Topic: School Mandates

10 chapters across the catalog

This Actually Happened!
Episode 1722 3:00:14 - 3:02:30

1722: This Actually Happened!

St. George Mask Mandate Protest, School Storming Attempt

Protesters in St. George, Utah, gathered to demand an end to mask mandates, with some calling the virus a "hoax." The situation escalated when a crowd attempted to storm a school building after being asked to move by administrators. Parents argued they should have the right to decide whether their children wear masks, while the school board maintained they were simply following the governor's orders.

Scruples
Episode 1715 2:50:05 - 2:53:43

1715: Scruples

Vaccine Hesitancy, Pediatrician Ultimatums and Hepatitis B

A CBS News segment on "vaccine hesitancy" is critiqued for being scripted and using "shill" parents. The hosts discuss the practice of giving Hepatitis B vaccines to newborns and the "ultimatums" given by pediatricians who threaten to kick families out of their practice if they don't follow the full schedule. They argue that the current system lacks true informed consent.

Uptick
Episode 1585 2:58:05 - 3:05:51

1585: Uptick

COVID-19 Return Narratives, UMass Memorial Mask Mandate

UMass Memorial and several school districts in Kentucky are reinstating mask mandates and canceling in-person classes due to a reported surge in COVID-19 cases. A new health advisory regarding the XBB variant claims it is more "lethal" and difficult to detect with standard nasal swabs. Critics argue this is a coordinated "script" designed to reintroduce mandates and promote the upcoming fall booster shots.

Satchel of Richards
Episode 1517 32:49 - 39:52

1517: Satchel of Richards

Dr. Alok Patel, Triple-Demic and School Masking

Dr. Alok Patel discusses the "triple-demic" of RSV, flu, and COVID-19 on ABC's Good Morning America as children return to school. While Patel notes that flu and RSV cases may be peaking, he warns of rising COVID-19 cases and encourages parents to stay "aware and prepared." The segment also addresses the potential for temporary mask mandates in school districts to curb local outbreaks.

2022 Best of End of Show Mixes Special
Episode 1508 18:28 - 20:00

1508: 2022 Best of End of Show Mixes Special

United Kingdom Ends Mandatory COVID Certification and Masking

The British government announces the end of mandatory COVID-19 safety certifications and the requirement for people to work from home. Face mask mandates in classrooms and communal areas are also removed, leading to a satirical "rejoicing" montage. The segment includes a student's critical perspective, thanking officials for teaching that "thinking for yourself is overrated" and prioritizing the safety of vaccinated adults over student mental health.

Guidepost
Episode 1424 26:03 - 32:19

1424: Guidepost

Dr. Leana Wen and the Shift in Masking Science

Dr. Leana Wen appears on CNN to announce a shift in public health recommendations, suggesting that government mandates should transition to individual responsibility. Wen argues that "the science has changed" regarding one-way masking and that case counts are no longer the primary metric for restrictions. She specifically advocates for removing mask requirements for children, acknowledging the developmental and educational costs of long-term masking.

Homeless Apocalypse
Episode 1418 8:57 - 11:59

1418: Homeless Apocalypse

Illinois Student Viral Speech Against School Board Mask Mandates

A 13-year-old student in Illinois gained viral attention for a sarcastic speech delivered to her local school board regarding mask mandates. She thanked the board for teaching students that mental health is secondary to the safety of vaccinated adults and for discouraging critical thinking. The speech highlighted the lack of masking requirements in neighboring states like Indiana and Wisconsin.

Clippers 'n Whittlers
Episode 1387 16:47 - 18:22

1387: Clippers 'n Whittlers

California School Vaccine Mandates and Governor Gavin Newsom

Governor Gavin Newsom announced that California will be the first state to require COVID-19 vaccinations for all students once the FDA grants full approval for respective age groups. Critics argue the mandate is unnecessary grandstanding given that 70% of the California population is already fully vaccinated. The policy faces opposition from parents concerned about the necessity of the shots for children, while others eagerly await eligibility for younger age brackets.

Frankenjab
Episode 1386 40:48 - 47:14

1386: Frankenjab

New York City, School Employee Vaccine Mandates and CDC Data

A panel of judges cleared the way for New York City to enforce vaccine mandates for all public school employees, with Mayor Bill de Blasio setting a strict Friday deadline. Meanwhile, the CDC released data from Arizona claiming schools without mask requirements were 3.5 times more likely to have outbreaks. Critics argue the term "evidence-based" is being used as a weasel word for circumstantial or non-empirical data.

Forever Wars
Episode 1338 1:12:43 - 1:15:10

1338: Forever Wars

California School Vaccines, CBS Interview Analysis

California's State Superintendent was questioned by CBS's Margaret Brennan regarding vaccine mandates for students. The interview is characterized as a "Pfizer marketing segment," with the host pressing the official on why he does not have the power to mandate the shots.