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00:00 And that is very thinning. Adam Curry, John C. DeVora. It's Sunday September 18th 2016 this is your award-winning Get Mo Nation Media assassination episode 861 This Is No Agenda Canceling my New York cuisine cooking classes and broadcasting live from the capital of the drone star state here in Austin Tejas FEMA region 6 In the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry and from northern Silicon Valley where I'm gonna eat a giant bug on this show I'm John C. DeVore, and it's Crackpot & Buzzkill! Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa... What? You're gonna eat a giant bug on the show?! Yeah just to see what it tastes like. Do you- What do you have lined up? Well it's a locust deep fried locust. You want to do right off the bat? I don't think I can wait for this Really? I mean give me the background

00:52 I just got this giant locust to eat. Well, oh no you know what let's keep it until after the donation No you got me going i just broke the seal! Oh you can't do that! It'll get stale Alright tell me in the background where'd you get this? Where did you get this thing? What was on first? Came in the mail under the Eat The Bugs program in the Berkeley area Wait a minute...it came in the mail and your gonna eat it?! Yeah imma eat right now All right, ladies and gentlemen best podcast universe brings you yeah like John C. Dvorak eating a cricket Hmm tastes like poop All right who sent you that who sent you that bug those are corn nuts oh I mean you should have all right nice

02:03 I don't want to fool the public. All righty, all right good you fooled us on this one outside sounded very authentic also Very authentic i was impressed for a moment and tell you this bogus Man Okay what do you have on new york city? On this uh on this bond i don't have any clips because it came in late yeah but i do Have i do have the event that was supposed to happen It flopped so they did the New York event shortly thereafter. Oh, you mean this was in New Jersey? Yeah This is not funny actually...the seaside stuff

02:44 No, it's not funny. None of this is funny. I have friends who live there. Somebody planted a Seaside Park New Jersey bomb that didn't hurt anybody and but it did which was the reason I think the other bomb went off. On the Jersey Shore there was a mysterious explosion Saturday morning before the start of a charity race benefiting US sailors and Marines The FBI is investigating Dave Carlin of WCVS in New York is in Seaside Park, New Jersey with the latest Dave Behind me is Ocean Avenue in Seaside Park, New Jersey. And right over there is where the device exploded. It was left in a garbage can along the route for a 5K run that benefits the U.S. Marine Corps. The blast came just as the event was about to kick off. It literally sounded like somebody lit a firework or you know the big aerial fireworks off on the beach. No one was injured probably thanks to the fact that the run was delayed after a suspicious backpack was reported.

03:35 kept runners away from this area. The timing was truly serendipitous that they had only done the one mile fun run, which turns around early and they had not started the larger 5K. The race is canceled and everyone is urged to stay away from here while investigators search up and down the shoreline here determining exactly what kind of device this was and searching for suspects a whole army of investigators are fanning out examining the device examine questioning individuals looking for surveillance type footage of the area. Neighbors and investigators thinking about what might have been considering themselves very lucky for CBS News Dave Carlin Seaside Park New Jersey So here's what we had, we had this explosion in Chelsea which is I might point out i would say that it's characterized as a gay area in New York I don't know if that has been brought up yet or not We had stabbing in Minnesota

04:33 Was it Minnesota? Minneapolis, Minneapolis. Yeah, Minneapolis at the mall and we had this in Seaside New Jersey of... To my knowledge at least that you know this was impossible this morning I turned although i heard about last night of course as I was prepping I turn on this morning just no the one thing no one's saying is were under attack No one's saying there was a pressure cooker bomb In New York they found A PRESSURE COOKER with wires coming out of the top and a cell phone which is, that's a new version of it. Which is apparently some detonation device. I do have a couple clips that I picked up even though its very early so there isn't much we can say about this particular event

05:21 I picked this up from New York's local Fox station had some interesting things they were doing as they were reporting. They were on the street, in light of a bad event i thought this was pretty funny. Deborah you were in the area when the blast went off is that correct? Yes yes where were you? I was at a burrito place vegetarian place and The lady was fixing my burrito and I get ready to sit down eat and all the sudden we hear a boom, but I mean it was loud as shook the baby thing. It was BAM! Something just about you waiting for your burrito and hearing the boom Did she say she was a vegetarian? Yes, he's a vegetonian

06:09 I mean listen again it was a vegetarian burritos what i heard Deborah you were in the area when the blast went off is that correct? Yes, yes. Where were you? I was at a um... Burrito place uh... Vegetarian Place I'll write this down now show title Vegetonian Place I wrote it down already Vegetonian Place As long as you can laugh about this stuff. I'm sorry people were hurt obviously No, it's terrible of course bad or so it's coincidental that all the stuff happened right? Yeah, right Apparently attacking the Syrian army well not only that but I don't think anyone will be talking about a lot of election things for at least 10 hours Also from Fox I picked up This is this isn't one these very irritating things It happens a lot when we have some kind of event what do we usually look out for John what oh

07:06 A drill or training exercise? Oh yes, well that's your beat. You're always doing that and you're always curiously you're always finding one The explosion was so loud that we actually had somebody um...that came up to us it's that put that is actually with the National Guard they were inside their apartment building on 24th Street They told me once they heard the explosion they put on the uniform and came out here on their own accord to see how they could help. The explosion was so loud he initially thought that perhaps it was scaffolding but then he realized that it was much louder than that, and I think what you see with some of those National Guard uniform wearers here seems to me based on what this person told me that they just happen to be in the area for training

07:50 And as soon as they heard, they happened to be in uniform already. Some of the people that you may have seen before got in the background and decided to come out here. It's not like they were called out here. They happened to be in the area for training. Coincidence? I think not! It's always a coincidence. They just happen to be in the area for training Yeah, we do a lot of training in this country. Yeah and whenever something...we do some training there's always something going on. That's really strange Well I have one more clip which i just thought was... Hard to explain Yes go on We'll find out more but you know the pressure cooker bomb at this point you have to think that is a tell of some nefarious activity

08:29 I don't know. We had them at the Boston Marathon bombing, did we have any more pressure cooker since then? I don't think so it's a kind of callback. It's a throwback Saturday. Actually that probably is exactly the reason for using it. And this morning I was welcomed by MSNBC and they were bitching about the tone of Donald Trumps tweet I'm a big proponent of not texting with people all day long because

09:11 people, what happens is the nuance of which there's no context with text. Let's put it that way. Yeah you have to... That's why emoticons and emojis are so important because our emotions are relegated down to that. It's pathetic but true So, if someone says oh the tone of this tweet is horrible that's pretty much in the I think in the head of the receiver. I don't think you can necessarily know exactly what that person was thinking. No, you do not know And Donald Trump came right out and said bomb? We don't even know it's a bomb! Is he nuts?! Why is doing that how can he do this? This is no...this is not okay However strangely enough- I saw this little back and forth too How could he say its a bomb He doesn't know It has to be a bomb

09:59 Clinton, Hillary Clinton was on her plane. Which now you can see it's easier to see how this plane is configured there's no luxury on this plane. She has a 7, what is it? A 737. I thought it was bigger than 57 maybe no no no no no no It's a 737 and there's no luxury configuration. It's just all regular seats Oh you mean just like like it would be like a Southwest flight Yeah yeah I like cattle cattle uh cattle car even up front where Hillary sits in her minions anyway so that

10:37 She was in the air on her way. We painted a Southwest plane pretty much yeah, so she was on her way to whatever event she's going to today And I don't know if it was Hillary or the body double because she wasn't wearing a purse in the plane which is now our tell and I'm gonna interrupt you mm-hmm So some guy writes and he says well Hillary has been you know we have a lot of people that do not like the theory Not, well not a lot. You mean the theory that women never change handbag shoulders? Yes and I want to back you up because as I mentioned in the newsletter we have a guest living here from England and she says absolutely my wife says absolutely to your theory this guy writes it says well you know she's been served for so long that she doesn't wear really doesn't carry a bag and so she probably doesn't have us preferred shoulder

11:32 Which I all right. I'll say this my wife doesn't carry a bag and she has a preferred shoulder So it's not you pick it up when you're young is I mean Hillary 70 yeah, I'm sure she has a preferred shoulder by now right but anyway Only one woman contacted me saying that she was a switcher oh And that's Ancilla. Was that some sort of hint? Yeah, who knows! Ancilla says I switch shoulders all the time. No... Okay, I think there is some validity to this. I always thought she was bi-shouldered. Right on!!

12:11 Here is Hillary. Notice what she says and notice what the first question is after she comes back to talk to the press and make a little statement. I've been briefed about bombings in New York, New Jersey... You heard what you said there? I have been briefed about the bombings in New York and New Jersey Yes okay now let's listen to the first question after she repeats this again. I've been briefed about bombing in New York and New Jersey and the attack in Minnesota Obviously, we need to do everything we can to support our first responders. Also pray for the victims. We have to let this investigation unfold. We've been in touch with various officials including the mayor's office in New York

13:04 they are discovering as they conduct this investigation. And I'll have more to say about it when... Now, this is not edited what you're about to hear? We actually know some facts. Secretary, do you have any reaction to the fact that Donald Trump immediately in front of the U.S. State Department tonight called an explosion and told us to turn around? Okay so right after she says, ''I've been briefed on the bombing,'' The question is, um, Do you have any comment on the fact that Donald Trump immediately tweeted uh, It was a bombing Even though she just said it's a bombing. Well, I think it is important to know the facts about any incident like this That's why its critical to support the first responders and investigators who are looking into it trying to determine what did happen So let me get this straight She says that I've been briefed on the bombing

13:59 And then she says, well of course you know it's important to know Donald Trump is tweeting out bombing. It's important to first know what we're really talking about here before you say anything Yeah and then she goes back into that pat line I like to support the first responders and pray for the victims So obviously she reiterated exactly what she said before But was this journalist not listening? I don't know, where's the... She says she comes out and says. I know! I heard what she said. She is an idiot. Thank you But it's what is the point of the question? And why who is she in to disparage Donald Trump questions To disparage Trump Of course Yeah no The idea Is to disparage trump Which is Why have a number of clips for today show that will be Disparaging Well let's do That then well Thanks yeah Please roll right Into It

14:50 Well, okay. Let's start off with a couple of interesting... let's go to the probably the nexus of real hate NBC. Okay. So let's start on the birther thing because the big news this week wasn't the bombings or the fact that we're trying to start war with Syria, bombing Syria There's a lot of bad things going on, but I might as well get this out of the way because apparently the earth has to come to us. Stop spinning! Because Donald Trump did a short press conference where he says... Obama's born in the United States. I'm through with this He's already said he doesn't want to talk about it people keep bringing it up and bringing it up and bringing it And then he brings out Veterans and people military guys endorsing what a great hack There was only one the hack was great It was only one reporter, and I don't didn't get a clip of it, and I don't know what net wasn't see I don't believe it was CBS

15:50 It might actually it might have been CBS, but it wasn't ABC or NBC. But one reporter says this is a bogus press conference! It was only done to get him publicity for the new hotel. Yeah I heard that too. I was like really? That's your takeaway from this? And you know... I actually buy into that. I think it was a great promotion for the hotel." And this is the one in DC, his... Yeah, he's been talking about that one. Yeah okay there you go promoting and stuff yeah good promotion. The old post office they've redone it and made into a hotel which I think was great because then would have had to... But did they then after this trick because what he did as he said oh I got a big announcement everyone was rolling live waiting for him. In fact do I have uh? I'll get to that later

16:37 Well, right after he had the press conference. He ran out they said but what he actually did was invite people to take a tour. That's what I was going to ask Did he invite people to come and take a look? Wow! Well that didn't fit into the perfect narrative so you had to make stuff up So i'm gonna skip to NBC for just for a second jump to Rachel Rachel had a very interesting take on the whole thing as if this was even remotely important. But let's play Rachel, this is Rachel on Bertha in what I call an insane report. During the dishes for second just listening just it's just a second come over to the TV and look. I'm going to show you what starts off looking like a normal news coverage clip from today on MSNBC but watch Katie Turr on the right side of your screen here

17:31 He's been hammering Hillary Clinton and he was hammering her before she gave her press conference recently for hiding. It is important to note that Hillary Clinton has given, and this stage is falling apart behind us. Anyway, Katie Turd sort of admirably handling the unexpected there as the news gods prove to us once more that they may or may not have a sense of humor but they definitely do write poetry. In this case with event drapes Poetry? What is she talking about? I don't know By the way Adam, the news gods may or may not

18:12 have a sense of humor. The news gods! I didn't know there were plural news gods Who is the god of news? Who is the Greek God of News? Oh, Walter Cronkite In this case with event drapes and American flags nobody was hurt This was the poetically fitting end to Donald Trump's disastrous press conference in Washington today. He caved, he collapsed like that stage. He reversed himself. He inexplicably stopped believing something he has purported to believe for years without any explanation as soon as he said that even ran away without taking questions even though he and his campaign had

18:54 build this as a press conference. Donald Trump today tried to say that he has not been promoting the idea that President Obama is secretly foreign for years now, he said today that he finished that years ago in 2011 when President Obama produced his birth certificate I should say what you're seeing here all these clips on your screen right now are him promoting that idea since then since 2011 He also today tried to blame This whole thing on Hillary Clinton. He tried to say it was her racist conspiracy President Obama and not his Okay, well I obviously have a number of clips about that when you're ready Oh good Well then you can take that when I'm done with these guys just insert Yeah, Jake Tapper who was also very angry about this very angry Donald Trump said the Barack Obama's born in the United States which has been a fact since 1961 but congratulations for realizing it and

19:47 And then he said Hillary Clinton started birtherism, not true. And I ended it also not true and I guess i'm curious as to what the reasoning is there because while we all got rickrolled and played in terms of rolling the endorsements from those American heroes who came out to talk about Donald Trump and why they support him Medal of Honor recipients and alike what's largely going to be covered are these two sentences, one of which is completely untrue. The idea that Clinton started this and he ended it

20:22 I, uh... Jake Tapper. Uh, Jake Tapper. Rickroll is not the correct phrase my friend! That was not a rickroll there was no Rick Astley nonono WHOA YOU GOT BUTTSLAM! There you go. Yeah that's it Well let's play the second half of Rachel's little thing What happened today, I think is that he got scared and sort of fell apart. I think maybe he did not want to have to defend his craziness about the president's birthplace and birth certificate in the forthcoming debate Maybe that's why he crumbled. I don't know she got there but he crumbled he Caved and he told all of these laugh-out loud obvious lies about it as he did it And then you ran away from reporting

21:04 I mean this was a collapse, a total abandonment of what was his signature issue. His signature belief with no explanation. I finished it. You know what I mean? Okey dokey! Well you tell me when you're ready. Okay let's go For what? Yeah, for the clips that prove otherwise. From these very same people I might add! Oh well let's start... No, I'm gonna get through the NBC stuff then you're going to take it over Alright baby Let's start with NBC Bertha This is the... this is.. lets start with the tease This is how the news hour began It's top of the news! Woah really?! Alright everybody and we're ready for cold open Okay stand by We are going in 3 2 1 Roll Open

20:22 I, uh... Jake Tapper. Uh, Jake Tapper. Rickroll is not the correct phrase my friend! That was not a rickroll there was no Rick Astley nonono WHOA YOU GOT BUTTSLAM! There you go. Yeah that's it Well let's play the second half of Rachel's little thing What happened today, I think is that he got scared and sort of fell apart. I think maybe he did not want to have to defend his craziness about the president's birthplace and birth certificate in the forthcoming debate Maybe that's why he crumbled. I don't know she got there but he crumbled he Caved and he told all of these laugh-out loud obvious lies about it as he did it And then you ran away from reporting

21:04 I mean this was a collapse, a total abandonment of what was his signature issue. His signature belief with no explanation. I finished it. You know what I mean? Okey dokey! Well you tell me when you're ready. Okay let's go For what? Yeah, for the clips that prove otherwise. From these very same people I might add! Oh well let's start... No, I'm gonna get through the NBC stuff then you're going to take it over Alright baby Let's start with NBC Bertha This is the... this is.. lets start with the tease This is how the news hour began It's top of the news! Woah really?! Alright everybody and we're ready for cold open Okay stand by We are going in 3 2 1 Roll Open

21:50 Tonight, birther bombshell. Donald Trump finally admits President Obama was born in the U.S., but ignites more controversy. False and claiming Hillary Clinton started the birther rumors he spread for years. Clinton firing back accusing Trump of pushing a racist conspiracy and getting backup from the first lady. And kick him good! Now, this falsely accused phrase is used over and over again at NBC. It's used during his read of the actual story too. Falsely accused, falsely accused... And we're going to talk about that after we get through these clips But the idea of falsely accu- If you think about that word it's kind of like self contradictory? It's like he accused someone falsely

22:40 Yes, which is awkward so no one would say that. He accused Hillary of being the early promoter of this idea Yeah, he didn't falsely. I mean he accused her and that's bullcrap according to these people right? But falsely accused makes it sound like he...I don't know what it means! It doesn't mean anything. I think it's one of those little confusing afraid of false you know the I think I'm falsely confused The cognitive dissonance on this one was pretty good. crazy intros as well. Same ideas, falsely accused weird language. Yeah so let's listen to NBC, let's go through these, these are a little longer than I'd like... actually not that long Let's go Berther 1. Good evening today Donald Trump publicly acknowledged what most Americans have accepted as the truth for years that President Barack Obama was born in the United States Trump was an outspoken voice of the so-called berther movement which challenged Obamas legitimacy as president

23:41 Today, without apology Mr. Trump admitted the president is a natural born American and in the same breath managed to wrongly accuse Hillary Clinton of first launching the discredited movement. Wrongly! Wrongly! I think that's actually probably better than falsely. Wrongly. Wrongly? I'm wrongly okay never let's go to two Tonight Clinton is leading the growing outrage among Democrats We have 2 reports tonight Let's start with NBC's Hallie Jackson Hallie good evening Good evening, Lester. Among the many conspiracy theories Donald Trump's talked about he's pursued none as intently as this one. Few topics is central to his early political identity even after his campaign tried to speak for him these last couple weeks we heard nothing definitive from the candidate himself behind me on the campaign trail in Miami until today Donald Trump today finally

24:37 finally submitting to the truth. President Barack Obama was born in the United States period a seven second statement after 28 minutes of buildup trying to reverse a position Trump's held for five years championing a conspiracy theory why doesn't he show his birth certificate I'm starting to wonder myself whether or not he was born in this country. I have people that actually have been studying it and they cannot believe what they're finding He gave a birth certificate, whether or not that was a real certificate because a lot of people question it...I certainly questioned it Today, in his reversal Trump didn't admit he was wrong didn't say he was sorry and didn't tell the truth when he said this Hillary Clinton and her campaign

25:24 2008 started the birther controversy. I finished it. Neither Clinton nor her campaign made Barack Obama's citizenship an issue, and as he sarcastically said in the Oval Office today, neither did the president himself. I was pretty confident about where i was born. I think most people were as well The President brushing off Trump like he did after releasing his long-form birth certificate in 2011 We can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter Did we fake the moon landing? Hey, hey, hey!

26:03 Now you're pissing me off Brock. Good one, good one I hadn't heard that. Thanks for leaving that in just for me Yeah i left it in just for you so let's go versus three and get past that It's not just what the GOP nominee said today but how and where he said it The opening of his new DC hotel a photo op with cameras allowed but no questions from journalists who watched the stage collapse after Trump walked off. Finally agreeing to admit that President Obama was born in the United States, that's meant to gain him support with white college-educated voters of those key battleground states. Trump trying to undo years of perpetuating a lie with a single sentence... A single question remaining will it work?

26:48 Hallie Jackson, NBC News Miami. I'm glad they put the racist meme in there that was kind of cool well the racist meme gets worse and it's not really a mean but we always hear so much oh that horrible man is a name-caller so let's go to stay on NBC and we're gonna play this clip birther for which is the variety of people expressing their opinions about... so he comes out and says, okay he was born here let's move on. But here's what we get instead I'm Kristen Welker in Washington where tonight Democrats are attacking Donald Trump from all sides. Donald Trump is a disgusting fraud! Charging, Trump can't distance himself from the birther conspiracy theory which he helped lead He's not qualified to be commander-in-chief

27:38 He's a hater in chief. The outrage palpable in Washington, where members of the Congressional Black Caucus unleashed unbridled anger. We will not be treated as second class citizens! We will not elect A cheap bigot. It's a fight the Clinton campaign welcomes as Hillary Clinton tries to rebound from her rockiest stretch yet, a chance to fire up the base. A recent NBC SurveyMonkey online poll showing more than eight in 10 Democrats believe the president was born here. I love that. A recent yeah and i'm gonna roll it back no i'm gonna roll it back. I just wanted to point out a recent online

28:16 Monkey survey. Survey monkey. Yeah, yeah. Survey monkey. Well here's the funny thing about that that got my attention She, the SurveyMonkey survey says 8 in 10 Democrats believe that he was born here. That means 20% of the Democrat Party thinks he wasn't? Yes! SurveyMonkey says... The base a recent NBC SurveyMonkey online poll showing more than eight in ten Democrats believe the president was born here. Clinton even speaking out before Trump's announcement at an event for African-American women Barack Obama

28:53 Obama was born in America, plain and simple. And Donald Trump owes him and the American people an apology. Later on in the campaign calling Trump's statement a disgrace. So that is interesting I think they missed the point. I think someone fucked up, or messed up Yeah, I think saying 8 and 10 is like what? That makes no sense! 1% of the Democrats don't think he was born here Wow that's the news as far as i'm concerned You get a borderliner for that And the thing about that clip I got a kick out of was this woman's, there is one woman comes up. This black woman and all the bitching and moaning she says we're not going to be treated like second class citizens. What has that got to do with anything? Because the birtherism movement was racist! Racist! Racists! Okay. All right. Can I pick it up here? Well, I got maybe one more.

29:51 ABC? Yeah, you have an ABC report. Ready? of god I want to do a little pre-set on this. This is ABC, which according to the Liener report

30:34 leaning toward Trump and I believe that this is actually if you listen to him, you start breaking it down even though Tom Yamas hates Trump and he's the one yelling his report with all this enthusiasm. Um...I think this is actually a pro-Trump piece so try to hear that as you're listening. Even on an issue so deeply personal to the president, Trump building up the drama for his next TV stunt. You watch my statement I have to we have to keep this suspense going okay? Finally with the press corps assembled Trump bragged about his hotel surrounded by a collection of decorated veterans backing him then he addressed the elephant in the room President Barack Obama

31:21 was born in the United States, period. Now we all want to get back to making America strong and great again. Thank you, thank you very much. Since Donald Trump didn't answer any of our questions and he avoided the press completely we're now tracking him down to a fundraiser in Virginia I pressed him will there be an apology? Mr. Trump can we talk to you? Tom how are you Tom? Mr. Trump are you gonna now apologize to the president? Tom Yamas with us live tonight and Tom after five years of this many saying the timing could not be more convenient for a change of heart now ten days before that crucial first debate. David, Trump clearly does not want this issue to come up in the debate he says he wants to focus on the issues just tonight he was down in Little Haiti in Miami speaking to a predominantly black audience and he did not mention the birther incidents once? He's trying move past this David. M'kay

32:23 So I thought the subtext of that particular report on ABC was positive. Well, certainly for Tom Yamas Yeah Certainly for him. Yeah, like they had the picture He's in a car and they're driving there following the Trump thing to this other event And he shows up with it yelling with the mic you know kind of like it like he's like he's following Taylor Swift yes Who are you dating? All right, well okay. I got a little uh got a couple of clips here that first We need to step back for one second listen to CNN complaining about mocking the media This is Ashley Banning field who was on CNN? Oh she's though you know i've decided She is the worst

33:09 She's nervous all the time. She is not very quick on her feet for a host and she always has, you know... it is very tub-thumping. Yeah well I was going to say something different. I was going to mention she changed her hair and no longer wearing glasses and just not good look. I thought the other look was better Okay, well that's... No it's important. It is for her! And this is all about her I have really good news for you. I just heard that the press Is stuck on their airplane they can't get here. I love it

33:46 So they're trying to get here now. They called us and said, could you wait? I said absolutely not let's get going. Right. So what i'm wondering is why so much cheering other than a lot of people who go to Trump events like to besmirch the media too but do people not realize or are they forgetting that other critical element of it? Either you have a media, or you have what I witnessed in Saddam's era. In Libya's era where you never got to actually call yourself press so you'd go to jail for it When I was in Baghdad driving by Saddam Hussein presidential palace I was gob smacked by the size of it and my driver yelled at me put your eyes forward on the road stop looking we're going to get in trouble

34:31 We were on a freeway. We were on the freeway and my driver was terrified that I was staring at Saddam's palace, so there is the other side of this." Yes, so the takeaway here if you mock the media what do you want? Iraq?! We're important! Otherwise it's just like Iraq under Saddam. Unbelievable...I have a complimentary clip This is the mainstream media survey on RT course giving to us Of course. Most Americans no longer trust their media, a new study has revealed pollsters Gallup blame biased coverage of the US presidential elections noting Donald Trump controversies are highlighted while those surrounding Hillary Clinton get glossed over we went to the streets of Washington to find out more so do you trust American media not very much

35:27 I do. Okay, if you can't trust the Washington Post and The New York Times then we're in big trouble. What about CNN MSNBC Fox? CNN...Fox never completely biased and ridiculous Oh yes of course And you know that she's never watched Fox No no She's all in but they went on and on with that report asking people on the stream most people thought it was Probably true then. The thing is if only 30% trust the media doesn't Ashley Banford understand why they're cheering

36:03 She asked the question, why are you guys sharing? Because she understands. She knows I don't think so... You know what am i thinking no yeah yeah totally believe you know these people they're the robots they're all in there's you lost friends because of this yes mentality yes I lose more every day I mean you have left. Well hi friend, it's you and Tina that's it oh Okay So I'm going to give everyone a little bit of ammo in case you just want to be confident in this incredible lie that is taking place. This, this is a real cover up in plain sight which doesn't take much. I spent maybe 45 minutes yesterday collecting a few clips so we could use some of these famous people saying exactly the opposite that the birther

37:01 birtherism sprouted from the Clinton campaign. And that, of course is well and that nuances is up for debate. Can I put one little extra little tidbit in there? Please please because I think there's a...I think there is a parsing issue going on because they're always parsing this or saying they the Clinton campaign did not start the birther movement And it turns out with if you do enough deeper research, and you probably have. I've got it! You discover that it was actually began in 2004. Yeah. In Iowa or someplace somebody came up with this idea. It was the Clinton campaign that picked it

37:44 So they're not the founders, they're just in the mix. And this is not true that Clinton campaign never started the birther movement Yes! They are right! They didn't start the birther movement That's not the point I would like to hop on in John, hop on in. We're getting into the time machine let's go back in time 2015 hi John welcome to 2015 hey here we are so I'm here in 2015 and I figured that we need to find someone who was talking about this in this particular year and someone who has some credibility some standing first of all let me stop you

38:24 I get a headache every time we go back in time because it's very hard on the nervous system. It is, yeah And if we're going to go back in time what's the point of going back one lone year? Now I'm gonna have a headache coming back to 2016 Well okay... Alright be cranky In 2015 we come across one of the elites news elites for sure Andrea Mitchell How about we have a listen to what Andrea Mitchell was saying just a year ago. A poll released by the New York Times this week shows that a quarter of Americans believe the president was born outside of the United States, incredible! Among Republicans that number jumps to 45%. Politico's senior political writer Ben Smith is here with us. Ben I don't know how you get past this and how the White House gets past it but you dug back into the roots of it and really goes back to the campaign?

39:18 Yeah, actually what it goes back to is the Clinton campaign. And not Clinton herself or her staff but her supporters as she was losing in the sort of really bitter spring 2008 some for passionate supporters were kind of grasping at straws for reasons he could be ineligible run for president some them said well maybe his father's a foreigner maybe that means he's not a citizen and they got very excited about that then they looked at law and turned out not to be true um...and this was sorta backup strategy, oh what if he was actually born in Kenya? And it was ludicrous. And they produced you know, ludicrous forged birth certificates and things like this and this kind of bubbled through the 08 campaign but the main smear in 08 was that he was a Muslim and this just sort of bubbled around on the fringes of 2008 then really burst after the election for some reason. Oh okay for some reason alright So there is I mean he...this is Andrew Mitchell only a year ago let us move forward to 2016

40:11 I know, I'm sorry. We're perfecting it. No we're now in 2016 May of 2016 so this is only about half a year ago who else could we really trust MSNBC they would know wouldn't they John? I mean they are all pro Hillary aren't they yeah well here's the morning Joe shows with Joe and Mika reminding everyone how this actually started. And they're there with the whole crew, and some of them even have to reluctantly admit that they are correct. It was rich this weekend I guess we have to get our digs in on Hillary Clinton here because it is...I thought were going to get through a second without talking about her but for Hillary Clinton to come out and criticize anybody for spreading rumors about Barack Obama

41:01 When it all started, when it all started with her and her campaign passing things around in the Democratic primary. Rich now listen he says he is Republicans are wrong for doing what they're doing It started this started with Hillary Clinton and it was spread by the Clinton team. We're just telling back in 2008, but I really don't even know that is the truth. But Mika you can tell me to stop when you are when the two of your making comments because if there's a basis an actual evidentiary basis for what you're saying and I would agree with it. Spread what in 2008? That Barack Obama may not be a Christian. We should ask Heilman this question because he's the official historian of the 2008 campaign. I don't recall that but if you tell me that was the case, I just don't recall. It was the case. Thank You John Heilmann

42:00 Didn't she go on 15 minutes and not actually say no? He says he is. I'm affirming the Scarborough-Brasinski. Do you know about the CBS interview, was that rigged? I don't know anything about it...I have no knowledge whatsoever of what happened between the campaign and John Dickerson. This is cognitive dissidence in action. There you go! So, be even... what's his name? Heilmann even asked him, okay I admit you're right alright you're right

42:52 Well, I don't know why he wouldn't admit it. Let's just look at the logic of this. This rumor about him not being born in the United States was in full play in 2008 and Trump wasn't around doing anything! He wasn't talking about this so somebody was and who would be doing it? And why would they be doing it? Who would benefit from that? That's just so logical that everyone gets all, oh they're all worked up bent out of shape about this. Oh Hillary didn't do that! Hillary didn't do that! Hillary didn't do that! It's exactly what they said on RT. They gloss over the reality of Hilary screw-ups it's just unbelievable

43:36 But... Yeah. Okay, I had a there's a good article in the... I have two more clips or actually yeah couple more clips sorry close your eyes we have to move back to now. Welcome back to September 2016 and we are now listening to former Clinton campaign manager at the time in 2008 Patty Doyle Who is pretty much going to admit exactly what happened? The campaign manager. There was a volunteer coordinator, I believe in late 2007, I think in December one of our volunteer coordinators and one of the counties in Iowa. I don't recall whether they were an actual paid staffer but they did forward an email that promoted the conspiracy

44:33 The birth or consumption? Yeah, Hillary made the decision immediately to let that person go. We let that person go. So that person was a volunteer but they let them go I don't know if they were paid but we let them go okay all right in that same there was an NPR report somebody who is at actual you know it is the base reporter of reporter that does the work, said that he was called by Sidney Blumenthal. Yes. Unless you have that clip? I don't have that. Okay, he was called by Sidney Blumenthal directly and told to look into Obama's not being born in the country says is you'll find it as if its the case. And this is... Blumenthal of course

45:24 Hillary's mentor. Yeah, oh and is the if you look at the Hillary Clinton emails that are on WikiLeaks he's the one that he's their brain He's the one that emailed her that Gaddafi had be the guy who actually came up with the idea And then that is would not surprise me now we have two more quickies here Interesting I don't know what this ones edited properly This Is CNN last night Aaron Burnett Trying to deconstruct the genesis of the birther movement. Donald Trump has been selling this swill as a conspiracy entrepreneur for five years it was the foundation of his flirtation with the president in 2012 he's continued to sound those notes throughout this campaign and even in today's statement, he lied while telling the truth you know by saying that How does that work?

46:16 He lied by telling the truth. Who is this guy? This is one of the CNN correspondents How do you lie by telling the truth uses the word swill like yeah, well Swill it won't let me do them roll back conspiracy entrepreneur of swill Yes I thought I thought what might be an interesting show time Donald Trump has been selling this will as a conspiracy entrepreneur for five years if I'm a conspiracy entrepreneur hold on a Conspiracy entrepreneur yeah, I think that's a business card Hello, Adam Curry. I think that would be a great title on the business card. Hi, I'm Adam Curry. Anybody out there who wants to yuck it up with their business cards use that conspiracy entrepreneur. Hello everybody, I am Adam Curry, conspiracy entrepreneur. It was the foundation of his flirtation with the president in 2012 he's continued to sound those notes throughout this campaign and even in todays statement he lied while telling the truth by saying that it was Hillary Clinton who started it personally trying to deflect and then that he ended it

47:11 So let me ask you on that and get everyone's reaction. You've looked into this claim, and what have you found? These conspiracy theories have different tributaries that lead to them but what I followed was the source of the first lawsuit And the person who took credit for bringing it to the lawyer It was a Clinton supporter out of Texas named Linda Starr Who is sort-of amateur opposition researcher I thought it was Iowa now its out of Texas Maybe there are whole bunch of people Everybody talks about Iowa your right Now its Texas Of course Of course it's Texas. Oh yes, exactly! We hate Democrats and we hate black people. A reporter out of Texas named Linda Starr who was sort of an amateur opposition researcher she was furious about the state of the primary like many Hillary Clinton supporters she brought the suit to a lawyer named Philip Berg and they've launched it right before the Democratic primary

47:59 And this percolated among... So a Clinton supporter, but you're saying not the Clinton campaign? Not the Clinton campaign. These were hardcore, the PUMAS, the hardcore Hillary supporters The PUMAS I don't remember a group called the PUMAS I remember this. The Pumas? Yeah, the old ladies that support Hillary So there was a lawsuit brought on by this woman from Texas This was all affiliated with the Clinton campaign! The Pumas, the hardcore Hillary supporters who were furious that she lost the primary It percolated but then it was picked up by conservatives and they've been carrying it ever since First Lou Dobbs on national television mainstreamed it And then Donald Trump did more than anyone else to keep it alive Alright

48:41 There you go. Now, last clip is a short one this is the part of this birther issue that has baffled me from the minute I heard it is that questioning the president's place of birth is racist And this doesn't fit in my brain. I do not understand how that is racist unless you, the person calling you a racist in their mind thinks oh because he's black that's why so the racists are actually people saying this is the way I see it Well how does that explain if you want to call Trump one? Trump pulling the same stunt on Cruz Here is Pastor Scott Hold on here's Pastor Scott Black pastor on Aaron Burnett

49:27 regarding the racial aspect. He used the same maneuver against Ted Cruz, cresting his citizenship. Nobody is asking him to be apologized to. The Canadians aren't offended that the Democrats are playing on the emotions and emotionalism and sensitivities of black Americans because they're afraid Donald Trump is making inroads into the black community. And we're gonna talk about that very issue the black community and what Thank You pastor Scott never to be heard from again no, it's pastor Scott not make it I've got a couple of Us funny. This is a good example of CNN I Got these from RT found a bunch of these but this one here. I gotta kick out two of these This is like the cutoff clips let me find them

50:29 This is, there's one of them. Breonna Keillor Yeah, Breonna Keillor gets cut off. Remember... Can I go into it or do you need to? Just play it. Okay And remember Hillary Clinton has some vulnerabilities herself even as she calls for criminal justice reform because of her support in the 1990s for anti-crime legislation that ultimately helped contribute to this era mass incarceration that she now speaks out again We just lost Brianna Keeler. And the other one I have, which you might as well play since it's in the mood. This is Chris Matthews who apparently had someone in his ear maybe a new assistant director? I don't know but he throws the guy under the bus. Nice! Wealthy people on Wall Street that make a lot of money, the traders and speculators they owe something back to society so am I supposed to stop talking?

51:28 Okay, somebody just told me to. Let me hear that again! That was great hold on a second. Wealthy people on Wall Street as he talks about it make a lot of money the traders the speculators they owe something back to society and so I think that... Am i supposed to stop talking? No okay We have CNBC, you idiot. Don't let anyone know what's going on! Yes we don't want anybody to- Part of our network douche. Don't do that douche. Yes we got people at CNBC telling everyone to buy more stocks. Jeez jeez jeez jeez I have lots of other election stuff which will get to after our uh after he thanks some producers but i have two more things i wanted to play which were very it was kind of sad as the two clips from the same interview bill clinton went on The Daily Show

52:19 With Trevor Noah, which I don't like watching. I kind of got tired when John was doing it But now this Trevor Noah guy yeah His jokes are obvious. You know his jokes are coming and I don't know, he doesn't do it He's not...he doesn't..He is a stand-up comic It's not as though you know people always like say well you can be funny once you become a stand up comic is not the same thing And being a stand-up comic when your really good at it and I think he's really good stand-up comic He doesn't mean that you can sit there and be an interviewer I mean who makes that connection? I'll have to look at some of his stand ups

52:58 Anyway, so he has Bill on and this is a very laborious very difficult interview for Trevor at the same time I think you know bill is Troublesome to interview. He's slow and he you know, he really takes it very slow And they have that like the whole extra interview even that they were they got so tired of making edits They just flashed it They didn't even put in an insertive, you know audience or Trent really don't have an audience or Trevor It was this flashed is just flashed it just flashing go to the next bit You know, if you had him on there's a five or six minute interview spot and he talks on and on for 25 minutes about nothing. So Trevor who is blowing Bill as much as he can starts off of course asking about Hillary's health Before we get into the interview how is Hillary doing? And how does that even... That to tell me that the whole bunch of this stuff was set up beforehand

54:00 Before we get into the interview, when you're asking him a question I think the interview has already started. You know what i'm saying? Yeah! So this is... What is it? I wonder what the point of that is before we get into the interview so its.. Before we get into the agreed to piece Because it IS the interview If I say to you Adam before we start talking let me ask you couple questions We are talking Exactly So that was a tell that all the rest is set up, discussed agreed to. I don't understand why this wasn't but let's listen to it. Before we get into the interview how is Hillary doing? Great she looked great when she left this morning and I turned on TV and saw North Carolina She looked great. She just called said she got home And she still feels good He sounds so much like my grandfather now

54:48 You know, I saw her on the TV and she looked good. She called home called home everything's good big deal She had pneumonia people get it all of that. I love this Hey big deal big deal shed pneumonia people get it all to us. He had pneumonia people get it all When you when you're watching the video I know That I was I mean a lot of people here at the show or yeah You're afraid watching the video you go. Oh that is something is everything okay? Is there something happening what are you afraid when you see that well, you're always concerned But I was pretty sure I know what it was because she had been working hard She was dehydrated she'd been standing up a long time there And do you know that she wanted to go in that 9-11 ceremony now listen the way he says that cuz that's part of my thesis What did they say

55:34 I was just blah, blah, blah. But then he says in this very sincere almost emotional voice she really wanted to go to the 9-11 ceremony and the way i interpret that um with my hypothesis that she shouldn't have been out at all because she is ill or was it whatever it is and that's why we had this his body double come out later is exactly what I thought. She really wanted to be there, even though she shouldn't have been and they had backup plans in place but just listen to his voice. She'd been standing up a long time there and you know she wanted to go that 9-11 ceremony. Oh...she wanted to go that 9-11 ceremony And we both thought it would be okay. She felt good but its not surprising You showed that clip of President Obama in Philadelphia

56:19 Fainted. Yeah, it happens a lot to me and 90% of the time It's just people dehydrated and so I didn't worry too much about it Sure enough she got examined That's what the doctor said but she also said he did have pneumonia And used to be called when I was young walking pneumonia yeah But sometimes you can't walk anymore and you gotta rest so that's what she did Good to hear. By the way, that clip was two minutes long I took out all of Bill's pauses it is a minute long That is how much this guy pauses And now this piece. This was very, there are a couple of surprising things that I heard here which i did not know and very interesting to hear Trevor Noah pretending to have done all this research when he really doesn't know what he's talking about and we'll interrupt and discuss that as it goes along Let's get into the reason you're back in New York here for the 12th annual Clinton Global Initiative

57:14 It really is a coming together of some of the most powerful and influential people in the world. Why do these people come together for this initiative? Why does everyone feel that it is so important? This, of course is how everyone views the Clinton Global Initiative. Oh it's fantastic! It's a gathering in New York and all the world leaders come together and this is really helping the planet Why do they come together? Why did they do that? We know the answer Bill Clinton has even said this in the past The answer is...it happens every year at the same time we have the United Nations General Assembly Everyone's there already

57:55 So this is a very smart move. Everyone's in New York, but Trevor Noah in all his wisdom believes that everyone comes just for the Clinton global initiative. Now how do you think Bill answers this question? He knows the truth you know hey we set this up because everyone's in New York anyway that would have been fine to answer I think yes but that's not the way he's going to answer it he's gonna make it sound as though everyone was flocking because he raised his hand come on over boys! Together for this initiative why does everyone feel that it is so important? I think the primary reason is, and the primary reason I started this, people come here and they talk about a lot of things that are both in the news or long-term problems. And then they actually make a commitment to do something about it. We have staff who work year round to help them develop and keep those commitments so that it's a change agent. Change agent! I think its really done alot to change philanthropy. More and more people

58:52 in other forums are trying to do the same thing. Don't just talk about something, tell me what you're going to do." Alright so obviously it has nothing to with United Nations, it's just Bill. Bill is a magnet! Yeah there were 11 and half million people the last time I checked The last time I checked? Where did you go to check? Did you just check the Clinton Foundation PR materials? Who now have access in developing countries to AIDS medication Yeah untested AIDS medication As we pointed out, untested AIDS medication from India which is never brought up. Because of the foundation everywhere in Africa the Clinton Foundation has touched these are governments that you're working with these are people that you're working with why is this the final CGI? Why's it a final gathering? Did you know that?!

59:43 No, I did not know that. So Trevor says why is this the final gathering? Why are you stopping this fantastic initiative and to me after that whole setup it makes no sense! Why would that take place?! Bill has an answer. Well, first of all the question you ask gives me a chance to clarify something Unless one of the partners at CGI asked my foundation which is separate from The Global Initiative Yeah To work with them I just go there and try to raise money and resources for other people The work we do in health care has been an independent entity our Health Access Initiative since 2010

1:00:25 It's not going to be shut down, but because you can't do global health care on a scale like we do. Like more than half the people in the world and poor countries on AIDS medicine get the cheapest best medicine from our group. They build health systems they cut malaria prices they do all this other stuff You can't do that without government help So the people who he was partnered with for Clinton Global Initiative which He is very clear about has nothing to do with CAHI, the Clinton AIDS HIV initiative has nothing to do with the Clinton Foundation. Now I could not find who exactly the partner is that is now out raising money for other people but I did find an article in USA Today from 2015

1:01:15 They confirmed that the sponsors who they have always had are pulling out and were not going to participate in the 2016, and this year's CGI. Samsung, ExxonMobil, Deutsche Bank, HSBC, PricewaterhouseCoopers, Hewlett-Packard, Monsanto, Dow... So they all pulled out their money! And that's why it's not continuing. This is very sad because what you see here in my mind is two people of age, you know running out running towards the end of their careers and being pushed aside because they're toxic. They're toxic and people know it in the endless... The big money guys know it they want do not want any of that goo spreading onto them so they're pulling out And this fantastic great initiative is going to end because of it

1:02:10 And no one's talking about that. No, nobody is talking about it was interesting in retrospect after what you just said is the way Clinton explained it It was like now I think about what he said It was just a confused meaningless explanation. Yeah, wanna hear it again? Because of the money over here and there's money over there and we have to do this we can't do that then there is somebody over here so that's why were doing it I think he was also trying to show that these are very separate organizations C-H-A-I...C-A-H-I The AIDS Initiative has nothing to with the Clinton Foundation It's all separate That's what he's trying to say There's some shit going on Thats for sure

1:02:54 But the fact, I mean this should be...this is leading news. They're stopping! Bill's stopping with his philanthropy. It's not news at all. I'm surprised you found anything. And it came out of his mouth then when you really think about it these are two sad people who are just at the end of their careers no one really wants to deal with them anymore and you know the money's not going to flow well let's just try one more time to get into The White House We got this, we're gonna try it. Come hook or crook we're gonna do it." It was just saddening to me the whole thing. I guess... Yeah!

1:03:37 I don't quite see it as totally saddening, but... Well if you look at them. Bill just looks like a sad man. He's kind of pathetic and he's like a mess and they're fooling themselves and it's like, I dunno. Reminds me that old gangster who was always walking around with the walker The guy in New York is very famous. I dunno who that is. Some old gangster, he was pretending to be senile and all the rest of it. He wasn't! but it was great in court. They couldn't ask him, I can't remember who it is somebody in the chat room would know this guy well now that famous uh now that we have that all out of the way and where I guess we can move on although first you're like real news yeah no first I have to uh no first I have to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you John C

1:04:23 where the C stands for Conspiracy Entrepreneur Dvorak. Well, in the morning to you Mr Adam Curry also in the morning all ships at sea boots on the ground feet in the air subs and the water and all the dames and knights out there yes in the morning to the chat room noagendastream.com good to have you all there hanging out and in the morning to Nick The Rat who brought us the art the album art for episode 860 which we had to laugh Although I have a feeling this might have been, have we used this art before? This is Putin and Trump riding on bears. Well, I know he referred to the riding on bear thing in the show. Yeah, well, I remember that too. And so it's kind of... And I had posted on Twitter Putin riding on the bear. So maybe because you follow my Twitter.

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1:06:36 I want to read one of them. And then, I think this is the original one. After listening to show for a year and two days since 756, I've managed to save up enough to become a knight please night me as Sir Viving... You don't have this? I don't think so. Sir Viving, V-I-V-I-N-G The Media, Sir Viving The Media. Okay I don't know what it means. Doesn't matter, that's not for us to even question. This money is coming in a lump check because PayPal decided to suspiciously ban my account after donating the Mile High Club and show 787 First off belated happy birthday to Adam the 52 at the end of donations for Adams birthday Thank you. I didn't notice there was a 52 at the end isn't there? It's probably included in his amount somehow

1:07:27 as well as an accidentally well-timed 9-11 vote for John. You guys deduce me to the anomalies of the WTC7, which is only possible because you guys don't try to sell me overpriced razors or audiobooks! Those razors are no good by the way You mean Harry's? Harry's razors. And then my son is in the Dollar Shave Club, I think. Yeah. But the Harry's razors are... They make a big deal out of German or something but in fact they're just not that crap and I'm sure they're worth their price but they just don't feel like a Gillette. Sorry. I have standing in this area if you will indulge me for a moment. Okay. Gillett was my client at one point

1:08:10 back in the nineties for my company. And we helped them launch the mock three razor, famous, famous razor, so we all of the advertising agencies and P all the companies that were involved with a, with this launch went to the Gillette headquarters and we got a, you know, we got a talking to about how this is going to be launched. I mean, this is, if you want to see outstanding company in action on how they launched your product, it was beautiful to witness this But one guy, and I don't remember who he was from. He was from some agency obviously. He says hey so do we talk... you know the strip because you have the color strip which is supposed to tell you when it's expired. Now we have these brand new diamond coated blades and so we can talk about how long they last? And the guy goes, Politician! At Gillette We never

1:09:08 how long they last. And that guy got butt slammed right out of there. The reason why is that strip is just marketing, it's just a marketing tool to get you to buy new blades I'm using a blade now currently which I've been using for four months well you can get you know I was reminded of what we're this what we believed in college And this, I was in the University of California during the era and it guess-itates me where Gillette had this crazy cockamamie razor that had a little knob on it. And inside the razor there was a ribbon of blades. Yeah

1:09:51 and you turn that, you go crank. Oh a new one would slip in? Well it wasn't slipping in! It was all turning the same ribbon right. It was like a long like a five foot or five foot is it...it's a foot long. I'm shaving over here back up and so you got to move the blade over so they did newer sharper parts still there. The theory was is that Gillette would bring out a blade and a razor and I've talked about how they They've you know, they did the old idea that is razor blade theory of cellar a zoning is make money on the blades right? Yeah Gillette's gone way beyond that talking about our professional operation. They make money both ways sure do what they do is they

1:10:30 The theory goes, and nobody can prove this because I've never seen anyone being able to prove it. You buy the pack, the razor has got like the three blades in it you know? The brand new razor just came out. The Mach 3 when it first came out. Sharp! The thing is so sharp its ridiculous And then after a period of time, they start turning like my friend said. They start turning down the sharpening knob on the blade. Yeah I don't know about that. So you buy a new set of blades and now they only get one shave and it gets dulled. No so I don't believe that's true. I actually do believe its true because I've seen this kind of thing... It reminds me something Ed McMahon once said on The Johnny Carson Show

1:11:10 Ed McMahon used to be a guy who sold slicers on the boardwalk. Come over here, you know with the big microphone thing? You've seen these guys come out and we got that slice of dice. And he says that people would, you know, you just wanted to hold the thing up and get throw a tomato at it. And cuts it into a million pieces. He says, was there any difference between the one you were using and the ones that you were selling? He says yes once we were using could cut through a steel I beam line. He used as always thought it was funny. Right. And then I think about what is one thing I think about the other thing I think about is gallows marketing

1:11:57 Gallo will bring out a new wine brand. They did one called Vine, something vine it was only out for about five years they bring out a new label, a brand new label and when that label comes out I would recommend everyone flock and buy as much of that wine as you can because that's the good stuff The next year it just...they don't put the same wine in It is just mediocre And actually gets worse and worse so they get up, up the market margins by putting in lesser and lesser quality product. I think Gillette does the same thing. No, I don't. And again, I have standing... You have standing but you're not at the machines? The process of doing what you just explained it would be-I don't think they can do that. They cannot just dial it down but okay all I know is since that day I have used Gillette blades

1:12:52 Pretty much four months to half a year per blade and as and do I look like I have a beard? No, well you did it in a few months back. Okay That's a year-and-a-half back but okay yeah Well, I like that blaze. I think they're very nice And there's they cut well I also like a brand new chick when they come out But the other everything else is kind of mediocre these German blades used by these guys It's just they just have a little more tug on him You can feel it I don't think that's what she said. Now move on. Hello? Okay, we're still at the first guy by the way serve. I figured it out sir. Vote Sir vibing is surviving. I got it sir vibing. I get it yes sir vibings are via yeah I got it thank you I said living anything and it's okay surviving the media yeah the best podcast feature hosts who are real people first and presenter second okay just

1:13:50 Now that I've buttered you up, I need to mention you guys haven't convinced me this millennial to come to your side on all of the issues. You enlighten me to the religion that is science and the money trail behind global warming's agenda but I still find it hard to believe that continuously dumping toxic chemicals in the environment will do no harm to the ecosystems." What toxic chemicals? CO2?! I sent him a note back with exactly what you said...what do you mean? Say CO2 is a toxic chemical? And then he reneged on this comment. That's okay. He says yeah, but he still not... he is still all in on it a little more. The beauty of no agenda is I'm not here to convince you and I'm not gonna condemn you and I don't think John does that either so like you can believe whatever do you want if You're here hang out have a good time

1:14:37 If you can please play the link clipped followed by Obama's You Might Die Sucking in Soot, I'd be delighted. Sorry about that and the funny thing is... Did I even get a linked clip? No there's no attachment so um I don't know what happened What does he want to hear? He wants You Might Die and Sucking on Soot Yeah, he's got some sort of a... I don't know how he sent this but it didn't work. But let's see, you have to stop for one second and then we gotta go back. He sent three more notes. Sorry about killing all his time, should've printed these out. Of course if I spelled his name right in the search box it would probably make things faster

1:15:29 And let me just read the last one so we get this all figured out. I do not trust simple estimated check delivery days said Monday, okay? I guess I phrased a section of the note poorly definitely looks like I thought co2 was toxic yeah No to clarify suppose my issue with all the other possibly harmful exhaust components such as sulfur and carbon monoxide Aren't the issue by the way as well as the general did you know you know sulfur coming out of a tailpipe If the sulfur coming out of the tailpipe is forming various acids, SO2 usually combines to make SO3 and then worst case scenario, SO4. Your car would be dissolved. There's very little sulfur in gasoline engines. There was some a very minute amount in diesel engine fuel which has been almost all taken out with the latest

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1:17:02 Barack is an emissary of the devil, but you know that he's black and that's all you want to know. I said this is blatant racism it is destroying the dream it is anti-doctor. You've got karma. Sir David Roberts in Norristown Pennsylvania 861 from Sir David Roberts Night Of The Yellow Rose please say Calliope It says say but I'm not sure what he's referring to. Well, let's just say whatever he wants! Okay, Calliope! A-D-V R-X 1295 Or is it... Could that work? Calliope. I guess Calliope is all it could be. I'll say Calliope you said the second one. CALLIOPE! Do it again. CALLIOPE! A D V R X 1 2 9 5 You've got karma Good for me

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1:27:14 I wrote down a couple things we needed to talk about. Did you by any chance, we don't have to do it now... did you buy any chance watch the Miss America pageant? Yes i did Do you have clips on the miss america pageant? I'm putting them off till next Thursday Okay next thursday perfect very good then i will do a couple other things that just clips of Totally made my day. Let's see where we should start, yes! More... I have a couple more election related things This was Trump was in Florida? Yes He did some thing at some Haitian gathering with Haitians and the former Haitian president stood up

1:28:17 and just started railing on the Clinton Foundation and the Clintons. And if you don't mind, it's a little long couple minutes Just listen to everything this guy said. Now, Trump said nothing while this guy was talking it was kind of in a small auditorium It wasn't the very big gathering So this is a trump gathering? It's a trump gathering and they brought out this guy And they gave this guy the mic now we know that the Haitians in New York have for long for years Whenever there's a Hillary or Bill event They're always out there with signs saying you know you ripped us off where's our money

1:28:54 which is of course never covered. Now this guy, he's going to give us a little bit of history and he talks about 1994 which was the original invasion of Haiti is what he's talking about that Clintons invaded Haiti in 1994 now we know that the Clinton had a lot of connections in Haiti going back a long time but I never knew that the Haitians really viewed this as an invasion. And then of course, it'll wind up with what happened with the earthquake in 2010 which for those you don't know just go back to 2010? 2012 was 2010, 2012. Must be no 2012 lost track and you know from the day one we were on this on this show about the money not showing up about hundreds of thousands of people you know intense and they call her a whole concert oh yeah concerts everything everyone's partying good time but nothing for the Haitians This guy is pretty damn pissed so I want to bring it up because he didn't understand in Haiti

1:29:51 in 1994 when Bill Clinton invaded the island. It takes a second to tune into his voice but you can follow it after that, just takes a second. And I have the records about the Clinton Foundation and in 1991 I was elected Senator of Haiti The same year Joe Biazna-Alistair was elected President And I had to deal with the Clinton invasion of Haiti. And I learned so much about the Clintons because I was working so much with the American intelligence at that time. Clinton wanted to buy me out and, uh...to try to appease me he sent me Bill Richardson who was actually congressman at that time

1:30:35 Are you following it? Oh yeah, no. You can hear it Okay so Bill Richardson was sent to go convince this guy And I spent four hours with Bill Richardson in my office In Port-au-Prince explaining to him how they should not invade Haiti and how this was a bad idea to return our state to power A week later the American embassy called me and said President Clinton has a messenger for you He did not give his name But told me, Mr. Sensory you join our movement You side with Bill Clinton in this invasion and we'll make you the richest man in Haiti I said sir tell President Clinton for me Bernard Sensory is not for sale I have principle and I love my country A week later by executive order Clinton revoked my visa

1:31:29 I was then a resident of the United States. I am now a citizen of the United States! And he's pissed off about it now, he's gonna do something So after his visa was revoked for not playing games... In Haiti, the Clinton went there After the invasion they started a cellular company called Fusion International To make a long story short, now it's Digicel who is taking over and he... You remember that? Digicel the... No I don't remember that. That's so they Clinton's friends guy owns digicell which not only brought in uh a new mobile network into Haiti but also micro payments everything in Haiti is done through digi cell micropayments so they took over the money system

1:32:12 For the people, at least. The money system in Haiti that was the Digicel contract we talked about it back in the day. We're taking over and his friend Dennis O'Brien has given millions to the Clinton Foundation In 2010, the Earthquake of Haiti not only American taxpayers but the whole world has given billions of dollars to the Clinton Foundation for the Haitians Not even 2% of that money went back to Haiti. So, Mr Trump we are asking you

1:32:48 begging you, the Haitian community will side with you if one day you ask Hillary Clinton publicly to disclose the audit of all the money they have stolen from Haiti in 2010 after the earthquake. He has a super kicker here at the end which you're going to love You know I have proof because i've worked with American intelligence about the drugs coming from Haiti into the United States and how the money went back to Haiti in cornflakes boxes. It's unbelievable, and that money was used to pay lobbies in Washington DC during the Clinton administration and their money found its way all the way to the White House!

1:33:35 The Haitian people is counting on you. Thank you very much, I appreciate it. Did he say cornflakes boxes? Yes! He said the drugs were shipped through Haiti and the money came back packaged in corn flakes boxes which was then used to pay lobbyists and he claims that money made us all the way into the White House. I guess Bill was eating a lot of cornflakes in those days Wow. You know, it doesn't actually surprise me if that's all absolutely correct. Makes sense right? It makes nothing but sense. I know and where is the money for Haiti? The Clinton Foundation collected with George Bush! Okay let me see then we have... Oh this was a very- Since you brought that up since it sounded like an economic hit man thing. The guy going in there saying here you make your really rich but you got to play ball

1:34:32 So I ran into the economic hit man, one of we have different people that. We haven't heard from him for a while now he's yeah he's one of the couple and he gave me a report just casually because I actually chatted for awhile on a couple of things you thought were noteworthy. One, he Said that Hillary's had lunch with her a couple of times and he says she's unbelievably cold Like really really really outrageous That was just like it did bit, but the big tidbit that got my attention Was that? He says that and he's been around Trump. He says that Trump weighs 300 pounds if he weighs announced Really

1:35:22 He says the guy is he's tall. Yeah, he's 6'2 or something 6'3 2 or 6 3. He's tall and he but he says he's absolutely Massively huge you have no idea huh? And that was thought thinking about that when I was watching Trump because I taped trumped on He was on The Fallon Show and I noticed this about Trump But I never thought about it until I was told his 300 pounds of ease announced Because his weight is reported as 237, 260. But 300 is something... I don't know if this guy's good at weights or whatever but then I noticed that Trump when he seated on these talk shows he's never seated upright. He's always seated leaning forward with his elbows kind of on his thighs

1:36:10 Leaning forward with his tie is kind of free floating there, and he's always sitting like that. He sits forward with his... And that is very thinning! You don't, you know if you're leaning back. Right right right He leans forward and he's in any chance from that position Nobody thinks about about it nights now I notice is it what? You know, I've never seen him sit back. He always sits that way 300 pounds Oh, that's uh That's up there Yeah, yeah, that's way after I guess I mean III don't even hit 200

1:36:46 I'm six four. Yeah There right, I guess that's what he and Christie get along so Hey How you doing? I could just see them as they're like dressed up as sumo guys You know those super never short-sleeved is true. That's always wearing a suit interest It was just thinning and he's got to always got the long red tie which attracts your tent your eyes Vertical it's possible these 300 pounds Anything else from the economic hitman? There was a couple other minor things that apparently he had some things to talk about. The Hillary email server, which I'll discuss later and yeah, I have the same clip but all I let you play it well now I don't have a clip. Yeah you do

1:37:31 I do? Yeah, FBI clip. We'll get to it later. Oh okay and there was uh oh that you know the Chaffetz thing yeah yeah that's great anyway there's a it was it wasn't well I'll get more next time but I just thought that's the one thing that stuck out The weight thing okay that's good so now we need to pay attention to that because Trump is clearly covering that up and the doctor lied if...I trust our economic hit man have he sat with him if he knows this Yeah. So of course with Hillary out, resting up even though I don't know these days you send me a picture of Hillary with the handbag over her right shoulder i'm just going to assume it's the double and have no reason to believe otherwise You know one guy came in at me oh your hands are same as bull crap and this is another way he sent the picture then he sent me a picture

1:38:17 Showing her she's holding her hand up, but the picture he sent me and I sent him a note back saying I think you Sent me a picture of the double another picture. Yeah this woman is in The picture of this double though there was two problems one She I think she was with Secret Service But I can't be sure and she as she was wearing it blow-up blow blue polka dot blouse sexy gloves for white polka dots and And it was the different Hillary. And I'm now, because she has a puffier face and her smile doesn't look the same...I think I could go looking around for these pictures of the other one and see where she showed up he wouldn't tell me where you got the picture The only way we'll know for sure that this body double story is true is if we see a repeat If she wins the presidency and we see a repeat of the Obama inauguration which happened twice President Obama was inaugurated twice

1:39:11 once in front of the world where there was a small flub, if you recall. And just because of that because he flubbed the line a little bit they had another swearing-in with no audience etc., just one press photo and that led us to believe... Which has never been fully explained Yeah which kind of led us to believe that I think you're on board with that that there have been two Obamas or at least a double from time to time. I think I was the one pushing it! I'll give it to ya So, of course now that Hillary's out we have to... everybody has got to jump on board. Everyone is going to come out and talk and we need to cover. Cover! Cover! Cover! So I bring out the big guns Nancy Pelosi Big gun And they all say the same thing and I found it enjoyable to listen to it

1:39:55 Here she is on CNN with Cuomo. So why do you think he's doing well? If it's such an obvious case to you, why are the polls so tight and why is there such an enthusiasm gap between Clinton and Trump people much more enthusiastic about voting for him than those who say I'll vote for Hillary Clinton or enthusiastic about this? First of all, I think that the polls are a reflection of some voters going to the third party, the third and fourth The tightening says that some of these undecideds have gone to that place, some of the Millennials. Secondly fear is a

1:40:30 big driver and he's a fear monger. That's what he is in terms of, he wasn't born here we're gonna build the wall." If Donald Trump becomes president how will you work with him? I don't... He's not going to be president let's keep very clear. Where does the confidence come from my confidence comes from trust and faith that have in the American people. The American people are not negative, they're not bigots. The American people want to see some respect for the American people it's about them they are our bosses and when we have the debates and when we actually focus on the issues as to what it means in their lives I think that Hillary Clinton will win but what's important here and you pointed out is that

1:41:18 people cannot make a protest vote for third-party candidate and then be surprised when that has an impact on the numbers in the race. Okay, so with the knowledge now that neither Jill Stein or Gary Johnson has been admitted to the debates because they just didn't make the cut they did not have...and the rule is from debate commission, which is Republicans and Democrats who maintain the illusion of a two-party system. They say well you know you have to have 15%... You have to poll at least 15 percent in five polls otherwise you can't be in the debates. Oh I'm so sorry! Uh you did not make that you cannot no

1:42:00 You're not in the debate, but they're very worried about this. You can tell the worry is apparent that they will lose if their vote gets split amongst Clinton Jill Stein and Gary Johnson In fact, the president was at the black caucus and he had a long speech it very... He was angry And I just pulled a little piece Because he's very clear, you cannot... You want to waste your vote on someone else? You wanna waste your vote on some stoner?! You wanna waste your vote on some green lady!? No no no. This is not gonna happen! And there is one candidate who will advance those things. Things whatever it is. There is another candidate whose defining principle the central theme of his candidacy is opposition to all that we've done

1:42:55 all that we've done. Wow! Who cares about America? I've been working as hard as i can these next seven weeks to make sure folks do. Who cares about America it's about his legacy you will insult my legacy

1:43:35 That's pretty harsh, man. You want a good one? I'll give you a borderline. Thank you. I'll take a board Harry Reid came out also helping and he has to discredit the polls which of course are always great when they're in your favor when they're not in your favor They're dumb but this is a sign though that Democrats are getting very nervous that Donald Trump is doing a lot better in the polls Donald Trump will never be elected president United States. Just so you know we take the Senate Well he has a he has a mission, he has a task. We take the Senate You know Manny, we've talked

1:44:13 All these polls are a joke. A joke! We know he can't be elected president Republicans don't like him I saw on TV last night they're going to the most Republican county in Ohio that's always gone Republican It may not even go Republican this time These battleground states are tightening He is winning in Ohio, winning in Florida Your state of Nevada is tightening because people like the ones you work for get these cheap polls that they keep making news out How about that for an insult? Cheap polls like the one you work for, guys from CNN. The companies that you work for, ya cheap bastard! Ya cheap bastard polls. Get ones you work for... Roll that back. Ya cheap ass polls. You're a state in Nevada, he's a hedge. ...because people like the ones you work for get these cheap polls they can just keep making news on. Donald Trump will never be elected President of United States I have an obligation to tell everyone who will listen to me

1:45:09 to make sure they understand that he is not a person of quality. He's a bully, He's an egomaniac. He was born into wealth, he was born into wealth...he has lived in those mansions his whole life. Oh! He does not have any concept of what it is to work for a living. Oh okay! Said the guy who has no concept on what it is to work for a living Is he kidding? No, of course he did not kid. When has he ever worked for a living?! Yeah that's good. Debbie Washington Pelosi for that matter So Florida is going to be a key. Well, she was Miss Lube I believe. Oh! I've forgotten about that. Yeah She was Miss Lube. Yes she was a bathing beauty and she was Miss Lube or something like that. Crazy. Yeah Miss Lube nice

1:46:01 Florida will be very important. Now, we have you actually deconstructed this that didn't they do a recount of the recount in Florida and they found that it actually was Bush who won? That was fair and square. Yeah, that was a clip that was on C-SPAN some time ago. It was the editor of The Miami Herald Editor in Chief who had talked about this and he said Put they put all their resources. They recounted every single ballot because it was possible to do that in Florida And they went through every single of that ballot and they Bush won Do you remember what that was called? I'd love I wish I could play that it would be vote Vote, Florida vote It was what was the guy that was there were interviewing? It's not over for which recently though yeah, it's not vote, Florida

1:46:52 Maybe it was Bush? Oh wait, official vote maybe. Let's see... No that's not it. That's Brexit. It's another great one we should play! Well I wish I could have it. Anyway so doesn't matter Debbie Wasserman Schultz who of course is from Florida She got on MSNBC and what she told us the truth. They will elect Hillary Clinton and send Florida into the blue column on election day. The part of doing that right is having to win over working-class voters, these people who Donald Trump is appealing to here in the Sunshine State she has been unable to do that so far even given again the ground game even given the work that you're talking about it seems like it's a very much an uphill climb for her On the contrary first of all the in the average of polls

1:47:38 Hillary Clinton is ahead here in Florida. But the reason that Florida will be blue just like it was in 2012 and 2008, and every election... Not in 2000 or 2004 In 2000 it absolutely was. The Supreme Court elected the president, Al Gore won the state of Florida in 2000 although not the presidency How can she have the gall to do that? But that's what they do there these are liars Yeah I think you know it's just pathetic everybody is a liar and politics apparently yeah so yeah she said the Supreme Court The Supreme Court elected George Bush, not the voters. The voters elected Al Gore and she's very convinced of that. See if you can look it up under Tobin. Oh that may be good... Tobin yeah. Or Tubin. Is it two O's? I think it's one O. Well I have lots of tubins! You do?! Yeah! It's not like we ever

1:48:38 you know, misspell stuff here. Let's see... no I don't have it. We'll have to figure it out okay now I'm going to move slowly towards your clip of course we had the elections coming up this is just months away this is going quite quickly everyone that I know in intelligence has sent me the internal memos which are now declassified Well, we've got to update McAfee. We've got problems you know the FBI is investigating the possibility of a hack of the voting system of these United States A government official acknowledges that the Department of Homeland Security Got a quote late start protecting election systems from a cyber attack

1:49:17 As for the motive, Elaine experts see this latest intrusion as another way for Russia to thumb its nose at the U.S.. Well Jeff given that quote unquote late start how much of a scramble is it going to be for authorities to protect these systems at this point? Well, there is a scramble underway to get information to state election boards as soon as possible. DHS is reaching out to them. There's this effort to share information in case of intrusions but also to lay down protocols and procedures to protect systems against intrusions. All right so we're very very worried about about this and this... And of course it's Russia! We all know its Russia. We're just gonna stick with the Russia thing

1:50:02 Just say it's Russia. Donna Brazile, who is now in charge of the Democratic National Party... She is the interim chairwoman ever since Debbie Wasserman Schultz was kicked out because of the obvious rigging of the system that was going on against Bernie Sanders. She was on broth and I don't care! You know she doesn't care I should say. She doesn't care what evidence or no evidence. Russia did this! Russia is responsible for everything They are horrible, they're messing with our elections. And also listen to Donna Brazile she has a very interesting speech impediment sometimes her R's come out as Ls and it is very interesting to listen to her speak with brawls I want an update Donna on the hack that occurred at the Democratic National you're the interim chair right now because of the hack Have you been told by authorities that it definitely was the Russians that hacked the DNC? You know immediately after the attack on the Democratic National She starts immediately

1:50:56 She can't, the woman can't speak. Immediately... Hacked the DNC? You know immediately after the attack on the Democratic National Committee we had a very very good company CrowdStrike Oh yeah it's CrowdStrike with their threat vector map CrowdStrike who has profit warnings because they're saying well doesn't look like there's been a lot of cyber business for us maybe time to ratchet it up CrowdStrike Okay hold on a second Start this over and consider backing off on the speech impediment concept. Okay, and ask yourself drunk or not drunk? Seriously hmm okay

1:51:37 So, I'll back off the speech impediment and just say is it drunk or not drunk? Drunk or not drunk. I want to get an update Donna on the hack that occurred at the Democratic National Committee You're the interim chair right now because of the hack Have you been told by authorities that is definitely was the Russians who hacked the DNC? You know immediately after the attack on the Democratic National Committee we had a very good company crowd strike Former individuals who worked in the government cyber security, they are very smart. And they informed us that what they learned and what they found it had traces and of course links to Russian services so yes we know that. It's Wilfred has been the most depressing, toughest thing I've ever dealt with. Now before we continue

1:52:28 I don't want to talk about the drunk or not drunk thing. So she pretty much says, oh well we have this great cybersecurity firm and there's great people in there and they say it is! The question was do we really know this? Has our actual intelligence said that this was the Russians? Well we know the answer is no they haven't but we've got these guys filled with a board of directors with former government guys... I don't consider myself as cyber expert but I do consider myself to be cyber aware my friends now. Watch what you put in those devices, be careful of what links you use. There it is again. Be careful, be careful and be careful while you're doing that. And I've never noticed this before. This is new for her. I believe all my friends now watch what you put into those devices

1:53:15 Be careful of what lengths you turn on. And for God's sake, do not take a thumb drive out of your computer and stick it into the computer where you don't know if they have the protection so we... Whatever you do, don't stick it in without protection Donna Brazile that would be very dangerous please! And so we've learned a lot, we're stronger. Our foundation is much better but as you well know some of this information that were seeing right now is old information that they stole when they hacked into us. Some information was leaked just what? A couple days ago I assume your bracing for yet more documents more emails to be leaked potentially some pretty embarrassing stuff

1:53:56 We established a cyber security task force led by Ram Beers who has worked on the four presidents. He's a cyber expert This guy is actually currently the advisor to the president on all things cyber and he's doing double duty Well, this sounds corrupt. What are they hiring? Okay yeah for the government is he working for what's out there what's the deal there because they're hiring him to do for his company They're hiring his company. They're hiring him I mean Rand beers Rand beers Veteran counterterrorism official has been serving as acting secretary of... Oh, he was serving. He served as active secretary... Acting Secretary at the Department of Homeland Security and this is a report from a couple months ago. Is moving to the White House where you will serve as a senior advisor to President Obama. He is in the White House and is a senior advisor to the president and also apparently for the DNC

1:54:51 I guess some conflict of interest. I don't know if he's guys really know how to double dip. Yeah, but it's like my Abadie and she's working here. Yes. Three companies something gig. Are we stupid or what? I don't know, it just seems illegal. He has worked on the four presidents he's a cyber expert formerly with the Department of Homeland Security we have the former chief technology official from the White House Anish Chopra Well now you know that they've got everything hardened and secure because Chopra is there with his skip logic let me see if hack equals Russia then next line Then say

1:55:37 Nicole Wong, we have a great team. Michael Sussman our lawyer who's a former federal official... Of course! We got a lawyer! We got a lawyer and so we've got a great team including a lawyer. ...we have a great team Michael Sussman our lawyers who is a former federal official So I'm confident that we have a great team around us. We have a wonderful experience group of people who are helping us protect not just our data but protect our building and all other resources Drunk, what a drunk. What do you think? I don't think she was drunk. I think that's just how she speaks. No, I don't know what it was. She didn't sound right. And this kicked off just a few days of incredible Putin bashing, which of course... and Russia bashing. Which will eventually lead up to what happened in Syria We're still in the UK they have now since the hack The Russian hack obviously Of the World Anti-Doping Association WADA Now includes British athletes There's just more information coming out

1:56:40 I got a report here from BBC. Here's the intro to their story on the Russian hacking of the World Anti-Doping Association. The World Anti-Doping Agency, WADA says Russian hackers have leaked the confidential medical records of 25 athletes from eight different countries The information relates to athletes who have a verified medical need being allowed to legally use otherwise banned substances. The athletes include the British cyclists Bradley Wiggins and Chris Froome." So this is new, and now that BBC is all over this remember nothing has been proven although I think we can safely say that probably was a Russian hack? If anything it was the Russians because they're irked! And so they bring in their

1:55:37 Nicole Wong, we have a great team. Michael Sussman our lawyer who's a former federal official... Of course! We got a lawyer! We got a lawyer and so we've got a great team including a lawyer. ...we have a great team Michael Sussman our lawyers who is a former federal official So I'm confident that we have a great team around us. We have a wonderful experience group of people who are helping us protect not just our data but protect our building and all other resources Drunk, what a drunk. What do you think? I don't think she was drunk. I think that's just how she speaks. No, I don't know what it was. She didn't sound right. And this kicked off just a few days of incredible Putin bashing, which of course... and Russia bashing. Which will eventually lead up to what happened in Syria We're still in the UK they have now since the hack The Russian hack obviously Of the World Anti-Doping Association WADA Now includes British athletes There's just more information coming out

1:56:40 I got a report here from BBC. Here's the intro to their story on the Russian hacking of the World Anti-Doping Association. The World Anti-Doping Agency, WADA says Russian hackers have leaked the confidential medical records of 25 athletes from eight different countries The information relates to athletes who have a verified medical need being allowed to legally use otherwise banned substances. The athletes include the British cyclists Bradley Wiggins and Chris Froome." So this is new, and now that BBC is all over this remember nothing has been proven although I think we can safely say that probably was a Russian hack? If anything it was the Russians because they're irked! And so they bring in their

1:57:24 Correspondent from Moscow. Yes, there is investigation conducted by New York Times which suggests that they might be They might be Russian and yes many security experts say that you know some a security key chains that they have been using and also Instruments fishing instruments they have been using They do look quite similar to those which are used by the Russian hackers And they look quite similar to those which were used by the group with who hacked archives of a Democratic Party in the United States. And this make us believe and make us suggest that they are Russian hackers, and they might be connected to the state but we should be really careful. Alex what do these medical details reveal?

1:58:05 Well, it's similar to what was revealed on Tuesday by this group known as Fancy Bears when they... Yeah. I keep hearing this that so first of all this Moscow correspondent quotes the New York Times recites in New York Times saying they had key chains and tools and then he's like fancy bear and there was uh what's the other one brown bear black bear i think we should have our own hacking name We need to have our own Russian-like hacking name And I have an idea Okay, huggy bear come on. Huggy bear you'll be great. Oh is obviously huggy bears in there Inside the database wilders database in this case it was a database for athletes competing at the Rio Olympics and they released medical

1:58:53 a 10 from the USA, 5 from Germany and 5 from Britain including Chris Froome, the Tour de France champion and Bradley Wiggins who won a gold medal at the Rio Olympics. Again most of them are detailing their therapeutic use exemptions. These are athletes who are allowed to use substances which would otherwise be banned because they have a medical condition and they can prove that this is the only

1:59:34 This is the only medication that they can take in order for them to compete. I think the Russians have a point here! No, they have an excellent point actually. They have a huge point. Because out of the blue they throw this... well although they were in the Olympics, Venus and Serena it seems that the Russians at least the fan base of Maria Sharapova Would think might be involved in this because she got kicked over. She got really royally reamed and she did for really for not I mean, she may have been dishonest and she lied but I and what she was taking was his mild It's nothing that you know says a heart condition or something And it is some drug that's related to that but I could see some Some cyber kids and water, you know

2:00:22 I was going to continue the report. Oh, I was gonna say some cyber kids doing this. Totally it's unfair it seems for them to compete and WADA is quite clear isn't it about these cyber attacks while they're happening? Yes its firmly pinned the blame on Russia and Today in their statement they released it said it was, in retaliation they thought to the WADA-led investigations won by Dick Pound and the other by Richard McLaren. Both of them found that there had been state sponsored doping in Russia for many many years and thats then led to the suspension of Russian track & field athletes in Rio and a total ban on the Rio Paralympic team

2:01:00 The Russian parallel in Viktorian, I should say. Olga Vardar calling on Russia to help stop the hacking? What's been reaction in Moscow? Well it is interesting because two days ago when the first documents were released the Russian sports minister denied any involvement of Russian state and anyone connected with Russia but today Putin spokesman Mr Peskov said that okay Russia will try its best to help fight hackers and yeah they'll try to find a solution possible to stop this happening. But this all looks quite ironic to me, to be honest and yeah it looks like as if they're mocking WADA and just trying to undermine the whole system. There you go Russia is the bad actor everywhere! Yep Bad actor now so we had this incident take place which is no longer going to be discussed because we won't be talking about bombs and pressure cookers and knives for the next cycle of news

2:01:55 As far as I understood, starting on Tuesday we had a ceasefire that was negotiated by Lavrov and Kerry. A ceasefire that if we made it through a week then you know... ...we could continue talking and figure stuff out. And what apparently happened is US jets came in and took out a whole bunch of Syrian fighters Now, I thought initially they might have been FSA the Free Syrian Army. No no these were Syrians. These were Syrians yeah There's another thing going on which i do have a clip of it after you're done Yeah Going on with the free syrian army which this one I will blame on the Russians obviously Okay I want to get to that first then ill play just a backgrounder on what happened This is Euronews The US and Russia say they want to extend the ceasefire they've brokered in Syria

2:02:46 But the truce looked shaky, undermined by increasing violence and a failure to deliver aid. I love this report actually so every pause he takes is just insert some shooting. Yeah that's great! Well uh the fighting continues in Syria and it looks like the Russians are probably to blame but America came in and they killed everybody... And well that's the update here from us Syria Moscow says UN Security Council backing looks unlikely because America doesn't want to share documents about the agreements with the body. A closed-door briefing to the council was cancelled on Friday at the last minute. We're ready to extend the ceasefire for another 72 hours, he says we're expecting from the American

2:03:39 American side decisive actions aimed at influencing armed groups under its control in order for them to strictly abide by the September 9th agreement. Otherwise, the situation in Syria can get out of control." The main dispute of the truth so far is over aid for Aleppo. Pro-government forces encircled the rebel zone this month, trapping civilians there with no way to bring in food. The White House said on Friday that it was deeply concerned that the government continues to block the flow of humanitarian help. And I think that is a part of this now first of all unbelievably CENTCOM command admitted these mistakes yeah we messed up sorry

2:04:22 If you look where this actually took place the name of this place is Dereza how do you pronounce this descent comic of command general? Who is it I don't remember his name, but he's these all dolled up like Petraeus used to be oh He's got all as a his oldest hanging stuff's hanging from yeah. It's got all the stuff on okay very good But this particular area I don't know why i can't find it in my show notes. This particular area is right on the access road which leads into Aleppo, so you know either that had to be opened up in order for aid to come in or whatever it was but it's not just an accidental spot where this took place. The Russians then said we need immediate United Nations Security Council meeting Samantha Power our ambassador to the United Nations said

2:05:13 I don't think so. We are still gathering information at this time, but we have been able to confirm that earlier today the United States struck what we believed to be an ISIL target. We halted the attack when we were informed by Russia that it was possible that we were striking Syrian regime military personnel and vehicles. We are investigating the incident We determined that we did indeed strike Syrian military personnel. That was not our intention sorry and How does the Russians know and we didn't? The Russians they work with the Syrian army ah that's how they of course they do yeah intention, and We of course regret the loss of life this said

2:06:10 Even by Russia's standards, tonight's stunt, a stunt replete with moralism and grandstanding is uniquely cynical and hypocritical. Since 2011 the Assad regime has been intentionally striking civilian targets with horrifying, predictable regularity. And yet in the face of none of these atrocities has Russia expressed outrage? Okay well I find that to be pretty weak Miss Power

2:06:46 uh... just you know immediately turn it into a political of footballs and i was stunned to be the style of the worst well it sounds even better in with russian accent here's the uh... russian ambassador to the united nations with his response as you know we can mean that because consultations on the security council because the united states has a bomb the this year in armed forces in the result And that is one of the most important symbols of resistance against ISIL. I've never seen such an extraordinary display of American heavy-handedness as we are witnessing today,

2:07:24 in the Security Council sharing our analysis and frustration over the situation of Syria, Ambassador Power chose to talk to you. The only thing her deputy had to say in response to my comments was that the US is investigating what has happened at Deir ez-Zor As Ambassador Power walked in first thing she said she was not interested in what I have to say because what I was saying is a stunt. Okay! Stunt! Now The other part of my brain says, well of course we're helping ISIS because that's what we do. We're behind ISIS if you want to go all that far yeah Well yeah so if we actually... If ISIS whoever that is or ISIL or Daesh or whatever was locked in and they truly are guys and were using them to overthrow the Assad government then it makes sense that would kill the opposition

2:08:22 But this admission from CENTCOM immediately? This is... I'm not sure what happened here, but this is very odd and it makes no sense. I can't believe that Kerry was on board with this since his reputation is kind of being staked on putting this deal together so I'm flummoxed. Yeah you know its going to be hard to figure this one out. Flummoxed. Very difficult. I don't think we'll get any answers obviously I wanted to get back on the other track where i have this Chaffetz clip. Yes, this is a great clip Now I've had to cut it down as much as I could It's still long Let me see how long mine is compared to yours Go ahead keep talking This is Chaffetz the senator in

2:09:09 And in a hearing with the FBI, some assistant FBI director. I think he's an assistant director. New guy Cooper is his name. The new guy doesn't know what he's doing. Yeah new guy Cooper. And so Chaffetz dresses him down And then at the end of the dressing down he gives him a subpoena. Congress not have the right to see. Which I've never seen or heard anyone doing for right there on the spot It was one of the better pieces of television that i've ever seen. Congress not have... I'm sorry No, I'm sorry play it. Congress not have the right to see So I don't know if I can answer that in a way And I have to say, just to set it up properly. Chavis is saying how come we can't see all the emails unredacted? There's no reason why shouldn't see those on redacted

2:09:51 How come I can't see those? Right. He's bitching about the fact that the redacted stuff was taking everybody's names out, and this is the time we were looking at the same document and that's how he developed the Patrick Kennedy theory. Yeah. And he's deeply deep into this crap somehow. He's in the Kim shape. Congress not have the right to see. So I don't know if I can answer that in a way that there's more to it than a simple answer No, no. I'm asking you a philosophical question here what does Congress not have the right to see? I think that each case is sort of specific to its own set of facts

2:10:30 I think we tried to be, I think Director Comey tried to be as transparent as he could with this committee. Do you think he can be? Other committees as he responsibly can be so i think when He spoke and answered questions Wait wait what is it that I as a member of Congress or any member on this congress either side the aisle What is it that you believe We don't have the right to see See this is how our government works We get to do oversight That's why since 1814 This committee has been doing that There's executive privilege, let me help you. Has the president invoked executive privilege in this case? The answer is no. Good that's right the answer is no Is there any other situation

2:11:15 Look, when it comes to classified information and the classification that deals in the executive order. You know not all the information that we have in our files belongs to us. We defer to other agencies when it comes to access of their classified information But you are the ones who put redactions on personal identifiable information correct? We did on a personal identifiable information that's correct Where in the constitution does is say I can't see that Does it address specifically in the constitution So Can you cite any legal case, any precedent that says the Congress can't look at personal identifiable information? I cannot cite any legal case. Did... Are you aware that Congress is exempt from the Privacy Act? I am Does the FBI treat congressional document requests as FOIA requests? No Will the FBI provide Congress all of the 302s

2:12:10 All of the 302s, we have one set that you've been provided already. The rest of them are coming through the FOIA process. Wait wait wait... FOIA process? You mean I gotta fill out a FOIA request?! You can! Oh no, that was a big mistake. Yes! Big mistake and yeah the hazing that they've introduced at FBI is pretty crazy this is what you have to do to join the FBI then you're the guy that has to go get butt-slammed by Chaffetz That's not a... poor dude. Not necessary when Here here's the problem you hand-picked the 302s to give to us my understanding of discussion with staff and I appreciate your accessibility with the staff You've been good, and you're new for your first time hearing this is a tough one But the reality is he should give us all the 302s so let me say this I think that

2:13:08 I think the director made principled decisions about what to say to Congress when he was here and also what to provide to Congress. As far as the... Wait, where do i find that? Do we just let everybody in government decide that they're based on their own individual principles? That's what Congress... See it's trust but verify is how it works you don't get to decide what I get to see! I get to see at all I was elected by some 800,000 people to come to Congress and see classified information. I was elected by my colleagues here to be the chairman of this committee. That's the way our Constitution works! Will the FBI provide a Congress with full file with no redactions? A personal identifiable information. I cannot make that commitment sitting here today Then, I'm gonna issue a subpoena and i'm going to do it right now So let's go...I've signed this subpoena We want all the 302s and we would like the full file

2:14:06 You can accept service on behalf of the FBI? Certainly. You are hereby served. You are here by butt-slammed, nice! Yeah it was excellent that was one of my favorite bits that he did there and very funny before we take a break I have one more C-SPAN clip oh by the way guy just want to go back on that clip mm-hmm i think again i still think Comey's working for the Republicans I would almost think it's possible that Comey set this little, shh...this thing up. It was a charade. Well maybe this is part one. Draw attention to these documents because there is somebody's name in these documents that has to be revealed! Yeah, yeah. I agree and I concur and we're gonna find out but they'll delay it a long time. They won't delay it long enough

2:14:57 There was a Senate Armed Services Committee hearing as well. You know who the boss is of that? McCain, of course! Of course McCain and what is his entire mission in life? Sell guns That's about it but we have a problem We have sequestration We can't have sequestration. No, which means less money for the military to buy guns to buy guns and he had a question for all of the generals on the committee Thank you. Thank you the witnesses and thank you for your leadership in service To the nation I think we would all agree that the world has changed a lot since the initiation of sequestration A simple question

2:15:45 Do you feel that we can adequately, do you have the resources and ability to defend this nation against present and future threats if we continue on down this path of sequestration beginning with you General Milley? Under the uh... under sequestration no sir I did not. Admiral Richardson? I agree with General Milley sir, sequestration will prevent us from doing that. General Miller No Sir We would not have the capability Trim is open. Same. Thank you. Yeah, well it's obvious! Doesn't that remind you of that, was it Feinstein clip? Yeah the scene with the Feinsteiner. You agree I agree we agreed they're gonna be attacked next week! I have it do you want to hear that one just from... Yes please play this is from like five or I think six years ago 2010 This is 2010 What is the likelihood of another terrorist attempted attack on the US homeland in the next three to six months high or low director Blair

2:16:49 An attempted attack, the priority is certain I would say. Mr Panetta? I would agree with that. Mr Mueller? Agree General Burgess Yes ma'am, agree Yep we're all gonna die To be fair there were attacks since then to be fair Although I don't know if any of them were actually categorized as anything other than workplace violence. So, I'm rather unsure about our classification... That particular clip is what I consider to be one of the most galling and telling clips there is. About the system? Yeah it is. Okay well let's take a break because I want to keep us on track if you don't mind

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2:26:07 being a murderer at the brought a guy out in the in front of good congress and to be grilled penny by a woman who's part of the drug business according to uh... one report to group being ruled about how many people he killed as a as they hit man we're not talking about economic it men there just killing but really well you know that he's been he's been Like getting rid of all the drugs, all the drug dealers. Everything and everybody in between. Yeah. You stand in the way too bad. But he actually did this clip incorporates him being on a talk show admitting to being a murderer when he was the mayor. But you did not go up

2:26:42 and just stayed at the entrance. So we just stayed there waiting." During the same hearing, a Philippine police chief said at least 1,500 people have been killed in police operations against illegal drugs. Another 2,000 murdered by unknown assailants are under investigation. That brings the total to more than 3,500 people killed during Duterte's 78 days as president. Before he was elected, Duterte admitted that he was linked to a death squad in Davao He spoke on a local TV show, in a mix of English and Visayan. But if I become president, the 1,000 will become 50,000. I will kill all of you who make the lives of Filipinos miserable. I will really kill you! I won because of the breakdown in law and order."

2:27:46 I have a report on that too. I have a quick report of the guy who was testifying. In a Senate inquiry, an eyewitness gave astounding accusations implicating the current president of the Philippines in the killings of a death squad when Rodrigo Duterte was mayor of the city of Davao. Edgar Mato Bato claims that he was a hit man, he claims that he killed at least 50 people and that he was under direct orders of Rodrigo Duterte during the quarter century that Duterte was mayor of Davao City. In one case, he described

2:28:29 feeding a victim to a crocodile. A presidential spokesman denied that Rodrigo Duterte ordered killings Fed him to the crocodiles nice Hey, you know what I'd vote for a guy like that That's my guy hey 1500 and we killed 50,000 So there was a strange event that took... There's actually a couple of strange events. I want to at least play the one this is the right One was the Russian embassy in Ukraine and nobody seems they even want to report on this, but they were it was attacked by the Ukrainians Yeah The bunch now they call them hooligans wasn't this in relation to? Russian election and having Russians come to the embassy to vote to vote yeah

2:29:12 So they and I just watched this video, and it was actually very entertaining. What the guys did was they bought a bunch of fireworks like rockets you know the rockets? And instead of shooting them up in there They took a pile of them and pointed him at the embassy and lit em all off always fun So the thing was being pummeled. This is the report of it if you want to hear that. Meanwhile in Ukraine's capital Kiev, up to 20 hooligans have used fireworks to launch an attack on a Russian embassy taking part in the Duma vote The embassy will be serving as a polling station for the Russian parliamentary elections. The area surrounding the building was earlier fortified, no injuries reported the building did not catch fire the suspects yet to be identified. It is pretty funny

2:30:05 Now, this is a story that isn't being covered either. And I think this is a fake story or not a fake it's actually happened but... It was discussed in the State Department briefing and we don't have a clip of it because Kirby actually said, I don't know what the deal is so it wasn't interesting but this is weirdness in Syria Okay? Weirdness like that never happens News team are very warm welcome to you American special forces have reportedly fled the Syrian town of Al-Rai near the Turkish border after being threatened by US backed rebels. This is the alleged footage of the incident that surfaced online. Rebels reportedly belonging to a group backed by Washington are heard chanting anti-American slogans and threatening to attack them

2:30:53 Another video also posted online purportedly shows Pentagon troops in a column of armored vehicles passing through the same area amid a similar barrage of harassment. Now, I agree with you this is completely bullcrap and the reason why i say that is we know that Al-Nusra who works with Turkey and this is the Turkish border they put on FSA uniforms all the time And I think that it was the Al-Nusra in FSA uniforms. That would make sense because he seemed like that type of guy and this is something...I gotta get the name of these books but there's one book... Army Of Conquest, not Al Nusra.

2:31:42 There's a there's a book that was written by general in the 1960s is still considered to be a textbook on counterinsurgency and how to do it. And one of the methodologies they talk about, and I think they still teach is what you do if some group pops up like the ABC Group, you immediately set up a competitive group Right next to it and you call it the exact same thing. And then you have another was still the ABC group But is yours and then you have them do a bunch of atrocities yeah, too to create a like overturning incubators throwing babies on the ground

2:32:22 Yeah, that kind of stuff. We weren't even done but I just when i saw this I said you know this just looks because the only station playing this is the Russian station and uh I'm thinking you know this is the kind of thing that Russians might do too. The Turks would... You're right the Turks would be the same thing which but this is definitely not This is a phony baloney episode and for some reason I think it's because people are more preoccupied with Trump and his birtherism. It never got played on the US media. Oh, why bother? No one cares! That's not ratings no one cares! We're so blocked in to dumbness which is why I'm going to play two clips from Bratislava

2:33:04 Does anyone know what happened in Bratislava? No, probably not. Nobody does there was a big meeting of the EU muckety-mucks in Bratislava minus the United Kingdom this was the big place where they're all getting together to say I mean we gotta like kind of figure it out because UK is really gonna leave eventually... I have a clip that similar clip that I'll play after yours and I'll bet you they work together Of course they do here It's Euronews and has been edited for your pleasure As EU officials admit This near 60 year old club faces an existential crisis after the British voted to leave the EU. Do we have to keep hearing that term? Existential crisis? Yeah, it's all over the place I like it! What does existential mean? Well how could you like it then?! It sounds good... what is existential mean?

2:33:55 Since you don't like it. You have to look it up! I'm going to. Of or relating to existence, concerned with existence... Oh so this means that you will be out of existence? Especially human existence as viewed in the theories of existentialism. So this mean they could be extinct Well, fits right in. Angela Merkel said in Bratislava, Slovakia. We've agreed that Europe in the critical situation which it finds itself after the referendum in Britain but also because of other issues that we have that we must jointly agree on an agenda that we must have a working plan to be able to handle the respective issues before 60th anniversary of the treaties of Rome

2:34:57 The British will need to work out whether they're willing to swap their current terms for access to the single market in return for tighter immigration controls. But the leader chairing this meeting said there'd be no a la carte approach for the UK. It's nothing controversial among 27 leaders that... This is Donald Tusk. Donald Tuski is the current president, rotating president from Poland Our procedures our rules described very precisely in our treaty are to protect our interests I mean the 27 countries not living country He says living but he means leaving

2:35:38 The leaders may want to project the image of being one big happy family, but it will take more than just talk to win back the trust of voters. Other Eurosceptic parties are making gains across the continent EU officials know they need to make a better case for Europe otherwise Brexit may not be a one-off Nooo! It may not be a one off and Italy seems to be a problem child in all this And that's my clip I have Matteo Renzi, do you have that one? Yeah. Oh well...I'll play yours then! Which one is it? Big EU confab? Yep. Let's go. Italy's Prime Minister has destroyed the illusion of a united Europe after refusing to even take part in a joint media conference at the EU summit in Slovak capital Bratislava. Matteo Renzi said he refused to pretend that he agrees with France and Germany

2:36:29 The meeting of the 27 heads of state was meant to create a roadmap for the quote, union after Brexit. However Italy's leader was far from the only one to shatter that facade of unity Peter Oliver investigates Well on the surface, the meeting in Bratislava was all friends coming together to push towards a brighter future for a post-Brexit EU. However under the surface things weren't quite as rosy is that one of them known players in Europe Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi was supposed to take the stage following the talks with the German Chancellor Angela Merkel and the French President Francois Hollande

2:37:07 I cannot hold a press conference with Merkel and Hollande if I don't agree with their positions on immigration and the economy. with the state of the European Union as she headed into the talks. We are in a critical situation, topping the agenda is how to protect external borders and tackle the causes of migration And that's before we get to the usual troublemakers at these types of summits Hungary's strongman nationalist leader Viktor Orban

2:37:46 If he would like to to Wheels are coming off and Merkel has trouble herself right now. You know, there's elections is all kinds of issues and a huge protest not covered in the US that I could tell regarding trade deals the Germans are not going to stand for anything else from Angela Merkel certainly not TTIP

2:38:38 But CETA is now the big problem. This is the trade deal with the Candanavia. Thousands of protesters gather in Berlin, angry at EU plans to sign huge trade deals with Canada and the US Opponents of this CETA and TTIP agreements organized demonstrations in seven cities across the country on Saturday More than 250 thousand are expected to attend The demonstrations come ahead of a vote on Monday by Germany's junior coalition partner, the SPD on whether to back the CETA deal between the EU and Canada. Analysts say failure to win a majority could scupper Germany's Vice-Chancellor and Economy Minister Sigmar Gabriel's chances of standing as Chancellor in national elections next year. Analysts say rejecting the CETA could also further upset balance within the coalition

2:39:28 Protesters are skeptical about the benefits of both deals. Some fear they'd give multinational companies greater access to European markets without creating jobs TTIP talks are ongoing while the CETA deal is due to be signed by Brussels and Ottawa next month The new Germans are not liking this, they have zero trust now their trust has been broken it's going to be a big problem for Angola And then the final Euroland thing, no clip. We'll have a clip but it's in French. The place is falling apart. Well check this out there was a witness who testified in French parliament and he brought up something that he brought up as fact Operation Rance, r-o-n-c-e

2:40:14 I don't know if you've ever heard of Operation Rance. No, apparently this is a French military op that has been planned good to go and it regards the no-go zones in France where the French are no longer in charge. You know that's in Paris, it's in Lyon, all over France and this guy who testified likened it to the invasion of Algiers of 1830 which I had to look up But he says there is a plan in place, it's called Operation Rance. And when we need to we are going to clean out all of this crap and I take the French as worded that stuff they don't mess around Wow yeah

2:40:58 And I don't know much about the invasion of Algiers, but you know Algeria and northern Africa does play a role in what's going on right now. But this was a large-scale military operation in 1830 to invade and conquer... The nasty French Foreign Legion? Oh that's right! The French Foreign Legion So I'm just, I'm bringing this up so we can keep our eye on it. Well then I got to balance this a little bit with some good news! Really? That's not necessary let's get depressed right into the Emmy Awards. Oh that's right there oh yeah I'll watch as my beat...I got it Let's play the Bruges clip. What is going on in Bruges? And as of today, beer began flowing beneath the streets of a medieval Belgian city after five months of construction A brewery in Bruges opened a two mile long underground pipeline to pump beer to a suburban bottling plant It replaces heavy trucks rolling down narrow cobblestone streets We have up to four or five

2:42:00 of these tanker trucks a day sometimes and that's really becoming difficult for environmental reasons but also just in general the livability of the inner center of Bruges is sometimes threatened to that. The pipeline was partially financed through a crowdfunding appeal top contributors receive a bottle of beer every day for the rest of their lives now that's a crowdsource There you go. That's a Kickstarter I can support! Very nice. Yeah, that's what I thought in your ongoing conquest to figure out what's going to happen with the national anthem there is a solution that has been brought to us Oh and i like how these guys did that they must have taken existing animation and did their voices over it and written a quick script because i know there's lead time and all this stuff yes The answer to what is going to happen comes to us from the season premiere of South Park

2:42:57 No, I missed it. You must watch this. It is really good. Fellow senators our nation is divided like never before while people everywhere fight for their voices to be heard Perhaps it is time for us to consider that our national anthem needs to be changed Americans need an anthem that inspires and excites An anthem that has something for everyone while still paying tribute to what it once was I believe there's only one person capable of achieving this JJ Abrams So they contract J.J. Abrams to reboot the national anthem yeah very funny, that was good. I liked it

2:43:37 That's an important show. It has its moments, that's for sure and it is foundational I agree All right, well I got the Obama. Play this crowd eye so I think it's something we can use in... Don't play it at the end of the show just this is why take it from RT because they play this stuff constantly This would be a good one just to play when we're doing one of our phony reports. I think it needs a little work though.

2:44:29 Maybe we can try it. I'll be the guy on the scene if you're ready to... Well, I think he needs some gunshots. Well yeah that's what i was thinking so If you can toss to me then uh..I'll be the guy. I'm a reporter. Okay And we've got a live report from Adam Curry in Aleppo. Adam? You there? Yes John, it's Adam Curry. It's really... I can't hear you! John, let's go! Okay, okay. Thanks for the report be safe be safe Be safe. I only got one more all right Did you see the the latest social justice warrior noodle boy kid video?

2:45:22 from Candid Navia. Oh my goodness, oh my goodness. It was sincere or was it bullshit? No it's horrible this is really real I mean sincere okay the university is MRU which what does that Calgary I think I don't know how to marry you yeah in Calgary and there and now so this video shot by students themselves one kid is wearing a red Donald Trump make America great again hat And this girl comes over and it's in a within a university function. I'm not quite sure exactly what's going on now, first of all this girl is beautiful! Beautiful you know as young girls go and she comes over she says you have to take off this hat and i figure it's worth just listening to a little bit of this exchange if you don't see the video please look at the videos in the show notes 861.

2:46:14 No agenda notes.com She's saying she now hate speech is make America great again. It's hate speech because it's code you see John, it's code for make America white people It just goes on and on. His wife is an immigrant! That doesn't mean anything! How is it not? You just said no immigrants! I could have a brother who's gay, and I could not be supportive of gay people...it doesn't mean anything! So why does he say- you just said that he doesn't like immigrants! His wife's an immigrant! It's illegal immigrants that he doesn't want! You're not even connecting! You're saying he- I asked her if she didn't like immigrants, but you were like, he doesn't like immigrants. Just because

2:47:17 I mean that his policies and what he stands for is promoting people of different colors being in our university. It's illegal immigrants! Wooo! Keep wearing the hat, man. That's awesome! He doesn't hate anyone? Illegal immigrants. Illegal. Illegal immigrants. Listen dude... Dude. Like you're friends and I level with you but like You've gotta take the hat off or i'm gonna rape a president of university and he is going to come talk to me because I already talked him about this It's not allowed it's hate language on campus. You can do what me or you can do what David Docherty did. I waited to talk to him in person And I've already talked to him about this. Nah just goes on and on and on. That's hate speech. So if they hate language They'll wear their red hat

2:47:59 If you wear the red hat that says, Make America Great Again. You're representing hate speech. Huh? Yes. That's good to know up in Canada and while we're at it... But if we wear the hat that says make podcasting great again.. That's total hate speech! You really got a stop. Wow. Misogyny could possibly be treated as a hate crime by police forces across England and Wales Huh? Yeah. The move comes after Nottinghamshire police reportedly launched 20 investigations in the first two months of its pioneering scheme to tackle misogyny. Pioneering scheme! Yes, that's right. Nottingham Police hate crime manager... Oh that's a business card! Hate crime manag- Hello I am the Nottingham Police- That seems better than the other one. What then conspiracy entrepreneur? Hello i'm the hate crime manager

2:48:50 The number of reports we are receiving is comparable with other more established categories of hate crime. We've received numerous reports and have been able to provide a service to women in Nottinghamshire who perhaps wouldn't have approached us six months ago. The reality is that all the reports so far required some form of police action. Misogyny is a crime, they hate crime." Britain... You need to break- So they'll be prosecuting that while some guy beats up his wife? That's fine. And you guys need to Brexit out of your own Brexit That's really, really bad. No downward? Yeah no that's what I've got for today John. Well you've got a couple extra things but none of these are...I mean i have the now these are not going to fit into today's show we're gonna have to wait. Let me see I'll tell you what I have left over. I have Ted Cruz complaining that Obama is giving away the internet Oh you know I have that whole hearing

2:49:52 on tape and I think that, I know what it is. I think we should probably fine tune that a little bit. I agree the deadline is September 30th and he's like just bitching about bitches. He's just bitchin' to bitch Well he made a video! I like the Coon guy next him That's his name So I didn't see that You have to hear this, he's a democrat something Coon...I can't remember his first name Look him up. He's good! This guy is really got the ideas down because he, because there was a bunch of testimony this is the internet testimony they're gonna change ICANN to something or other I can tell you exactly we've discussed this way before this happened and the idea is ICANN the assigned numbers and names so people who

2:50:41 not just dish out, you know the domain name system and maintain that but also all the network segment segments and the network classes which is to me really quite a big deal. And that now needs to be under the international radio and telecom was IRTU I think is what it is International Radio Telecom Union which is kind of like a new world order thing. You know let me this will be a promo for when we do it all this is Ted Cruz produced a video which I think is funny enough to listen to. The internet, America... Right there! He's like he's doing his best Bill Shatner space. The internet America invented it and it has proven to be an amazing oasis of freedom free speech each of us able to speak our views online

2:51:31 free enterprise, millions of new businesses able to be opened online without any government pre-approval. But all of that could change right now the Obama administration is trying to push through a radical proposal to give away control of the internet to foreign countries from the very first days of the Internet The American government has maintained domain names and ensured equal access everyone with no censorship whatsoever Obama wants to give that power away to an international body called ICANN which would empower countries like Russia and China and Iran. This internet giveaway... Okay, that's just a teaser for what's coming The guy I'm talking about is Christopher Coons who is from Delaware and he seems to be the only guy they had a clue about what they were talking about in terms of why they want to do this kind of thing

2:52:24 Cruz is worried sick about and it was a very interesting hearing I'd say. And yeah, we'll discuss it. I have thoughts on it because there's some new information that showed up in the hearing that said oh I didn't know that was going on. Oh good we'll do that on Thursday! I like that okay well...I did just get in um a response from that Trump hat girl A written response? Would you like me to read her written response? I would love to. Okay, here we go Is this the same girl you bumped into on the street? Same DNA Yeah okay Today i got into an altercation with a guy wearing a make america great again hat I went up and asked him if he would take the hat off explaining a university would be a safe space

2:53:09 It was impossible to communicate to him why wearing a hat in support of a movement grown on the seeds of racism, bigotry and exclusion of diversity sexual and cultural could make some people afraid. People came out of the woodwork around us to support the hat. And after insulting me, they began filming my crazy behavior at asking him not to wear a hat on campus! The video was posted and I made the mistake of reading the comments. I am so deeply saddened…I don't want to draw any more attention to the dysfunctional pawns that are being used by a system to power of power to oppress others. I don't want to state that I stand by my belief that every space, but especially university spaces should be made to make everyone feel safe! We need to seriously change our culture we need equally support and express movements and gestures of inclusive acceptance

2:54:03 I walked outside after the altercation, which ended up involving security and more concern for someone's private property than about anti-oppression and overt racism. feeling totally helpless, only to find the anti-abortion group posing with their graphic images and slogans of sin. But beside them was a group of courageous and beautiful humans holding signs of We Support Your Choice! And kindly warning oncoming students about the graphic images so they could be avoided. Thank you crew It makes me cry that there will always be battles of right and wrong There will always be opposing parties Unfortunately for many people, life does not exist without fear of oppression violence or attack. But there are some warriors who are not too tired Some human to want anyone being attacked be it blatant or subtle To know they're equally being supported

2:54:54 I'm ready to make some noise. I'm ready for some loud as fuck language of love! That is the only thing that might have a chance of helping the world, so be a warrior and express your support for those who are attacked every day because of who they are! Hashtag peace Did you write that just on the spot? No this is her actual response This was actually the woman That's her response yes The beautiful one as you described it Yes, that's her response Pssst Psycho! Exactly. Yeah, that's the world! That's what we've come to. Hello hello hello. Yep. Okay... Well I'll be watching the Emmys tonight? I'll watch them too dude. There are a lot of football games and then I watch the Emmys and then I gotta go to uh- They have comedy day in San Francisco. Ooh that's fun It's a big event they're having at dinner And i'm gonna go to some of the comics Excellent And it will be there Alrighty

2:56:01 Well, I already stated what i'll be doing and we will be back on thursday where We will bring you yet another episode of the best podcast in the universe which of course is produced by y'all That's right Remember. We need your help support us at Dvorak dot org a dot let it Dvorak You still can't do it. Dvorak dot org slash NA got it out I need to go everybody coming to you from the skyscraper at the crackpot condo downtown Austin Tejas FEMA region 6 in the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry and I am John C. Dvorak We'll be back again on Thursday right here on no agenda Adios mofos

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2:57:59 Every time I think about Trump, I get allergic. We have 63 days to go. Amen. This won't- Blast the FACTS! Have you ever been a class 5? I have never been a secretariat. Now that you're a class 5, you're a class 5. Blast the facts! Have you ever been a secretariat? I have not been a secretariat. Now that you're a class 5, it's classified. Full time! Adios mofo The best podcast in the universe Dvorak dot org slash N A