Trump. Joe Biden became mentally impaired. Kamala was born that way. We can't stand you, your ass! including these remarks today about Democrats. It's the most corrupt, horrible people! These are horrible people! Oops we should get along with everybody they're horrible people! So there is a little angle difference there between those two? Yeah of course Of course Well let's go to NPR this is NPR in the garbage remark Okay Just the other day I'm sorry

1:01:55 Wait, NPR Garb- Oh I got it. His rally today was mostly pretty standard for Trump he talked about his plan to do mass deportations he also talked about inflation but also as you mentioned there he really railed against this comment that President Biden made Tuesday night. Biden had been talking about Trump's Sunday Madison Square Garden rally where at that rally a comedian referred to Puerto Rico as a quote floating island of garbage Biden in talking about this stuff. That is just in general, it's this is very dishonest reporting you should say a comedian made a joke where the Puerto Rico was the brunt of a joke but to say he referred to Puerto Rico as a floating island of garbage not only that but it's both this report and the other one if you noticed they said quote

1:02:52 Oh, interesting. A floating island of garbage. Oh, interesting... Biden, in talking about this stumbled over his words and it momentarily sounded like he was calling Trump supporters garbage. Okay so you have this comment from Biden and you have a series of racist and misogynist comments from that New York rally tell us how Trump addressed all of that today did he? So okay I've seen your head on the said this is still more code from Biden Wow these people are all

1:03:27 They're gonna be out of a job. Podcasting is taking over. Jeff Bezos said it! Did you see Jeff Bezos? He said, oh our problem is these podcasters No, you have to get that clip. No no it's not a clip! Lack of credibility isn't unique to the Post our brethren newspapers have the same issue and it's a problem not only for the media but also for the nation many people are turning to off-the-cuff podcasts Off The Cuffs? So there is just no work involved? No no just sitting down just yapping

1:04:05 inaccurate social media posts and other unverified news sources which can quickly spread misinformation and deepen division. It's our fault! Off the cuff, you!" You know what's interesting about that quote and others? Especially the stuff you see on Macedon... And I'll point a finger at Dan Gilmore who is one of these reporters... Well ex-reporter but I don't know what he's doing now but he was a professor at University Arizona for Arizona State, one of the two. Arizona State for a while teaching all that we had to be activists as journalists. We shouldn't be balancing anything but then they're condemning like Twitter and they're condemning podcasting... Meanwhile Gilmore's the guy who wrote a book about citizen journalism which is exactly what this is! Sources go direct

1:05:04 Citizen journalism is Twitter. Yeah, but okay it's all bad now and now that it's turning on him Okay this NPR in garbage too and this then I get what did I have to Cuban club? And I'm done. All right. I'm excited Okay well despite trying to draw attention to Biden's comments Trump has still about women, about Latinos as a whole. Plus Tucker Carlson told the crowd that leaders political leaders are trying to replace American voters which is a reference to the racist great replacement theory at any rate Trump is doing this very broad cleanup he has called the New York rally a love fest and at a rally in Pennsylvania last night he said quote nobody loves our Latino community and our Puerto Rican community more than I do Wow! He's so bad

1:06:09 So I caught this on this morning's Outnumbered, a Fox show where Kaylee McEnany played and it starts off with Mark Cuban on the view And he's not actually on The View, he's calling in. So it's like a remote and I don't understand why they couldn't do the show or they wouldn't bring him in? Or they just had to have him on? I don't know what the deal is with this. There was a Zoom call on The View and Mark Cuban condemning Trump women

1:06:45 And then this is followed immediately by Kayleigh just being personally offended and going nuts. And here we go. Donald Trump, you never see him around strong intelligent women ever! It's just that simple. They're intimidating to him, he doesn't like to be challenged by them. Mark Cuban okay I had to take a breath before this because this is so profoundly offensive! I worked for Donald Trump i consider myself a strong woman i consider those around me strong women Kellyanne Conway Brooke Rollins Ivanka Trump Hope Hicks Sarah Sanders we

1:07:39 not Biden, excuse me Harris campaign surrogate Mark Cuban. That is misogynistic in my view get out of here Mark Cuban Kamala Harris he's your surrogate I want to hear from you do you agree the women are weak and ineffective whatever he said get out of here and i can't wait to hear from you Kamala. The woman scorned like mark cube who cares about mark cuban who cares about any of these people? He said nudnik. I don't really care about anybody but John C Dvorak

1:08:27 Yeah, what you say matters. Nothing else these people say matter I like to listen to my own billionaires Well, you're not getting one here Um, I need to play just a couple things about because they're now obviously we're getting close to the election I early voted We have uh, we do not have dominion voting machines here Do not we did not have yes There's a big explanation for how they work and what they do and what they don't and no pictures No pictures is your phone off Not allowed. Is that right? Yeah, no pictures I said Before you before you discuss that any further can I play this little short clip from PBS on paper ballots

1:09:06 Yes, here we go. The race for president ran through the Tar Heel state today Vice President Kamala Harris and former President Donald Trump both rallied in North Carolina One of the crucial swing states that could secure a victory in next week's election In Rocky Mount, North Carolina Former President Donald Trump urged voters to send him back to the White House This election is a choice between whether will have Four more years, think of this. Four more years of gross incompetence. Continuing to sow doubt about the security of the election I'm hearing all sorts of stories we're not going to have the result by Tuesday night We spent all this money on computers

1:09:46 If you go back to paper ballots and it's watermarked, you know paper is now very sophisticated believe it or not. In fact the vast majority over 97% of votes cast in this election will be recorded on paper The head official in charge of US cybersecurity and infrastructure told the NewsHour recently Gotta remember, election infrastructure. The voting systems where Americans cast their ballots not connected to the internet so very difficult for somebody to hack into those voting machines Secondly over 97% paper ballots that voters can look at and verify themselves Yes I should This is a lot Well hold on Hold on hold on I should clarify it was a paper ballot I filled it in with a pen

1:10:34 But it then goes into the ballot scanner and that's where, and I don't know if anyone else has it. When you put it in and it sucks it in and then I'm waiting for a receipt! That's your immediate feeling like oh shouldn't I have a receipt? This shows that this is what I voted for because I don't know what this machine has now registered Yeah, exactly. So that's not... is that a paper ballot? Does that count as a paper ballot? A paper ballot to me is something you fill out and then it goes into a pile and somebody hand counts it. Well they keep the paper ballot. That's the point. Is that if there is an issue then we can go back and count the paper ballots. Like when you use the Dominion system- That's no paper ballot. It coughs out a paper ballot when you're done with the barcode on it because you can't read!

1:11:24 No, I know. This is a bull crap comment! Yes well you're in the part of the 3% it's California and there were some issues with the Colorado voting machines which were not very... this is that Colorado thinks she's Secretary of State she was the nutjob with Trump derangement syndrome do you remember her? Yeah yeah forget what she was all What she had her panties in a bunch about but now now she's calling for her resignation! spreadsheet that anyone could download from the Secretary of State's website.

1:12:23 I understand what's going on and i know that it has a two-factor authentication with the second password which is probably a general password but they're calling it partial passwords because that makes me feel good. Only partial passwords were exposed so she says it didn't pose an immediate security threat to Colorado elections Colorado's elections have layers of security. Layers? So you actually need two passwords and physical access to voting equipment, uh to use those... To use the passwords for them to be worth anything A civil servant who hid the tabs on that spreadsheet is no longer with the department Is dead

1:13:03 Secretary Griswold says the passwords were online for months before her office was notified last Thursday. Republicans are demanding she resign state minority leader Rose Puglisi released these statements on behalf of Colorado House Republicans saying quote, while I have the utmost trust in the integrity of our county clerks who actually oversee the counting of votes, I have no trust that secretary Griswold is capable of leading our election system enough of her incompetence it's time for her to resign Get rid of her. She needs to go, needs to go. So the couple other issues we have a little more information about the ballot box that was lit on fire. We want to turn now to the FBI investigation into a suspected arson attack on ballot drop boxes

1:13:50 one in Oregon and one in Washington state. A law enforcement source confirms the incendiary devices used in the sabotage were marked with the words, free Gaza. Well tonight police warn suspect may strike again CBS's Nicole Skanga is here with some new developments all right what have you learned from your reporting? Isn't that interesting so it was some some anarchist leftist socialist nutjob who did this and we're not outraged? No, no. Nora investigators are still searching for a motive in these ballot box fires but a law enforcement source tells CBS News it's still unclear whether the suspect here is a pro-Palestinian sympathizer or just trying to stoke controversy

1:14:30 This is what's left of hundreds of burnt ballots inside a drop box in Clark County, Washington. An election official said an unknown number of other ballots were destroyed. The FBI has taken both incendiary devices to their laboratory in Huntsville Alabama for forensic analysis and are still searching for a male suspect who was driving this dark colored Volvo sedan. A Volvo! This should be easy. Anyway... Those damn Volvo guys! I'm telling you, but the rhetoric is being cranked up and well we're back to old hijinks people are stealing lawn signs it's an outrage but oh

1:15:19 There's some tips from Reuters if someone is trying to steal your Kamala Harris lawn sign. The fight for votes is raging not just in battleground states, but also across the front lawns of America. Oh no! Many voters have recently reported their campaign lawn signs being stolen and they're going great lengths to fight back Isn't this something that has been done for a hundred years? people stealing lawn signs, putting other lawn signs in. Isn't this... I mean have we not heard this for five cycles that this happens? I'm asking you it's not rhetorical. I don't know when lawn signs even began and i don't pay any attention to them but uh But this this yeah I would assume that people were

1:16:04 defacing, removing, replacing lawn signs since the Ed Lai Stevenson days. Didn't a Trump guy I'm recalling that he electrified his lawn sign? Well there's a guy who electrified my favorite one though was somebody had placed they there's all bunch of YouTube and TikTok videos of this these gags somebody had put a bunch of like bungie spikes Over on a lawn sign wasn't on lawn, but it's on the side of the road so you could easily and some guy did, drive over and knock the sign over with your car and then get back on the road easily enough. But you'd get a flat tire doing it. All right so listen to this... I think it's one of those election year irritants like those spam fundraising text messages you get or the attack ads you see on TV all the time that people I've talked to said not only is

1:17:00 theft, you're stealing something from somebody. But also you're suppressing their free speech and to certain people it can feel a bit like voter intimidation." How are these frustrated folks fighting back? Here we go! The most ingenious way to prevent this from happening or at least catch the thief is the use of Apple AirTags I spoke to two people who did that. They had their signs taken, then they put one of those little tracking devices on there and when their sign got stolen both of them said well they could see it travel around in a car as the car went to a house and so then they can call the police and the police can show up and say did you take this is this not yours?

1:17:37 Whereas otherwise it can be very difficult to prosecute. Police are not going to spend a lot of time on something like this when the theft is an item that typically costs 20 bucks or so and then on top of that there's the more low-tech solutions people say Common way to protect your signs is just smear them with Vaseline and glitter. That way the thief touches the sign, they get glitter and goop all over their hands and evidently it's very hard to get glitter off your hands." Oh my! How about some C5 in a remote control? C4 I don't know what c5 is... You know why do I keep-I always say C5. I think has something to do with that Lockheed Jet maybe. Oh yeah uh C4

1:18:17 And so while this is going on... Semtex, Semtex. Well all this is going on Rachel Maddow was still on MSNBC and she rolls out creaky Victoria Newland Russia phobe emeritus. Oh, she's the worst. The two of them together is like I'm surprised it stationed in explode. Just let us know that Vladimir Putin is doing it again! Third election in a row in which Russia has tried to interfere and try to get Trump into the White House

1:17:37 Whereas otherwise it can be very difficult to prosecute. Police are not going to spend a lot of time on something like this when the theft is an item that typically costs 20 bucks or so and then on top of that there's the more low-tech solutions people say Common way to protect your signs is just smear them with Vaseline and glitter. That way the thief touches the sign, they get glitter and goop all over their hands and evidently it's very hard to get glitter off your hands." Oh my! How about some C5 in a remote control? C4 I don't know what c5 is... You know why do I keep-I always say C5. I think has something to do with that Lockheed Jet maybe. Oh yeah uh C4

1:18:17 And so while this is going on... Semtex, Semtex. Well all this is going on Rachel Maddow was still on MSNBC and she rolls out creaky Victoria Newland Russia phobe emeritus. Oh, she's the worst. The two of them together is like I'm surprised it stationed in explode. Just let us know that Vladimir Putin is doing it again! Third election in a row in which Russia has tried to interfere and try to get Trump into the White House

1:18:53 How do you assess the magnitude and that type of interference they're attempting this year compared to what they've done in his previous two elections? Well, as you said earlier Rachel he's at it again. This time is not even trying to hide His hand and he has far more sophisticated tools. You know his AI is better so you can make these fake videos. His AI is so much better now, so it can make these fake videos He has done things like spend ten million dollars trying to buy American influencers Pool boy! Pool Boy! She's bringing up this old trope And get them parodying him This is great Oh she should have just said she got the pool boy

1:19:38 and Dave Rubin, and they really changed people's minds. His lines are not even know it is happening but he has also got a brand new very powerful tool which is Elon Musk and X. You know in 2020 the social media companies worked hard with the US government to try to do content moderation to try to catch this stuff as if was happening but this time we have Elon Musk talking directly to the Kremlin that every time the Russians put out something like this it gets 5 million views on X before anybody can catch it. I mean, it is just sad to see how low she has sunk! She's running with every nonsense thing thats been out Is she just reading Twitter and going yeah talk about this on Rachel's show? This is not true! Oh ok he has better AI for all... What videos?! What videos has Putin done

1:20:36 And what impact did the pool boy and Dave Rubin have? What impact... Oh yes, he's back at it again. The evil Putin! This is just pathetic. It really is pathetic I don't know what to make of it Well there is Musk... NPR is going after Musk too I guess Musk has put out some fake ads that look like Camilla ads that promote basically promote her actual ideas It's not like they're bullshit. But you can play, I have a clip of it. Yeah yeah what do you have? What do you have? Oh fake Musk ads? Yeah fake Musk Ads. Digital ad campaign backed by billionaire Elon Musk is pushing message... Elon! He's Elon! From now on the show will call him Elon. I like that this guy is reading the news about NPR and somehow believes that his name is Elon

1:21:33 What is that? How do you get to that point after all these years of listening about Elon, to say Elon. It just befuddles me Maybe he was doing the lawn sign story and he's still stuck in it. Elon sign, Elon! Elon! Oh, Elon! Digital ad campaign backed by billionaire Elon Musk is pushing messages that are intended to look like they're from Vice President Harris. Sen. P.R.'s Bobby Allen explains the ads make false claims about Harris A series of political ads appearing on Facebook falsely say Kamala Harris wants to institute a mandatory gun buyback program and make it easier for undocumented immigrants to receive their driver's license

1:22:16 They are from a group called Building America's Future. Do you want me to stop the clip so you can complain about that? I'm just saying, okay...I'm sorry and you're right but i just want to mention that what Ilan has produced here is actually part of her policy from the 2019-2020 era There's no evidence that she has changed it. No, Elon. Musk has spent more than $100 million bankrolling a Trump campaign field operation. He appears at Trump rallies and he's expected to have a role in the White House if Trump is elected. The billionaire has also turned his social media platform X into a powerful pro-Trump machine, where he has been amplifying misleading information about the integrity of the US voting system. The Washington Post recently called Musk a human October surprise

1:23:24 Well, meanwhile the actual ads from the Democrats are interesting. You've seen this one of the guy who's watching porn on his phone and jerking off in his bedroom? I have not seen...I've heard about that one. The one i've seen where the guys wink at each other and they vote for Harris or there two lesbians wink at each other until their husbands How do you know they're lesbians? They're not lesbians. You can tell by the way they are looking at each other, they are lesbians! No that ad is about...you don't have to vote who your husband tells you to vote for I know what the ads supposed to be about but what i'm seeing when I look at it is two lesbians Do you have gaydar now all of sudden? I've always said in the Bay Area you have to have Gaydar otherwise you get hurt

1:24:19 Alright, so the guy's in his bedroom jerking off. Sorry you can't do that What the hell man? How'd you get in here?! I'm your Republican congressman and now that we're in charge We're banning porn nationwide You can't tell me what to do! Get out of my bedroom you creep! I won the last election So it was my decision...I'm just gonna watch And make sure you don't finish illegally Yeah. Wow, that sounds like one of the... That sounds like a Roger Stone gambit there! Well but it's not I mean project 2025- What idiot would put what moron would put that ad out? Some pack

1:25:08 Well, they're not working for anything. The porn pack! There's a porn pack out there who are very worried that Trump will implement Project 2025 vision of making porn illegal which I'm pretty sure what's the guy's name? Larry Flint did a very good and in a way admirable job of proving that that will not happen it's free speech whatever you want I mean in general. He was the porn king and he fought it his whole life! Well, I have not seen that particular ad... It's pretty bad. It is really bad! Pretty bad? Well, he's a Democrat jerking off what else is new so... Hey-oh! So you want to hear one of the emails that are going around that family members are sending each other about what's going to happen during this election

1:26:08 Oh, this is now are we gonna be returning to the nuttiness of the right? Well yeah but yes I think we should. Which is what I would... Yeah! I love this stuff. And so and this is one of our producers- This one where they're going shut down the grid. Oh man. So uh this is from someone's aunt and she sent it to the whole family although not too um she didn't send it to She even mentions it here, I forget. I took some of this out because you know he said never to email me again so he's not on the email list. He's never on the email list! So there's always an October surprise during election years and we are running out of time below is the expected schedule of events although order may not be 100 percent print this now while you're thinking about it you won't have access once things begin and you will wish you had it for basic knowledge to lessen the trauma we will all feel

1:27:04 Once things start, everything will move along quickly. Any wars alien invasion pandemic or plague you hear on the news is all a lie! Try to stay positive and calm as possible emotional tension will be beyond anything imaginable as Bette Davis once said in a movie fasten your seatbelts it's going to be a bumpy ride Um, the countdown to release The Kraken is underway. Don't think... Oh we're back on The Kraken? Yeah! Didn't think they would play it out this far but here we are. Oh yeah Lee and Megan still not copied per Lee's instructions for me to never email him again leaving it to his family to communicate or not anticipated event schedule and this is a family email seven messages before shutdown following instructions for having supplies in returning home of traveling

1:27:55 You need to prep with food, water, toilet paper and other supplies. Have gas for generators full tank of gas in each vehicle you own in case you need extra gas for generators if you have any or for some other use Do you have a siphon? Wood for wood stoves and fireplaces solar generators are they charged might lose items in refrigerators or have other food options fill bathtubs with water when the messages start coming in rather than when power goes out and having buckets for pouring into toilets To use for personal hygiene spit baths Oh my god Once martial law is in place, any military scene are not going to be messed with or approached to ask what's going on. There will be a mix of international military and it'll be a totally different caliber so do as you were told! They won't be playing nice and we'll only be here to keep the peace make sure people have food and necessities if they didn't prepare help if there was a health issue

1:28:49 and to cart people off to FEMA camps who need to be picked up because they participated in crimes against humanity or treason. Do not intervene in anything they're doing, or off you go to the FEMA camps! The FEMA camps will be a rough experience and will appear... People are going to be killed." Oh man! Are these people just like a comedy act? Three days of darkness No power, no internet. We'll be on our own with only military police about At some point there may be a fake nuclear explosion that will seem real and very scary 10-18 days of lockdown after the 3 days of darkness Stay where you are, follow instructions Riot and looting are expected in some areas of the country

1:29:36 Not much different than the summer of love, the news said was mostly peaceful. Don't get involved! Disorder will be wrapped up quickly remain calm there will be no streetlights limited power turned on in our homes water will be on again as they understand but only have a few plugs working oh my I can't even read all of this how do you get a few plugs working here's my best satanic sites Mind-altering or deep underground tunnels that were created to do horrific things to adults and especially children These are iconic sites to us around the world But during the disclosure that's coming John, you will understand why they were destroyed and you will be happy Some of these have already been taken care of and there are others but these are the most iconic Evacuations have already been done or will be during the air raids. And no one will die during the destruction So these are the following iconic

1:30:29 buildings that are connected to underground tunnels for the demonic forces. They will be destroyed, the White House... The fake White House in California! The Vatican? The Ark of Baal? Augusta Germany Castle? What's the Ark of Baal?! I don't know The Biltmore Hotel in Coral Gables, Florida. Buckingham Palace, CERN in Switzerland... Oh it says that one's already done! CIA's Bohemian Grove! Comet Pizza in Hollywood Denver International Airport Epstein Island Dome the Georgia Guidestones already taken care of the Hoover Dam the Louvre and France London Bank 1 & 2 the London Bridge

1:31:14 The Northern Castle, the Notre Dame Cathedral of France already done. Wow I didn't know that was... The London Bridge is in Arizona The original one is, yes. Yeah! The Opera House in Sydney Australia is gonna be gone the Pentagon the Playboy Mansion the Statue of Liberty Stonehenge the Tesla building the Getty Museum the Queens hunting lodge the US Capitol Now they're just being silly I'm telling you Not listed but also taken care with recent hurricanes were the Disney deep underground tunnels and North Carolina mountain flooding for the secret lithium mining that was going to be used for nefarious purposes

1:31:52 So, I could read on and on. I'll put some in the show notes. Oh you gotta send me this note? Yes! It's an actual email forward with the headers and everything. I'll send that to you but this is... And I think people like Mike Benz and Dan Bongino they're riling people up with this especially Bongino Oh yeah, oh no the rioting is coming it's gonna happen. It's gonna be like BLM on steroids you know even if the left wins it's just like crazy! It's kind of sad. Well when you start talking about the Sydney Opera House and the Statue of Liberty

1:32:40 I know. And the rest of them all being some sort of gateway to hell... Yeah, I know. It doesn't really make any sense whatsoever and the fact that you could get to the point where you actually say these things... Well, at least it balances out with the other side. So then you're going to get that nuttiness from both sides but we do this is like really off the deep end Yeah but elements of this I hear around here elements of it and yeah when it comes from like a Bongino or it comes from what's-his-name Mike Benz Or it comes from Naomi Wolf or it comes from Laura Logan You know these are the people who

1:33:21 who were also correct about certain things happening with the pandemic and with vaccines, etc. So you can understand that people... It's kind of a stretch the vaccine thing has an explanation for everything I mean it makes logical sense there is logic involved with vaccine skepticism but especially the mRNA vaccines skepticism Nothing illogic about any of the arguments for or against it, but mostly there is some illogical to the arguments for it. But this is nuts! Since you brought it up we just talked about it... There's an NHS doctor

1:34:11 And he works for like, you know a proper national health system hospital. He's a cancer specialist James Royal and he just did a full presentation about what he is seeing with I think he called post-COVID vaccination patients and i think i should play it and this is not to freak anybody out But it's not good. Finally, I need to talk about cancer particularly colorectal cancers in addition to the increase in all-cause excess deaths in highly vaccinated countries since the gene based injectable rollout there has been observed an alarming and significant increase in cancers these cancers have been termed colloquially turbo cancers obviously this is not a scientific term but reflects the different aggressive biological nature that seems to be being observed

1:35:04 by the public as well as clinicians. Despite recent articles claiming that the sudden growth in cancers is not new, such as a gaslighting article in The Daily Mail reporting on a baffling increase in trend and data from 1990 to 2019 there was clear dramatic increase that occurred in 2021 shortly after the rollout A robust study recently published from Japan now redacted by The Journal after significant pressure showed cancer related excess mortality of vaccinated populations Cancers being observed are in all ages. It is my assertion shared by many experts oncologists and clinical colleagues around the world that the cancers we're seeing are extremely aggressive and there are of a different biology one study showed this dramatic increase particularly in younger ages through 2021 5.6% increased 2022 7.9 percent increase I've noticed aggressive widespread recurrences

1:35:53 in previously successfully treated bowel cancer cases that I considered cured. Many metastases in these cases are unusual or atypical, middle-aged and elderly people are presenting with out of the blue aggressive stage 4 colorectal cancer who were incurable and die within weeks or months In many of these cases, the entire liver appears to be filled with large round tumour masses. It is horrific to see on a weekly basis in my MDT. In my experience it is rare for colorectal cancer to be as aggressive in elderly usually sporadic cancers that are diagnosed are still operable when they present. Elderly patients rarely present with stage 4 disease and certainly not in the way I've started seeing. Many of my multidisciplinary team colleagues, fellow surgeons, oncologists, pathologists radiologists and specialist nurses, the safety signal from both the MHRA and VAERS system in the United States is unprecedented and undeniably obvious."

1:36:43 Very dry, very boring. But you can look at the show notes and his whole 30 minute presentation is really mind blowing this not that we haven't suspected this but here's a guy who was putting his reputation on the line and he has spoken to many other doctors and they applaud him but there most of them are scared about the opportunity to give it fired to an international surgical meeting in London in March 2023. At the end I was congratulated on my perceived courage and standing up and speaking about these concerns there was general agreement in the room 30 or more surgeons many offered acknowledgement and similar observations but had been unwilling to raise their concerns for fear of repercussions, In fact

1:37:24 A rather alarmed, eminent retired surgeon present stated it was our duty to raise these concerns. In conclusion the data are clear that Covid-19 vaccines are neither effective or safe my own personal observations have been increasingly backed up by other data around the world and research studies as well as expert opinion in other centres I personally demand that these injections and any promotion of them be stopped with immediate effect So that's a bunch of people demanding this. It hasn't gone anywhere and he specifically talking for the people out there listening to this who got a shot or two, he saw about people with multiple you know I think it's up to nine shots now? You could possibly be getting the latest and greatest. And they're recommending two shots this season! Two more! Two more CDC just came out we recommend you get two shots this season

1:38:17 There's also, you know I don't have a clip and I wish i could find something. And I think I had saw something and I couldn't recover it It's hard to say where they're saying well you know the thing they're going to combine the flu shot in the covid shot Yeah Because the flu there's no way nobody's getting the flu anymore Gee what? I wonder how that works hmm I'm gonna, before we take a break remember our overall thesis is and i think we've shown some more possible evidence today with the Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Jean Pierre Van Damme sabotaging the Harris campaign with with the garbage comment certainly sabotaging any kind of momentum that Hitler rally had and just handed a beauty to Trump

1:39:09 There's so many people who benefit from a Trump presidency and the biggest one I think is this pivot to China, to China. And shipbuilding. And shipbuilding well also space. Space is also a big one and... Yes space would be good so that Lockheed Martin people won't be too upset It's China's latest attempt at edging closer to its goal of becoming a space superpower. Its Shenzhou-19 spacecraft is blasting off into the cosmos Wednesday, and launch authorities have hailed a triumph. The spacecraft solar panels are extended and functioning normally

1:39:45 I hereby announce the Shenzhou-19 manned spacecraft launch mission a complete success. This will be the Taikonauts' temporary home for the next six months, the Tiangong Space Station. It's here that the crew will carry out experiments intended to help China prepare for its most difficult mission yet – landing astronauts on the moon by 2030 Beijing's growing appetite for high-risk missions is increasingly making the United States uncomfortable. In April, NASA chief warned US lawmakers that Beijing wants to stake territorial claims arguing its space program is also a military one Speaking on Monday China's foreign ministry spokesperson seemed to deny such claims. China stays committed to the peaceful use of outer space and opposes an arms race in outer space or weaponizing outer space China has no intention to engage in a race with other countries

1:40:34 in space and doesn't seek to gain an edge in space. Before getting astronauts to the moon, Beijing is celebrating the milestones achieved in Wednesday's launch among its crew, the country's only female space engineer She's also one of the youngest taikonauts from China to blast off into space Somebody better land on the moon pretty quick otherwise it's gonna look like we never went there 2040 2030 2040 whatever impress me oh look I can parallel park it alright But the most, you know me. The most damning evidence that the pivot to China is on was General Milley who will whore for anybody

1:41:20 He's a whore. Speaking at the American Bankers Association with most of the big CEOs in the room, now if you want to talk about money and how we're going to handle China and how we're going to finance the big beautiful ships and the submarine bases and everything... You want General Milley to go there? Now he didn't have his uniform on which is a little disappointing But here's what he had to say about China. There is the possibility, not the probability but the possibility of armed conflict between two great powers United States and China. China has natural resources, people population and most importantly money to challenge United States on a global scale first time in Chinese history they have now 44 years later 45 years later developed world-class military now they're not equal

1:42:13 yet to the United States military. The United States military is still the most powerful, most effective force in the world and the Chinese know that but the Chinese are trying to develop their military uh...to a point where they will be the dominant military in East Asia Western Pacific at least by the mid thirties maybe earlier President Xi has told his generals to develop the capability he didn't say was going invade but to develop the capability to invade the island of Taiwan and seize it by 2027, which is right around the corner. Now that doesn't mean he's perfect primed... Perfect! We have the economy cycle collapsing in 2026 we need to build it up what are we going to build it up with? A military industrial complex for the 2027 invasion. The ability to invade the island of Taiwan and seize it by 2027 which is right around the corner

1:43:09 Now, that doesn't mean he's going to do it. He told his guys to develop the capability And there's some symbology there because it is 2027, the 100th anniversary of the People's Liberation Army. But by mid-30s China's intent is to be the dominant military diplomatic economic power in all Asia. By mid century, by 2049... You and I will be dead by then! It's China's aspiration to be the number one global military diplomatic power

1:43:55 at least co-equal but preferably superior to the United States in terms of its economic throwaway and its military. Now will China get there or not? So the setup is here. The setup, it's primed and ready... Oh by the way

1:44:30 Russia, you know they got nukes. It's really China! Russia clearly is an acute threat and it's dangerous They obviously have a lot of nuclear weapons And they're engaged in the biggest ground war in Europe since 1945 But its really China It's not Russia, it's China. And it is more complicated we're living in a multipolar world now so you've got three great powers United States Russian and China during the Cold War we had two immediately following the Cold War it was a unipolar moment as people say so for a short period of time the United States clearly was preeminent and the only real superpower out there but today it's clear were in a multipolar world

1:45:14 really growing in a lot of different ways and it's, it's much more complex world today than it was not too long ago. China! American Bankers Association they're going for China and you know what? It still would not surprise me if Trump is talking to Xi saying listen you can rattle the sword little bit do your bit whatever Taiwan blah blah I need to build some ships I need dome I need iron dome That will be the only saving grace, I think for our economy is to have a new threat which will be China and then build new gear. What else are we going to do while we're waiting for the tariffs to kick in? Just thinking pragmatically. We make most of our money from building war gear.

1:46:13 And with that I'd like to thank you for your courage saying the morning to you, the man who put the sea in the Off The Cuff podcast. Say hello to my friend on the other end of one and only Mr John Sears! Good morning to you Mr Adam Curry also in the morning all the ships and seaboots on the ground feeding their subs in the water all the names and nights out there Hello hello hello in the mornings Well of course we've got 1902. I can remember that means we're a hundred above our average Yeah, finally did it. Finally did it and that's because of garbage Garbage is good garbage is good for business Wouldn't you say? Garbage is doing good for us seems to be yeah Hey trolls welcome trolls are in the troll room troll room dot I do have the Halloween clips for later in the show Oh

1:47:07 Woo! I'm so excited. That's great. Well, it's Halloween you know? Yeah Do you give candy to the kids that come by? Or do they even bother. No, well first of all there's very few... I think the first year we were here we had some candy but no one comes by The kids here from way on the other side of the street they come by and selling stuff Hey! I started a new sewing company You want to buy this? They're entrepreneurs here They're not out trick-or-treating We just turn them over You got no trick or... That's pathetic Oh no, in town. But we're a little bit out of town

1:47:42 We just turn the lights off and sit here in the dark watching Seinfeld. Oh, you're one of those guys! Watching Seinfeld. Turn the lights off honey so that kids won't come Well are they going to walk all the way up to your front door or do you just throw some stuff down at the bottom? I could stay down there and throw stuff at them pennies. I feel like John Rockefeller Have a roll of pennies kids Some pennies Hey, the trolls are listening at trollroom.io They're listening live at the No Agenda stream It's quite a phenomenon it's filled with all whole bunch of off-the-cuff podcasts But there's quite the community people love listening creating themselves So it's a lot of its live and if not we roll out podcasts on schedules is really good Sir Bemrose manages most of that was very very good job with cotton gin and everyone's got some kooky name

1:48:39 And the trolls troll. It's true freedom of speech, they do whatever they want to say! By the way I have a good suggestion for people giving out stuff to kids when they come by... THC gummies. Soup! Have you ever tried that? I'm thinking about, yeah... Every kid gets a bowl of soup What kind of soup were you thinking? You know kids like chicken noodle that would be good. Minestrone if your an Italian name or Indian already. Soup don't go to that house that guy's nuts

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1:50:00 created the standard for inserting into your feed a transcript of the episode. And so we use otter.ai, actually one of our producers says they have an AI transcript company and they've offered us free transcription. So I'm going to take them up on that offer if there any good which probably is no agenda producer. And so we had those running for couple years Kind of a big win for us because Apple now adopted the podcasting 2.0 standard, they put it in their docs but the way it works with them is if you don't have...if you don't explicitly say I have my own transcript they will make their own transcripts of your podcast and do it for every single one and you say that as illegal? They're making a copy

1:50:51 written copy of the copyrighted material you can't just copy it without permission. Oh, you make a huge mistake! You can't just put your stuff onto Apple to be available on the Apple podcast app unless you sign their EULA Oh, so the ULAW is good? Oh yeah. They can do whatever they want! That's why we created a podcast index because those guys were the default on-ramp and you had to register and sign their ULAWs same as Spotify. Yeah exactly. Screw them So rock against the man Rock against the power Get your own transcript that spells John C Dvorak wrong

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1:53:15 And they deliver time, talent and treasure. are no agenda artists, many of them Dutch masters. Now it was our 17th anniversary on the last episode, episode 1707 on the 27th of November lots of sevens we titled it Sweet Seventeen and was very hard to find a good piece of art! It's funny that it was difficult as it was yeah and Francisco Scaramanga Who was always very complimentary when we choose his artwork, even though you think he hates us. Which I just don't know... Oh he does! No he doesn't. Yeah and I've heard him... well last time i was on that Mastodon thing all he did was berate the show and us

1:54:05 Maybe you should just forgive him. I think it, I think you're hanging on to it too much No, I'm hanging on to because a good bit So Scaramanga brought us the artwork... And he's producing more He is producing more Scaramanga brought us the artwork for our 17th anniversary Which was not exactly clear what it was but it was a big block that looked kind of like that What's that thing that all the Muslims go to? Yeah, the cube in Mecca. Yeah the Mecca Cube with the big 17 on it and little figures running around. It was actually kind of good. There's a name for one of our Muslim producers in the chat room will tell us exactly what it is called, I can't think of his last name. Speaking of Muslim producers where's Sironymous of Dogpatch and Loras Lobovia? What happened to him? Well that's interesting because he hasn't shown up for awhile and I figured oh god this is the worst conflagration could be so I brought it up at the with Jay and Brennan Rover

1:55:01 And Jay just calmly says, you know because of all the action going on in the Middle East. She says you know he might be working Good point J. He just might be worth the quabba quabba quboda quobar Yeah, they could go some I can't pronounce his mother Corbett a But yeah, he might be working. He definitely has a... We don't know exactly what he is or what he does but we're pretty sure it's something clandestine and we hope he's okay. Well it must be because he's so He sends cash from what looks like fresh hundreds. And two dollar bills. Of course somebody could have just said, hey wait why is this pile of hundreds going down? Hey let me grab that! What are you doing with this stuff?! Maybe it got burned along with the ballots

1:55:56 You never know. Who knows? You never know, so we did have... We haven't heard from him in you know just a couple months. Yeah I'm always worried and no if it doesn't matter who I was happy to hear from Sir Chris Wilson again who did a TED talk recently. Chris did a TED talk?! Yeah! Oh you didn't know that or is it TedX? No I'm sorry it's a TEDx let me see I think I have um I think I have a piece of it here Yeah, this is a piece of his TED talk. What do we do with all this data? We use algorithms that parse this massive catalog of data using deep iteration or DI It's called redefining artificial intelligence Now DI... Oh it must be one your favorite talks! Chris is a funny guy

1:56:48 But anyway, the point being even Luke Von Der Helm came back on the scene and he had rage quit because we weren't taking Russia seriously enough and Ukraine. I said Ukraine. Ukraine? Ukraine but he's been listening again which is nice So I'm all up... This is a great show, the fact that people rage quit and refuse to listen. But now if they refuse to listen like their only excuse ever well as driving a truck for all you know and i can listen to this show the six hours Show we put now I'm at home or I've got a different job. I work in the office. I got no commute I don't you know if you yeah, have you waited to listening on a commute? Yeah Okay, but and by the way garbage guys. I'll just call them garbage guys love us my garbage guy here is

1:57:37 And tell me you get this service. So Sunday night I was really tired after the show and, you know... We went to bed early and then nine o'clock on Monday Tina says did you take the garbage? I'm like oh! I completely forgot. I text the guy's like no problem we'll come back in an hour. I mean that's pretty cool You have your garbage guy, your sanitation engineers... Text message. Text message? Phone number? Yeah! Oh yeah! Wow And I don't think he even knows about the show or anything Well, tell him to listen to the show. He might like it! He probably would... Everybody here likes the show Hey man I was in a 12-foot hole the other day drigging a... Seriously? I heard this last night. A twelve foot hole for a septic system. I was talking to Eric and Eric says he mows your lawn everybody knows everybody around here is great

1:58:33 Yeah, right here it's not the same. No no you don't even know your neighbors nor would you want my neighbors yourself You know what? I talk to him we're suing one of them Wait stop the press What do you see by the way has sued neighbor disputes can get ugly what is that what is happening Oh, it's just a long story. It has been going on for a couple of years and is costing a lot of lawyer money but you should be able to get out of it Can you explain? No I'm not gonna talk about it Is it about offense? Well there is offense involved

1:59:09 But it's not specifically about defense. Wow, you're like the Osbournes Oh man You're one of those neighbors huh or you're the good no we're now one of those neighbors see other neighbors that want impinging oh They're impinging on your turf yeah I gotcha anyway Thank you for the other tries. I like the Carter 17 trips around the Sun What was that? How does that sound? Odd sound. What? No, I heard some kind of odd sound and what came from... Let's see what else you got a home invasion taking place so I guess so trying to think was there anything else that we liked at all not sure

1:59:47 No, actually. There you go was a poultry selection and what there wasn't even a cake birthday cake with the 17 on it I mean this simple stuff was that would have won as simple birthday cake would have won? I think it would have to yeah And then what am ya cuz I thought the key I thought the cube was basically was basically lame. And you were like, wow look at Neswork777 on the jackpot! I'm saying what does that have to do with 17 years? Yeah the 7-7 yeah your...yeah I liked the piece and then that you mentioned what's a 777 got to do with seventeen if it was all seventeens it'd been funny. No they were not this is I you attributed this to the fallback on AI as kind of actually

2:00:36 I was listening to, there's a show they have locally about what do you think about this call? It's got some lame name. It's just a filler show on KTVU and they were talking about people who use their GPS to go the store and drive home. The route home, which you've gone to a million times. Do you still have your GPS on showing it? Take a left take a right and everybody said yes to this and I've noticed that everybody in the family uses GPS is on all the time I stopped, well because I don't have a phone anymore. But I stopped using it some years ago the GPS because I want to find my way around. Yeah keeps you sharp! I want to be able to literally find my way around without having Google tell me take a left take a right. Because you start to lose your sense of things when you push and that's what happening with the AI art Yes thats exactly it your right

2:01:35 It's filled up with slop, most of it is meh okay uninteresting and I think the true artists go like oh well look at all that that's better than them. And they give up! They give up is the saddest thing AI is ruining the show did you see Apple's do you see Apple intelligence release? I've seen a lot of their ads where their phones are flying to the store but... Do you want it? No, I did. It actually came out with something because it's all been vaporware as far as I can tell Would you like to hear the report from KTLA's technology reporter about the Apple AI? Of course I would! Let's do it Here we go Apple Intelligence is here To learn more about it I went to the Apple Store where they're doing pop-up demos As part of their Today at Apple session Please sit please get comfortable and welcome to say hello to Apple Intelligent Jamyra Austin is my guide

2:02:27 The best part about Apple Intelligence is how intuitive and easy to use it is. Not all the features are available just yet, but you'll get new writing tools Just select what you want and then immediately rewrite it I love it so you don't have to hop between apps to do this It's all right there Yes which is the best part no third-party apps No moving around These let you highlight text and rewrite it in different styles They works anywhere if there's a blinking cursor Emails have a new summarize button at the top and AI can help you reply automatically suggesting responses to any questions in an email. By prioritizing and saving time that's really what Apple Intelligence is all about The photos app has a new cleanup tool which lets you remove unwanted people or objects from your photos Siri is also getting smarter set a timer for 17 minutes I mean six minutes

2:03:15 The voice assistant will better understand your requests, even if you stumble. And there's a new way to type to Siri! Wow, that's new. Double tap the bottom of your screen pops up a Siri asks you what should we ask? Apple's AI has a colorful glow and whimsical animations and Apple says it's doing all of this in a way that protects the privacy of your data It's been designed with privacy from the ground up so from the moment that you open your device to any time you use an app those privacy implications are built right in There you go. These are terrible reports! Oh, it sets a timer? When is that new?! No he stumbled he said set a timer for 50... oh no six minutes and Apple was so smart it figured it out instead of him just like setting the timer It's nonsense! It's lame and so instead of fixing your email like you know your spam it does summaries

2:04:15 It does summaries of your text messages. So if they weren't short enough, it summarizes text messages in the preview. Text messages are always short! Well it's iMessage man... so someone sent me a screenshot His mom had texted him, that hike almost killed me. Oh yeah this is a classic! This is going around Yeah and you saw the summary was attempted suicide but recovered and hiked in Redlands and Palm Springs Yes! It's worth 150 billion dollars investment it's great I think it's well worth it

2:04:57 It'll be subject to ridicule is what we're gonna see here and that's all it's gonna be a good for, is ridicule. A Polish radio station they had announced two weeks ago or shutting it down when we're creating all AI personalities were firing all the staff and the listeners revolted They had to go oh no we are hiring them back now which I think is probably a good thing Anyway, let's get to the treasure portion of... Oh by the way noagendaartgenerator.com we kind of strayed away from that you can listen in real time refresh it in real time You can participate! That's the beauty of it. It doesn't have to be AI Sometimes we've taken just a scribble that was photocopied Can be anything as long as you've got the right creativity in there We'll recognize it. We recognize genius here especially from Dutch masters

2:05:51 NoahJenArtGenerator.com and by the way it's not just for the art for the show, Dreb Scott uses many of those images for chapter artwork which is a delight when you're driving along with a modern podcast app Now for the treasure portion we'd like to thank our executive and associate executive producers again we have no listeners only producers Just like Hollywood when you come in with more money because you can afford it I'll be honest about it that's how usually works in Hollywood too We'll give you a special mention and credit Just like Hollywood, these are valid anywhere that credits are recognized including IMDB.com which you know go ahead take a look all the Hollywood stars there all the big producers you can be there now as well over 1,000 No Agenda producers are listed $200 and above you become an associate executive producer with that forever lifetime credit and we'll read your note three hundred dollars and above whoa three hundred dollars above and you become an executive producer and we read your note Are you okay? What're doing did you fall down

2:06:50 Yeah, I'm sorry. I was looking out the window since an Amazon Prime truck just drove up. Boy you make a lot of noise when you look out the window and we kick it off starting with our top executive producer who comes in with $1,030.26 which i'm thinking is because he added the fees so it's an inch to something well actually he says slipping into the wire just like most of my college classes And a Commodore as a bonus? No brainer! How exactly do I sign correspondence now, says Sir Houdet of the Hall of Fame City PhD and soon to be Commodore. How how do you sign your correspondence if you're a Commodore? I don't know... But but you should have an answer for this Well i know i should maybe comma just put commodor down there put a comma at the end of your name put commodore all right that would work all right

2:07:49 Thank you very much. So I miss that's not a question has come up. Thank you very much, sir Who dat who dat who must be in New Orleans? Who dat that's my guess who dat yeah, who dad That's what this is used to be a phrase they use one of the football teams you know who dad who dad I think it was the Saints Or they used to be called the Aintz until they won the Super Bowl Okay some sports ball humor on the show Wow Sir Artless Chance, yeah I know it's gonna go over like a lead brick. Uh... Sir Artless Chance in... Oh hey we- this is our Portugal! Yes! I noticed that. In Porto the home of of port which is uh the finder I have my for some reason I don't know I have no idea why this happened I pushed a button and it scrolled to the bottom there we go switcharoo he writes

2:08:51 After 33 years in Hong Kong, my Chinese wife and I a German retro bait have settled in Portugal. Yeah they must be criminals. What? They must be criminals that's where all the criminals go. Yes no criminals go to Portugal everybody in Great Britain goes there if they can retire yeah But the tentacles of the EU have this beautiful country in a tight embrace and the Portuguese largely do not see this as a problem. Ha. What are you doing, man? As citizens of the world we would like all of us to come together You and John have done a stellar job in the past 17 years Hopefully the nucleus that you've created will continue to thrive But as any good fathers know late adolescence is still far from independence 17...17! That's right So please give us four more years Sir Artless Chance Please knight me...knight my wife

2:09:53 as Dame Velocity 432. You consider it done? He gave me $1,000. Surveillance from Brentwood Tennessee $500 and 52 cents Greetings from surveillance retired AWACS spook and proud dad we got spooks I'm donating five hundred dollars in fifty two in a switcheroo for my no agenda fan and B-52 pilot Kim that's his daughter to make her the highest ranking bomber pilot in the US Air Force as a Commodore. FYI, it's not uncommon for these guys to fly 24 hours plus missions in one go projecting our might thanks for keeping her brain free which she handles the part of the freedom for the rest of us while she handles that part of the freedom well thank you we appreciate Kim and she will

2:10:45 She will receive the Commodore ship beautiful. You know he had a I have to go find it I would get this later He has a quiz for you because he's your that Ava tour hmm, and he wanted me to pull a quiz on you that he figured you can't get right if you tried Oh, well That's fun And they're gonna go and then you promptly forgot to bring it to the party I know, you know. I remembered it but then at the same time I said well...I can find this is on the email and then like... You're falling apart man! You're falling apart as always. I am. I'm falling apart. Your studio's falling apart everything's falling apart. Studio is not falling apart okay oh I'm sorry looking for the email and I forgot that there's a guy listed here

2:11:43 And this will be Martin Graff in Granville, Ohio. And he came with 500 I guess he wants a Commodore ship belatedly and we're still giving him out and so but he didn't put a note so it's no jingles no karma nothing and he gets to double up karma. You've got Karma Then we move to Kirk Crawford in Lomita, California $500. He says I have been listening Since the daily source code days and then on to no agenda show you've been a great help in understanding How the world works over these many years this donation is just the beginning of what? I want to contribute for all the value You have given me see how this value for value thing works it really does work. I love it. It's fantastic Thank you so much appreciate it

2:12:35 The Commodore title will be Commodore Kirk of the South Bay and of course you will go to knowagenderings.com, give us your information what you want on your Commodore certificate and we'll get that off as soon as possible. Jingle request Obama no-no-no-no and anything from Al Sharpton thank you for So now we go to Sir Carries in Drackett. I figured, you know how do you pronounce that in Massachusetts? And he's got 500 bucks and everything says thanks for all you do

2:13:30 Beautiful. Matt Asbury in Wauwatosa, Wisconsin. 500 and he has all caps. And so my fellow slaves ask not what jingles Adam can play for you! Ask what value you can provide to the best podcast in the universe Well stated future Commodore smelt from the Lake Michigan carrier group. Thank you very much So I found a quiz if you want to try let's go go for quiz Go for quiz, you go for quiz. It's called once it as an ask him is the aviation trivia on the b-52

2:14:10 Don't look this up. How would I know this? Okay, but you can take a guess how far back from the nose is the nose gear wheel on a B-52 23 feet 31 feet or 38 feet again Can I connect could use them in a sentence? How far back is though is the notes essay again how far back as the nose gear on a b-52 23 feet 31 feet or 38 feet I'll say 23 feet. Answer, the B-52 is the only plane with no nose gear. That was a trick question!

2:14:52 Ha ha, that was great. Thank you. Yeah yeah okay all right kind of hard to resist yes I understand so where were you at like what is this Quinn why newell? Yeah quince way when we're a newel Why newell and he's in Olympia Washington 500 bucks dudes been too long appreciate the extension for us lazy asses Extension for Commodores it's called the grace period Would be I will continue it until these crap out. Yeah, we'll be honored and love to add a Commodore to my no agenda Diploma Commodore Q if you will yeah by the way everyone should go to know agenda rings calm and fill out the Commodore details Yes Speaking of lazy asses I reached night status awhile back so please knight me too while you're at it sir Sigma All right, no jingles no karma

2:15:49 Bowman McMahon bowman bowman bowman bowman McMahon is from San Antone, Texas $500 he says donate jingle please. Thanks y'all Wow sir Nick is up and he's the dragon of the four domains in Waterford Michigan hmm Okay, that's what he is. Since the link is still open I'm hoping this takes me to a Commodore and a Baron so if possible... ...I'd like a title change to Sir Nick Dragon and purveyor of the blang? Blarg?

2:16:36 Or at least I hope it does, considering my accounting sheet is enclosed. If Michigan is open or abandoned, I will take that otherwise I will default to my land of ancestry the Philippines! Please give me a por la mañana John's gonna hum The Sunday Times and this an old one classic and some relationships single millennial karma If those are still there yeah, I think Adams got everything it's unbelievable. Thank you for the twice weekly analysis John's gonna harm the Sunday Times You've got karma. Classic, classic Kevin Reeves love that one Dame Bang-Bang comes in from Buellton California with 500 and she is oh she's becoming a Viscountess I have a note here

2:17:38 And she says... Where's Dame Ban- where da bang bang? Here she is. ITM, JCD and Adam happy show anniversary month 17 years! And you never had a fight I wanted to join the Commodore ranks before it was too late upon looking at my donation accounting i realized that I was just another $38.32 shy of becoming a Viscountess accounting below! I'm enclosing two checks, one to obtain the title of Commodore and the second to make me Dame Bangbang, Viscountess of the native Chumash territory Which is the land of my ancestors, map enclosed. I am also enclosing some memorabilia... Yes! There was- Here there is a- She actually sent a map. I'm disappointed that the map was not enclosed for me on this scan. Well you know.. I'm also enclosing some memorabilia for John- It's an interesting area by the way it's south of Mission San Luis Obispo which is a cool place to go

2:18:32 Because when I went there, there was still wild chickens all over the place. All the way down to Mission San Buenaventura in the Santa Barbara Channel. It's a cool area. Fascinating information! Oh yeah, sorry. I'm also enclosing some memorabilia for John's archives from the RFK Jr presidential campaign which he worked on that includes a couple pins that were not sold to the general public. And are they nice? These are nice pins I think so. Okay, well you like stuff like that? That is yeah Yeah, because I need more junk to collect yes for the kids to clean up when you're gone What is this crap it could be worth thousands of dollars believe me Believe me whenever someone sends me something say he's going in the box for my daughter to deal with when I'm dead

2:19:22 You know it's gonna be exactly like... Because you can't just throw this stuff out. They never take it to an auction site or... What are these coins? What are these coins? What are these gold coins? No, no, what is wrong with CIA and Space Force? I have four different CIA challenge coins Although I have to say I don't know if you received yours yet Black Dame Loco from Texas Hot Glass sent me a glass sword Yes, that is a beautiful piece of work I think there's a donation in here from her and she sent us. I think she sent in 100 with the sword Oh will mention it then yes and She has a website which I'll try to Texas hot glass And she makes the most amazing if you're a if your smoke if you're a

2:20:15 Dope smoker. She's big on the bongs! She makes bongs that are just out of this world, I mean... I should probably turn Scott Adams on to her. Yes, there you go! But the sword is outrageous how do you even make that? Does she have a mold or something for that? How do you do it? Jay looked at it too if you look at it's a glass tube You can see the handles are part of the glass tube So she heats up the whole glass tube and then has a stamp that goes at the end of it To make the sword

2:20:52 It's a pretty phenomenal product. I would love to shiv somebody with that thing, that must be cool! Imagine how cool the blood looks on that glass blade? Isn't it fantastic and its sharp! Sharp... Amazing Anyway Please send me some jobs Karma says Dame Bangbang as I'm looking for my next opportunity Thank you for all you do in these crazy times Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs Let's vote for jobs! You thought karma We have the best producers we really do a lot of creative people that's for sure mm-hmm Dame Tammos comes in at 500 bucks She's a parts unknown as you have anything where she's from I can't tell send a nice card It's a real card, and you can tell cuz when you snap it makes noise

2:21:41 ITM, please credit this Commodore ship to my amazing husband Dave McLean. Thanks for all the insight four more years." And she said... She heard the call for Post-its and so she sent me a little pile of Post-it notes and once that she does want to jingle it looks like they're eating the dogs! Anything I also see here on That she wants business karma for Dave McLean as he expands his engine building business into grinding cams. Yeah, that came in I guess as an email because it's not on the note here. Alright well i'm gonna do that They're eating the dogs! Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs! You got it Hey and there's Doug Longenecker who does end of show mixes and lives in Georgetown Texas right outside of Austin 400

2:22:38 I am decidedly certain this puts me into Sir coveted category. Knight me Sir Doug of the Watchers over the mail-in and possibly hacked ballots, he says. I want McCamilla and Jeff Baccaro to serve me a double mac n' fries and mead at the drive through." Done! My brothers Brian and Brad are douchable for not beating me to sir status. That's for Brian... And that's for Brad Lame! Since they turned me on to the show. Thank you, Sir Doug. But yes, Sir Doug of The Watch is coming up. Ed Lyon in Downington Pennsylvania... He has a note he wrote in as a check. You can tell when you snap it and makes noise

2:23:27 33342 no jingles, no karma. No need to read anything on the air but I will anyway as all i request is that you please put Nathan Lyon on the birthday list as close to October 30th as possible. I think we can't get much closer than this a day later...I think we put him in the last... We might have but he's on for sure. Yeah but Jay pushed it out and put him on again Please wish him an 11th birthday from his dad who thinks he's an amazing kid lion is pronounced just like the big cat Thank you, this is a good yeah lying. I'm Ed line. I met Lyon and Ryer And thank you for all you do four more years etc Hey there's

2:24:07 Day Master and Sir Mark, the Archduchess and Archduke of Japan on all the disputed islands in the Japan Sea. And they see $333.33. Dear John Adam many congratulations on 17 years with no agenda! You give us such a buzz that we are hooked on it and cannot imagine being without it. We know four more years is going to be tough work but hopefully the thought of how many lives you're constantly changing will keep you going." I'm sure hardcore no agenda listeners will keep donating to well You certainly have for a long time and we love you for it much Love to you both the back office. No agenda family and to all the producers from day master and sir mark Thank you, beautiful good to hear from you guys in Japan So we go to Ryan Tiernan in North what happened to Gordon? What happened to Gordon Gibson in Kerrville?

2:24:59 Good, I want to read the long note. Gordon Gibson in Kerrville, Texas 3333 nothing there no note no nothing just a check for 333 dot three three and that is I think that came in from the meetup that you guys had so he had no note oh So he gets it double up karma He sure does It's karma. A note, let me see... Yes here it is. Uh ITM John and Adam after completing my layaway night program helping to produce show 1542 and with this later producer donation of 333 dot 33 I'd like to officially lay my claim to my knighthood status from this point forward i request to be known as Sir Dibbs on living recreations director of the Chateau Diff

2:26:04 Deef he says as you pronounce it deef d apostrophe if no jingles, but I would like a karma switcheroo Undoubtedly the knowage in the nation has benefited from your sharp and insightful media deconstruction And I think they would also benefit from checking out a burgeoning musical talent Akira the dawn aka IRA Setting philosophers, entertainers and scholars to phenomenal tracks including Joe Rogan, Alan Watts Charles Bukowski and David Foster Wallace to name a few. If there was around much more of... Polis personally impactful people I have never met crackpot buzzkill and Akira the Don would be on it Thank you for your courage PS. I'd also like to formally enter the no agenda handwriting contest See the attached note and please send my Bitcoin prize money to the address on file That is a very interesting handwriting very nice very pretty that's for sure So

2:27:01 So, Karma switcheroo for Akira the Don. You've got karma! Sir Spooky's Halloween meetup in Western Springs Illinois Switcheroo for Sir Brian with a Y the winner of this Sir Spooky Halloween meetup, rally, uh raffle sorry. Happy Halloween to the best podcast in the universe! Jingle Obama you might die sucking in soot and JCD scary donate. You might die sucking in soot. Donate! Donate!

2:27:43 Ah, two in a show. How about that? Oh here's the long note yes I do get it from Canata Ontario Canada 333 Olivia Dwyer and she says dear John Adam this common or thing really worked! I've been listening for nine and a half years have always wanted to donate but dedicating our lives to an endeavor that is not valued in this upside-down world meant that for years my husband and I used a cardboard box A cardboard apple box as a fridge and the bottom of a cardboard washing machine box as a kitchen table, and no internet for more than seven years. Not a joke! So not much spare cash to go around, not complaining it has felt rather like permanent camping Then I hear about your Commodore promotion And for the goodness knows what reason I become obsessed with wanting to be one then BAM! I suddenly have the dollary do's to do so...a miracle

2:28:36 This is beautiful. Finally able to give you both back a tiny fraction of your true value to me. This is the kind... maybe a long note, I don't care this is beautiful nine and half years never had money to donate get some money Donates it to the show John, thanks for responding to my plea in allowing the now $509 Australian dollar reduced conversion to your $333 plus the extra few days for other Australians to get their Commodore ship in. May you be inundated! Please let me not be the only Australian on the podium. Please play Trump They're Eating The Dogs

2:29:13 Followed by his I love cows. Oh boy PS, hope this doesn't hurt the case to say this given you two's attitude towards him But i'm saying it anyway I've been a fan of that genius Francisco Scaramanga since his first days and could not understand why It took so long for you to notice his art Many a time back then did I shake my fist at YouTube for not choosing his work or even mentioning it Have to say though that I'm not crazy about the recent ish turn. The cheesecake has taken Oh, she's a little bit of critique critique Just my two cents worth and my husband's too by the way He's a gen a genuine biological male well good love you both lots Happy to hear that soon-to-be Commodore Olivia errant of this similacrum and all over Australia

2:30:05 Whoo, okay. They're eating the dogs! I love cows. Yeah there you go Hey thanks Olivia that's great I'll do this one. Okay, because i'm drinking it today Eli the coffee guy... Yeah you're drinking too much I might say What do you mean? It's been a great show in Bensonville Illinois 210 dollars and 31 cents associate executive producership and Eli says every week he comes in with associate executive producer with less than a week left in this phase of election season all of us in Gitmo Nation can agree on one thing regardless of political affiliation campaign ads are annoying

2:30:42 No matter the outcome, at least we won't be subjected to them for another few years. In Chicago they have a saying vote early and vote often so visit gigawattcoffeeroasters.com and elect to drink good coffee today don't forget to use the code ITM20 for 20% off your order stay caffeinated and happy Halloween says Eli The Coffee Guy I am drinking his dark roast right now from Forget what that was from. It was very dark, it was a specialty...it was like sand. I forget what it's from. It's good! He always sends me the good stuff. Thank you, God. You didn't have to pee. Linda Lou Patkins up she's in Lakewood Colorado she's her last associate executive producer and of course she's asking for Jobs Karma which he does consistently for a resume she writes that gets results go to imagemakersinc.com For all your executive resume job search needs as Image Makers Inc with a K

2:31:41 Or find Linda Liu, Duchess of Jobs and writer of resumes on the producer list. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs and jobs! Let's vote for jobs! All right, noagendadonations.com is where you can go to send your value back time talent treasure We accept it all we appreciate all that everybody has done and continues to do in our 17th year Is this now a 17th year or 18th? Yeah I can't remember how into our 18th year noagendadonations.com we'll be thanking more producers $50 and above and as always anybody can set up a recurring donation you go to no agendas donations calm you can set it up frequency the amount as you can tell you could you too can eventually become a knight or dame it's very easy and it's fun to do and you support the show again congrats to our execs and associate executive producers our formula is this we hit people in the mouth

2:32:43 Hey, I just wanted to mention one thing about CrowdStrike. You know remember David Boies was suing CrowdStrike and then Delta was gonna sue CrowdStrike? Do you remember any of this for that? Oh yeah! We remember that all of a sudden there was this very odd update that happened so Rob the constitutional lawyer has put this latest complaint, I think this is from Delta into the show notes with his markups. Listen to this... CrowdStrike forced untested and faulty updates to its customers even if you did not have automatic updates enabled as Delta did not

2:33:41 How about that? That's, there you go. There is your loss of weight to happen. They're dead in the water with Delta estimates that it suffered over $500 million dollars and out-of-pocket losses from the faulty update in addition to future revenue and severe harm and reputation and goodwill Yeah You know what might as well say our CEO even started wearing dresses! You should throw that in there then maybe get some money for that If CrowdStrike had tested the faulty update on even one computer before deployment The computer would have crashed CrowdStrike intentionally created and exploited an unauthorized door within the Microsoft OS through CrowdStrike's Falcon software. This is very damning! That is not good So even if you had automatic updates disabled, they still... so that tells me... And remember this came right after the Republican convention

2:34:41 Well, there's something like that is going to happen apparently in a couple of days when the grid goes down. You better fill up your bathtub! And all hell breaks loose! You better fill up your bathtub! Fill up your tank! It's happening people it's happening and we're getting there I have a couple horror stories. Horror for Halloween. Oh, Halloween... Okay. Halloween horror! Play this clip. Jaywalking. And a common practice has become the law of the land in New York City. Jaywalking is now legal. What? The city council passed a bill last month allowing pedestrians to cross the street at will

2:35:23 It became law over the weekend after time ran out for Mayor Eric Adams to veto the measure. Jaywalking used to carry a fine of up to $250, and by one count more than 90% of those targeted last year were black and Latino There are concerns that the new measure will lead to more pedestrian deaths but for many New Yorkers it's simply an acknowledgment of life in the busy city Oh, that's horrible. And not only that if you think about the way this report is structured it's gonna be blacks and Latinos that are killed! You know it screws up traffic I used to drive into Manhattan every single day for 12 years and when people just cross... so I was that a-hole with the Jersey license plates If I had the green light and you're starting across I'm like BAM

2:36:13 I'm hanging on the horn like no because you're crossing illegally it You know one people how it screws up traffic. This is this is Really stupid sounds like a technicality, but oh boy was it is this part of liberal New York? I guess dumb. This is dumb bad idea Adams. I was just starting to like him too the mayor the mayor He's probably busy doing something else with anonymous Maybe. Maybe it's the same guy So here is my report, you can take it or leave it but its good to get to the WTF clip this is a disgusting body traders You've been hanging on this for three shows I love this clip

2:37:02 Okay, we're doing number one? Yeah. Last June the morgue manager at Harvard Medical School was arrested on charges of stealing and trafficking in human remains that had been donated to science His arrest unraveled a nationwide network of bodies traders member station WBUR dug into this case and ended up exploring the world of legal remains trading in the podcast Last Seen Postmortem. Here's an excerpt with host Ali Jarr-Manning, and a warning this segment contains descriptions of human remains. I couldn't believe how easy it was to find human remains collectors to talk to! I logged onto Facebook and searched well... skulls? And I found a bunch of Facebook groups specializing in the oddities trade. I joined a public group called Real Human Skullz Only No Scammer

2:37:58 Despite the name, there are a lot of scammers in this group. People post stolen photos and try to get some cash Some of these posts it looks like they dug up a grave and snapped a photo of the bones to sell The skulls are cracked and look dirty They don't have any hardware that medical specimen would have There are also more legit listings too. So like this one says, vintage medical grade partial human noggin $450 plus and then a picture of a 400 so plus shipping some of the listings spell human h o m a n to avoid getting flagged and instead of using numbers to list the price they include emojis of the figures

2:38:42 I joined another group, this one called the Serious Wet Specimen Collectors Buyers and Sellers Group. This page is filled with jars of preserved organs animals reptiles there are dead puppies and kittens in jars a python with no eyes in jars A six-inch sea slug in a jar Now this may surprise you but this jogged something in my memory when I was 12, 13 I think and I bought it off of somebody. I don't remember. I had a human skull! You had a skull? They're worth 450 bucks?! I know!! Now the jawbone that they gave...that i bought with it clearly wasn't the right jaw bone It didn't quite fit in right but I put little LED red led lights in the eye sockets

2:39:33 So at night, you know I could turn it on in my room. I had a skull with red eyes Wow you could easily become a goth Easily! I was Ska for sure but Goth was not my thing so back then but yeah people like That's cool It wasn't seen as gruesome I recall. It just had a skull...it was kind of small head Maybe it was that he was a young person Well as we as we go into the collectors world which she goes into next mm-hmm They don't think it's gruesome either. There are human specimens to Human wet specimen of a child's tongue windpipe heart and lungs who passed away tragically from choking on a marble All my clicking around leads me to a page for something called the ossuary

2:40:24 The description says, we ensure a safe home and dignified transition for prior medical specimens and cremains. I reach out to the couple that runs it Justin Capps and Sonia Cobb and they are more than happy for me to come visit them at their home in Smyrna Delaware Justin and Sonia don't have any connection to the thefts at Harvard, but I want to talk to them and those like them because they're part of the demand for human remains. And that demand causes people like Cedric Lodge to allegedly find the supply so i want to understand why they do this?

2:41:01 It's dark when I arrive. I'm meeting Justin and Sonia at dinner time, they're night shifters. Sonia works in long-term care as a nurse. Justin is an ordained minister and he keeps Sonia's hours so i'm catching them at the beginning of their day Their neighborhood of newish single family homes and duplexes is tucked away off a busy road. I spot their house His car's license plate says skulls Other than the license plate, the house looks pretty typical in this little subdivision. Until I step inside... Wow! Right away? You can't miss it?! My eyes immediately drift to under the TV where a skeleton rests on its back in a glass box glowing under blacklight

2:41:51 Across the room next to the overstuffed leather couch another skeleton hangs in an upright coffin a spinal column lamp sits on a table This is this is a podcast That you've chopped up into bits. I didn't chop up addition to anything where did this come from? NPR oh as I said, it's a podcast and Well, they said it. They introduced it as a podcast if you remember the first from the first clip No I can't remember them so distracted by this this narration well that's because she thinks she is doing what was the one that started this serial

2:42:32 Yeah, I know. They're walking around and describing what they're doing. Why don't you just say people go subscribe to this podcast wherever you get your podcasts? No she said... She said this was from a podcast This is we're listening to a podcast that was edited by somebody but not by me Alright Is that the end of that part? Yes. Oh, there's two more clips. I can't wait! Amazing amazing it's riveting i haven't even turned to my left and my right yet where two pairs of skeletons flanked the front hall this is not really a living room anymore it's been turned over to the skeletons pretty much standing here

2:43:09 I count one, two three four five six full skeletons. My coffin table? Oh wow! Justin lifts the lid of the coffee...I mean coffin table to reveal the seventh skeleton in the room So this was an antique coffin 1860s that we sent to the Smyrna prison because they have a wood shop department and they redid this and put the legs on it made it into a coffin table for us And this was the coffin that skeleton came in? Yeah, it was stored in this. Yes that was the deal with the coffin or the skeletons when they came they were all stored in antique coffins and they all had to go with antique coffins so when they... Justin and Sonja don't have all these remains as a gag or so they can live in some kind of haunted house and they do not see themselves as collectors at all. Hate saying we collect

2:44:02 remains, even though we collect in the sense that we gather and not that we collect because we're morbidly you know want to have a house full of bones. I didn't wake up and go oh you know what? I think bones are something i wanna play with this was something i was called to do people rescue puppies and kittens and we rescue medical specimens these items people they were lost to time Please tell me that the last clip ends with them doing some weird sex stuff around the bones. You know, the thing is... please These are hoarders Yes Of bones Collectors or classic collectors in denial

2:44:45 As an archivist, I can tell you the background of this. There are hoarders in denial and they think this is normal and I can't imagine ever getting anyone to come over for dinner for example. No! Who needs dinner guests when you could have NPR show up at your house? Well, they were welcomed because nobody else ever would go there. But let's listen to the WTF part of this clip for... This journey all started with Tyler Yeah he used a geriatric skull He has one too Oh yeah! One little molar I fell in love with him He was geriatric guy worked in hospice It was perfect

2:45:25 They found Tyler in an oddity shop they often visited. He wasn't for sale, he was just decoration. He was smiling at me I don't know what it was. He looks happy doesn't he? He looked happy! When COVID hit and the store closed Justin wanted to help out the owner and offered a loan of $1200 dollars. He took Tyler as collateral The owner never paid back the loan, and Tyler sparked something for Justin and Sonia. They got Tyler for me and then I said I needed a whole skeleton for the corner! From there Justin got to work looking for how to get Sonia her skeleton. Websites like Skulls Unlimited sell human skeletons for upwards of $7200 bucks

2:46:07 But Justin and Sonia didn't believe buying a human was morally right. These are former people, these were someone's parents, someone's children, brothers sisters they need a little bit more respect than you're given. Justin kept hunting and he found a fraternal organization —he won't say which one— that was looking to offload skeletons they'd been using for rituals And that's how Justin and Sonia ended up with seven skeletons in their living room Well wait a minute where is the ritual clip? That's what I'd like to know. What rituals are we talking about? What group was this they won't name the group, they won't tell us their ritual. I think it's some cult could be the Democrat Party. Hey, that could be cosmic pizza. That's Comet. That's your shaggy bone... Shaggy bone? Shaggy dog? It is my shaggy bone story! Hey babe want to see my bone come on man no comet pizza

2:47:06 I don't understand why you don't think this is the funniest series of clips i've ever given ya. Okay, there's a wrap-up clip doesn't really have wait. There's more Does I think of fifth? Yeah just that kind of a denouement Their goal eventually is to open a real ossuary a building filled with human bones They're thinking a church where people could visit and maybe get married and see the final resting place for forgotten remains They know it sounds kind of weird. When I was telling people this is what i'm doing this week, I'm going to visit some folks who rescue human remains they were like What the f- So like what do you say to... how do you explain to people

2:47:54 Get to know someone like us first, because this is honestly not just unique but it's trailblazing. It's different. It's something nobody has ever really seen before and we have the opportunity to do something wild crazy and cool And you're standing here in my living room seeing this yourself. There's nothing gross here, there is no blood, no guts and then... No gore! This isn't set up like Halloween or something You are not coming in here to be- It really isn't it's tasteful. The skeletons aren't glass display boxes or hanging in coffins They all have names. It's almost museum like I'm not grossed out by at all. I am more intrigued. I'm interested in their interest in it all

2:48:37 I do wonder though, how different are Justin and Sonia than any other collectors? A lot different. Do you know what they should give to kids for Halloween? Soup! As the podfather, I denounce this podcast it shall be taken out of the index The thing is I think that they got that original skull and they, and they got...I think it was a Twilight Zone-like episode. There's something about it that infected them. And now this poor podcaster goes in there thinks she thinks this is normal and tasteful? Are you kidding me?! All right. Thanks! So that's my Halloween clips kids Yeah, that's great we hey, honestly, I was looking at the troll room This sick bunch thought it was great

2:49:33 Of course they did! They thought it was great. Everybody liked it but you. Alright, I need to do a couple of clips about DTCC? That's what I'm calling it now? DTCC? What? D-T-C... It's an acronym. DTCC. Oh, I thought you'd get it. Deranged Trump Conditioned Characters? Due to climate change. Millions of spectators, tens of thousands of first-time runners braving the course and a handful of elite athletes fighting for first place. They're all hoping for one thing come race day perfect weather. Obviously we're looking for you know morning lows in those 30s and 40 degrees with hopefully not creasing up much more than the mid 50's

2:50:20 I think if you look it up out there, 52-53 degrees seems to be like the ideal temp. But that crisp air so highly sought after by runners may not stick around for marathons of the future as our climate changes so too does the fall field. So it's perfect weather for the marathon! Perfect weather but... On average, New York City experiences a week and half more of above normal fall days as compared to 1970. And that has a serious effect on runners If you're going to have the average go up when you have that warm marathon A degree or two especially when you look at humidity like the amount of moisture in the air and that is shifting as well The amount of moisture warm air can hold That's gonna change how people sweat How they evaporate sweat

2:51:04 and then how they finish a race. Sustainable steps like raising funds to offset the marathon's carbon emissions, using solar generators to power tents and taking the Staten Island Ferry to the starting line are all brand new initiatives organizers are taking with the goal of being net zero by 2040. Initiatives they hope will allow millions of runners from around the world to race through five boroughs for years to come. Due to climate change... So okay, so thank you for that nonsense New York ABC but wait but wait we this is because COP 16 is now underway in Colombia

2:51:41 So the big climate change conference. Oh, that's right! Climate change yeah we got to do some stories any studies come out? Yeah I gotta study a new report reveals record-breaking health impacts due to shifts in climate more than 120 scientists across the globe say every country is facing human health and survival threats There's been a 167 percent increase in heat-related deaths since the 1990s. Millions of people have experienced food insecurity because of heat waves and droughts. The report shows people were exposed to 50 or more days of health threatening temperatures around the world last year. People's capacity to work outdoors is increasingly limited, and the health of workers is being put at risk

2:52:28 It's affecting the very foundations of good health, of well-being, of healthy livelihoods. And we know that climate change is the biggest threat that we're facing in the short and long term to our health." That report published in The Lancet found heat related deaths are most likely to one day exceed cold related deaths due to climate change. So we're all going to die from climate change and then a sad report but also a huge lie about this flooding in Valencia, in Spain? This is unbelievable! Residents of the small Valencian town were in shock Wednesday morning, a day after torrential rain caused the ravine to overflow its banks

2:53:14 The sudden downpour led to widespread flooding, damage to infrastructure and incalculable material losses. Never before in history has there been so much rain you can't even imagine the amount of rain that fell here yesterday. It's a catastrophe. The floods we had in 1982 when I was 10 years old were a joke compared to what happened here yesterday With dozens dead and the death toll expected to increase The Spanish Parliament observed a minute of silence on Wednesday for victims of the catastrophe. Scientists warn that extreme weather such as heat waves and storms is becoming more intense as result of human-induced climate change. This is bullcrap! One, Wikipedia even has this in 1957...the 1957 Valencia flood

2:54:09 was a natural disaster that occurred on October 14th, 1957. The flood resulted in significant damage to property caused the deaths of at least 81 people only about 10 times as much as this one In response to the tragedy the Spanish government devised and enacted the plan sur which rerouted the city's main river the one that just overflowed good work A large number of floods have been recorded in Valencia from 1321 to 1897. Up to 75 floods are estimated to have taken place in the seven centuries prior to the 1957 flood This is cyclical people! Due to climate change... And they're just scamming us with this stuff It kind of irks me

2:54:55 I guess so. And the best though, Nike... By the way this was everything! Oh yeah oh no i know it won't... Let's leave out the facts It's fact light with no evidence So this was a great story though then this is my final climate due to climate change The Nike Air sneakers. You remember that revolution of the Nike Air sneakers where you pumped air into it? Yeah, you pump them up So it wasn't actually air It was a gas I'm trying to see what was it called...

2:55:37 sulfur hexafluoride. Oh, that's interesting! Which is a very... it's according to this article the planet's most powerful greenhouse gas 24 thousand times more potent than carbon dioxide so they learned about this and then they went oh-oh-oh and in 2006 they eliminated this horrible heat trapping gas from its shoes and decided instead to go to a new substance, what was the gas substitution? I think now it's just air. But they turned this into a 700 million dollar boondoggle by getting carbon credits for removing the hexafluoride from that from the Air Jordans

2:56:33 Oh, that's funny. Isn't that amazing? Yeah it's a good bit! 700 million dollars... Create a problem and then get rid of the problem and then get credit for getting rid of the problem you created in the first place. Due to climate change What a scam this is. What a scam! It was a scam Like we didn't know it was a scam but I just have to stay on it Ummm.... Uhhhhhhhhhh..... Oh oh oh this is kind of important because it's a moment for, and native ad. For too many eggs dot com. An egg-spearment with promising results at Harvard Medical Student eating 720 eggs in one month finding that his cholesterol levels actually dipped 20%. Here to discuss is Fox News medical contributor Dr Nicole Sapphire So Doctor Nicole and I both have new chicken coops

2:57:34 So we're big on eggs, but I'm about moderation. 720 eggs? Crazy! But interesting that his cholesterol dipped." Yeah well good morning Rachel and the big thing that comes out of this study is first of all i do not suggest anybody does extreme studies like this but it's interesting so let's look at a little bit he had a very large consumption of eggs over months period and his cholesterol actually dropped 20 percent now why is that well the truth is he did change his diet little bit differently But the big take home here is that everyone's body is different and what may be good for one person, may not be good for someone else. My big take home, just like you. I'm a huge supporter of eggs. I think it is great for your overall health especially your brain health that has choline in it but everything in moderation and so some people are predisposed to high level of cholesterol because its in their DNA, its in their genes and there's nothing they can do about it and those people especially those who have diabetes eating large amount of eggs can actually have negative impacts on their health but majority overwhelming research does show that up to

2:58:37 seven eggs a week, not only is it bad for your health but it's probably really good for your health. It decreases the risk of dementia and decreases your risk of stroke so eat your eggs guys! Eat your eggs! TooManyEggs.com? TooManyEggs.com I have a raw egg Are you eating it now? On show days You eat a raw egg on show days Yeah Well that explains a lot Doesn't explain anything Do you just crack it open in the glass and then suck it down Come on, mix it in with a concoction. I make a show day concoction Yes Which is proprietary at the moment? No hold on a second and I feel that you should be publishing this On this very podcast telling us about the show date concoctions So other part of there's a tip of the day upcoming tip of the day could be today Could be their next tip of the days. Yeah, I'm gonna make it a tip of the day that Showday concoction now the raw egg thing is sketchy because of the nature of the

2:59:36 crappy industrial eggs, but luckily Jay up there in Rodeo with her husband they have a bunch of chickens and they're getting these you know pretty pristine eggs from you know chickens that don't get salmonella because they're not part of the giant flock. And so I use those eggs You are a curious man. Yeah, we got tip of the day coming up. I don't know if it's going to be John's showday egg concoction but we'll hope that will be a tip of the day in the future. I'm very excited about hearing about that

3:00:29 We do have a tip coming up along with some dynamite end of show mixes meetup reports which are good and Will be welcoming our Commodores and some Knights and dames in title changes John will be thanking everybody who supported us $50 and above for today's episode Yeah, I will that's what we're gonna. Do starting with sir John of all people And he's in London, UK. London England and he came in with a 17033 the latest 17th anniversary donation. He is Sir John of South London. Top Notch heating it... Let me do this correctly if you're in Mantee Utah check out top notch heating and air because they donated $110 to the No Agenda show Texas hot glass there she is in Smithfield Texas

3:01:21 And she donated $100 and we have the, I don't have a note. I guess there's no note that came with her stuff? No. But she yeah we talked about her swords and her website which is texashotglass.com I believe. Yes it is. Check it out if you want to bong! And by the way she's got plenty of them It's like she's making 10 bongs a day Kevin McLaughlin in Concord, North Carolina. 8008 already! Yeah 1708. He's the Archduke of Luna and lover of American boobs along with Edward Owens in Alameda California at 8008 We got a meetup coming up this Saturday at Trader Vic's in Emeryville which will be no agenda meetup and expect to see Edward there

3:02:15 And it'll be at 333 on Saturday and bring your envelopes with checks in them and notes. I'll grab them as they come, I'll be there! And it's a family-friendly venue so I expect to see Violet there. Kids! Expected if there are no kids we're never going to do one there again Mark Morgan in Nicholasville Kentucky 7617 This is interesting. He sent notes and we have to make a note of this, I do actually he notices so show 1776 would coincide with July the 4th next year No! Wow It turns out to be June 26 but it's close enough So that'll be the... We'll take it

3:03:04 Dana Carroll in Laughlin, Nevada 7227. Jorge Alvarez in Ponte Verde Florida at 7171 Sir Dodger in Parkersville West Virginia 6789 Craig Kohler... Oh, I says happy anniversary to my wife Dame Misty from Sir Dodge here in by God West Virginia They were married on October 31st 2017 at 333 p.m. Craig Kohler Evansville Indiana 6502 which is a chip That's somebody remembers. It's the original Apple II chip, Jamie Buell in Vista California 6006 small boobs as long as Les Tarkowsky also says the same thing 6006 and he is in Kingman Arizona Mark Hardwick in Aledo Texas 6006 there they are And then Martin Martinez in Greeley Colorado The West Young Man $60

3:04:04 Uh, he wants to call out his friend... Is it Deetman? Dear-man? Dealmen. As a douchebag! It's also his first time donating money to Human Deduction. You've been de-douched He delivers the mail. So, we honor him. And there's Patrick Coble again in Fairview Tennessee. Sir Patrick Coble Duke of the South! Yeah 5510 is a happy birthday call to his mom Preston Isaacson in Boca Raton, 5333. Anthony Fields in Asheville North Carolina 5271 Scott Nelson Sir Scott in Council Bluffs Iowa 5001 the following people are $50 donors is when you're gonna have to read cuz it's a knighting Hockey Esparza

3:05:00 Elor Yaga in Mexico City, 50. These are just names and locations. Zev Green in Teaneck New Jersey Edwin Torres in San Antonio Justin Kahler in Buellton, Indiana and here was a here's a nighting thing you can read $50 from David Steele from Mobile and Alabama. He says this layaway night plan I've just completed is actually switcheroo for my smoking hot wife Please allow her the title of Dame Emily of the Rosary as I rarely find her without hers in her hands I'd like to imagine she's saying all those decades

3:05:37 for me and our three human resources, but I know that she includes an Ave or two here and there in thanksgiving for Adam's progress on his faith journey. Oh thank you! Of course she would also pray Adam finds Rome and that John finds his way back Find your way back John She converted me And i've never had a better decision despite much of the nonsense so often in the news from the Vatican You have a huge following among traditional Catholics and Latin mass lovers AND and Christian fascists, I'm reliably informed. I'd like to thank one such fellow slave who wishes to remain anonymous that hit me in the mouth during the lockdowns keep your pagan karma! In fact no jingles at all as this note is too long as it is Thank you for your courage David Steele now relegated back to douchebag status unless one of you can spare a penny Yeah yeah...I got it. I got a penny for ya brother No problem Thank you very much She will be damed

3:06:30 Our superstar back-end guy, Void Zero is a Latin Mass advocate. He is! I think he's the treasure of his church. Leif Thompson back to the list in Meridian Idaho Brandon Locklear and Sugar Hill Georgia Joshua Johnson and Omaha Nebraska Tony Lang in Castle Pines Colorado Jordan Tierney in Oral South Dakota opposed to anal. Okay, all right you know what that is? That's the egg talking right there Scott McCarty in Lodi Jeremy Graves in Newhall Iowa that came from Stripe Bob Newell in Panfield Pennsylvania

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3:08:04 It's your birthday, birthday. Oh so much and more! Rachel turned 42 on the 27th we say happy birthday Ed Lyon Happy Birthday to his son Nathan Lyon he turned 11 yesterday Jeannie Richmond says happy birthday to Jason He is celebrating on the 3rd And Patrick Coble wishes his mom a very happy birthday On this spooky day Happy Birthday from everybody here at The Best Podcast in The Universe It's your birthday yeah do-do-do We do have three title changes. Viscount Not Sure becomes Count Not Sure, Protector of the Trilakes, Sir Nick Dragon of the Four Domains now to be known as Baron Sir Nick Dragon and Purveyor of the Blarg and Dame Bang Bang you heard earlier where there no Dame Bang Bang, Viscountess of the native Chumash territory with a map

3:09:01 In case you're wondering about it, congratulations to you with your uppage and your peerage status. And thank you all very much for supporting the best podcast in the universe we appreciate it I got a kind of a snarky note from a retired army dude he's like You let the Navy capture the Commodore segment. It's boring We're gonna change that up as you finish up this promotion, so he gave me some sound effects to play I'm not gonna play them all and he gave us a script which is a very bad idea because we can't follow scripts at all however i will use your musical bed that was quite snappy it's a toe-tapper

3:09:38 and we will be welcoming the following Commodores. Remember, go to... Do we have some make good notes or anything on this list? Yeah that would you just let me organize everything well You're doing it out of the normal order No no I always do the Commodore's and then I do them make good the layaway knights in the make goods And then and then I go into the knightings and the damings Let me write this down Commodores is inserted here You got it? Are you good? I'm good. I got it written down. You can go to noagenderings.com To let us know exactly where to send your Commodore certificate and what name you would like on it So with that we ring the bell six times

3:10:25 And thanks to the army will bring in some Snappy music as we welcome the following Commodores Commodore sir who dat? Commodore Sir Artless chance Commodore Kim the b-52 pilot Commodore Martin Graff Commodore Kirk of the South Bay Commodore, sir Paris Commodore smelt Commodore Q Commodore Bowman McMahon Commodore sir Nick Commodore Dame Bang-Bang, Commodore Dave McClain and Commodore Olivia errant of the simulacrum and all over Australia. Cars arriving! I like the bed Yeah... oops Now it won't stop It won't stop hold on But There we go Why is this army guy bitching and moaning? He can become a commodore too Well i don't know he's just what army guys do

3:11:19 They complain a lot. Guys, here's the make good ITM Guys, while trying to keep my notes short for episode 1706 I completely missed the fact that i was due for a title change. We just gave it to him! I would like to claim my title of count and henceforth be known as Count Not Sure Protector Of The Trilakes Always loved the I Got Ants With A Little Dash Of Karma Mark Rashaal he says... Oh I'd just like to point out uh for those that need to hear it when you move the goalpost to the left the former center thinking individuals now appear to be off-centered Keep up the fantastic work and here's to four more years. Justin Kaler, layaway knight about to be knighted from northern Indiana after 20 months of sustaining donations I have reached knighthood status i would like to be known as Sir Justin of the Parlor City at The Roundtable I would like a round of Nelson's Green Briar Tennessee Whiskey actually did I order that?

3:12:11 Are you familiar with this particular brand of stuff? Probably a Sour Mash is my guess. And what does he want that with? He wants that with... Tennessee, and a Camacho Triple Maduro Cigar! Triple Madura must be black. I mean at that point he's like coughing up a lung on that thing Okay, well we got one i'm not gonna stop smoking so it won't do anymore uh d douching oh you've been de-douching Thank you for the media deconstruction and four more years says Sir Justin of Parlor City just about to be sir Justin. And another layaway night Kevin says hey guys been a listener for such a long time I remember hearing Adam on Buzz out loud and giving your podcast a try. I don't remember this, so your went on buzz out loud? With Molly yeah with Molly all the time sure All the time?! I've been at least three or four times

3:13:11 Yeah, when they were live too. Thank you for changing my worldview and... Like Molly and Tom? No no not Tom it was the Asian kid who was doing it. I think Tom was gone by then. Chang? Chang yeah. I think Tom was gone by then Thank you for changing my worldview and shrinking my amygdala. I've been on the 11-11 monthly donation plan since 2013 Can i please get a birthday karma shout out from you guys? And, I would also like to be knighted Sir Kevin Bully of the Broad Street! Good name Thank you guys bless you both for helping me understand this crazy world a bit better and here's to four more years... ...and there ya go So with that bring out your hot Texas hot glass sword Careful you don't want to smash it

3:13:56 You gotta be careful. There it is! Thank you Dave Black, Dame Loka. Velocity 432 Emily Kevin Justin Kaler Quint Y Newell Douglas Longenecker and Ryan Tiernan come on up to the podium all of you now qualified to become Knights and Dames of the No Agenda Roundtable I'm very proud to pronounce the K-D as Dame Velocity 432 Dame Emily of The Rosary Sir Kevin Bully Of The Broad Street Sir Justice Of The Parlor City Sir Sigma Sir Doug Of The Watchers and Sir Dibbs on living, Recreations Director of Chateau Deve. Yes! For you we have Hookers & Blow, Rent Poison, Chardonnay along with that Double Mac'N Fries and Mead Nelson's Green Tennessee Whiskey and Camacho Triple Maduro Cigar And of course as always

3:14:41 Mutton at Mead, lined up right here for you ready to go. Go to noagenderings.com You'll probably meet some Commodores while you're over there and you can see that beautiful ring which is a Signet Ring so we send it to you once you've sent us your ring size There's a ring sizing guide on the website And of course will get some wax with that since it is a Signet Ring you conceal your important correspondence with it along with yes another certificate of authenticity and welcome to The Roundtable No agenda meetups. It's like a party! No agenda meet-ups, I really realized that when talking to people they say hi went to my first meetup it was so good the no agenda producers that you see at a meet up they are your first responders i think this Tennessee Western North Carolina even Florida

3:15:35 These hurricanes showed you that you can't be waiting around for the government. I don't know where we all got this idea that the government's going to save you, they'll come in eventually they'll do their thing but it's these people that you meet at the Meetups They are your first responders Connection always brings protection I'm going to give you a Meetup report from Minneapolis, a note on these meet up reports. Um, I don't mind editing out spaces. I don't mind trying to filter some stuff but listen to what you've recorded before you send it to me. There were three reports that could not play they're just inaudible this one i kind of was able to make it usable but um so i mean it sounds like they recorded this on

3:16:22 I don't know, what were those first MP3 players? The very first one. Is it the Rio? Rio would be one of them but they never recorded No and i'm thinking what was that long kind of longest one looked like a thumb I don't know. And it had a little display on it, hmmm... Well, it sounds bad. Aloha! This is Jane Jessie Lee of Lahaina coming to you from Minneapolis, Minnesota where they haven't been spraying enough chemtrails to keep the 75 degree weather away. Katie Tierney? I am Rob the constitutional lawyer's little sister and better looking one

3:17:00 and I was told this would be a sex event, apparently it was not. Alan in Minneapolis, FEMA region number five congratulations gentlemen on 17 years special greetings Adam i appreciate you very much. Hello, hello. This is Ashley Slater connection and protection Kyle from Minneapolis and the Fed This is Rick from Minnesota, not 17 more years. This is Jeff in Minneapolis where we're still waiting for Beyonce Hey this is Dave and Dame Jessie is the best thanks for organizing it in the morning This is Jamie from Minneapolis and the chemtrails were fabulous today I like to... So hold on did you..I can tell you what they did wrong

3:17:56 You don't take your iPhone, put it on record and put in a bucket and put in the corner yelling to the buckets. That is not the way that professionals do it Maybe was Joe Biden's audio guy who did that I don't know but this this was... How can you even make it so bad? The sound maybe was on a Nokia. That's what it sounded like. An old realistic cassette recorder that somebody puked on the microphone so it has no sound anymore Sir Spooky's Halloween spooktacular meetup is a written report. It was the third time they did this, a success 10 people in total everybody went home with Halloween candy and a raffle prize and even the liberal was happy but in all seriousness everyone the group had unique viewpoints and got along just fine lots of new faces beyond comparing Trump's appearance on Joe Rogan and Kamala on Call Her Daddy we hardly even talk politics just really nice people enjoying the Halloween festivities everyone's always welcome at our Chicago

3:18:54 meetups. Finally, we continue in the tradition of watching Adam's Swamp Thing episode gets better with every viewing Can you provide any retrospective about your experience? It will be a fun way to celebrate Halloween to hear about this well We're running long today one of these days I will give you a retrospective on my swamp thing episode it is Of course My acting debut fabulous Yeah You got nominated Yeah for something Florida's having a meetup pretty soon, and they like to send in promos for their meetups In the morning, Florida producers. I wanted to formally invite you to our November To Remember meetup in the Gainesville Opalette area on Sunday, November 17th at 12 p.m., for our last bottom boat tour of the Silver Springs River. It's gonna be a big meetup—really big! Some might even say huge with lots of beautiful people. I don't know if we'll win or lose but either way it's gonna be like a party Let's make Florida Meetups great again

3:20:03 Meetups coming up a little closer on the calendar tomorrow In fact, the mobile meetup six o'clock at PJ Sports bar in Moreno Valley California Marino Moreno Moreno Moreno. Morena. Morena. Morena. The Columbia River Basin Meetup, Part Deux 7 o'clock at Cider House Richland Washington on Saturday the Pittsburgh No Agenda meet up 1 o'clock at Public Industry Public House in Pittsburgh also on Saturday the Central Jersey 732 we drink and We Know Things 2 o'clock oh that's Sir R Daniels doing that at the Garden State Distillery in Tom's River

3:20:45 The Northern Silicon Valley, get John out of the house meet up there. It is it's five point oh trader Vicks in Emeryville California bring your kids and when the last I think of the traders Trader Vicks change chains and the traded Vicks chain began in Emeryville years. It was different location And then they built this fancy place over there on the Landfill and it's a gorgeous spot, but I think is the end of the era for Trader Vicks. Bring your kids to Trader Vicks and meet John! That'll set him straight He'll tell them about... Eat a raw egg kid! Whatever kids if he says he ran out of toilet paper don't try and hand him any because he's got another trick up his sleeve

3:21:39 And then finally on Sunday, the Myrtle Beach meet freely MEAT freely before the election 3.30 RSVP please to rusty dirt That'll be at Swiggin swine Myrtle Beach Florida I guess they may be renting out the whole place Many more meetups to be found it's on the calendar on the website and no agenda meet ups calm connection is protection These are your first responders I strongly suggest that you go to a No Agenda meetup at least once. Trust me, you'll want to go back for more! noagendameetups.com if you can't find one near you start one yourself!

3:22:30 Well, to make up for this horrible, horrible lack of ISOs on the last show. I of course have way too many ISO's. Run them off? Yeah rip it is what he said okay crazy Okay crazy We're not gonna have a final answer on that like that one, I'm gonna dump that one. This one people have sent me over and over and over again so i finally clipped it, I guess we need to make an ISO out of it. But joy cometh in the morning! No. Underwhelmed? It's a cleansing, you know it's really a cleansing And then the final one So eat your eggs guys There you go Eat your eggs I couldn't even understand what she said So eat your eggs guys Eat your eggs guys that wasn't that hard Oh eat your eggs Yeah Okay I guess you don't like any of them No i did like the Trump one a little bit Okay What do you got? I've got four Okay Uh let's start with elections Elections One day the election will be over

3:23:35 Huh? Yeah, yeah. It's doable Halloween Happy Halloween That's probably appropriate. Yeah, that's what I was thinking and then we have What not right? That's just not right. Yeah, it's as bad as my Kamala. Oh, yeah You're right she sounds she always sounds like she's in a bucket. Yeah, and then support please support our work Now I think, uh... Please support our work. The K was cut off which is unfortunate. Please support our wo- support our work. Happy Halloween! That's the one you want. Happy Halloween. And now everybody it's time for Will It Be The Raw Egg? John's Tip of the Day! Created fast for you and me Just a tip with JCD And sometimes Adam

3:24:30 This tip was provided by Mimi. It wasn't the raw egg. Ah, bummer! Is it... bummer? Far out groovy. Bummer dude. This is the Tevla fee and this thing's 90 bucks. It's your own you get them I don't know where you did t-e-v I'm sorry i get the hiccups now te v l a p h e e wheel lock Wheel lock? Is this for your for Mimi's motorcycle It's a Boston boot. and you can put it on your car. She has a mower, drive mower, you know, a mower that you can drive around in. We need a picture in the newsletter of Mimi on the driving lawnmower! Okay... Alright So but she gets this mower and she leaves it out and says somebody could just jump on this thing start it up and drive off and have a mower And so she came found this Boston boot and they have different sizes You can find different sizes

3:25:31 You can get one for a car, you can get one for a mower. Now you put this on the steering wheel? No! This is a Boston boot. Do you know what a Boston boot is? Well I know a boot on a car wheel yeah Yeah that's what this is Huh It goes on the car wheel so you can't drive the car off. I mean, if you just can't... If you could even get it to go past a little bit of the road in the car- Wait a minute! There's a flaw in this So I'm a junkie. I'm jacked up junkie. I'm gonna steal this car. I jump in the car and start it and then I just like peel out What's going to happen with this Boston? Something is going to break. It's gonna ruin my car Yeah

3:26:15 And that's a good thing? Well, you know nobody in their right mind would try to drive a car with the Boston boot on it. Yeah but I'm a junkie! Junkies can't drive... Okay i don't know about this tip. I mean I can see for the lawnmower, I can see that. It was for the lawn mowers where you have outdoor equipment that you can drive off Buy one of these things put it on there and you won't have to worry about it. You don't need a hound dog outside That's the tip that's your tip of the day everybody dad take that coming soon raw egg concoction for showday All right We have actually had a lot of tips today serve soup

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3:28:45 The only garbage I see floating down there is his supporters. So just to clarify, he was not calling Trump supporters garbage? The only garbage I see floating down there is his supporters. So just to clarify, he was not calling Trump supporters garbage? Gar-garbage His supporters. Gar-garbage His supporters Garbage. She was raised in a middle class family. Worked at McDonald's when she was in college to pay her expenses, she didn't just pretend to work at McDonald's! Just 28% of American voters think the country is going on the right direction, it's on the right track. It means for us as a generation we love Trump from our bottom of the heart because we know Trump is the only one who can save America

3:29:53 So I heard these two different guys say K-Mala. K-Mala? And then he said, K-Mala a Camela. Oh he corrected himself That's what it sounded like didn't it that's exactly what I thought the first time I heard it the first time The second time when I heard K-Mala He said K-Mala Camela Que Mala is Spanish for Is bad, was bad, is bad. It's malo means bad. Oh! Que mala, que mala. Chalé. Mala and maló which is bad if you are a dude. The masculine version but it's que mala. They specifically said que mala so they don't want you saying come mala because it sounds like que mala

3:30:43 And these guys were saying it and the white host gringos, they were missing the point. So you look out for this, this is going on so I talked to him about just...I talked to him but he also mentioned that if you pronounce it a certain way Camara also sounds like Spanish for burn her. But its mainly It's the bad, you know. Who bad? What bad? You know she is bad or whatever overall. How bad is what it technically is. So how bad, how bad, how bad...

3:31:23 which is what they don't want you thinking and so I as I was talking to me say and I said you know this look you know Trump he says he makes the comedy says it's and he's in Berkeley he says yeah it's really something meaning telling me that this Mexican turnout and this, you know, this Latino turnout Chicano whatever you want to call them at this point. Chicanos! It's going to be... You know what it is? I want to be a whale psychiatrist. It drives the whales freaking crazy when something happens with them, but for whatever reason they're getting washed up on shore and you know... And yet the environment... Completely ignored by the environmental people. Yeah but the environmentalists don't talk about it

3:32:17 Good name game. Kamala, Kamala, Kamala, Kamala Harris, Kamala Harris, Kamala Harris, Kamala Harris, Kamala Harris. Kamala was first Biden and Kamala. Come on everybody now let's play a game I bet you I can make it. Out of anybody's name. Kamala Harris, Kamala Harris I treated like it wasn't them. Kamala Harris, Kamala Harris People like uh...Kamala Harris Where does Kamala stand? Kamala Harris!

3:33:02 Kamala Harris was a very good prosecutor. Kamala Harris is talking about this.

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