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Kevin Thomas, a video editor from Georgia, was knighted as "Sir Kevlar, Knight of the Button Pressers." His donation included a request for sound clips related to President Obama's predator drones and a classic Brian Williams clip about "scaring people to death."
Christine Kodega is knighted as Sir Crawler, requesting "Jobs Karma" and the "Shut Up Slave" jingle. Thomas Butterick, requesting the title Baron of the Miami Valley, pledges to organize a local listener meetup. The segment includes a request for a "blood-curdling millennial scream" and "house buying karma."
The hosts acknowledge significant financial contributions from the "No Agenda" producer community, including a $1,073.33 donation from the Black Knight of Silicon Valley. New titles are granted to Sir Thomas of Bahrain and Sir Funk (Josh McDonald) following $1,000 donations. The segment includes a discussion of spreadsheet formatting and the "value for value" funding model.
Executive Producer Donations, Knighting Ceremony
Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak acknowledge their executive producers and conduct a "knighting ceremony" for high-tier donors. Notable mentions include Sir Thomas of the Apocalypse, Sir Rodney the Provider, and discussions regarding the "value for value" model of the show.
Knighting Ceremony, Sir Thomas and Sir Adam
The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for Thomas Fields and Adam Michalajczyk, who have reached the required donation threshold. The ceremony includes the traditional "hookers and blow" litany, officially inducting them as Knights of the No Agenda Round Table.
Interview with Sir Thomas of Virginia on No Agenda Knighthood
Maynard interviews Sir Thomas of Virginia, a Knight of the No Agenda roundtable. Sir Thomas discusses his background in the Navy, his experience attending "Hot Pockets Tour" meetups, and his support for the show's commercial-free, value-for-value business model.
The hosts acknowledge several high-level donors, including Sir Thomas and Sir Jason Stevens. They discuss "bumping rings" with knights of the show and exchange stories about collecting challenge coins and World Bank pens. David Rudolph Baker is thanked for his contribution toward the No Agenda iPad stands project.
