Topic: School Masking

18 chapters across the catalog

This Actually Happened!
Episode 1722 3:00:14 - 3:02:30

1722: This Actually Happened!

St. George Mask Mandate Protest, School Storming Attempt

Protesters in St. George, Utah, gathered to demand an end to mask mandates, with some calling the virus a "hoax." The situation escalated when a crowd attempted to storm a school building after being asked to move by administrators. Parents argued they should have the right to decide whether their children wear masks, while the school board maintained they were simply following the governor's orders.

Uptick
Episode 1585 2:58:05 - 3:05:51

1585: Uptick

COVID-19 Return Narratives, UMass Memorial Mask Mandate

UMass Memorial and several school districts in Kentucky are reinstating mask mandates and canceling in-person classes due to a reported surge in COVID-19 cases. A new health advisory regarding the XBB variant claims it is more "lethal" and difficult to detect with standard nasal swabs. Critics argue this is a coordinated "script" designed to reintroduce mandates and promote the upcoming fall booster shots.

2022 Best of End of Show Mixes Special
Episode 1508 18:28 - 20:00

1508: 2022 Best of End of Show Mixes Special

United Kingdom Ends Mandatory COVID Certification and Masking

The British government announces the end of mandatory COVID-19 safety certifications and the requirement for people to work from home. Face mask mandates in classrooms and communal areas are also removed, leading to a satirical "rejoicing" montage. The segment includes a student's critical perspective, thanking officials for teaching that "thinking for yourself is overrated" and prioritizing the safety of vaccinated adults over student mental health.

Flexitarianism
Episode 1478 32:11 - 39:29

1478: Flexitarianism

Fox News, CDC Culture and Vaccine Mandates

Fox News reports highlight the CDC's admission that its pandemic performance did not meet expectations regarding testing, vaccines, and school closures. Dr. Mark Siegel noted that the agency's internal culture and "Office of Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity" delayed critical data releases. Despite changing guidelines, some school districts continue to mandate masks for children as young as three.

COVID Medley
Episode 1440 1:17:51 - 1:22:02

1440: COVID Medley

Testing Negative, Mortality Rates, School Reopening Debate

A narrative song describes a person testing negative and feeling strong despite being told they must quarantine. The lyrics cite a mortality rate of 0.002 and criticize the fear-driven news cycle. The discussion moves to the dire debate over reopening schools in the fall, with parents and officials clashing over safety, expenses, and the limitations of N95 masks.

Puppy State
Episode 1429 2:55:19 - 2:57:55

1429: Puppy State

CDC Mask Guidance, School Mandates, Public Transportation

The CDC has updated its masking recommendations, advising that 70% of Americans can stop wearing masks indoors based on local hospital capacity. While mask requirements have been dropped for school buses, they remain in effect for public transportation until at least March 18th. New York City continues to require universal masking in schools despite the new federal guidance.

Guidepost
Episode 1424 26:03 - 32:19

1424: Guidepost

Dr. Leana Wen and the Shift in Masking Science

Dr. Leana Wen appears on CNN to announce a shift in public health recommendations, suggesting that government mandates should transition to individual responsibility. Wen argues that "the science has changed" regarding one-way masking and that case counts are no longer the primary metric for restrictions. She specifically advocates for removing mask requirements for children, acknowledging the developmental and educational costs of long-term masking.

Homeless Apocalypse
Episode 1418 7:30 - 8:56

1418: Homeless Apocalypse

Oakland Student Boycott for Stricter COVID Safety Measures

Students in the Oakland Unified School District organized a petition and boycott to demand improved COVID-19 safety precautions, including weekly on-campus testing and KN95 masks. While the district already provides some testing and masks, the student organizers argue for more comprehensive measures. The hosts criticize the students' demands as an example of mass formation.

Homeless Apocalypse
Episode 1418 8:57 - 11:59

1418: Homeless Apocalypse

Illinois Student Viral Speech Against School Board Mask Mandates

A 13-year-old student in Illinois gained viral attention for a sarcastic speech delivered to her local school board regarding mask mandates. She thanked the board for teaching students that mental health is secondary to the safety of vaccinated adults and for discouraging critical thinking. The speech highlighted the lack of masking requirements in neighboring states like Indiana and Wisconsin.

Frankenjab
Episode 1386 40:48 - 47:14

1386: Frankenjab

New York City, School Employee Vaccine Mandates and CDC Data

A panel of judges cleared the way for New York City to enforce vaccine mandates for all public school employees, with Mayor Bill de Blasio setting a strict Friday deadline. Meanwhile, the CDC released data from Arizona claiming schools without mask requirements were 3.5 times more likely to have outbreaks. Critics argue the term "evidence-based" is being used as a weasel word for circumstantial or non-empirical data.

FAQs 4 Hacks
Episode 1354 19:13 - 29:20

1354: FAQs 4 Hacks

Surgeon General Vivek Murthy NPR Interview Analysis

U.S. Surgeon General Vivek Murthy participated in an NPR interview via Twitter Spaces to address vaccine hesitancy and the 70% vaccination goal. Murthy claimed that vaccine-induced immunity is more robust than natural immunity from prior infection, a statement challenged by skeptics of the administration's narrative. He also advocated for continued masking in schools for children under 12, citing public health safety despite conflicting data on pediatric transmission.

Bug Appetit!
Episode 1351 1:06:45 - 1:08:45

1351: Bug Appetit!

Fremont County Bus Driver, Mask Dispute Incident

A school bus driver in Fremont County, Colorado, was fired and faces criminal charges after being caught on surveillance video slapping a 10-year-old student. The incident reportedly began as a dispute over the student's mask placement. This marks the second time the driver, identified as Bertram Jacquez, has reacted physically toward a student.

Maxinated
Episode 1346 11:42 - 14:03

1346: Maxinated

Austin ISD Mask Policy, Parental Reactions

Austin Independent School District updated its policy to allow students to participate in outdoor activities without masks, provided they maintain social distance. Local news coverage features a parent, Erin Lago, expressing unease over the sudden change in safety protocols with only three weeks remaining in the school year.

Forever Wars
Episode 1338 1:12:43 - 1:15:10

1338: Forever Wars

California School Vaccines, CBS Interview Analysis

California's State Superintendent was questioned by CBS's Margaret Brennan regarding vaccine mandates for students. The interview is characterized as a "Pfizer marketing segment," with the host pressing the official on why he does not have the power to mandate the shots.

Cluster Five
Episode 1319 8:47 - 10:44

1319: Cluster Five

Mandatory Summer School Proposals, White House Mask Mailing Plan

School districts in Virginia and Atlanta are considering mandatory summer school to address the "COVID-19 slide" in student performance. Additionally, reports indicate the Biden administration is considering a plan to mail free face masks to every American household.

Kraken Keeper
Episode 1296 56:12 - 1:01:06

1296: Kraken Keeper

New York School Restrictions, Plexiglass Cages, Mask Fatigue

A New York City schoolteacher detailed the restrictive environment in classrooms, including the installation of plexiglass cages on desks and strict enforcement of mask-wearing. Some teachers have reportedly refused to close windows in cold weather, forcing students to wear parkas indoors. School districts have faced criticism for closing buildings due to "equity" concerns when busing was unavailable, despite parents offering alternative transportation.

Lockdown Face
Episode 1278 34:12 - 37:55

1278: Lockdown Face

St. George Utah Anti-Mask Protest, Media Propaganda Analysis

Hundreds of protesters gathered in St. George, Utah, to oppose mask mandates in schools, with some attempting to enter the school board building. The hosts analyze a local news package from ABC 4 News, criticizing it as propaganda for using a child to debunk the protesters' claims. The segment highlights the tension between parental rights and state-mandated health orders.

Mask Debate
Episode 1264 35:50 - 39:11

1264: Mask Debate

Teachers Unions, School Reopening Disciplinary Policies

Teachers' unions are facing criticism for refusing to return to classrooms, with some linking reopening to broad social justice demands. The Chesapeake school board discussed potential disciplinary actions for students who refuse to wear masks, including phone calls to parents and formal conduct violations. The trend suggests a shift toward homeschooling as parents become disillusioned with the public school system's rigid COVID-19 protocols.