Topic: Patsies

9 chapters across the catalog

Olive Theory
Episode 1190 57:02 - 1:07:03

1190: Olive Theory

Vocal Fry, Patsy Cline, and the Baby Cry Theory

A deconstruction of Patsy Cline's singing voice by a YouTuber leads to a theory that "vocal fry" mimics the sound of a baby's cry. This "vocal cry" is hypothesized to trigger a primal, reptilian response in listeners, particularly women, leading to deeper engagement. The hosts discuss the backlash received when criticizing female speakers who use this technique, suggesting the defense of vocal fry is linked to an intrinsic maternal instinct.

MADCOM
Episode 971 1:00:39 - 1:02:22

971: MADCOM

The War on Crazy, Gun Control Tactics

The hosts discuss how the mental health narrative is being used as a tool for gun control. They argue that labeling individuals as being "on the spectrum" will eventually lead to a registry similar to sex offender lists, effectively stripping citizens of their Second Amendment rights.

Hitler's Playbook
Episode 906 1:28:55 - 1:30:29

906: Hitler's Playbook

FBI Terrorist Arrest, Missouri Sting Operation, Walmart Incident

The FBI arrested a 25-year-old Missouri man in what is described as a "phony baloney" terrorist sting. The suspect was reportedly encouraged by FBI informants to build a bomb but was arrested prematurely after a domestic dispute at a Walmart. The hosts criticize the FBI for targeting "weak-minded" individuals and providing the funds and motivation for the alleged plots.

Fruity Drinks
Episode 614 14:16 - 17:32

614: Fruity Drinks

FBI Foiled Plots and the Six-Week Cycle Theory

The hosts evaluate a recent FBI operation in Seattle involving Larry Gillette and alleged plots against the Space Needle and Walmart. This event is analyzed through the "six-week cycle" theory, which suggests the FBI frequently sets up patsies in manufactured terror plots to justify budget and authority. The lack of a radicalization angle and the "lone wolf" nature of the suspect are noted as deviations from the typical pattern.

Pilots of Terror
Episode 601 1:15:54 - 1:19:55

601: Pilots of Terror

Toussaint Media Coverage, See Something Say Something

Media reports on the Toussaint arrest emphasize the "see something, say something" mantra. The coverage features YouTube clips of Toussaint and highlights his desire to be on the FBI's Most Wanted list, which critics argue points to his status as a mentally unstable individual rather than a sophisticated threat.

Seven Proxies
Episode 600 1:35:35 - 1:39:54

600: Seven Proxies

Six-Week Cycle, FBI Patsies, U.S. Navy Search Involvement

The "six-week cycle" theory is defined as the cadence at which the FBI allegedly thwarts manufactured terror plots to maintain funding. The hosts question why U.S. Naval ships are involved in searching for a Malaysian plane bound for China, suggesting it is a display of "goodwill" that will be leveraged for future political or military concessions.

Speculation Analysis
Episode 505 2:20 - 4:45

505: Speculation Analysis

North Korea Bombing Threats and FBI Staged Events

The discussion shifts to the lack of public concern regarding North Korean threats to bomb Austin, Texas. The hosts speculate that the government may feel pressured to "light something off" to maintain public fear. They suggest a pattern where the FBI justifies its existence every six weeks by thwarting staged plots involving recruited patsies.

Speculation Analysis
Episode 505 42:37 - 46:20

505: Speculation Analysis

Failed Operations and Janet Napolitano's Media Strategy

The hosts speculate that the Boston bombing was a "bungled operation" originally intended to be pinned on North Korea. They mock Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano for referencing the TV show NCIS during a press conference. They argue the lack of an immediate suspect indicates confusion within the administration and a scramble to manage the narrative.