Topic: Harrison Ford

The segment discusses the establishment's hatred of Donald Trump's direct communication via Twitter. It also features Harrison Ford at the UN praising French President Emmanuel Macron for a $100 million climate contribution. The hosts note that this money comes from taxing French citizens, fueling the "Yellow Vest" protests which receive little media coverage.

A discussion explores the theory that major celebrity deaths are sometimes used to distract the public from failed foreign policy maneuvers, citing Michael Jackson's death during the 2009 Iranian Green Revolution. The hosts jokingly speculate on which high-profile pilots, such as Tom Cruise or John Travolta, might be "next" if current Iranian regime change efforts fail.

Adam Curry reviews the film Blade Runner 2049 after seeing it at the Bullock Museum IMAX theater. He criticizes the movie for being excessively slow and nearly three hours long, noting that Harrison Ford does not appear until late in the film.

John Dvorak provides a critical review of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, noting the excessive amount of running in the film. He praises the performance of Daisy Ridley but criticizes the plot holes and the use of practical effects versus CGI. Despite warnings, Dvorak reveals major spoilers, including the fate of Han Solo and the parentage of the new villain, Kylo Ren.

Actor Harrison Ford issued a public warning about the disastrous consequences of climate change for future generations while promoting the new Star Wars film. Ford stated that while the planet will survive, humanity faces an existential threat if collective action is not taken.

Actor Harrison Ford successfully performed an emergency landing on a golf course in Venice, California, after his vintage World War II trainer aircraft suffered an engine failure. Audio of Ford's calm distress call to Santa Monica airport is analyzed, with aviation experts praising his skill in avoiding residential areas during the descent.

The aviation charting company Jeppesen created a custom, official-style approach plate for "Gitmo Nation International Airport" as a gift for one of the hosts. This specialized document features show-specific terminology like "Crackpot Command Center" and "Ministry of Truth Tower." Only a few individuals, including Harrison Ford and Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger, have received similar personalized charts from the company.

The "biodiversity" meme is identified as the successor to global warming in environmental propaganda. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is co-hosting a climate summit at UC Davis featuring Harrison Ford, which the hosts link to the marketing campaign for Ford's new movie, *Morning Glory*. They argue that celebrity involvement in environmental summits is often timed to coincide with film releases to maximize media exposure for both the cause and the actor.

Actor Harrison Ford has emerged as the leading celebrity advocate for the biodiversity movement, attending the summit in Nagoya. Ford called for a "groundswell" of public opinion similar to the civil rights movement and urged the U.S. government to provide more funding. The hosts mock Ford's transition from playing CIA agents to acting as a "King" for environmental causes.

A Conservation International advertisement featuring Harrison Ford getting his chest hair waxed is criticized for its "mixed metaphor" regarding the destruction of the Amazon rainforest. The hosts examine the organization's audited financials, noting they have relatively small assets compared to their global influence. A comparison is made to the Clinton Foundation, which has reportedly missed deadlines for filing its IRS 990 forms.