Obama Insane?

00:00 I'm from BI incorporated. I was gonna strap this smoke detector on your head here with some gaffer tape Adam Curry John C Devorah, it's Thursday October 27 2010 time to get my nation media assassination episode 247 This is no agenda Actually, why don't we strike that and make that the 28th? The hell is the date. Finally proof I'm not the only ones crazy though coming to you from the hilltop watch tower crackpot command center in Gitmo Nation West the People's Republic of Southern California in the morning I'm Adam Curry And...from Northern Silicon Valley Home of the San Francisco Giants, your National League pennant winners and those who took the first game of the World Series. I'm John C. Dvorak.

01:00 Right great, so the bat signals broken which sucks. You're just mad about the bats I'm very mad about the bad signal Technology is not to be trusted It's not the way to go it's not the way to go In the morning to you John and in the morning to you and all ships at sea yes, and also our human resources who were all charged up And in the chat room had no agenda chat net ready because their government needs them that way That's what good human resource management is all about so Excuse me. What's where you? Where's that cough coming from whooping cough I'm sure oh There we go

01:42 Yeah, well I got up at 530. I would button would be useful Well you have no idea how often I use the cough button You just don't hear it during the show because I'm using the hacking away constantly not not constantly Hey finally nice weather though here and get my nation West in Southern California We got weird weather here. Yesterday was the same as today, it was like in the morning you get up and it was clear and kind of sunny And then it clouded up and it was going to rain never did Today is supposed to be raining as we speak but its sunny out It looks like this same pattern, we're gonna have this sunny in the morning rainy in the evening which is odd I'm sure being an aviator I follow the weather

02:26 And of course we had the strongest storm ever recorded in the Midwest which smashed all time pressure records. High pressure or low pressure? Low pressure! So is it just went to zero or what? It went to a vacuum. No, I went to 955 millibars lowest ever on record and when you look at this picture of You have to see this actually because I looked at this picture and you tell me what I thought Send me the thing. I'll send you the link on Skype right now. I looked at this picture which like shows a huge whirlwind

03:04 Which of course is what a pressure area looks like. Over the entire United States with its epicenter being pretty much like the Great Lakes, and I'm thinking man harp! They turned that fucker up full blast and meteorologists are actually calling this the weather bomb! I mean could it get any creepier? The weather bomb... It's a weapon of mass destruction they're turning on us Huh. You see it? That's what meteorologist Paul Douglas in an exclusive interview with Brad Johnson, as far as I know that was a quarterback for the Bengals or something like...

03:41 About the weather bomb that just hit and the global warming deniers. That is all our populated state It's all our fault why is it always boiled down to global warming? The whole article was about global warming, it's like oh And literally the science people are saying Oh you see now we have the lowest pressure on record You see he stupid deniers you say I I have to say that you in particular, but the show in general nailed what is going to be the biggest meme of the year. Oh, the biodiversity? It's showing up everywhere! Started showing up within seven days of us unveiling it Could you turn down your mic just a little bit John? You're over my ear. Let me get a little bit down down down... How's that? Talk to me again

04:33 Is this better? Yeah, that's better. You were like literally like clipping. Pounding the uh... Over modulating it a little more now you're a little too low. The problem is I'm not running through the compressor. Oh! That's what why aren't you running through the compressor?! Because the whole thing blew up last week Well now you sound like shit whatever you just did a second ago was much- It was better than this Here i am back to what that was Kind of Must be a loose connection yeah can you'd like Jiggle something around will ya? Did you hear the speakers no, I'm just kidding did you jiggle it yeah, I did jiggle it again. Oh a second ago You were great now. You're like Get away from the mic

05:23 Get closer to the mic now, now I can barely hear you. Okay, I'm back up there- There you go! Yeah, I'd rather have this than what you had a minute ago Alright, let me just move my thing out here Oh no he's moving his thing out ladies and gentlemen Moving my pop filter out... I don't want to see it No, but so we can I mean this biodiversity and I love our producers which is what we call our listeners. They sent me so many links USA Today i think if you want to talk about you know a place where the populace is being indoctrinated. Bandwagon! And I heard it on every radio station, and I had couple lunch meetings this week so... I was driving through town and then I'll listen to NPR on FM here and I listened to AM stations and everyone had the same report The vertebrae are going to die

06:20 Nearly one in five mammals, reptiles, birds or amphibians species are going to die! Right. The one thing we didn't hook up to which was the ancillary biodiversity meme which is that were having a mass extinction as we speak Every animal species is going to die Yeah All of them. And my favorite one, I forgot which site first somebody sent me this to and they show all these animals all the vertebrates are gonna die and then they show a couple of those cute little mirror cats No it's the Tasmanian devil that's the one that i see in USA today. A little thingy peeping out of a hole. Oh you boo! I don't wanna die

06:58 I don't want to die, you bastard! You're killing me with your global warming. No no, with your biodiversity. And your biodiversity failed us. It's a...I love the fact that we called this right on the cusp, I have to say because you know it we could have done this much earlier had i been really looking at stuff. Yeah since they started and planned for this in 92 or whatever. It's unbelievable but it's literally like and you know global warming is just uh it's just a subset of biodiversity this is so much bigger and by the way The word rolls off the tongue nicely, doesn't it? Biodiversity. It's like Pinot Grigio. What did you say?! It's like Pinot Grigio! There are a bunch of these wines that come on the market and everyone starts ordering them because they can pronounce them. Pinot Grigio! Biodiversite! I think we should also pronounce it like that... Biodiversite

07:49 That's not biodiversity, it's biodiversite. We're gonna pronounce it biodiversity and hopefully everyone else will too which will annoy the crap out of everyone. Biodiversite get a go on now is the official pronunciation of the no agenda. Biodiversity honey can I just say those jeans look great on you yeah they look awesome I love you give me a kiss sexy bitch you in the morning In the morning. She is one big bundle of biodiversity, I tell you Yeah so you should read these links Got let's see Gitmo Nation Lowlands leading the charge they have a whole bunch of programs at Biodiversity.NL

08:42 Well, I would think that the first thing that those under world down-under... what are they? Lowlands. Lowlands! Yeah. There's lowlands people should do to encourage biodiversity is tear down your dikes! That's right! Tear down your dikes! You know what? I bet you we could actually get that going The dykes are killing the biodiversite man It's like the Dykes have got a go You know, the dykes have got to go because they're ruining the biodiversity. Who knows how many species died when they put those dykes up? So many crustaceous...

09:24 Beasts beasties, but I love it because you know this have we've looked into the world wildlife fund before and We know that these guys are behind a lot of this There's so much money that you'll hundreds of billions has been poured into that Of course started by the same guy who started the Bilderberg er group Prince Bernard of Gitmo nation lowlands So yeah, I think this has just been like slumbering around. They've just been waiting and the timing is perfect it's amazing to watch and i'm so happy that at least there's about a half million people within the sounds of our voices who will now be alert and um... Yeah we'll be paying attention you know what? You know what I think this is to be honest about it? Hmm? I-I think the biodiversity thing is plan B

10:16 You know, I think you may be right but at the same time it's so genius because global warming fits under biodiversity. Yeah well that's the way a good... best plan B in the world would work that way So you got this other thing falling apart and these guys quitting and getting irked And so you pull out Plan B and bury them This reminds me if you don't mind of slightly boring story But not too bad. Tektronix used to be this company that dominated, and I think in some ways it still does but at some point during the era... What did they dominate in? What was their product? It was the main thing that they had were these oscilloscopes and there's different you hook up this thing to a bunch of connections and you could see, you had the little scope and you can take a look at electrical waves You could measure stuff

11:12 you could measure stuff. And they had this really good line of oscilloscopes and they got, they started to see way in advance that the Hitachis and some of these Japanese companies were gonna come in and lowball them. This is back in the 70s or 80s. They're gonna come in and kill em! And so they just laid in wait, laid in wait. They designed a whole bunch of killer oscilloscopes and kept them in the wings and when the Japanese came in to kill the market, Tektronix came out and low-balled them immediately thereafter and drove him out of the market. They never returned

11:50 And of course, you know you still see oscilloscopes at Fry's. I was there just the other day Yeah They have a bunch of this cool is that's actually one of my favorite aisles You know to just actually you don't have one of the better oscilloscopes just hook it two things It's like hey baby come over here. I want to hook you up to my stethoscope check this out So anyway that this biodiversity thing is a stunner excuse me. I'm biodiversity is a stunner and and it's going to be a tough one too because there is no group, there is no United Nations isn't involved to screw it up. No excuse me yes there is that's the IP OBE BDE whatever... Yeah but that's.. Is that a United Nation? Yes! It's a United Nations Group of course there is Ok well then they'll screw it up. No no its complimentary to the IPCC

12:43 It's it's no, it has some creepy guy running. It that doesn't know anything about anything I don't think the leader of biodiversity has stood up you know this is of course the moment where We need to put our Manchurian candidate in So what we need to do is we need to make a documentary with a lot of really sad looking animals Get us a couple these animals looking me. Oh, I'm so cute you killing me or do it like a real ominous voiceover oh Biodiversity is killing these cute little animals

13:20 And then we could have our Manchurian candidate in. But someone's got to stand up, someone will do a documentary it'll be you know who hmm Clooney maybe? Clooney would- Gore is out! Yeah but Clooney how about Clooney? Clooney would be good he seems to be cropping up a lot. Mm-hmm Clooney would be an excellent guy for that He was on C-SPAN this week. Wasn't that a repeat of what you already saw at the Coyote Four Relation? Yeah, because I looked at the... We got a bat signal from one of our producers You know we get these emails from time to time which is interesting when you see it three days later like Clooney! C-SPAN now!! It's like run over there so but that was a repeat of him with that crazy dude. Yeah, that guy. Whoa whatever his name With the hair

14:08 All right, before we get into thanking... We do have an executive producer for the show? We have one executive producer and one associate executive producer this week. Okay I just wanted to give a big shout out to Gitmo Nation Castanets John as they have topped everything! This is better than biodiversity. I'm going to send you the link because it doesn't quite work without the picture As they have now mandated that prostitutes have to wear reflective safety vests when cruising the streets. You gotta look at this picture, they're wearing the yellow jackets! They're wearing a yellow with something that a guy who's working on the side of the road in the morning is wearing. But look it, they've cut them off and cropped them, like belly shirts you know? They've cropped them off a little bit to make it look a little hipper

15:04 So they could show some midriff. Yeah, which I think that the fat guys at work at the couch You know trans should be doing too. Yeah, this is a big Midas that hang out need to show some midriff Spokesman for the regional police force In the past couple of months the prostitutes have been fined for two reasons One for not wearing the reflective jacket and to for creating danger on the public highway Apparently they stand next to the highway here in yeah, it looks like they're standing on a freeway on ram. Yeah My place has two meanings in Spain oh

15:44 I believe you, I need the morning for that John. So here's what these girls are obviously not... a lot of them aren't that sharp it seems to me that if they're making you wear these things that you'd actually want to wear them because then you are easier to find well i don't think its illegal I think it's decriminalized. I don't think it's legal, but it's not illegal. Let me see if it says anything about that. Estimated 300,000 women work as prostitutes in Gibbon Nation, Castanets where prostitution is not illegal but profiting from the sale of sex by another is... okay

16:23 So you can't pimp? Right. Okay, that's good I'm down with that 300 thousand? I've been to Spain and I guess I was driving around the wrong streets I haven't seen one Were you actually cruising for hookers John No but look around come on Why is that girl standing in the corner chewing gum Hmm what could it be about poppy Alright, let's thank our executive producer whoever is it we have someone this was a not a stellar week Is this now one of the last week? This is worse than last week

17:05 Well, it was bad. Let's put it that way but we do have an executive producer Charles Jordan who is sir Charles and He has got his why he will be sir Charles today No, he has always been Sir Charles Why does he have a little night thing next to his look because see if you read the note? yes Joining his wife Dame Carol Jordan size 7 ring And we looked it up and he has been a knight, but I It was somewhat confusing but it's been determined that he just made his wife a knight. Okay cool Corrected next week and everyone will be a black night, but when in Milwaukee go to his tiki bar

17:48 and maybe you can find it by going to www.foundationbar.com, you Milwaukeeans who listen to the show go to the website foundation bar dot com and go track down Charles Sir Charles and Dame Carol and have a Mai Tai or zombie says have a zombie get used to it has zombie so i would recommend that place if i go to milwaukee and going in there for sure and uh... you might find me there robert alters our associate executive producer sir robert already a nice we got done he's actually becoming a night this week i think this is last donation according to the calculation done at the home office mhm out of kansas city missouri two hundred dollars and so he'll be the executive associate executive and thats it right

18:38 We need another promotion. I was thinking of like 12 11 10 oh dot 9 8 Hey, i'd like that if I can get the shit to work on time it would be great wouldn't it? Dot nine eight seven six five four three two one I don't know how you can get the rest of those numbers in there without somebody giving us a quarter of a million dollars But that's which would be okay Well, we actually considering the fact that I'm watching PBS this week and they've gone crazy there They have just given up on the I mean they took their advice of that NPR Schiller woman And they're just running 30-second commercials. It's really now in the commercials. I've seen on network TV Now it's just pure spots and no one says anything about this We're the only ones out here saying you think there could be an agenda going on over there

19:23 And I watched the News Hour and they got the big advertisers Chevron and BNSF, the rail company. And a couple other stooges including some organization called Bread.org or some... Some new feed to stop you know all poverty and starvation in the world. You know one of those deals mmm come and go nice Anyway, a couple of PR mentions to me by the way Let me also mention Dvorak org slash na for people who want to become executive or associate executive producers for the show Yeah For those of you who don't know when you donate put a little note in the PayPal note section And that's what we essentially wind up reading on the air and

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20:56 Orange warning at the airport. They've actually made the sign permanent Yeah, it's no longer adjustable It's just they put up that way. It's a poster yeah as print them up is orange threat level orange threat level orange And how cool is it that stopped? The war as a domain name was just freely available No one's thinking oh yeah, no one's thinking of that Say what could I do stop funny war? Hmm. Oh, yeah It's available you can probably get the dot info and TV as well. I'm sure it's all available crazy Stop the war hey no one registered that because no one wants to stop the war now The wars a moneymaker for not for us know then Sir Randy is

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23:29 So yeah, Dvorak.org slash NA it's extremely important and of course we thank our executive producer for today Sir Charles Jordan and our associate executive producer sir Robert Alter looks like the same people are supporting the show We could use with some new fresh blood And we could use a lot more of it but guys you know how it works your credit is valid? We will vouch for you. We highly appreciate it and for everyone else out there Here's one thing you can do propagate the formula formula is this we go out We hit people in the mouth. And remember, it ain't over till the fat guy gets tazed So I noticed that you didn't have a lot of clips for today which i found interesting and you know in our little pre-show amble there as I was getting shit working again. Pre show amble? I like that. You said well you know nothing happening! What planet were YOU living on?! I was watching The Giants

24:40 See, I knew it was something like that. It's bad! That's what sports does to you. It's an opiate of the masses. It's nuts that you fall into that trap. Somebody has got to do it. It keeps me in tune with real people not the kind of phony balonies your down there with. Wow...that is such an insult To everybody in Los Angeles? You still yes it is. I'm sorry everybody in Los Angeles, and then I'm not it's not about Los Angeles It's about you know keeping your eyes open and working for uh? You know we're working for our people now working So you mentioned the the terror Threat alert permanent now at orange and get mo nation what happens if there's a real alert comes out No one's gonna buy into red Like go around with a magic marker

25:36 What are they going to do? It's all permanently orange. And why is it orange, why isn't it permanently yellow? Because orange is a little more scary than yellow! When has it ever been green?! Never since they started this program. Never, never been green of course not So we're never gonna be safe, its never gonna be green This is like the carrot in front of the donkey this is ridiculous Well in Gitmo Nation East it's gotten a little bit worse You know, ever since the United States issued the terror warning alert... We kind of forget about these things. This was just a few weeks ago! It's like oh don't travel to Europe stay home and shop here sleighs Don't go to Europe because- Like we could afford to go to Europe

26:16 With the with the euro a buck forty. Yeah, okay Don't go to you and the pound buck sixty don't go to Europe don't go to Europe because you know there's threats of terrorist attacks and the BBC is Propagating the message nicely as though it shows the French government but listen listen to the BBC report this mind you is from BBC Radio 1 This is the, uh... like the top 40 station. Like the hip station! This is what Chris Moyle's DJ's on and this is what they're bestowing upon the youth. Radio 1 Newsbeat It's one of the things security services are most worried about attacks by small gangs armed with guns and grenades

26:58 Now police in the UK are stepping up their training to prepare for a terrorist strike similar to the one that happened in Mumbai a couple of years ago. Officers are being given more powerful guns and extra training with the SAS News beats Greg Dawson has more from Euston station in London. This place is one of the UK's busiest stations with people using it to get across London and the rest of the UK. I love that fact there is a little Virgin train service in there, a little unnoticed item there. Locations like this ticked the box for the sort of places intelligence agencies are most worried about becoming

27:37 Places like this tick the box John they tick the box because it's a train station where people Get on trains Tick the box. Okay, just this is this is just leading us into what Obama promised wouldn't happen Right which was having your shoes checked when you get on the train just to humiliate you take your shoes off Oh yeah, oh yeah terrorism Tens of thousands of people use it every day and despite a few police officers dotted about, there are fears it's vulnerable to the kind of attack that happened in India in 2008. So they're basically saying Mumbai style attacks this is the new meme Mumbai style attacks. In Mumbai a gang of 10 gunmen took hostages in the city's hotels and killed more than 160 people over three days

28:27 Now defense chiefs have ordered police here to learn new tactics to cope with a similar attack. Yeah, I think it's legitimate I think it's we need to do if we don't train then how did we deal with? I love how they picked like random person off the street. I think is good. I think we should do it I think it's wonderful this keep on doing at this great house will be safe We won't be safe. We don't have it come on please let's do it Now that'll mean police marksmen training with SAS units and armed response units getting more powerful weapons to cope with gangs of gunman armed with automatic guns. Where's the person on the other side of the story who says I don't like it, i dont think its necessary and feel really unsafe with uh... police with huge automatic weapons? They only get the shill in there in the report

29:08 Hi, my name's Pete. I think it's very reassuring if they are being trained all the better for us thinking behind all of all the better for us We are slaves What a crock of crap this report is yeah? But this is this yeah Where is the guy saying hey this is bogus what do we need all these armed to the teeth? cops around here for nothing's going on and if it goes on take action then. What are we, the place is becoming a police state and they can't find one person on the street that would say anything? The BBC should be ashamed of itself Not one person involved in more than 100,000 stops and searches by police in Gitmo Nation East under the anti-terror powers. So they do actually they do this at train stations They pull people aside they search them they stop him they search him The report is now out 101,248 stops and searches not one single terrorist caught

30:07 I can't believe it. They didn't catch anyone, nothing! They don't catch anybody they haven't caught anybody there's nobody to catch yeah and when somebody is there you know if somebody is actually planning something they're gonna stay you know they're not going be roaming around with a bomb on them they're gonna plan plan plan then they're gonna do something and they have no way of defending against that the best thing they can do is if something happens in they take action after the fact you know, or the public generally speaking if we take a look at these last two episodes that took place on these airplanes. The shoe bomber which was what ten years ago and the new guy the underpants guy the underwear bomber both of them were taken care by the public at large who happened to be on the planes where the shoe bombers beating the crap out with a fire extinguisher over the noggin and the other guys just jumped because he couldn't do anything then wheres all this trained experts are loaded into the gills with weaponry they're not doing anything give me

31:03 break this whole thing is a scam just because they're going to turn the country into a police state and you know that what it was well why am i complaining dot an arm i'm enjoying listening to you though it's kind of nice italy by the way it was ridiculous italy is opting out of the uh... the naked body scanners which is for them interest in their uselessly naked how many people have been making bodies can risk our nobody how many little kids have gone through there so these ds creeps could like take a look at him Lots. Yeah, we got the couple message one from our producer Benjamin Adam I'm listening to Noah Jen the 245 you talked about airport scanners and encouraging people to opt out I was in the USA three weeks ago. I opted out from the full body scan

31:44 When I applied for an electronic travel authorization to travel to the United States, which is you know this is the new thing now it's our way of welcoming you. Uh...I was declined within uh seven days! I can only put this down to fact that I opted out and now have to change my plans and apply for a manual visa costing a couple hundred dollars in several weeks. You know don't come here. That's obvious we don't want you here that's clear Yeah We don't want tourists anymore go away It's really hurting us. The Great American Chamber of Commerce doesn't jump all over this because it is hurting tourist traffic I mean, I know people that say well I tried to go but couldn't get in People from Brazil can't get into the country. I tell you what...I mean its costing us serious money

32:31 and nobody says anything? I don't even want to fly to the east coast for Thanksgiving. I don't want to do it, i just don't want to go... in that regard they've beaten me down! I don't want to go through the humiliation. And you know what, I'm going to opt out of course and I just don't want to deal with this. Producer Dave says I'm gonna give you guys some great insider info very soon. I just got to the airport And I stood in a very long line they were sending everyone through the one and only metal detector slash body scanner line Took twice as long to get to the front when I'm in the front, I realized that TSI TSA guy's an old friend of mine I said dude You're gonna hate me for this but I'm gonna opt out he didn't blame me

33:16 and took me to do the pat-down himself, and by the way that of course is a severe violation. of TSA regulations. He took me aside to do the pat-down himself, informed me that he had quite a few stories to tell I didn't even have to initiate the conversation. He says that people are quitting right and left because they don't want to deal with the body scanner stuff Good! Good good good The opt out meme is working. The lines are longer staff is getting smaller and people are even more bitchier And he says on the 29th which we've discussed in this very program They'll be switching to a more aggressive crotch rub

33:53 Which I think is not a bad thing actually. The crotch rub. Yeah, the crotch rub! That's fantastic. And how many people have they caught? Let me think... None! In Newark the body scanners are- There's 85 million flights a year around the world How many people have they caught with a naked body scanner? None! None! But who is the guy who... isn't there some famous person that's the head of the company that makes those things? He used to be part of the government. Yeah, he was like the former Secretary of Defense I think Huh How does that work So in Newark uh.. The naked peep show machines That's my new name Peep Show It's a peep show for these guys The peep show machines are late because of course demand is so high

34:49 That L3 can't even get them everywhere in time. And I think there was a quote here from Ann Davis, TSA spokeswoman insisted passengers are no less safe at airports without the full body scanners huh? Which she said are not necessarily more effective screening measures than metal detectors pat-downs and behavioral profiling huh However, she stressed scanners are simply meant to be faster and less physically intrusive. Please This is now the message from the TSA is that they don't really work any better But it's the speed of speeds you along which is patently untrue because it doesn't speed you along It takes a million. It's stupid yeah

35:42 It takes longer. How can it speed you along with the metal detector? You walk through it, and they look at a bunch of lights and you're done! With this thing they stop you, you gotta stop... You gotta wait... Put your hands up... They make you throw your arms in the air that you have to wait... Throw ya hands in the air party hardy like you just don't care And wait slave Yeah, it's not faster at all. But to say that they're not really safe doesn't really enhance anything It just for your convenience! It just makes things go a little bit faster Come on, just go through it. Come on don't hold up the line Go through it already Did you see that Fox News piece on the backscatter van? That they have driving around? Yeah Oh my god Just irradiating people in the street How can this be legal I mean A from a radiation standpoint B They're looking into your shit! They're just driving by thats an illegal search

36:43 You want to hear a piece of the package they put together? Yeah, let's hear it. This may look like an ordinary delivery van but its mission isn't transportation It's investigation The Z-backscatter is an x-ray imaging system we use to detect things like I think the word backscatter by the way is brilliant marketing because it sounds so... Oh! That's not X-Ray, that's Backscatter Scatter is just like scatter back scatter you know what I mean John I think that's chosen very good. Yeah, backscatter. It's a backscatter! Eh it's not x-ray what are you stupid slave? We're not gonna give you cancer or cataracts. It's back... Narcotics plastics could be explosives and like the outside of the van inside of his ebv looks just like a normal passenger vehicle only this one comes equipped with a screen that can x-ray just about anything around it yeah these trucks can be used to look basically at cargo the screen trucks they come into us we've had a system on site at the u.s open golf tournament

37:38 What? I know, that caught my attention too. We had a system at the US Open Golf Tournament... what is that like they have a sponsorship with them or something are they sponsoring the PGA? No they're probably irradiating everyone who goes and watches golf which may be a good thing We can check deliveries while you're driving past, you literally... we can check deliveries so that we make sure that your not being delivered a bomb! ...seen inside the vehicle. Besides Homeland Security the maker of the Z-backscatter sells the xray vans to local police departments, The Transportation Safety Administration and also several unnamed clients which has some asking just exactly who are using these vans

38:15 And how. Yeah! Now one of the concerns with the vans is possible health risks they might pose to human subjects, but the DHS says... Ooh nice word! You are a human subject You're not a human being. No, human subjects look at this woman is amazing she if she really wrote do you think she wrote this or no? This has got to be a script right? No one in their right mind says the well what's questionable here is how this will affect human subjects you know those things over there with two legs and the two arms Well, what do we call them human subjects? to human subjects but the DHS says even on the rare chance someone were to walk right by the beam, radiation dose is still extremely low. The rare chance you might walk- I'm blinded! You might walk by the truck that's literally saying that yeah anything that goes by we scan it. The equivalent of a chest x-ray or less. Still the bigger. What? Yes! A chest X-Ray is pretty good dose

39:15 Or less, or less. Or less it could be less if you're running You run by it'll be less It's the equivalent of a chest x-ray or less Still the bigger public concern seems to be the potential for privacy violations I got the potential for lawsuits Yeah no kidding It's close and even into some homes. Pretty creepy when you think about it that somebody can see inside your own personal vehicle and see everything that is going on No one needs to know what is going on in the privacy of your own home, what you're doing in your car while driving down the street McCabe says local law enforcement and private companies must abide by privacy laws And he says the image of a body for example leaves a lot to be imagined Listen, oh you don't actually see a naked body You just have to imagine Here it comes

40:01 It looks very similar to a store mannequin. Oh, it's a store mannequin! Hey listen when I was a kid I used to get wood looking at the store mannequins and when they were undressed i'm like hmmm... Well there you have it that's what this is this is this is bordering on the absolute ludicrous where's the ACLU in this matter? Where's the ACLU with all this crap?! I don't know. Do you support them? How are they funded? I, well...I don't unsupport them. I mean, I think they do good work They do a lot of stupid stuff and there seem to be left-of-center generally speaking but I've seen them do stuff that nobody else will pick up on, that are a good thing. So i have no objection to the ACLU out of hand like you know there's all the right wing talk so oh they sell you evildoers! Right but in fact i've seen them do a lot of good stuff that nobody else picks up on including the right wing so give me a break

40:54 Well, I really don't understand. Where are they now? I don't know why people aren't up in arms. If i see one of those vans im not going to walk past it that's for sure. You can't even know the non-descript looks like a U-Haul with the U-Haul taken off That's not good. No, it's not and they're being sold to any company? And people are complaining about the Google truck going by with a bunch of cameras on it There you go! This is... Good point Excellent point The Google truck came by Oh nooo They took a picture of my house Yeah meanwhile You got the government

41:33 Meanwhile you've got a naked picture on his website someplace. It's chest x-ray or less, don't worry about it! Yeah and of course how many chests? Once we walk past the place twice you get two chest X-rays what if you're hanging out there what if you stop and lean against the thing to make a phone call What are you getting 100 chest x-rays this is good?! This is bogus I can't believe that these reporters would report in such a way without any negative input really what's wrong with these people? But this reporter is hot Oh, okay never mind. new jingle and by the way somebody points out to me jc's matter of fact that the puffer machines which they had in all these places yet we're trying to style right now is that there would offer machines apparently is it only thing has ever caught anything because i can pick up explosives and all these things in my new quantities as a just pops you with air yeah and then looks for what's in the air and he is really is apparently using them on the border because that's the barely doing thing that works is Israelis by the way aren't using being naked body scanners

42:40 No, because they don't work. Yeah it's exactly that and then I can actually use something that doesn't work no they're not stupid they're not stupid like all these airports around here in the United States are not stupid like Americans apparently Wow people! I've said enough yes you have i said my piece alright then uh... than i just need to launch into a john because uh... i've been doing a lot of studying today actually with the past couple days i'd spend a lot of time last night Got up early this morning to assemble everything. This will be in the show notes is what you are paying for by the way This is what you support

43:17 Oh, by the way just got an alert here giant Sun twister on October 27th 28th Hmm brother and by the way for students who listen to this show There's enough resources in these show notes if you go back And look at a lot too, but I mean you can put reports together and get A's so easily Easily without doing any. You know any cheating so to speak. No, you did the research. Well you did the research! So um... The 25th amendment of these United States of Gitmo Nation is a very interesting amendment and uh if you google 25th Amendment you'll see a lot of news stories that have popped up and this comes on the heels

44:03 The White House insider, I think we talked about this probably about a month ago. There's this blog... it's kind of a blog site called NewsFlavor dot com and on NewsFlavor dot com there is this guy who has been interviewing a former White House insider someone who just left the white house couple months ago was on the Obama transition team and that guy basically said Obama is insane. Remember that? He has lost it, he's gone completely insane! Yeah I've read all these reports too...I have a comment after you're done So let me uh instead of reading what's going on

44:45 And I and of course, I have some thoughts about this as well. This is how it's being It's propagating its moving throughout the channels and once it moves off the written page into the news media That's when it starts to get interesting so the first report where it showed up Of course was on Russia Today wrong uh... mister spanish why and i've got some kind of guy here who is basically who this is great we could be consultants for any any cable channel because it's going to basically just read the uh... read these reports and he's propagating at like uh... like heat but he was there himself but as interesting you can hear the back story despite listening to this piece rock obama appeared to be so unpopular as has become today

45:31 completely unqualified to be president in the first place. He was a good campaigner, he had a lot of money behind him but what happened once he got inside the White House and these reports come from people inside the White House is that he's unhappy having to govern. He likes to campaign and does not like to govern. There are reports that he is very frustrated, he's very depressed some reports are that he's on medications He cannot concentrate or focus, I mean it is a mental problem. And he cannot concentrate or focus on the task that faces him as President. Someone in who is unqualified who has a serious psychological problem to begin with which is the problem of narcissism and you put them under the pressures of the Presidency and the man is beginning to crack. He�s actually now on the verge of a meltdown.

46:31 Well, you know apart from that Besides that little ditty. You just threw out there like it might have you know what happens at the end of the day ad is is this Second term that seems to be more and more on a tape unattainable How would you comment on that? It's not like he's leading The Witness but okay There are people As I've said, within the administration and people in the Democratic Party who are seriously considering how to remove Obama from the presidency. This has been given a big push also by my boss

47:18 uh... one of the room for programs that's right and it was a little wish linden louis anyway the twenty-fifth amendment for those of you know we have this document in united states kind of funny thing no one ever really reads anymore as called the constitution and uh... it's kind of the rules the law of the land aso amendment twenty five section one in case of a removal of the president from office of his death or resignation vice presidential become present protection for is the one that's most interesting whatever device president any majority of either the principal officers of the executive department war of such other body has congress may by law provide transmit to the president pro tempore

47:56 it's like tempura I guess of the senate and the speaker of the house representatives their written declaration that the president is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office. The vice president shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as acting president, and then there's like you know the president can say that's not true i'm not crazy and then uh... they'll put him back in power until congress then with a two-thirds majority says you are crazy you're not crazy if you crazy and if the congress is crazy than that and they can get out so of course uh... what to do it uh... what these reports of this so called insider are saying is well when the reply and and i think it's still an F but when the republicans take the house they don't have enough for majority to declare the president insane and

48:41 And but these reports are great. You know, he's like he's drinking Michelle is freaking out He smoked more than a third job She hates being there I mean John your take on the situation It's bullshit That's the tape so I sent this to a friend of mine who is like, ways deep in Republican politics. He's a public relations guy in the Republican Party that involved all the strategizers and there was bunch of companies they all work together and they know each other so I sent this entire memo

49:18 which was the Mazden report, Wayne Mazden one of those guys. Well it's Wayne Mazden but he is only reporting on this newsflavor dot com guy. On the thing coming out by the way Lyndon LaRouche is key to this whole thing and he is like he is the one who is crazy! But anyway so he puts together good entertaining material I'm not going argue against that and he's fun to watch when he speaks He has his weird creepy style of speaking. But anyway, so I sent it over there and they pass it around apparently all these different uh... They hadn't seen this before? The guy had not seen this? No! You're kidding me. Now he said they'd never heard of this whole thing and nobody in the Republican Party that has anything to do with anything even knows about it and they think its just like wow this is crazy and they just kicked it back as bullshit. So here's the whole premise for this thing is completely bogus

50:06 and anyone who buys into it is just looking for trouble. And you see the memes, I mean the two memes that cropped up in that Russia Today report is the unqualified meme and the narcissism thing which keeps cropping up. Of course then they say maybe he doesn't do a lot of work? I get the feeling that he does like them. Now you put a lot of little truth with the fakery and you get image that you can believe. He likes to play golf, he watches basketball, he's really into sports apparently watches ESPN all the time probably following The Giants game and he does all those things, and he probably prefers to go out on the stump and speak rather than sit around and deal with these meetings all day. And he's probably not the world's greatest president but he is not crazy or anything else in whether or not he gets kicked out by the party is it's not going to have anything to do with this. But it would be easy way to get him out just as you know... It wouldn't be a hard way to get him out. You set that precedent and every president is at risk

51:02 Never happened in a million years. Okay, so I had two sides of these reports and actually a new one came out on the 26 That's two days ago which which is the best one but previously I think the guy makes a point when he says, okay look at the people who had the exodus of The White House. Rahm Emanuel chief of staff James Jones national security advisor Ellen Moran communications director Van Jones Of course Mr Green Jobs Mark Lippert deputy national security advisor David Ogden deputy attorney general Greg Craig white house counsel Peter Orszag Director of office management and budget of course who also advised Iceland

51:45 Dennis Blair director of national intelligence before you read all these names Let me say something half of these people are People that we've been complaining about since day one or zag. We hate it he's out That's a good thing yes, Rahm Emanuel. We hate it. He's out. That's a good thing I'm not saying this is a big negative. I'm just saying that there's an exodus so You can't deny that these posts are important and for these people to leave within the first year is interesting, to say the least. Well, I'm not so sure that we can't document this with other president maybe I haven't it's okay. It's okay now Now here's the one that tipped me off to this being like all right now This is where the guy lost it? This isn't the October 26 interview with The Washington Insider and who keeps predicting a huge scandal just before the elections

52:40 And now he's got to hurry up because the election is November 2nd and I think they're really too late even to pop anything. The insider says, oh no it's going to be a number of scandals Oh yeah, we got one two three four. Four days to go! Here we go well I'm just reporting on it. Leans back folds arms across chest looks outside then back to me okay then i'll point your nose in the right direction enough people are sniffing in the same garbage pile anyways Anyways, I love that. Including the Times though i suspect they are burying it at the moment or trying to there still heavily invested in Obama but that may change soon okay? That sounds reasonable go back to Chicago! That's the key There is other crap around the White House other things that could trip them up but Chicago where the real heavy deal is that could bring the administration down Go back and review Blagojevich, go and review Rescoe Barton Stern Giordano

53:38 Carothers, Jarrett. It's one and the same it's all connected and it's big and people know the White House is expletive itself over this stuff Pelosi has it that Clintons have it more of it than they had in 2008 So here's what I like about this so first of all This is like okay duh you know everyone's been on the Everyone tried that yeah the Chicago mob. It's like nothing That's buttoned down Of course there's all kinds of nastiness going on there. But what I like about it is you don't even need to have a scandal now for every, oh well Pelosi knows and Clinton knows and everyone knows this could propel into something It could... This is how stuff gets made up It could happen Yeah anything can happen but of course nothing's going to happen because the whole thing is bullshit Hmm okay I like thinking that our president's insane though

54:37 Well, no I think the whole thing is... but this is Lyndon LaRouche style stuff by the way. If you read his material just anything he ever writes it's always very entertaining with the craziness that permeates everything and yeah know I liked idea I mean I think would be hilarious You know if they..you know But this is wishful thinking on the worst type of wishful thinking It's not like the guys screw up and then we can't vote him out of office because make one job for a new employee in this country that's no good but if he's criminal insane or criminally insane around the White House naked is a flasher and he's got all these issues and he plays golf with no clothes on it you know does nothing but watch ESPN and drew can smoke much more interesting agree thats what I want. That's the American way dammit we don't wanna be, its too

55:33 complicated to say the guy sucks. We gotta say the guys nuts, that's where that works. I really liked it and i enjoy reading this and you can enjoy it too by going to noagendershow.com and we have in our show notes there. I agree it's very enjoyable, i'm not gonna argue with that. Completely entertaining and and I guess this Sunday we'll speak again in the big scandal hasn't hit by then... That's a big scandal! Well you never know you never never know what could happen. Yeah is going to be Michelle Obama wears bloomers well she's apparently gone nuts and she's yelling. Oh she can stand it. I can see that

56:14 Yeah, I'll be sure. She's got a 747 at her Beck and call and can go anywhere in the world with the drop of a hat with all her handmaidens And she's miserable! She could be making so much more money doing something else What a crock of crap that's gotta be I'm miserable dammit Fire up the jet Barry I'm miserable Oh, I love it. Hey you know what? I'm amazed you don't have any clips from the Jon Stewart show! Obama was on with Jon Stewart and you don't have any clips?! This game thing is really... It's got you hypnotized, you slave! Wait hold on a second let me-I was just looking at some picture stats Let me get off that okay What

57:00 Are you checking your porn size? I missed the Jon Stewart show with Obama. I figure why do what...I'm sick of seeing Obama on these shows playing, you know they're going back and forth he's a funny guy okay he's got a sense of humor we know that have you seen him on Letterman exchanging barbs is good ad-libber he takes it you know he picks up on the other guys humor i'm sure was a laugh riot but again to get nothing out of this just another distraction I think this over here is the theme you should be playing. So did you watch it? No, I didn't watch it! I didn't find out until this morning...I'm pooping and I'm like ah... How'd you find out while you were pooping?! Was it in your poop?? I can read these things..no that's when I sit down with my iPad and uh.... I enjoy my session. You know um thats how I do my best work. Brother we have some... You don't read when your uh... It doesn't take me that long to poop

57:58 I don't sit there straining while holding on to something for dear life. Let me just explain like the guy in the woods Just explain something to you There are guys, you apparently are not one of them who take that time which also was known as a confessional to just relax you know I'm taking a poop to me is not a moment of relaxation. Honey, I'm gonna go take a nap in the on the crapper well I have to admit that I am basically just sitting there reading

58:36 Get away from this damn well you got the phone he's probably taking calls on the crapper no, I don't I tend not to take the phone into the into the crapper but The iPad is great. You know just sit there and before you know it It's like oh my legs start to fall asleep God tell me that you don't have this people out there. I'm sure someone has this I'm sure other guys do this. It's a moment of... You know what it is? It's the only time when guys have absolute solitude because, you know if you live with other people particularly with women and and i'm just saying The one thing that's guaranteed women will stay away from your pooping They're not going to come and bother you! It's a given How long is that guy gonna be in there mom?!

59:25 I have to admit, half an hour sometimes. Easily! Oh please that's bogus no way true true take a shower afterwards but the business is done you have a bunch of dried poop all over ya Unless you're doing the poop and wipe, you poop and wipe, poop and wipe. I mean it's the only way i can see not drying up on ya You gotta have a body te- skin temperature is high? No but you see I'm done with all of business Oh you just sit there after the fact? Heheheh I've already flushed

1:00:02 Oh brother. I'm sorry, you know? I don't think I'm alone... You can't lock a door in your office if you don't want to have people bugging ya! No it doesn't work that way and i'm telling you guys this is a little trick take it from me If you wanna be left alone and just do your business then you just take your laptop or whatever when you're pooping no one will bother you because yeah everybody's probably thinking you're jerking off in there Well, you know there's different things you can do. Some prepare for the show some base their meat So let's we get some some we have some contributions even though I don't didn't see the Jon Stewart Show

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1:18:48 various sorts that result in donations to us. Oh really? Yeah it's actually kind of interesting, we'll discuss this on the Sunday show You know that there are many according to a Belgian newspaper De Standaard there are several European companies that are financing candidates and apparently not just candidates who were climate deniers and I'm like hello Belgium! We're here They're literally financing climate deniers. Really? Yeah, well how come we can't get any of that? I mean it's because it's bullcrap they're not giving to anybody but their buddies yeah yeah I guess you're right why am I even... Why did I even fall into the trap of believing that? Stupid! This is all a scam everything Have you seen the video that uh.. It was like kind of throwaway and didn't bring up on last week show this guy George Clark

1:19:51 Had had purchased the DVD of Charlie Chaplin's film The Circus and uh... do you see this? This is for people who haven't seen it. Well we blogged it, we found the source of it, we debunked the whole thing. Oh you've debunked it! I don't even know this because let me give you a story quickly and people can look at themselves in the show knows no agenda show dot com so there's this uh... it's actually some extra footage of the premiere at man's chinese theater hollywood and you see kind of weird woman dressed in black who appears to be talking on a cell phone of course the meme is that time traveler time traveler caught in the movie how did you debunk it what uh... well it turns out and then somebody says if you go to divide dot org slash blogging you'd look for this you'll find it uh... but much people come in the second guy who commented giggy bunted

1:20:39 uh... apparently and you can see this when you see that we watched at the video again u or the movie again you can kind of see what it was what's really going on in nineteen twenty three nineteen twenty four seamans in particular made a hearing aid device that consisted of what appears to be a cell phone like object that you told her your ear and there was attached to a briefcase they've got a bunch of guy guest batteries and whatever electronic stuff in there, and I guess had a big microphone or something. Really? And you'd walk down the street with this thing to your ear carrying the briefcase! Is she carrying the briefcase? Yeah when she turns at the very end she looks over at that...at the camera and you can just see for one or two frames in her right hand she's got a briefcase

1:21:24 So there's links to the Siemens device with pictures of guys holding it into their ears taken back in the late 20s and it is a hearing aid, and that was the way it was used. Instead of the big horn people would have on their ear which you wouldn't want to walk around with. I thought the horn was cool! The horn was cool but they would have this thing and that was the hearing aid device of the era. Oh okay So the thing was time traveler. I like time travel. I liked the idea but it was kind of cute and I ran a bunch of different you know, I had to put that clip plus two clips of different physicists talking about time traveling how it's possible But then I mean immediately a commenter just nailed it I am actually a tar I'm actually that woman with a horn to her head and I'm here now because My god I Am a time traveller from 1923

1:22:18 So here's something that I'm sure is you can't debunk. According to the brand new edition of the DSM-4, DSM John in case you didn't know is the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders which has its own wiki page! I'll point out so that means it must be true there is a fact a new mental illness that you and I both suffer from. I wouldn't be surprised yeah it's ODD ODD yes oppositional defiant disorder Which is defined as an ongoing pattern of disobedient hostile and defiant behavior symptoms include questioning authority Oh heaven forbid negativity Defiance

1:23:05 Argumentativeness and John is like that you are the poster child for ODD being easily annoyed Hey, I'm making money with ODD My life my entire life has been ODD money-making New mental illnesses identified by the DSM 4. This is an actual report there's an actual man trying this is typical include arrogance Narcissism, above average creativity, cynicism and anti-social behavior. In the past these were called quote personality traits but now it's a disease Well I don't suffer so much from narcissism because i've actually looked in the mirror and uh yeah But let me just see if you tick the boxes arrogance tick

1:23:53 Above average creativity bull crap. I'm not arrogant listen to him talking You're already being done you already being and my desire that's for sure are already questioning authority your negative, and you're easily You're easily Annoyed this is it or it is bits? You are annoyed listen to you ODD. I am annoyed. I hope we have a vaccine for this very soon Yeah, I'll be out good there goes the show Of course, this is nothing new. This is usually how you start to isolate people so you can lock them up. Discussed in 1984 to an extreme by Orwell So let me just look at the Wikipedia entry for this diagnostic and statistical manual of mental disorders It's published by the American Psychiatric Association I guess that's legit You know what? I guess I'm functional ODD

1:24:50 It provides a common language and standard criteria for the classification of mental disorders. Wait a minute, stop a second! What? Does this mean I'm subject to the Disabilities Act and can just go retire?! Wow wouldn't that be nice? You're right the checklist is fine. I think-I think I'm ready to go retire. Check this out... America's with Disability Act as a disability seems to me The DSM has attracted controversy and criticism as well as praise. There have been five revisions since it was first published in 1952, gradually including more mental disorders although some have been removed and no longer considered to be a mental disorder most notably homosexuality

1:25:31 So these are the guys that initially said if you're gay, you're mentally insane. Oh But they yeah but they apparently changed anyway The last major revision was the fourth edition published in 1994 and The current edition was due for publication in May 2013 They were a little bit late, but there it is not late. It's not 2013 yet I'm sorry So this is a this ODD thing is gonna be in the 2013 edition? No, it's-it's in the current one. My wiki-wikipedia sucks. Wikipedia sucks Now I'm confused look you're ODD shut up and don't question me You're ODD What?! Who are you calling an ODD? You're on the checklist! Who are you calling ODD son? You're arrogant Yeah check You're a narcissist obviously Check

1:26:29 You're a denial, global warming denialist. Check! And you question authority? You don't like anybody boss and your around your bitch constantly about having meetings My god... The science is in! Science! Alright, Kibonation Down Under This is kind of fun So they introduced fingerprinting at schools Yeah, well of course you know why take roll call if I see a movie with the role always gives me this whole story so it with roll call You know the gummy bear story is that uh? You know that's where I'm taking it right go he didn't know about this did ya no so the kids

1:27:21 The kids are like, of course these are the new star children. They're like hmmm how can we get around this attendance thing? So it turns out if you press your finger into a gummy bear and then flip it around someone else can take that gummy bear and press it onto the fingerprint scanner and it will read as if you were in attendance Even though its reversed Is it reversed? Well, it would be because you push into the gummy bear so that would be a reverse image and then you'd push the reverse image onto the scanner and it would either have to be a flaw. I can believe it would work that way but in fact is reading or reversing... This is very interesting. Now let me think about this for a second

1:28:10 If you then press that reversed image, I don't know does it let me see if we put it down Yes one removed its guy. It's just reverse come on. It's just logical well Then these things are even stupider than I thought Well, I mean I can see it working that way because it would look at looking for points or is looking for a pattern It sees a reverse version and it just as well. I guess the same thing cuz he's not bright Well, apparently this is a well-known flaw in fingerprint scanners. Tests were done in 2002 with gummy bears I can't believe... I know we just have to test this out It's now known as the gummy bear attack And the kids get one of these...I love these kids down there Kids you rock! I might screw that and give me a gummy bear Yeah, I can go home now I can find some Shayla's, bark my ute

1:29:02 Because it's so much work to take attendance. Well, let me get this straight you're a teacher in a room full of let's say average... Let's say 30 people yeah that means there's 30 seats and they're in rows as five rows of six and wait a minute the place is full all thirty seats are taken or wait one seat is missing does somebody missing from row two seat five How hard can it be? Well this of course is about eliminating teachers altogether from the classroom and pretty soon just gonna be a monitor up there This is about jobs. I'm about getting rid of them It's real simple as we don't want any teachers just screw it Just be done with it already, and then they should also shackle the kids yeah There's the 1046 right on time Yeah, I don't know why they're honking so much today meanwhile get Monation ABBA has find

1:29:58 a couple for homeschooling their kid and fine them $3,000. I guess that's really against the rules there in Sweden. And why is that? Because it's against the rules. They can't be indoctrinated by the state? Yeah, exactly! Oh that makes sense Exactly They try to do the same thing in California they have a bunch of these rules unfortunately luckily California has got enough people that complain about this and never went through but they tried it because you know their schools get X amount of money per student and if there are students being homeschooled or losing x amount of money because that student is not attending from the state and so they try to you know bust your for truancy in California all this other stuff and see always have to be on the lookout. We homeschooled Jay for a number of years, and of course we did it through Washington State where you can just get a license to home school. You just walk into an office there's nobody there There is no line. You fill out a form and then they test the kid couple times a year and good to go! California? Noooo its evil

1:30:55 Let me ask you a question. When it comes to homeschooling, is homeschooling always... I mean it conjures up an image of a parent with the kids sitting down and then no one else around? Isn't it kind of true that in many cases homeschooling multiple parents will get together and create their own classroom bringing experts from the outside isn't more like an alternative No, it's actually more like you're what you're... It's kind of not either one of those. Okay. Essentially most of the for one thing a homeschooled kid has to sign on to being a home schooler I mean they have to say yeah Yeah, I want to do that for whatever reason because they don't want to go to school They want or they got though They've got some interest at this school so its satisfying The one thing a homeschooling denier immediately says You know kids need social interaction with other kids

1:31:43 Yeah, well see that's the joke of it because there is homeschooling. Eventually everybody that does homeschooling falls into these clubs and there would be some hot shit somebody some maniac some woman or mother that just loves to take kids on field trips and so you sign onto her group and the kid goes with them for a couple days to someplace or other and they look at a cow being milked and then you know there is a whole bunch... Hey wait a minute! Do you think I can still get into the club? There's a cow getting milked. They're all over the place, the support structure which people don't really understand is that underlying support structure for homeschooling in United States is huge

1:32:22 Because, you know... and by the way it's always associated with Christians who want to keep their kids reading the Bible as a homeschooling methodology. But the fact of the matter is about one quarter of the home schoolers are Christians about one quarter Jewish about 1 quarter Muslims and about one-quarter or just you know independence and that's kind of reflection everything in they all get together usually they get together in these various clubs and there's a lot of interaction that takes place in terms of socialization. And if the kid like Jay, when she got to high school age said I want go to high school so she goes to high school now gets straight A's because she was home-schooled and gets plenty of interaction. She doesn't get beat up and pestered?

1:33:02 and uh... and marginalized because she's a just checking it because she wins the spelling bee yeah exactly you're afraid all of them on this year is very clear freak stop it now into good use else so many words like how and milked Hey, Ministry of Truth is out John and this is something I believe we've missed. I think we've missed one in fact it's something that you said a couple shows ago that reminded me to pay attention to this You said... This all comes down to nullification and how the Supreme Court apparently somehow was appointed as the law of the land court even though it can't be that because it represents the government

1:33:48 in general and so they decide on constitutional issues which in itself is kind of wrong but you need to read Woods' book Nullification to kind of understand what I'm saying here. But, you understand the concept we have a Supreme Court and whatever they decided is the law of the land! And with Elena Kagan who has been confirmed Who I mean it just a crazy crazy woman no idea where she came from all sudden what Supreme Court? I mean you and I could have been a Supreme Court justice as far as I'm concerned. She has no She's not a lot. Not even lawyers. She she lawyer. I believe she is gonna be a lawyer, but she You know there's no real time She was a Dean yeah, it doesn't seem hey Hey, Dean you want to be a Supreme Court Justice

1:34:34 She has kind of some radical ideas and you said all we need now, maybe it was about the second amendment about gun rights. You said this only there's one more crazy person in the Supreme Court and then you know everything is going to change And they're gonna take away guns and all kinds of other constitutional rights, and I think they're after Clarence Thomas I think that they are actually after him and that they, I don't know if there's an amendment for Supreme Court justice or we can just get thrown out but i think Clarence Thomas is on his way. Well let's go over this because it kind of fits in with the Totenberg attacks

1:35:15 which are Clarence Thomas related because the right is going after her. Who is Totenberg? Nina Totenberg, the NPR girl who was uh... that did a lot of the stories about Anita Hill and apparently she got clued into and all the crazy things that Thomas did while he was in the office, you know making sexual innuendos because he apparently had an attraction to him. I'll tell ya what let's look good i'm glad we have something complimentary here let me play my clip this is of Lillian McEwen who dated Clarence Thomas for several years before he was nominated to the Supreme Court in 91 all of a sudden she shows up on

1:36:07 Larry King live and this comes after That other woman whose name I forget So now I'm gonna write this book about him. So there's like all kinds of women now popping out of the woodwork saying Oh, yeah The guy's into porn and you know He was crazy and he he's always making sexual overtones And you know Anita Hill was right So, you know when you show up on Larry King this is not an accident. Okay? It's CNN it's Larry King This is not an accident but she has a couple of interesting things to say You dated him Yes For long period time yes for several years Was it serious obviously several year would be serious Yes we were very close But was marriage in the offing Not for me He wanted to get married Possibly

1:36:59 Possibly the other say let's get married. He did ask me if he and his son could move into my house and And therefore we would be living together I said no to that, but you cared for him yes still care from no What ended it? That's a very complicated answer but... Because I couldn't remember. Hold on a second! Why is this, what has this got to do with anything? Current events wise, this is like something so deep in the past This guy has been a Supreme Court Justice for years

1:37:36 This woman sounds like a robot by the way. Yeah, but you know yes no yes No, that's a very complicated answer point of this What is the point of this well? The only point can be to tell everyone that the guy is a kook he's nuts wait You got to listen to this two years to figure this out what kind of an idiot Is she most women three take one look at you and say this guy's a crackpot and be out of there instantly. Then I gotta take two years." Well, she stuck it out with him! Listen listen... I guess the short answer would be that what ended it was that Clarence became not the person that-that I knew when I first met him. Hmmmm.... He changed over time. Changed over 2 years? Or did he change a lot? How'd his health get better? Keep playing. Now well listen... His change, his transformation.. I think he had ODD

1:38:27 Ended it from what to what? Well, he changed in that He first of all stopped drinking There's a there is a mistake well listen to her explanation of it cuz Larry thank God for Larry Kena. Oh Wait a minute how could that be about me? He stopped drinking. I've tried that he drank to excess when i first met him. That should have been a good thing. Oh well, it should have been a good thing but for some people who are binge drinkers and who have been overindulging for many years and who are alcoholics which he might have

1:39:11 For some people, when they quit immediately without counseling or anything else to help them what happens to them is not pretty. This is a great message. I'm receiving his boat bull crap You know when it's if you stop like an expert on the topic the guy stops drinking and so he stopped drinking Well, he was an alcoholic. I think I don't know maybe And when people stop doing that without counseling without your counseling do that without counseling Oh yeah counseling for him That process meant that he became very irritable

1:39:48 very angry, arrogant. Arrogant? Check! Arrogance he throws that in by the way maybe you got that way because you wouldn't let him move into your house ODD, I'm telling you. Short-tempered Asexual ASEXUAL! What? ASEXUAL So then what was all the innuendo about if he's not all of a sudden asexual? Bear with me And obsessed with weird things like um Cellulite Running 10 15 miles in the morning almost in the dark He's running in the dark?! He must be crazy! and

1:40:26 His ambition, I don't know. His ambition may have been... Ambitious? I'm telling you they're going to throw the ODD book at him! ...connected to alcoholism or what he was going through when he stopped drinking but... Wait a minute wait a minute stop stop stop A minute ago she said she didn't know if he was an alcoholic. Now apparently it's fact. Oh yeah, oh yeah. But anyway his ambition... Because she is trying to stick to the script but she is too stupid to remember it all. It became overwhelming to the point where he was giving interviews 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning and then raving and ranting about what was printed about him the next day. Well yeah they were calling him a sex fiend! Long dong silver I haven't forgotten. ...thing. Always on goal

1:41:14 His goal was to be oh, yes listen to King lead her on that's great. He's a Because of course Larry king a has it in the prompter and B You know he prepared Olivia's like and his ambition was too what prompted this? His ambition was to beat you know when at high school play or grade school play When someone is not good at their lines And the other actor will be like and his ambition was to be What was his goal? His ambition was to be... Oh, his goal was... Mr. King you were leading the witness! To be on the Supreme Court That was his goal Yes And your lawyer and we're in associate justice did you think he had the qualifications for the court Let me guess that's a complicated question That's a hard question A complicated question to answer Certainly

1:42:12 being a raving alcoholic for many years. Whoa, hold on a second! Stop the presence... First it was I don't know if he was an alcoholic then he was an alcoholic now he's a raving alcoholic Raving this is what it's a beautiful interview This is unbelievable This is so beautiful as the ministry of truth unfolds Larry literally here's the meeting Larry, I was asleep. What Larry listen we've got a we gotta mess with Clarence Oh So we have a guest Larry We have a guest and you have to make sure that we discredit Clarence Thomas. We gotta get this guy off, and so if she like slips she gotta lead her on a little bit and prompt... He's go the IFB in his ear he's like come on come on come on come on get it get it get it And then finally she is onboard with 30 seconds to go. It was a raving alcoholic! Start it off slow start it off slow

1:43:09 Being a raving alcoholic for many years doesn't disqualify you in the United States from holding high office. Cute, very cute! But the instability and the lack of intellectual curiosity, the inability to sit down and read something and concentrate on it for a significant length of time. That makes it very difficult to do that job. It didn't grow? He didn't grow. He didn't grow. He didn't eat. Well, look, this is preposterous grow. I would say yes, I would say he went backwards

1:43:57 during the time that I knew him and now he became a bully to his child so all of those things meant to me that it was time for me to go. He didn't grow, he was a raving alcoholic! He became a bully did you notice the bully memes in there? Did she say bully? Go back play that last little clip again she says he became a bully to this child. Yes i would say he went backwards During the time that I knew him and he became a bully to his child So all of those things meant to me that it was time for me to go. Okay, so what? Mean galore yeah What have we learned he was a raving alcoholic a bully to his child He went he did not grow he went backwards. He couldn't focus couldn't concentrate didn't have proper He couldn't read didn't have proper counseling get this guy off my court

1:44:52 I think... Wow. And this is Larry King. Thank you, that was a great interview. You did a great job! You can pick up your check on the way out. That's fine, that's a 10-pointer. Thank you. Now I'll give myself and uh... Alright so let's tie this into Totenberg attack Well the Totenberg see this seems to be the battle So they're going after Totenberg so they say okay you're going after Totenberg we're going after Thomas Right It's tit for Totenberg And so Totenberg, they started attacking Totenberg after Juan Williams the black guy who's a liberal got fired from NPR and so they started attacking Totenberg which I think they've always wanted to do because Totenberg is largely responsible for a number of things that are taking place against the right wing.

1:45:38 And let's just listen to the Totenberg attack, which is the latest iteration. Which was just from a day or so ago. Okay so again Totenberg is the... now is Totenberg a journalist? She's a supposed journalist reporter for NPR she's on a lot of news talk shows she's kind of a dingbat I think she's a ditz And she doesn't express herself very well and she's kind of just loony. They want to get rid of her, and I think maybe this part is a little jockeying back-and-forth where people are attacking each other but they're all as proxies! Nobody is just attacking the other party or anything else, they're attacking proxies just to show you know what how much you can push people around. Try this and see how much you can put up with it but it's kind of interesting. A woman named Alicia Shepard says quote NPR values emphasize fact-based objective journalism versus the tendency... It's O'Reilly, you had time to watch him but not Jon Stewart hmm

1:46:32 News media notably Fox News to promote only one side of the ideological spectrum unquote Oh really miss Shepard and why would we even have Juan Williams on in the first place? He's a liberal madam as for objective journalism. Here's NPR reporter Nina Totenberg I don't think i have any Jesse Helms defenders here Nina. Not me, I think he ought to be worried about the uh about what's going on in the good lord's mind because if there is retributive justice he'll get AIDS from a transfusion or one of his grandchildren will get it yeah this is the AIDS that was on NPR right?

1:47:08 No, that was I think on Washington Week in Review or something. It was on another venue but the NPR people claim that whatever venue you're on if you're working for them it has to be acceptable to them right and that's what the argument was against Juan Williams anyway right yeah Stodenberg did apologize those remarks she made in 1995 joining us now to react to the entire frig is Fox News analyst Bernie Goldberg and purveyor of bernardgoberg.com, you know we have the geniuses in our brain room, the Fox News Brain Room go to the NPR website look at all their analysts here's the sheet okay there is one maybe a conservative David Brooks yeah come on he's not really but he's a moderate right everyone else every other analyst is a liberal person and includes Juan who's the next analyst over there but to hear Miss Shepherd it's fair

1:47:56 and balanced over there at NPR. They don't have any ideological bent at all! So where's the Totenberg attack? This is O'Reilly ranting about NPR Yeah, no I know but they kept bringing...they keep bringing Totenberg in as a...and they're targeting her it's pretty obvious when you listen to any of this stuff going on now that she's around You can stop it now The point is that seems to me there's some sort of proxy battle going on here of some sort Well I think its over the Supreme Court Justice and I think it's uh...you know I think it's a you know, valid point. They have hated this guy. That's power! It's power John! They have hated this Thomas character since he got nominated because for one thing he is black

1:48:41 He's black, that's number one. And he is an extreme conservative. He is a black conservative of the highest order and I think Juan William has mentioned it says you know the left wing will not accept any black person who is not a liberal. Sounds pretty racist to me! You think? Yeah. Hey, let's bring something back for a moment here John. It's that time of year again when we have to go out and get our shots like good slaves they're free everywhere almost you can drive by shots you can get shots at work you could get shots in the military shots are everywhere and now we have this fantastic chicken flu shots commercial Once again We face an ancient and insidious foe bent on destroying us I speak of Influenza

1:49:28 But we have a mighty ally. Science to the lab! The first strategy we will test is evasion If the flu virus cannot find me, it cannot eat me Our second strategy isolation Influenza cannot affect me if I am sealed inside this airtight bubble What the? Oh! The third strategy is vaccination. The flu vaccine is safe and effective, it's our best defense against influenza. A bit boring though... That's better! Science! I can't believe they stole our science meme

1:50:21 Yeah, that's terrible. And it said from the Department of Defense. It's the from the Department of Defense This is their public service announcement. It's boring but it will stop the influenza you can't why do they have What why did they have to say? It's safe I mean They never used to say that five years ago there were flu shots flying around no one ever said oh the flu shots safe It was just assumed. Now they have to tell you this? By the way, so I'm going over to the...I'm at the ballpark not to bring it back up The Giants' Ballpark! The Giants are selling flu shots at the ballpark! THE SCIENCE IS IN!!! So i go down the street- IT'S FLU SHOT DAY!! Like we have Bat Day! It's Flu Shot day! YAYYYY!!!! First 10 thousand visitors will get a free flu shot and then I go down to the Safeway store Safeway is selling flu shots

1:51:08 It's all distribution. Even though H1N1 is now actually folded into the seasonal vaccine, and guys like us we're tired of telling you about the potential dangers the testing that hasn't been done I'm not against vaccines but this has not been tested and all the shilling that was done by the World Health Organization to changing to pandemic It's money, money, money. And talking about money... Yes? Here is the segue. Guess who is worth more dead than alive! Well I know I'm worth more dead than alive according to social security. The numbers have come in for 2009, worth more dead than alive numbers Michael Jackson made $275 million dollars dead There you go

1:51:59 Number two, by the way was Elvis. Elvis is still bringing in a cool 60 million a year. Yeah Awesome In fact the only entertainer that made more than Michael Jackson was Oprah all the other major Entertainers made less money than the dead Michael Jackson Do you think Oprah would be worth more dead than alive? No. I don't think so either, I think she's safe. Yeah if Michael Jackson had played his cards right he would be making you know just he blew it! He was hogging this deck. He didn't play well. You can't be worth more dead than alive Don't let it happen to you that my way of looking at things Well I might as well be dead at this point and got no money I'm broke How are you doing? You have to worry about being

1:52:53 being killed for your money. That's for sure, sitting on a bunch of license agreements for songs like you know Imagine by John Lennon going out as an anti-war song being used to sell printer ink So how does this work? First of all they tried to get him on the child molestation charges that didn't work Which by the way is still just like a joke. I saw Bill Maher, uh...I'm trying not to watch the show, I catch it from time to time You know these jokes are still like HAHAHAHA Michael Jackson was more popular than the president when he was on child- when he was being charged for kiddie molestation And you know, but the guy got off He..I'm sorry poor choice of words First of all the guy was asexual, I met the guy there's no sex at all whatever

1:53:40 He was a total setup. He was scammed by people trying to make money off of him he Was cleared of all charges all charges all counts, but still it seems okay for this to be a joke I don't think it's funny You know it's like it's a horrible horrible thing not only not funny But as old true It's it's not funny and its old material But then it was like, oh he's broke. He's got no money you know is yeah quarter billion dollars a year There is story after story if everyone out there remembers this and it was done all over the place And it was the guy would go into a store at someplace in Hollywood and then rack up a huge bill and never pay

1:54:24 Because he was broke. It was the meme, he was broke! Well obviously wasn't broke, sitting on all these licenses that are worth a fortune just wasn't doing anything with all this stuff his assets he was just sitting on I was reading... That's the problem. I was reading a story maybe i told you this last week that Sony Music Publishing is owned at least 50% of not sure if the exact division by the Michael Jackson Foundation Of all of Sony Music Publishing The publisher, he owns half of Sony Music Publishing. No wonder they killed the guy! And you know, he probably had to sign everything and was probably relatively smart I think it was smart when I met him that he's a smart guy and just like fuck this guy let's just kill him yeah good idea and by the way

1:55:11 Where where? Whatever happened to that. We're the guy who apparently killed him with The doctor whatever happened all this gone I don't know reminded if you're one of the things we did first on this show early on in the game When you got your last shot at network cable, that's right MSNBC. I said hey excuse me Um, this was just before the funeral. We gotta revive that clip I think it should be in there we should bring it...I wanna hear it again. I know you can't get to it right now but on the Sunday show we should bring that clip back and just show how far in front we are

1:55:49 On this show, which is why people should help us out by going to Dvorak.org slash NA and donating to the cause here This is a cause It was um... Yeah I will have to uh... yeah I don't think I can find it that quickly No you couldn't find it, I know that you can't I can't find anything But I do have it somewhere but yeah it was- I know we saved the clip Yeah you- But I wasn't on there You were so like, I don't understand why they're not looking into as a MerClick Yeah, never and I even sent to... And then months later after it turns out oh he was murdered Latoya comes out said that they my brother said if they ever kill me if I ever dies because they killed me for the from my catalog. She said it of course Latoya's crazy can't listen to Latoya she's crazy! She wears tight pants so you can see camel toes she's crazy crazy crazy bitch

1:56:37 And I sent the producer a little email, said hey that's kind of funny. I think you had the premiere of someone questioning that. Not like i got an email back! Yeah, they had a scoop. They don't even know what a scoop is nowadays I don't know if it's not on this on the sets you know in the set script that they're handed by the government It's no good. Here's MSNBC by the Democrat Party so we're In process of taking away your alcohol and people are still kind of laughing about that cool ha ha

1:57:14 Mostly people are really happy about smoking and this past week in Santa Clara County in California it is now illegal to smoke in your own home. Yeah That is if you live in a condo apartment or other form of multi-unit dwelling Any adjoining walls multi-unit does the evil smoke will go through the apparently through the Plaster and the wood and everything between the walls, and then seep evil some unnatural way into the next Condo and kill them yeah yep cuz smoke doesn't know where it's going That's the mean there smoke doesn't know where it's I've seen the results in the hospital Smoke smoke to kill you smoke

1:58:06 Residents caught smoking in their homes could face fines ranging from $100 to $500 with three or more violations in a year, publishable as a misdemeanor. I think there should be some Gitmo Nation jewelry for smoking! I think that would be great. You have a little GPS smoke sensor around your ankle... you know what? Why even spend money on it? Why not just strap a smoke detector to someone Just on your head. It's just like a yarmulke, on the top of your head! Alright slave here is your Getmo Nation jewelry we're gonna strap this on your head We don't have the uh... you know The regulations came through a bit too quick we do not have our gear set up yet I'm from BI incorporated I'm just going to strap this smoke detector on your head Here with some gaffer tape And if you smoke it will go off and well no we'll have to come in and penalize you Just uhh....I think this goes a bit too far Ha

1:59:03 Yeah, well there's a lot of people complaining about it. Yeah but it's an actual law... I don't understand how these things get passed! What kind of boneheads are in the city council or whoever did this would actually pass this? Why don't they just find something better to do with their time? How about robberies?! Do something about robberies! You know petty theft, shoplifting There is a concept. There are a lot of things going on that are more important than this. There's a concept. I'd like to go to Gitmo Nation United States of Europe for a moment Haiku Herman had a little he did an unprecedented speech in English. Oh my goodness because of course we know France or Fonza is the official language of the United States of Europe and He opened up The Friends of Europe's annual State of Europe summit with a an eight-minute speech And of course, he is the president of Europe unelected although he was elected by the unelected members So he was kind of elected but unelected officials But he's unelected

2:00:05 And, ooh nice timing 11.16 It's unbelievable Yeah and uh so I will spare you This thing is moving at like 2 miles an hour It's high speed rail! So i will spare you 8 minutes 30 seconds of delicious it sounds like he doing haikus But I will give you the last 40 seconds which is really it all culminates into this. But all these, most of them, also have a budgetary impact. Ladies and gentlemen Mr President the balance of payments on Eurozone is in equilibrium. I love that ladies and gentlemen as the president, as your fearless leader... I am Haiku Herman! I'm going to tell you what we need. Payments on Eurozone are in equilibrium

2:00:52 This isn't the case for other, by other world players. We need more global economic governance. There it is! Global economic governance Yeah they're trying to take away our money Which means the banks should be governing you They already do but now we just need to make it official We want to make it official Excellent. Good job there, Haiku! Hey everyone in Europe how's that Lisbon Treaty working out for you? Yeah. Enjoy that eh? Rockin'. Hitler wins so... What?!

2:01:29 So Eric went to Finland because he had a funeral or some funereal things to do with relatives. And so, he comes back and just got back and so he's irked by the fact that apparently we've been bull-crapped in this country to believe that we have a low tax rate when in fact even though the Finns supposedly have a 65% tax rate it only applies to people making over $1 million dollars a year It is generally around 20%, 25%. Their healthcare system is like you pay $500 a year for health care. And when you go to Russia, by the way they always tell you something bad happens to ya get on a Finnair flight and then go back to Finland and use their system because it's quite good. Everything else is the same thing you can retire...it works fine!

2:02:16 So the question remains is why, why is it so expensive in this country which is supposed to be the cheapest and its not because we have about you know if you really start doing the numbers and fees and licenses all these things that are phony baloney but they're taxes. They're actually taxes in guise of something else How come uh... week we keep buying into this I was we were went to see a comedy show recently and comedian up there says well what great thing about USA is that we have the lowest taxes in the world Well thats no true It's not true. What are you going to do? Go up to him and lecture him, I mean it's just like well he is a comedian Well if your country like Finland You gotta do something to keep people there Have you ever been to Finland? Yeah I have been to Finland It's cold and dark It's depressing in some way but it's also kind of relaxing To get on the snow mobile is hecka lot of fun But that pretty much the extent of it That's true

2:03:16 The saunas, you had to walk around naked with a bunch of strangers. Okay I think i need to trip back get my nation naked sauna so uh... i'll just wrap up with one little fun clip from yale university there's a fracas controversy a big flap over the pledges you know when you want to get into a fraternity in these schools like skull and bones You have to do crazy shit. Yeah, if you saw the the movie The Social Network and of course that is now a global success Then you you kind of understood a little bit what these fraternities were about and yet to do weird stuff And you gotta drink and throw up and stand outside naked So apparently the let me see what is the What is? Trying to find out which fraternity it is Delta

2:04:15 tau epsilon or something it doesn't really matter they have to the pledges who want to get into fraternity have to go around campus with this chant and I'll leave it as my last clip for you. No means yes, Yes means able! What is he saying? I can't... what are they saying, i can't hear it. No, uh, I shall play again for you They're saying no means yes Yes means anal YES! YES MEANS ANAL!

2:04:57 No means yes, yes means anal! You know it's you know I don't have a kid in college but i'd be so proud spending fifty thousand dollars a year to have my kid walk around saying no means yes. Yes means anal this is great What school is this from? Yale This is Yale Yale That figures Isn't that awesome The number of pieces of material directions we can go with that clip especially at Yale. It's Delta cow DKE Delta Kappa Epsilon International has now instructed the Yale chapter to stop all pledge activities until further notice in the wake of the controversial chance. The fraternity's board director strongly condemns the actions taken by some members of our Yale chapter last week, this is not a good thing! By the way in case you're wondering no means yes and yes means anal I'll see ya next week alright

2:06:00 I have a couple things but we can skip them. We'll do it on Sunday, we got a bunch of good stuff coming up. My favorite one is this World Series analyst who happens to be Ozzy Guillen who was the manager of the White Sox and they have him as an analyst on network TV he cannot speak a word of English come up so big all the time. What makes him so special? I think Rive is never going to be a fear, you want him he's the big hitter He always gonna bat when the game is on the line This kid very special I think when you walk into clubhouse When the games on the line and you want that man out there No matter if it's play defense or with the bat in his hands What's gonna happen when he finds out that you picked against him And pick the Rangers to win this thing

2:06:43 It's my friend. He's no why I had to pick somebody because that's my job up here But I hope this get these tears go to seven games all right well so far We hit people in the mouth, so that gives hope to anybody who wants to be a broadcaster absolutely there is hope hey John we could still do it and we will Be doing it again on Sunday yes Please consider supporting our show. I think we've entertained you once again for more than two hours And we appreciate the people, the human resource I should say. In the chat room... Human subjects of course is what you now are according to Fox News and go to Dvorak dot org slash NA if that's not working for you for some reason channel Dvorak dot com slash na might do it and consider supporting the show even if its just a monthly subscription those are actually quite needed or do both!

2:07:41 And coming to you from Gitmo Nation West in the People's Republic of Southern California, suns coming up. I'm Adam Curry. Yeah just the opposite is happening here in Northern Silicon Valley the sun is disappearing! I am John C. Dvorak We will talk again Thursday same time same GitmoNation Bat Channel right here on No Agenda. Hey what's up, Getmo Leprechaun representin'. John turn your speakers up.

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