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Sir Robert Deccanay completes his requirements for a No Agenda patent of nobility and requests a jingle featuring Al Gore. The resulting clip features Gore warning that the melting of Greenland will require the world's maps to be redrawn, which the hosts mock by noting the lack of sea-level rise in the San Francisco Bay.
Sir Veiled in FEMA Region 4 and Smith Mountain Lake
Robert Verdebur is knighted as Sir Veiled in FEMA Region 4, requesting "resist" jingles and success karma. Sir Gregory Worley becomes the Baron of Smith Mountain Lake, Virginia. The segment includes various "goat karma" requests and acknowledgments of long-time supporters.
The hosts read through a list of donors, including Sir David Roberts and Sir Dwayne Melanson, providing "karma" credits and playing requested audio clips. They acknowledge Sir Robert Alter for a significant contribution to the show.
Executive Producer Credits and No Agenda Karma
The hosts thank the show's producers and donors, specifically naming Robert Bruckner, Sir Otaku, and Phil Bennett as high-level contributors. They discuss the "Karma" jingle, a listener-created tradition used to send positive energy to producers facing challenges like job hunts or health issues. The segment includes a detailed explanation of the show's value-for-value model.
No Agenda Episode 809 Executive Producer Donations
The hosts acknowledge top donors for Episode 809, including Robert Weed and Sir K-Town. A letter from Sandra Langston in Austin describes her work in archaeology and facial reconstruction, while a donor from Rotterdam coins the term "Socialist Media" to describe platforms like Facebook. The segment includes a replay of a CBS News clip showing children being coached to express negative opinions about Donald Trump.
Sir Craig of Manana, New York Fed, Baronet of New Jersey
Sir Craig of Manana donates $333.33, noting that the New York Fed is located at 33 Liberty Street. Another listener, Stephen Savchuk, is elevated to knighthood after a $252.09 donation. The hosts recall Stephen's previous request to contact Robert Smith of The Cure to help with a relationship, noting he has since found a new girlfriend.
Executive producers and donors are thanked for their financial support of show 526, including David Foley, Ryan Bemrose, and Sir Robert Hegedus. The hosts announce a special live broadcast for July 4th, promising double producer credits for those who contribute. The "value for value" model is emphasized as the primary funding mechanism for the program.
The hosts thank high-tier donors, including Sir Ernie and Sir Robert, for their contributions tied to the 12-12-12 date. Baron Stephen Pelsmacher is recognized for a $999.99 donation to help with the costs of Curry's European relocation. An anonymous donor contributes $500 with a message of "fuck you both," prompting Curry to play random jingles from the soundboard.
In a formal segment, the hosts perform a knighting ceremony for Dame Carol Jordan and Sir Robert Alter. They discuss the status of No Agenda challenge coins, noting production delays from vendors in China. The ceremony includes the traditional "hookers and blow" humor associated with the No Agenda Roundtable.
