Super Duper Space Wrench

00:00 The recording there we go so recording has started for those of you listening to the podcast this is another Show done with minimal resources, so cannot edit after the fact What's you hear is what you get and remember if you see something say something I got a nice note from Guy said oh. I love it when you play the unedited although We never added but He's from the Opera Now podcast. He was totally getting off on the fat bitch Just goes to show we please all sorts here Well, I guess that's my cue

01:09 it. Camp MoFo coming to you today from the land of enchantment, the great state of New Mexico. In the morning everybody! I'm Adam Curry and from Northern Silicon Valley where I stay...I'm John C. Duvall-Hackett It's Crackpot & Buzzkill in the morning! Yeah, your a leave behind, a takeaway, a folder, a brochure left in California Help me! yeah we're uh

01:54 in New Mexico. You're heading out? Yeah! You're out of town, you are out of the state of California Yes we are completely gone to lagoo And let me tell you, John, it took a little bit longer than we expected to leave Southern Kentucky. So basically you're still in Palm Springs? Actually that's what we wound up doing We wanted to leave right after the show and it was just like wow! Even the guys were like...the movers I don't understand! I counted 237 boxes but now you have 342 You counted wrong then the first time

02:30 And so we didn't actually leave the house until like 5.30 or something and of course, 5.30 in Southern California it took us two hours just to get to Riverside It was horrible The traffic was totally crap So uh...we decided to drive to Palm Springs that was the first night at uh...oh what's it? The Riviera Hotel & Spa Resort which is hilarious bunch of old guys trying to hit on the only three women there I'm telling you and they were all hammered Snake I want to see my snake so then we We got up next morning. We drove we drove we drove we drove to right by Mesa, Arizona what is that? They're just south of Mesa and

03:29 Tucson? No, no no. I can't remember now You went the southern route Yeah because we were so late and you know not knowing really got to start boogieing We gotta start rolling Why don't have to be there till Tuesday yeah i know but you remember that we had this little thing that we do called what is it oh yeah a show which mean your mickey had the only thing she produced in advance was this hotel in uh... right by white sands new mexico and she found a place uh... well she called and he said hey look you know we need great wifi they made sure we had the room right near the the wi-fi transmitter because of course i brought the whole mobile studio so I set it up last night, got six megabits up six megabits down. I'm like this is awesome then of course I realized that I'd neglected to bring along my USB hub

04:25 Don't you hate it when that happens and you look at your computer and go like, I have three chords that need to go in. And I only have two holes! This is not good So then last night around 9 o'clock I'm running around trying to find the best buy or radio shack finally finding one Get the hub By the time all was said and done I am totally ripped I'm so tired Then there's this little time change Oh yesterday by the way first border control about a hundred and fifty miles from the border I'm sorry what yeah so you know what white sands are in the the White Sands in New Mexico you've heard of them they're white sands yeah it's white sand essentially and Mickey really wanted to see it to take pictures and they have this four o'clock

05:20 Sunset stroll and they have a you know, a ranger takes your you know one of the one of those lesbian RV volunteers Who are great by the way? And so we like, you know going down route and of course everyone here in this town The closest town nearby says oh it's about 45 minutes. Yeah. Yeah Well, it's about how long does that all the time? It's hour-and-a-half I'm doing 95 on On Route 70 And then all of a sudden it's like, you know, slow down. Like the road closes and there is a border patrol checkpoint with cameras... I mean not just couple cameras John, I'm talking biometrics license plate facial recognition infrared The whole thing! And we're like oh we are totally going to miss this tour

06:07 And I'm like, okay. I'm just gonna stay really really calm if it had been any other circumstance I would have made a big deal about it and what they do is they you know You roll down your window and they say can ask you what nationality? You are now of course I don't have to answer that question Of course I don't have to answer that question at all where's not right but you know tell them this screw off If, as I said if it were different circumstances. I would have said What are you? So but you know like so am i yeah But what are you Yeah but What's it to you It's real and its 150 miles from the border and it's border patrol what nationality Are You so of course I immediately throw Mickey under the bus she's dutch She's not American

06:59 It's like And he's like can I see your papers please and Mickey Mickey is so she's so obedient. She's like here Like hmm Oh status Hmm Mickey says yes, I'm an actor and the guy literally goes oh You and my It was a... again under any other circumstances I would have said no, you know or just said what who cares? You can do it. I don't feel like telling you what I am They don't have the right to ask that and then of course you get into the whole you know Am i being detained in my free-to-go and my free-to-go That's the way he's supposed to handle it but it was total like wow Ausweispita! Let me see your papers

07:57 And Mickey was freaking out, it was kinda cute. She's like... Cause he's like where-where is your extension? It's in there! Uhh.. We can't find it why don't you park over in slot number two while we check Horrible Gitmo Nation man Anyway In the morning to ya John from uhh The Land of Enchantment In the morning you in the morning all ships and sea boots on the ground feet washing up on shore and Boots in the air. Yeah, and of course all of our human resources in the chat room at no agenda stream calm No agenda, no agenda chat net coming to you today actually from a 3g connection because of course this morning The six megabit up six mega bit down had become like 60 kilobits

08:46 So I'm literally on the tethered iPhone now and just sucks. Yeah, of course it sucks But what are you gonna do like jump up and down and ask the IT expert to go fix it? No And after I have to say all things considered, I think I'll just knock on some wood Sounding pretty good on a 3g so far yeah does sound good so far anyway So I'm sure that you've done a lot more work than i have, but I've been following a couple things in particular. The most interesting of course is Berlusconi if we look at Euroland which is now the official title. Berlusconi resigned as prime minister and of course

09:40 All the slaves are all happy and they're playing Bella Ciao, you know Bella Ciao? Probably. Yeah, Bella Ciao is this song it's like their Partisano song They sang in 1943 Bella Ciao, Bella Ciao, Bella Ciao You know the song right still when they sang when they strung out Mussolini by his feet Exactly And so it's completely inappropriate. Here is 40 seconds of the BBC just to lead into the big joke of all this. So you're seeing like hot looking Italian chicks by the way on the street drinking, everyone honking their horn hanging out the windows of their Fiat 500s like

10:28 And the technocratic government will get some support but people will also be a bit sceptical about seeing some familiar faces possibly in Italy's next government. Yes, as you say there Silvia Berlusconi is gone but the country's financial crisis remains what happens next for Italy? Well, we're now in a situation where Mario Monti is going to need a government of national unity similar in some way to what's going on in Greece. And European allies will be very pleased about that development and they'll be much more reassured and I think the market can probably give some indication about it over the next few days. Okay couple of key points here first of all their general consensus

11:15 that there will not be an election right off the bat, but they will put the technocrat Mario Monti in as prime minister. Now Mario Monti's nickname is Super Mario and there's a reason for that. He can do the full Monty! No he can bounce off of mushrooms and do all kinds of cool stuff But first of all... Yeah I bombed That was yours over your uh my joke was over your head What's the idea? no i gotcha I got it I got the full monty The next piece of information is this whole technocrat thing. This is what happened in Greece and I looked up the definition of technocrat

12:03 And it is an expert in some technology, especially one in a managerial or administrative role. I believe this is kind of what the United States of Europe and Euroland want right? They just want professional guys who are schooled in economics or maybe political science they just want them to run the show and do whatever they ask them to do That which reminds me to mention to the book club, the No Agenda Book Club for people who put on the book club. The Technological Society by the French sociologist Jacques Elluel who had predicted this would be the trend in Europe and I think this book was written in the 1960's Oh really? Oh good! I'll put that in show notes thats cool

12:48 Anyway, so a very quick consultation of the book of knowledge and it appears that just like in Gitmo Nation falafel, Gitmo Nation pasta is now part of the global banker takeover. Please pay attention to my friend Super Mario Monty who completed his graduate studies at Yale University! Of course home to skull and bones And then he did a couple things at University of Turin and let's see, he is the first chairman of Breugel, a European think tank. He is also the European Chairman of the Trilateral Commission! Oh boy... He is also a leading member of the Bilderberg Group! Yeahhhhhh! To top it all off, he is an international advisor to Goldman Sachs and the Coca-Cola Group

13:40 This is the guy you want running your country? Yeah, if you want to run up the price of Coca-Cola stock. But seriously! The bankers are moving in they're moving it anywhere this is a brilliant move well we're all like looking at austerity measures and what does that mean? The bankers are moving in and this by the way this Goldman Sachs thing is not coincidental You know Endemol? Endemol who of course produces Big Brother, which is in I don't know 8 million countries worldwide and The Voice and there's a couple other shows. Do you know that That was purchased or actually repurchased partially by John Lemel who started the company by his investment firm cert along with Mediaset Berlusconi's Company And there it is Goldman Sachs

14:34 Now what happened four days ago when it looked like Silvio was going to have to resign, which of course is now a fact. His Mediaset stock tanked so badly they had to halt trading. The problem is that Endemol purchased it for $2.3 billion in the leverage buyout and bought from Telefonica and the thing has bankrupt Because they couldn't create another big brother. Like, duh! That's a once in a lifetime so I guess they expected to do like three or four of those a year or something like that and so they're trying to restructure their debt which is owed to banks Time Warner came along two days ago said we'll give you a billion for the whole thing

15:26 And I think there's no coincidence that we've got a Goldman Sachs inside because you know the only reason Berlusconi media said stock was so high or doing so well is because he controlled everything. He could just say, I'll just put my own shows on state television who gives a crap? I'm the ruler here! Well all your doing is reminding everyone that there was an obvious short opportunity... That we missed that we miss by a mile. I'm sorry, well it was traveling! Alright anyway here's the austerity measures that are put in place Human Resources of Gitmo Nation Pasta congratulations your value-added tax now goes from 20% to 21%. And although this is of course as played in the media as oh just a little 1 percent rise Of course its actually a 5 percent rise in the cost of everything

16:18 This is this is the stuff that I love looking at because you go from 20 to 21 percent people like it's just 1% But one whole percentage point of 20% unless my math is off John is 5%. It sounds more like 2% To me. Is it two percent? Well, one person who was two percent. It would be 10%, wouldn't it actually 1% of 20% is fine as Point two percent now no Not 1% of, it goes from 20 percent to 21%. Yeah. Okay? Let's just do it in half if the VAT was 10%, then it would go up to ten and a half percent which would be a half percent. No I see what you're saying. You're saying that one point is 5% of twenty. Yeah! Well thats true but that doesn't mean overall its five percent I don't think.

17:19 That the total increase of tax that you're paying on all goods is a 5% increase over what it was. Does that not make any sense? No, doesn't make any sense at all Yeah I think it does! The increase is five percent The increase of the tax. Yeah, the increase of the... But not the overall increase? No! So if I'm buying something for $100 and now I'm paying 20% VAT that means I'm paying twenty dollars Now if I am buying something for a hundred dollars and I'm paying 21 dollars That is not a 5 percent increase over twenty dollars. It's more than a dollar. It's a five percent increase overall

18:09 No, it's a 5% increase of the tax itself. Yes! Of the tax itself correct? Yeah but it is not a five percent increase on what you're paying out. NO! I understand that... Well then it's not that big if it's only a dollar. It is! Oh yeah let's go to $100,000 then how much is it then? Well it's a little more. Okay all right it's a five percent increase in tax is what it is there will be an increase in fuel prices Sales of state property, haha! A freeze on public sector salaries until 2014 which is probably a good thing. Here's the one that's interesting the retirement age for women in the private sector will gradually rise from 60 to 65 Which will be on par for men I didn't know that women got a break in Italy. I guess for some reason they could retire early

19:03 And then, uh... and then there's two zingers. I'm looking at the spreadsheet Oh is it in? Hello Hello? JC came barreling in to say VATS or this is a problem with VATS is not just the one point it's just that everything that gets exchanged. Yes, JC was very smart kid. Wholesale retail. Yes everything! Between up and down the chain which is pretty elaborate in countries like Italy 21 points right which and he's a very smart kid buzzkill jr. That's your bad I'll agree with that any bigger doesn't help rise make it under percent that would take care of the problem Well, they're on their way check this out there will be a special tax on the energy sector well guess who's gonna be paying for that? That's an easy one yeah, I think we'll just pass this on and now here's the one that's really scary

20:02 Measures to fight tax evasion will be strengthened including a limit of 2,500 euros on cash transactions. No more cash for you! How about that huh? Well everyone's gonna head that way you watch Yeah but that...that's what I'm saying Of course we're going to get that here too We're gonna get our austerity measures They've always been talked about There was a number of news stories recently About how some uh... recycling companies and and use clothing places can't do not be able to take action discussed on this very show is a lot in that was it was indiana thing was indiana now i don't know where i came here were well we talked about it which are ridiculous and we talk about on the show night gashes king he should people should you have to deal with that yeah so they'll be a limit you can't even be walking around with more than twenty five hundred euros

21:00 It's uh... You can't be walking around with more than 2,500 euros? Well of course! If you get stopped they'll be like hey what are you gonna do with that?! That has been going on in this country. They've been pulling people over and if they see they have a bunch of cash with them they confiscate the cash yeah This is a huge scandal in United States it doesn't really exist yet. It has actually been discussed on some other news shows and there was just well so what? Whatever credit cards are easier So we're actually when we were at that border crossing it was kind of frightening. In the back I have my, uh... We have like- It wasn't a border crossing! The Border Control. Yeah? It says U.S. Border Patrol your Department of Homeland Security at work. We had five boxes of booze which the shipping company wouldn't take

21:53 Right. And we have my pepper plants in the back I'm sure there's some rule that you can't be driving around with plants, I'm sure there's something illegal about it. In California it's more of a problem than out of California By the way We stopped at a couple gas stations on the way obviously And I see nothing but, you know cars loaded down with families like you know with grandma on the rocking chair on the top like The Beverly Hillbillies. Everyone's like getting out of California Literally just in my anyway and he talks to us the opposite of the 30s. Hey talk to him and you talk to him on You know while your lawyer there filling up

22:38 And like, yeah I'm tired of being poor. I'm leaving California! Oh wow it's really bad huh? Anyway so Gitmo Nation pasta congratulations you're all celebrating you're all drinking but the real shit is about to hit the fan and they have no idea So it'll be a very short-lived celebration I'm sure when you see that your cost of living is just going up 5% overall and then we get special taxes on energy sector, and gasoline prices are going up. And don't walk around with any cash! This is really horrible...and it's not gonna make any difference. Euroland is coming down baby Max Kaiser did a fantastic report in Greece It's in the show notes at 356.nashownotes.com

23:34 and it's like 14-15 minutes. And he is talking to all these guys who have the actual documents of the Troika, the IMF, the European Central Bank and the European Starfleet Command Commission. Apparently they got this money from primarily the IMF They are not allowed to get money from anywhere else that is one of the stipulations so they can't go to China and say hey could you hook us up? So now they have to continue to borrow from the IMF And every single piece of Greece, every single asset is collateral including the people. Uh-oh! Yeah that's a good one they're essentially enslaved and Kaiser deconstructs it you know with the credit default swaps that Goldman Sachs hid while they were in order to get Greece to join the Euro land union It was essentially a setup

24:32 They were completely set up and you watch, you know. You want a piece of the Parthenon? I think it's on sale. Anyway... I can go for the lower third We should put a Starbucks in there! It would look good So um So we do have a lot of people to thank and I want to get the executive producers out of the way. Okay, before we get too far into this show because we have a lot of people that thanks our middle segments can be long and if you don't mind no no people on the podcast actually enjoy it cuz they like to do the donations at double speed and it's still funny or double speed

25:23 So what do we do here? Oh, this of course is post 1111 everyone was dipping into the karma pool. Of course This is gonna be all right gotcha excellent So let's thank our we have we have one two three four five one two, three four. One two three four five Yeah executive producers and three Three nights actually one of them is Baron von Pelsmarkers donating for the third Free knighthood that will still working on how to give this away uh... nobody actually hit the eleven eleven eleven eleven eleven eleven seconds or whatever it was and i have come up with this idea because we actually keep you know which is to be cancer a dart at the board of everybody's name on

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28:08 Go deities, please give some karma to all the donors in a no agenda show best podcast in universe calm Thank you so much karma Baron von Pell smockers that we would be In the poor house without you. Thank you exactly sir Stephen van der hov funder have it and Hava I'm thinking he's Dutch. Sester Steven, Bellhoven in North Carolina says In the morning please give karma to my boss Mike as he injured his arm on the job Okay hold on You've got karma

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31:49 I will do my best to stop propagating that formula. Have a safe trip, Adam and Mickey congrats on becoming Texans it's 1111. And I do have a couple clips that I want to play before we get off this segment. Or actually, we can play in the halfway through. Well can't we just tell everyone where they can go if they want to help support the show? Wait a minute! Yeah, well we'll play there but I got two more associate executive producers. Oh alright. But you wanna do the clips in between? That's cool

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33:18 Yeah, okay. I'm out of time fluxed oh Oh boy give you one for that all right of course Everyone is cashing in on the big 111111 karma Which is great by the way these square root of? 1111 1111 at 1111 a.m.. Is one two three four five six seven eight nine zero nine eight seven six five four three two One dot two Wow yeah Did you know that So I actually took a moment at 11111 of course it was my local time whatever it was when we were on the road and Just enjoyed the flow of it. So it was a very magical moment everyone's cashing in which of course means Donations will suck for the next couple of weeks, so please remember your happy podcasters here We do try to bring you the best podcast in the universe each and every single time we do it Which is twice a week?

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35:45 As a reminder, it is dvorak.org slash nachanneldvorak dot com slash na noagendashow dot com and noagenadnation dot com and you can click on the donation buttons in any of all these places And I would like to point out that your donation actually does keep the show literally on the road as we are moving eastwards towards Austin Texas And, uh... well here we are. I slept only four hours last night still were on the air we're doing it on a 3G will do anything it takes to bring you your bi-weekly dose of the good stuff So I'm looking at the map here in Arizona and see where you are No, I mean New Mexico Yeah, I am looking at the map here in New Mexico and see where you are You're just outside Las Cruces That's exactly where we are Do you know what the white sands are made up by way?

36:35 Sand no gypsum made out of glycerin gypsum. Yeah, originally Glycerin you're right gypsum that's it gypsum yeah It's the largest pure gypsum dune in the world It's pretty amazing and it has like those desert waves in it because of the wind that goes over it And it's like no they have dune buggy rides I think there's an issue with that But I know there were kids on like sleds you can sled on this sand looks like snow. Yes, I'm looking at pictures of it now It's beautiful white sands National Monument. It's one of the natural wonders and 75 square miles of gypsum That's right if you need some bring a bucket You put it that way doesn't sound all that exciting

37:26 270 square miles of pure gypsum. If you get the road that goes through it, it looks like you're going through snow Yeah! It's exactly like snow. It's beautiful...it's a mind mesh. It's really cool I'm glad we did it. Where does that gypsum come from? How does this happen? We have all these crazy sites in the United States, how do you get 275 square miles of gypsum there? Yeah well unfortunately... But how many trucks did it take to deliver it? I'll tell ya! So unfortunately we were about 20 minutes late for the sunset stroll so we missed that part of the explanation but... Wait a minute, how could you be twenty minutes late?! You were all timed out! We were at the border patrol

38:05 Oh those yeah, those boneheads they delayed us so we had to run to catch up and it was funny because Ranger Eileen she's like all right does anyone know how these you know she was talking about the dune footprints You know it looks like if you were to look from above It looks like this big footprint in the dunes And she's like alright Does anybody know how these were created and someone says wind. She says yeah That's part of it anyone else no and I go aliens She's like, did you get a big laugh for that? Yeah I did. And she said you're on the wrong tour

38:43 You need to keep driving to Roswell. Roswell's just up the road! It is, yeah unfortunately we're not able to go that way because now were so behind we gotta head down continue down south So there are two knights a knight and a dame that we wanted to visit but they're almost...they're near Albuquerque And it would take hours to get back and forth They're in Clovis Yeah well if you look at the map its east of... No we're near Albuquerque Its east of Albuquerque Yeah, but it's not near Albuquerque. It is also east of LA! It's not near LA... It's west of New York I can't go there- No but it's the same height look how far up we'd have to go yeah But it would take you right through Roswell. I can't believe you're not going through Roswell Do you want a show on Thursday?

39:33 I'm just asking. From my own perspective, how you who bring this issue up every time or every other show usually the second half of the show hopefully can not go to Roswell and feel the vibe? I'd love too but yeah i would prefer to see our nights over Roswell but I can't do it we're on now we're on a timetable from Las Cruces to Austin? Yeah that's probably... How long does it take? That's another 10 hours You could make it there tonight. No, dude! Look by the time this show is over dude... Dude? It'll be one o'clock here because you know we have an hour ahead of you. What are we going to drive until 11? You got two drivers. The distance between Las Cruces and Austin is 549 miles Yeah in a straight line but you have to go down and then take the 290. It's another 10 hours All right

40:39 By the way, you're not gonna go down Juarez and insult the Mexican gangs? Hey John! Two words. Blow me How about this I'm looking at the map You're going to go to Carlsbad And go to Carlsbad Caverns The Range Rover by the way Uh...I have to take it back With a new suspension What a cruiser What a cruiser It's awesome Knock on wood that I don't want to invite the bogeyman in Wow Think really yeah, I was beautiful. All right I was doing like a 95 100 going to the White Sands and you know Like it was like we were doing 50 who just felt beautiful That's a cruiser. It's great. Well that's what the new suspension Yeah, yeah So um i'm driving these bills you get me you get those things in pulled put the new suspension in yep all right Play some clips because I can barely talk. I'm so tired Oh, I didn't get any clips for this show Please you jest

41:46 So let's see, I got too many cli- I got a lot of clips. uh... well by the way there's one good lesson that's get these eleven eleven clips out of the way i did have a line item put it on your budget more all my other sports guy did a whole show on eleven eleven and he counted down right to eleven eleven eleven eleven in it was for it was actually quite amusing and maybe i'll play in the future but by will play today but this is interesting played baby boom does a baby boom that took place on eleven eleven at the local hospitals now await why do you think that is Uhhhh... Because people had sex?

42:25 Play the clip. We were hoping the day would bring them luck and it would be an easy anniversary to remember The chapels say the number of weddings came close to 777 but did not pass it Well here in the Bay Area people were celebrating new additions to their family on this numerical day Doctors at Alta Bates Hospital weren't surprised about yesterday's baby boom especially because nine months ago was Valentine's Day Okay, heyo! Yeah that makes sense Yeah, it makes nothing but sense. It's in our culture is we have sex once a year on Valentine's Day That's what we do. You get a baby boomer 11-11-11. That's what we do There's another one if you want to play the other 11-11-11 story But the parents of Elisa King and Michael Moore will be pleased to know that couple didn't just pick this day Poor kid... Michael Moore's kid?

43:18 What's the guy named Michael Moore? Oh, okay. Out of thin air turns out that number 11 has some meaning. We were long distance for a while and so it was a nice reminder at 11am in the morning and 11pm to just think about each other Nathan and Dawn Adams-Vree simply thought that date had a nice ring to it kind of like a wedding bell. Actually she wants to get married on the first of this year so 1111 I thought it'd be better if we make it all symmetrical, eleveneleveneleven None of the eleven couples said they chose the date for its significance as a once in a century palindrome but Dylan and Stephanie Todd did find the date full of symbolism We were saying eleven-eleven-eleven making a joke that you're the only one for each other

44:07 We picked all the ones we could find. And if you want to hear something truly mysterious, turns out the city wasn't even planning for 11 couples! We had 12 and then one person cancelled then we had somebody else call and so were back up to twelve and they cancelled as well so were back down to eleven. Eleven, eleven, eleven, eleven, eleven, eleven, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, E It's great. Listen, it's beautiful how it ends. This one guy did this like the Queen video Right Hold on let me fast forward to the end I love this Here comes

44:55 So nice. So what's our next palindrome? 11-12-11 No, no 1122. I think that's actually more interesting because you have a one one two two one one it's kind of a It's balanced and it's got it just great And there's not gonna be at 33 and there's no zero zero so it's less and after that it's 1212 1212 right hmm And then there's wait isn't there twelve? No 2121. I don't know what do I know oh

45:50 Somebody in there I guess in one of the chat room says that they're if you the square root of 1111 is actually 3333 3333 forever. Yeah hmm Coincidence, I think not all right well that was great John that was some great information Thank you for that. Well. You know it's always interesting as message going so Did you watch a debate last night because of course? I couldn't watch it Yes, I did and I have some clips and it was it was amazing I got the Gingrich clip which i think you have as well that blew me away and like oh, I hope you watch it because I want to hear how this was. Was this CBS? Yeah, it was CBS and it was in conjunction with the guy who owns that same group that Vivek Kundra worked for Oh really yeah isn't that interesting

46:45 Other that other guy moderator the the moderator douche. Yeah, that guy yeah Interesting okay? The whole thing was weird why no the Republican National Convention the party by the way how many times is Ron Paul called on I already saw the news reports and once 89 seconds I think he got out of out of a two-hour show Yeah. I mean, that's ridiculous! This is my question... So the RNC which is the party if you will they determined they're gonna have 30 debates who who's producing that? Endemol? Who came up with this idea to do all this and by the way it's not a debate they are debating the moderators this whole thing with Newt Gingrich is like the moderator arguing with him They are supposed to argue each other

47:38 Every time they tried to do that, the guy jumped in and took over. So I got a couple things here... First of all let's set the stage this was after but there were two things that most of it was boring They talked about Iran and then Santorum went on and on and on Here lets start with that then Santorum wants more covert activity Play the Santorum thing And you get a feeling for the Iran debate Everyone is like oh Iran is going to kill us Oh hold on a second Okay, that's true by the way sure that happens I hope I Hope that some of the things that I've talked about here and news thing that I've been talking about for a while Which is covert activity there have been scientists turning up dead in Russia and it We were been reporting on that for so long He goes on and on about covert act how covert is it yeah

48:32 If you're reporting on it. It's not very covert, is it Rick? Computer viruses there have been problems with our facility I hope that the United States has been involved with that. I hope that we've been doing everything we can covertly to make sure that program doesn't proceed forward and if We're lucky enough and I'm not sure we will be That if no action is taken Oh shut up! My laser beam. I'm focusing my frothy laser beam on that. How come they gave him so much time? Here's another one, let's play another- No... He had another one?!

49:14 Yeah, but he had two or three of them. He was given all kinds of time play the Rick Santorum and this is the one that's interesting listen to this and it could be clip his name Rick Santorum makes no sense And listen to this logic you go What is he talking about? The guy's in idiot that we're gonna be dealing with here in this year and that's the issue of Iran getting a nuclear weapon I think everyone should have the opportunity answered that question Particularly me. I've been working on Iran since back in 2004 and i proposed exactly the things that Herman and Mitt Romney suggested which was to give money to the rebel forces there, to help the pro-democracy movement and put tough sanctions in place. I was opposed by President Bush

49:57 And yet we were able to overcome that and pass the Iran Freedom and Support Act. I was able to get that done, then President Bush didn't provide money for the pro-democracy movement AND President Obama cut that money! We have a situation that's different...I disagree with Newt. More sanctions and providing more support for the pro-democracy movement isn't going to be enough in time. Wait a minute. This is like a kid that has at show-and-tell goes up and talks about his vacation And then we and then we went to the campground, and then before we left We had we took our pets and the pet had to poop but then the campground was flooded in what a idiot He says Bush didn't give us any money and then Obama cut that money yeah Thanks for that oh

50:49 You know just on Iran disagree with nudity, but meanwhile he agreed with him It's like it's just the guy is a rambling buffoon on Iran for a second one of our Farsi speaking producers checked in Remember we had that BBC translation I think was in the last show where the ABC translator said we want to thank them will defeat them through our software and Right. So, um... Hi guys! I was listening to your show last week and since i'm Iranian I can understand the Farsi language in the clip you played at the end of last show. Um... Oh wait hold on before you go on let me guess it was mistranslated? Oh yeah oh yeah he says uh well so he gives us the the Farsi which I can't even begin to pronounce and then he says here's a translation there's one bit I couldn't hear because the translator talked over

49:57 And yet we were able to overcome that and pass the Iran Freedom and Support Act. I was able to get that done, then President Bush didn't provide money for the pro-democracy movement AND President Obama cut that money! We have a situation that's different...I disagree with Newt. More sanctions and providing more support for the pro-democracy movement isn't going to be enough in time. Wait a minute. This is like a kid that has at show-and-tell goes up and talks about his vacation And then we and then we went to the campground, and then before we left We had we took our pets and the pet had to poop but then the campground was flooded in what a idiot He says Bush didn't give us any money and then Obama cut that money yeah Thanks for that oh

50:49 You know just on Iran disagree with nudity, but meanwhile he agreed with him It's like it's just the guy is a rambling buffoon on Iran for a second one of our Farsi speaking producers checked in Remember we had that BBC translation I think was in the last show where the ABC translator said we want to thank them will defeat them through our software and Right. So, um... Hi guys! I was listening to your show last week and since i'm Iranian I can understand the Farsi language in the clip you played at the end of last show. Um... Oh wait hold on before you go on let me guess it was mistranslated? Oh yeah oh yeah he says uh well so he gives us the the Farsi which I can't even begin to pronounce and then he says here's a translation there's one bit I couldn't hear because the translator talked over

51:43 Quote well one report from America. We thank you for thousand and then in unintelligible for atomic bomb for the world destroying He said nothing he said the word for software in Farsi is software He said not at not at any point of the Ahmadinejad guy say software He says that just the translations they thanked America for some report They came up with themselves and thanks to America The world will be destroyed or trashed So, BBC intentionally or not lied. This was not the translation of what Ahmadinejad said In fact, Ahmadinejad was complaining about this probably farcical report Or I read the report doesn't say that Iran has a nuclear weapon It says we think they do which is what people have been saying since 2003

52:38 And we got a treasure trove of documents from Gaddafi's compound in Libya that proves it. Please! Please! Alright, so Santorum of course probably wants to get in the New York Times because they've been just doing... two days ago they had four stories about Iran I think is because Syria is just off You know, Russia has now said that they're going to supply weapons to Syria because there's no embargo. And they're gonna honor their agreements? So...there is no way! Syria is off the map New York Times has not written about it It's all about Iran I guess Well actually they put Syria on the front page of this morning Sunday paper Oh nose

53:26 But it wasn't done as a didn't seem like a triggering story It seemed like a story of you know, everybody wants something to happen in Syria. But we're still not we're still not We're not turning the switch. Hmm. It's hard to explain it but that's pretty much the way I interpreted it Okay. Well so it's we're still on track with white No Syrian invasion despite what Lucifer wants? I guess it's straight to Iran now That's what everybody wants because they've got software software douche all right anymore so anyway this guy was a they all started off with his anti-iran that was already more than Ron Paul got to speak that wasn't that was like two minutes right there so Ron Paul got in on the one argument he didn't they didn't let him in on the gun the good one they gave you they let him in on the torture argument

54:17 And so it was Herman Cain that thinks torture is great. Of course, he's a bankster from the Federal Reserve He's an elitist and by the way he thinks torture is pushing your head towards his crotch So here's waterboarding Cain and Bachman thinks, Bachman the Christian woman who thinks torture is fantastic. Waterboarding specifically... No! Yes! Play! ...emailed into the National Journal and it comes from Stephen Shafroth of The Dells Oregon And I'd like to address this question to Mr. Cain

54:58 Stephen writes, I served on an aircraft carrier during the Vietnam War. I believe that torture is always wrong in all cases What is your stance on torture? Nice pregnant pause there. I believe that following The procedures That have been established by our military. I do not agree with torture period however I will trust the judgment of our military leaders to determine what is torture and what is not torture. He knew this was coming, that is so carefully prepared that answer. Yeah but he still blows it keep consideration

55:46 Mr. Cain, of course you're familiar with the long-running debate we've had about whether waterboarding constitutes torture or is an enhanced interrogation technique In the last campaign Republican nominee John McCain and Barack Obama agreed that it was torture and should not be allowed legally And that the Army Field Manual should be the methodology used to interrogate enemy combatants I can't believe this is a serious conversation in the United States of America Can't that blows me away that we're talking this way. This is like it's amazing It's like I did not have sexual relations with that woman its now we're down to the two words and you know

56:22 I'd like to go and waterboard everybody there. Do you agree with that or do you disagree sir? I agree that it was an enhanced interrogation technique Come here put your mouth on my crotch, I got an enhanced interrogation technique for ya yeah And then you would support... People are laughing or clapping? What are they doing? Both. Laughing, clapping and booing. Return to that policy! I would return to that policy. I don't see it as torture. I see it as an enhanced interrogation technique. Congressman Parkman your opinion on this question that our emailer asked If I were president I would be willing to use waterboarding. I think it was very effective in gaining information

57:09 Let's vote her in just for the yucks. That's so funny I saw she's unbelievable her hair is now all tied her hair is like all tied back now. I mean, her outfits are amazing the way she changes every single time Yeah, so he's a dog collar around neck. Oh yeah and she needs to be wearing some leather And I also would like to say that today under Barack Obama He is allowing that ACLU to run the CIA you need to understand how do you know that? Yeah, the ACLU is running the CIA. They're actually running... The CIA! They're running the CIA so if you want to get something done go to the ACLU offices in Philadelphia or Washington

57:52 and tell them what you want done. Because they're running the CIA! Are they also running the drones? Are they like flying those drones everywhere? They must be running the CIA! Those guys are great, yeah! Today... Is she gonna take this to Obamacare somehow? Is she able to twist it? When we interdict a terrorist on the battlefield We have no jail for them. We have nowhere- And we have Gitmo What is she talking about?! I have no idea what she's talking about. We have, they put people on naval ships we've got plenty of places to go and waterboard people. To take them! We have no CIA interrogation anymore it is as though we had decided that want to lose in the war on terror under President Obama that's not my strategy

58:41 Did anyone ask by any chance How about we killed bin Laden and we droned all those poor saps did they ask about that there was there any drone talk at all? Now that you mention it, no. Really? Well there was kind of... but they never mentioned drones but they did talk about the assassination of Al-Waqi which we'll get to in a second. Let's let her finish and then go to Ron Paul and I got one more thing before we go to Ron Paul. That was the end of the clip. Okay now we're going to Ron Paul and as Ron Paul condemns

59:17 The people who say this is a good thing and he gets some applause by the way Oh, thank goodness. Even though they show an audience shot of nobody but of course it's the old oldest trick in the book And so they so he Says his and she tries to jump in and they cut her off They say we've already heard enough for you because she tries to defend herself. Oh great What That was the beginning. It's only 10 seconds. Who names their kid Major by the way?

1:00:00 What's up with that? Maniac. Major. Ron Paul says torture is immoral, it's illegal by US law, it's illegal in international law and it's something we shouldn't do period! And so I think when he said it was immoral she wanted to jump in and she wanted her two cents in. It's not immoral. Let me shoo her hold on a second. Shoo that biatch Meanwhile, she's moaning and groaning about one thing or another. And uh... we're gonna move on to the next uh... Now I'll get to Ron Paulting for later. Alright Gingrich this is the one that i saw this this is great Okay now so they asked well let's start with their first window you gotta start with the uh... killing americans a gingrich was second lemme see where's the other one Romney Romney on killing Americans First they ask Romney and then they asked Gingrich

1:00:49 and then uh... are we seriously debating killing americans is that where we're at in two thousand eleven? governor romney recently president obama ordered the death of an american citizen who was suspected of terrorist activity overseas is it appropriate for the american president on the president's say so alone to order the death of an american citizen suspected terrorism. can I guess what he says Does he say yes? What do you think? Does he say yes? Yeah, absolutely. Not just yes, I almost spit my coffee. Absolutely! Absolutely! This is an individual who had aligned himself with a group that declared war on the United States of America and if there's someone that's going to join with a group like Al Qaeda that declares war in America and we're in a war with that entity then anyone who is bearing arms with that entity is fair game for the United States of America

1:01:50 That is not true. We have never declared war on Al-Qaeda, that is not true! We are NOT at war with al Qaeda we have not declared war with al Qaeda... Al Qaeda of course doesn't exist I guess where if you extrapolate and connect the dots were it war with the ACLU or the American public yeah possibly all right Gingrich I mean cuz want to kill him because a gingrich unfortunately I know what he says because I had the clip is right Unfortunately. What do you mean he's right? Oh, I'll tell you why let's listen to the clip You know i got a... Let me play my clip because my clip has That douchebag is it major as he asking the questions or the other guy

1:02:38 the other guy actually saying no it's not. We'll have courtesy for all of the candidates on this stage, Speaker Gingrich if I could just ask you the same question as President of The United States would you sign that death warrant for an American citizen overseas who you believe is a terrorist suspect? Well he is not a terrorist suspect He's a person who was found guilty under review of actively seeking the death of America. Under- John, do you think we could be under review? Well... I think we've been under review! Is this the uh.. The drone- We are on the secondary drone list. Is this the Drone Review Board? Not found guilty by a court sir. He was found guilty by a panel that looked at- Oh it's a panel. I'm sorry it's a panel on the dais

1:03:25 Yes, hello panel. How do you find guilty? Now he says it is the rule of law and unfortunately He is correct because under the Patriot Act And with all that this was put in place by Bush of course extended by Obama If you are found to be an enemy combatant, then you can be killed. That is explicitly false! It is the rule of law if you engage in war against the United States, you are an enemy combatant

1:04:04 There you go, none of this that's the exact wording enemy combatant he is right about that. It's a sad state but he's right So wait a minute there's no due process on this well How is the guy John says if you declare war? He didn't declare war in the United States No Where have you been where have you been for the past five years in The Patriot Act it explicitly says An enemy combatant, which as determined by the president or the panel if you're an enemy combatant then you're fair game. All of your constitutional rights are gone my friend these have been suspended this is the whole problem he is right at this moment This is what... okay on the surface he's right and this why they would not turn it back over to Ron Paul who was ignored throughout the rest of debate He was probably wetting his pants

1:04:56 And people are applauding this? No, the whole audience is applauding. Yes! Kill kill kill kill! Let me be very clear about this for two levels there's a huge gap here that frankly far too many people get confused civil defense criminal defense is a function of being within the american law waging war on the united states is outside criminal law it is an act of war and should be dealt with as an active or in the correct thing inactive or used to kill people trying to do i think bachman back i want this guy has our president

1:05:44 people. Hi, I'm from America where we kill people! Hey! I am so happy i'm moving to Texas where I can have a gun because this is an outrage and the fact that the debate is not about how outrageous it is what has happened to the United States Constitution And that, by the way I would say that the entire Patriot Act is unconstitutional by itself. Duh! Yeah of course it was you know it keeps getting signed and they keep passing it over and over so whose fault is that? Section 215 go to section215.org read all about it and gotdroned.com and see how many American citizens have gotten droned

1:06:31 Oh my goodness, it's not good enough to kill brown people in sand. We gotta kill white people in sand! In WHITE SAND!! So I want to play the one clip just before they went to Gingrich They played this... The guys made this commentary No boos at the debate so when Gingrich came up and gave his spiel no one could boo him which I think that Ron Paul would have done Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, the applause are lovely but we will not have booing What is this? No booing! Sie sollen nicht booen, ja?! Schweinhund nicht booen. Sie können nicht booen I got a tweet from one of our producers who was at the event and he got scolded and scoffed that in the audience because he booed Gingrich He tweeted that he said oh i just got like you know just got like hammered for booing

1:07:27 We should not boo, yes? That is not done by hand. Booing is not allowed! Oh my goodness. You're an enemy combatant for booing! An enemy kombootent! I'm ashamed, deeply deeply deeply ashamed not just by the spectacle that these reality shows have become Not just tha- who produced this? Who produced this show? It's CBS Yeah but it has got to be a pro- did you look at the credits? Nooo... It was the same guy who does the Emmys Come on its gotta be

1:08:18 I don't know, you look it up. Somebody probably got it This is so... So embarrassing as a nation It's really bad Oh my goodness If the criminal court ever gets any balls and picks up some of our tourists that float around the world You know not me but Chaney and these guys Please It's not gonna happen Please oh my goodness Oh, oh yeah this was the worst of the debates in that regard and so it's showing just the ugliest side Let's we love torture and killing people. Hey don't you dare boo it? And no booing. No booing! Nobooing.com I'm sure it's available Meanwhile can I just interject with a little short clip Please

1:09:15 So if you weren't frightened enough by that, check this out. There's a new travel warning this morning. Federal officials are eyeing possible attacks on buses The warning comes just days before one of the busiest travel weeks of the year Officials say there is reason to believe that terrorists might try and detonate bombs on buses here in the US and abroad Documents seized from Osama Bin Laden's compound even outline a plot to use the buses themselves as weapons, driving them into buildings or crowds of people. Officials say a specific attack though is not imminent." Now... Is that a bus you're driving or a weapon of mass destruction? And then- To do all that and then at the end- And then say it's not imminent Not imminent to say oh by the way this is just to scare you It's not gonna happen Is the most disgusting thing I heard all week

1:10:11 Wow. Wait until you start watching Texas local news! I ain't gonna watch. No, yeah you are. Yeah will of course that's why i'm there to improve the show and I'd like to thank the elites for flipping the earthquake machine in Texas in honor of our arrival did you hear about that? No. Yeah, 4.8 magnitude earthquake just south of San Antone. They never have earthquakes in Texas! We show up... Let me see how this works we're in Washington DC earthquake and we're on our way to Texas earthquake hmm

1:10:53 Yeah, the government actually... let's see. The US Army and US Geological Survey have concluded the practice of injecting water into deep rock formations causes earthquakes! Thank you. Now that we got that out of the way remember you are an insurgents and we need to throw psyops on you to make you not believe it's true Before we go on I did find the New York Times front page that has the era of the Syria story above the file just I'll just Deconstruct it so people can realize do you want to? Do what I mean, can we do the jingle since you're gonna. Do it's a Sunday after all can we okay? Let's do the jingle

1:11:38 The Sunday New York Times had a picture of the football game with the Nittany Lions, which is the Penn State team. Which lost to Nebraska and by the way don't you think it was interesting? They keep this story keeps going and going but one little element that's kind of interesting that they nobody I've seen yet on network news it was on my blog The original district attorney that took the case on and... Yeah, he's been missing. The guy has been missing! He is now declared dead? Oh how convenient

1:12:17 So let me get this straight. The funny thing is if you look at it, if you look at the 2002 uh... actually if you look at the record of the Penn State team when their first accusations came out they went on to an amazing losing streak and as soon as this guy was determined or when he went missing dead the team went 11-1 I mean they immediately started winning again so that just indicates to me that everybody knew about this and there were just nervous about getting busted This guy was out to get everybody Nobody got I did see you know that doesn't come up in the conversation No, but you know what? What does come up in the conversation because I watched a little bit of The Morning Show's this morning because we are an hour and ahead our head They they're going out there interviewing people around Penn around Penn State And of course what they do is they only take the things that your meant to see and they edit those into the piece We've deconstructed that so many times and it's all like oh

1:13:11 Yeah, we just need to move on. Yeah we'll get over this no! No stop Stop please you have a pedo-bear ring in your midst selling boys to elites Covered up by the authorities including Child Protective Services You can't move on from this and all they're talking about is football Well should we should be suspended from the team from the from the playoffs? Are you kidding me?! It's unbelievable. It's just like covered up of course because the people who running the networks are in the ring This is rampant it's the church, it's the Boy Scouts. It's uh the the football league Okay all right so anyway The uh there should be some missing district attorneys quite alarming anyway

1:14:03 So I'm looking at the paper, so above the fold the top story that went over there far right into this is really a headline story. Even as government acts time runs short for Euro they are announcing in the Euroland essentially... This story indicates to me that they're going to pull the plug on this thing and you better get your ducks in a row! Well they're talking about the neuro Did you hear this? No, the Nuro. The Nuro yeah it would be only called the Nero n-e-r-o Yeah well then well okay the Nuro would only be for the northern states in Euro land so all the southern guys hit like there's a cutoff point and sorry you're not you're in the euro not on the Nero It's correct yeah the Nuro they're actually talking about this the Nuro

1:14:55 So they this seems to me to be a is an indicator story. So I'd keep an eye on my investments Then we see the one then there's the air on the far left of the Arab League Suspends Syria over brutality and what this story says to me Is that look don't get worked up about Syria? The Arab League is taking care of it. Yeah, they're on the case Yeah, I had that story too now That's exactly right. And then they had a Romney story which was meaningless, the spotlight fixed on Geithner, a man Obama fought to keep... And I'm not sure where that's headed. Another 9-11 story for some reason, and then a really weird story was showing some kid in a hot tub with a football helmet on by any chance? No but he got his computer there and he is typing

1:15:49 front page and so it's called animal McMansion students trained out trade dorm for suburban luxury And let me just read some of this story apparently University did one of our? listeners going to Riverside should go to Merced because it had apparently a housing disaster and it blew up, and so there's all these McMansions these you know these mini mansions. Yeah that these kids are renting Really next to nothing. That's pretty and they're going to school They're like living the life of Riley in these five bedroom places with you know, hot tubs and pools and a whole Yeah live it up kids ain't gonna last well You can Kind of the downside is your in Merced live it up baby Wow All right Was that it? Yeah, I guess

1:16:42 John's gonna hum the Sunday Times. I will say this, that if anybody out there is listening to the show live get todays Sunday New York Times go find somebody who has it and get it The paper is filled to the gills with memes and messages that just goes every section Pact paper I've seen for I'd say since I started subscribing. I got a couple of interesting meme clips for you that are all from El Presidente You know Obama, of course President Obama has his two reality shows he has the actual reality show The West Wing Week and

1:17:27 And then of course he has his YouTube address, which was very boring. They dressed him up in a flight jacket on the battleship and it was like yeah! He accomplished! It didn't look good on him if you see the video it's like one shoulder is way too long I mean the thing is oversized by four sizes. It just doesn't look good on them but they didn't center it so its hanging off one shoulder. Didn't look good So the West Wing Week, West Wing Week. Is it spelled W-E-A-K? Yeah it should be. Listen to the meme that we've been following. To the Yadin Regional Head Start Center First he visited a classroom to meet with educators and some of the nation's future builders Then he announced the next step in his We Can't Wait campaign Oh! It's a campaign now

1:18:21 We can't, it's a we-can't wait campaign. Okay? So the campaign consisted of yet another executive order which he signed and this was to cut waste which we talked about on the previous show but this guy I'm sorry he is so childish so what he did is he held a contest Contest among staffers who could come up with the best idea to cut waste now listen to how they You know of course like any good reality show you have the little sound clips And he does a conference a video conference was the winners, and then he's actually talking He's in the Oval Office signing this order. It's got 20 people around him and one other guy who wins? He doesn't even know who the guy is so he says raise your hand just listen to this

1:19:07 During the teleconference, he thanked them for their ideas and told them he was signing an executive order to reduce government spending on travel technology and trinkets. Dad I love that! Travel Technology & Trinkets You know, if we could only save some money on trinkets that will save the country John. I didn't know that we had a budget for trinkets! Apparently we did now listen... Saving taxpayers as much as four billion dollars a year? We had four billion dollars worth of trinkets Holy moly! What was it travel What is it? Travel... Technology and trinkets! We haven't seen as much action out of Congress as we'd like. And that's why we launched on our own initiative the campaign The campaign! We can't wait Not just to cut spending but make government work better for the American people Roger Rhodes works at the Department of Commerce, raise your hand Roger See he doesn't even know who the guy is, raise your hand Roger He's reading off the paper Raise your hand Roger so I know where to look It's an old trick by the way

1:20:06 You know, it's like when you forget someone's name. There are all kinds of tricks so you can get out of it Oh yeah I got a half dozen tricks that I use Yeah but this is really old one Raise your hand Roger What are we in? Kindergarten? Here's Roger He found a way to save the department almost two million dollars a year on its cell phone bills And I'm sure there probably some consumers out there who would like to talk with him and find out what they could save on their cell phones Oh he made a funny Two million dollars on cell phone bills That's nothing That's a medium-sized business does that. That's nothing don't make me laugh now the final one So he's on this video conference He's complimenting these winners who came up with genius ideas to cut back on trinkets but now apparently they used a tool that I was Unfamiliar with it's apparently a tool that is only available in the Obama administration where it was effectively tracked everybody was putting

1:21:02 uh... the same special super duper space ranch in the same place to superduper space wrench that's the school for what space wrench super dupers space wrenches listen to it from my hearing this right yes you're hearing it right this is your president was an again there are those effectively tracked everybody was putting at the same special a superduper space ranch in the same places What? I love it when you're flabbergasted. Well because they use the super-duper space wrench to find ways to cut back on spending on technology, travel and trinkets and apparently you can only do that with the super duper space wrench. What is he talking about?! Super duper space wrench! Don't you have one of those in the garage with an outline so when you know where to hang it up again

1:22:06 It's like an attack vector. Attack Vector Dashboard, it's a super-duper space wrench! It's like a clutch car. What is he talking about? What is it supposed to be?! How many times do I have to tell you? It's a super duper space wrench! Where it was effectively tracked everybody was putting the same special Super Duper Space Wrench in the same place Even the people around him were like what a buffoon... Super Duper Space Wrench I think that should be if there's ever if we get a debate, If he doesn't quit between I guess Romney and him. I hope the major or Anderson says Mr President will you be using your super-duper space wrench to fix the economy? These issues will never come up these things are all rigged No kidding Wow That give it hit it clip of the day really oh, I did I didn't expect that well Thank You Allah. I'll take the honor

1:23:14 And I thank the producers of the West Wing Week. W-E-A-K, West Wing Week for handing me that on a silver platter The Super Duper Space French It may even be the title of the show it's so good. It's on the list of names to consider So There's a summary of the Occupy things which have deteriorated. Yeah, they've been getting kicked out and I think the main thing... This guy by the way was clipped to death he was on every sort of international news show with just one kind of one simple comment you gotta imagine a guy kinda covered with Rastafarian hair and looks like he is wasted and says I'm here to stay

1:24:10 Oh, okay. You surprised me I didn't know what to do. I got it This right here is my home and i'm here to stay Oh god He's doing a very subtle Christopher Walken Subtle? Not really This is my home and i'm here to stay This right here is my home and i'm here to stay Stay It's so sad...it's like you know-you'd do this in the sand somewhere where we can steal oil You're a... you're a democrat, you're fighting for democracy and for God-given rights as human rights. You do it in America? You're an idiot! You're an idiot! Exactly There's even an Occupy White Sands going on here. There were tents. Really?! Yeah there are tents everywhere. Are we sure this is not squatters??

1:25:08 No, but maybe now that is no the 99% big 99 percent and by the way I want to mention two people that you know Now of course everyone's looking at pictures of Michael Moore's. You know 2 million dollar home People this is all part of the setup Okay This is all part of the set up to distract from what you're trying to do They're doing this just to create more of a shit just to create more reasons for news airtime on this bullcrap They have Michael Moore. Oh, he's one of them! He's one of the 1%. Look at his mansion. Michael Moore is in on it and he's selling books like crazy $27 a pop. Is that thing on the bestseller list yet? I think he is. It's funny because Clinton came out with a book I guess he somehow managed to write or somebody did so he's on C-SPAN being interviewed by his daughter Chelsea and just like two of them...I don't think that they like each other

1:26:09 Well given her the stink guy and she's asking really good questions. No, no Like you're just a spy for your mother hate yeah And yes, I should buy exactly say these kinds of financial crashes take Historically five to ten years to get over and if you have a mortgage component to it tends to push it out toward 10 years We should be trying to beat that clock we can't do it in my opinion Even if we adopt, I'm for the President's jobs plan. There are a lot of good ideas in there and they'll give us one-and-a-half to two million jobs according to the economic analysis but if you want to return to a full employment economy, if you want to start having 240,000 jobs a month, well I think we average 227,000 a month for eight years, if you want that, you've got to flush this debt and get bank lending going again

1:27:04 So he's going on about, it's gonna take five years. It goes to ten years if there is a real estate component This is bull crap! It's the last decade we're spiraling... He was just making stuff up. He was standing there making stuff up very slow-witted because of this I think he's in trouble. I think he's very ill much iller than we think He's going to his face with his hand, but he didn't you know it's like when you go to your face You know before he lies which is most of the time so it's constantly doing this But he goes through his face, but he goes so slow and then he kind of scratches real slow And then he talks and he's you know the eyes are really he looks like he's in advertisement for Samson I was all the bags under his eyes It's unbelievable and you know they glare as at Chelsea who tries a live and things up? And it was just free was it was pathetic painful

1:27:56 But he was mostly just bullcrap and it was a lot of nonsense, and it was laughable. I think its going to be interesting because he keeps pushing himself onto all these talk shows Yeah And I think they're gonna reject him cause he comes on, last time he was on one of the talk shows It was just like you don't know what he's talking about, it was crazy Anyway, that's 70 eat some meat dude Have a hamburger. Will ya they'll do you some guy used to chow down at McDonalds And then you know now he's going cold turkey only eats seagrass not looking good No, I can't find Michael Moore on the bestseller list. I don't think he's on there yet. Oh well I have no idea earlier talking about vaccinations member Baxter

1:28:46 Our favorite company who mixed up swine flu with... Oh yeah, the one that mixed up destructive flus. The swine flu with the bird flu? They've announced they are recalling 300 thousand doses of its pre-flu cell flu vaccine due to quote an excessive amount of adverse reactions recalled from thousands of pharmacies and surgeries that's like doctors offices across Europe Gulliain-Barr syndrome and narcolepsy are being induced by this vaccine, and they're recalling it now. But of course in the United States they can't be sued by executive order. Baxter? Well they'd be sued elsewhere I think it's almost unconscionable that we have allowed this sort of thing to just continue

1:29:45 She wasn't for Ron Paul. No one even would have any complaints apparently in Congress no one has any complaints Oh and occupy Wall Street, this is what I wanted to find for you Jay-z is launching a line of themed t-shirts featuring the phrase occupy all streets they went on sale on his website on Friday and According to his spokeshole The Rokaware, a spokesman from Rokaware told Business Insider in a statement the company has not made an official commitment to support the movement financially. Jay-Z is great! Hey I got some idea these people out there they need T-shirts you got internet there and buy my t-shirt buy my $99 t-shirt what a douchebag right along with Russell Simmons

1:30:50 All cashing in on it. Oh, yeah You need to occupy that guy so I do have a kind of a I don't know I was watching free speech TV oh Yeah And there was a they were doing a donation thing and it's like are you kidding me? I mean even PBS doesn't go this far with their what they want you to give them for what they return No way, I don't don't already pay for this as a part of your cable package They're getting money As far as I know. Yeah. Denver, Colorado we have short-sleeved gray ones if you're looking for a shirt We can help you with that too now these shirts are great I've seen them they're among the best that we've been in that we've offered in recent it in recent pleasure eyes Yep These shirts are union made and screen printed right here in Denver, Colorado We have shorts leave gray ones and we also have black zip up hooded sweatshirts for $150 Wow

1:31:45 Would you like a challenge coin with that $150 for a hoodie It's a hundred dollars for a t-shirt Wow John, we should just quit doing this show and just sell t-shirts. Yeah if we can get a hundred bucks to pop! Union made and silkscreened here in Austin Texas enjoy everybody now unfortunately that's not the way it's not gonna go I'm going to show my salute by donating to No Agenda imagine all the people who could do that oh yeah that'd be fab

1:32:22 Nailed it. So we have an ex- because it was 1111, we have a lot of people to thank I want to start though with the make good for you should've been done on the Thursday show from CKP Creative our knight out in Hatsboro Pennsylvania and closing a quad niner donation. Niner niner niner! For his birthday wishes for his wife on the November 10th show, she's mentioned as part of his PR initiative. And he wanted to put her on the list even though it never says her name in here Oh really? Yeah Anyway it's Craig In Gitmo Nation Cheese Steak So Craig's wife Just put that one there and we'll give her a birthday shout out Is that our... hopefully its on the list isn't it I don't think so because this came in as a hard copy Hold on a second

1:33:22 So just I say Craig's wife? I guess. Well, what kind of make-do is that? Well, I know it's just a da da da da da... Nah there's no name over here. All right all right She wants to watch all she wants is a happy birthday from the douchebag boys if you want some karma She got over cancer give her that that'll do it. Yeah hell yeah You've got karma And I've got her on the list for the birthdays. Okay, Richard Heldenberg Came in with hundred sixty eight dollars and two cents Soman Sweden hope this letter finds you well missed my mr Add a note in the PayPal said this donation of This is one one one one dot one one Swedish Kroner which comes in under 68 dollars and 2 cents In desperate need of some karma to get my love life started find a girl. Thank he's in Sweden

1:34:19 Thanks for providing the best podcast in the universe. I guess those Abba chicks are too old now or something like that Sorry, it was very find a girl go to Norway there were there too and I was very old on O'Mellison Italy under $51 and 33 cents Linda Lee Briggs in Lakewood California one two three four five Since I have no way of thanking the Baron personally for keeping you podcasting, like to thank him. The only way can conceive of which is matching his contribution by nominating formally for sainthood. Oh Saint Von Palsmacher really says it all your... St Stephen! You-I like it. St Stephen yeah that's not bad the only source I trust are real news and I'm ashamed to have you made beggars We're not beggars. Which is $111.11 plus 1111 plus 1.11 plus 0.11 plus 411 is one two three four five

1:35:10 In the name of her son, Sapporoad. I think Sapporoud. I was Sapporoud. He punched me in the mouth a while ago here's my white knight and could use a heaping helping of karma as he is now living the American dream of just getting by. You've got karma. We've got link dot me You know link.me a fairly new listener, but your podcast has quickly become my favorite so one eleven dollars 11 cents times 11 is 122 21 All I can afford right now Please give my wordpress plug in and business some karma Link dot me le is lima echo echo november kilo dot mike echo They could have created no agenda showed harmony

1:36:06 We're all on no agenda show list to promote their businesses. Actually we want to do that on No Agenda Nation Now the following, we have a huge list of donors that came in with the $111.11 I'm gonna write off the top These people all gave one-one-one dot one-one so i don't have to repeat that One of them starts off with somebody anonymous Then somebody in Philadelphia named Anthony Genaro Then Brian Barrow and Wooten, somewhere in England UK. He was driving home on Friday evening at 11-11-11 pull up the set of lights it was 8-11 glasses trip counter odometer it was one one one dot one figure with some sort of science or here's another donation okay I agree with that Chad Watson and ULIS Texas Christoph

1:36:53 show what do you think German shots shotel dray total dryer the dryer which means a dish turner and it's a schottel dryer it's maybe it's a dishwasher doesn't matter doesn't matter we accept podcast in the world needs karma from the best podcasts of the universe by the way travel 60,000 kilometers a year and we keep him awake yeah hell yeah You've got karma. I gotta tell you on this drive, I actually said to Mickey, man I wish I didn't do no agenda because then i could listen to the show. It would be fun to listen too. Clifton Sluice from Oak Ridge Tennessee, I tried getting drunk but I'm running out of beer here's my 111-111 which is a bit shy of relevance numerologically speaking

1:37:45 I sincerely thank you both for the show. It's nothing short of revolutionary, I set up a dollar an hour subscription to steel and something we all should be doing last month but now it is time to make good on a few things. Adam Shastid aka Shasticles called me and several other boners out of douchebags a while back so I suppose i need a de-douching and as fate would have it Mr. Shastid is now in need of some karma to get a raise at work we'll see you guys at Galt's Gulch, I'll bring the mesh based internet in the morning So here's a de-douching double shot You've been de-douched! You got karma I guess he's in Oak Ridge, Tennessee. I didn't know he was going to get the Texas. Damien Tame and in Perth place that we all want to go dear John and you've been there it's beautiful I felt compelled to donate today one day late after someone outside my office tried to pickpocket me on 1111 when I confronted them they became violent but luckily a group of people grabbed the guy and hit him in the mouth

1:38:46 This all happened on 11-11. So when I sat down to think about this today, I'm sure this was a sign from the universe that i should donate to the No Agenda Show! Please give The Pickpocket a call out as a douchebag! And a karma shoutout to the group of people who saved my ass! There you go... That's awesome. You've got karma From Montreal, Quebec. Daniel Margulies. Morning John and Adam I'm a Montreal resident who fled his home country of Australia to enjoy some French country and language insecurity. I was tipped off about your show after Adam's appearance on the Buzz Out Loud podcast with Ms Molly Wood after few listens

1:39:25 No Agenda rocketed to the top of my subjective charts. I can officially confirm that No Agenda is the best podcast in the universe! I've been a boner for a few months, but today's auspicious date 11-11-11 provided the perfect excuse for me to finally donate. Keep your insightful analysis of media and politics. I especially appreciate your discussion on non U.S. politics i.e., Euroland, Canadian and Australian politics and affairs. I hope the show goes from strength to strength that you liberate more and more of our slaves from our programmed minds we can't wait Daniel PS could you send me a shot of karma please? I'm back on the job market and need some luck on my side well it does seem to work here you go Daniel You've got Karma

1:40:05 Then Darryl Sladen or Slade in one of the two and Dublin California right around the corner for me this Contributions for some karma from my wife Melissa, and I to create a new human resource yay. No he wants the karma I'm sorry You've got Karma He saw a finally came to donate after seeing a commercial on Sunday morning cartoons for a drone for kids Please send me a link to that. I need to have that for our own show Like a miniature joke and have a drone, that's right. That's right kids Here's your drone David Eckersley and Mount Helena Western Australia recharging the karma account cheers from yelling up get monation down under

1:40:54 You've got karma. Recharge! Eric Brown, Felton California no comment... Eric Velenueva in Houston Texas Hi John and Adam from Gitmo Mofo I've been listening to your show for more than a year finally admit to my negligent participation to donating to your show insertion of your douchebaggery soundbite here DOOSHBAG For many of us who have been hit by the headwinds of carbon emitting blowtards in DC as well as the 57 states and the Obama nation, he's got all the corny memes. He's got all the memes in there yeah. Officials have been bribed to have us vaccinated into the inattentive sports induced captives program to absorb their news rather than stopping to read the label and questioning what the hell they are feeding us!

1:41:44 Your show is the laxative to purge out all toxins of misinformation and fear-mongering that we digest from our dietary consumption of the mainstream news. He hopes to hear Adam on a future broadcast of The Alex Jones Show I actually would like to see you on The Alex Jones Show. He'll never have me on, he doesn't like competition Some anonymous person from Middletown Rhode Island gave us some money but he wants to send some karma to Ron Paul You've got horse presence in Pacifica, California. Thanks to you I can't get the moxie girl song out of my head otherwise great work with you what you're doing karma shout-out to my loved ones and businesses would be appreciated from Horse presence there. You've got karma Hugo HB from Puerto Rico

1:42:39 Curitiba, Puerto Rico. In the morning from Gitmo Nation House of Cards I've been a donor since I started listening back in the good old US dollar two days now i'm on the U.S. dollar oh eleven dollar month subscription but we'll try to fast track to knighthood compliments of Sir Baron von Pelsmacher's uh... or not he says well you have to write in your twenty five words uh... as a as a day your tweets too no agenda at the board that work keep up the good work guys the best damn podcast in the universe unity in the universe give a call out my fellow brazilian producers are there you go little look on and i don't have any uh... i'll have a uh... by of spanish maybe close to portuguese um... needed their portuguese

1:43:27 Grebulon in Tustin, California or actually Israel I guess but it says Tustin. Grebulon again here's a donation for the Gitmo at 2222 Gitmo Nation Falafel time like a birthday shout out from my little human resource we'll do that in a little while starting three thanks for the best podcasting in the universe JC no name know me just JC and parts unknown Jacob Cruz I guess it's Cruz. Decatur, Georgia at $11.11. I'm sorry. Take the pushing the button pushing monkey hopes are staying some sweet double karma for my dad Mark and wonderful wife Anne sure my dad on this show not afraid he might have got shit can from his job because of me Oh, oh, this is nice Sorry, this is my first donation like to be called out as a douchebag or donating sooner now should be a douching will give him a de-douching

1:44:27 I've been listening to Noah Genesis episode 183, long time boner first-time donor. Also Adam, I've worked with Al Roker too and my god is he a dickhead thanks guys Jake the button pushing Mike. Really? Yeah we talked about that it's huge! You had confirmation. Yeah well... I knew that. You've been de-douched you got karma James Gowan in Fremont, California. In the morning to the best podcasting universe! I'm sorry...I am on a little delay here so it ties up my tongue Can i get some karma for myself and for Ron Paul? Adios mofos Absolutely James You've got karma

1:45:06 James Pierce from Copperus Cove, Texas. Welcome to Tejas! Thank you so much. Jeffrey Steckroth in Norfolk Virginia for my donation of $111.11 at 11-11 on 11-11-11-11 I request that karma is bestowed upon my entire Steckroth family and a healthy de-douching for myself. Of course happy to comply. You've been de-douched. You've got karma Jeffrey Van Den, No Note from Calgary Alberta Canada thank you so much. Jesse Wilson hops on the 1111 bandwagon Hobart Indiana John Adam I request a deducing for being a boner not a donor is my first donation to any podcast ever i'd like to request some karma for my girlfriend who's looking for new job was also celebrating having lost one hundred pounds this year oh well have a special one for her hold on a second

1:44:27 I've been listening to Noah Genesis episode 183, long time boner first-time donor. Also Adam, I've worked with Al Roker too and my god is he a dickhead thanks guys Jake the button pushing Mike. Really? Yeah we talked about that it's huge! You had confirmation. Yeah well... I knew that. You've been de-douched you got karma James Gowan in Fremont, California. In the morning to the best podcasting universe! I'm sorry...I am on a little delay here so it ties up my tongue Can i get some karma for myself and for Ron Paul? Adios mofos Absolutely James You've got karma

1:45:06 James Pierce from Copperus Cove, Texas. Welcome to Tejas! Thank you so much. Jeffrey Steckroth in Norfolk Virginia for my donation of $111.11 at 11-11 on 11-11-11-11 I request that karma is bestowed upon my entire Steckroth family and a healthy de-douching for myself. Of course happy to comply. You've been de-douched. You've got karma Jeffrey Van Den, No Note from Calgary Alberta Canada thank you so much. Jesse Wilson hops on the 1111 bandwagon Hobart Indiana John Adam I request a deducing for being a boner not a donor is my first donation to any podcast ever i'd like to request some karma for my girlfriend who's looking for new job was also celebrating having lost one hundred pounds this year oh well have a special one for her hold on a second

1:46:00 Dee-dooshed. Milk? That's what we want to know, I'd like to know. You've got karma. Triple shot! I bet she's rockin'. Uh huh where were we? Jonah's Astrum in Surastrum as a matter of fact in some place which has got a bunch of symbols on my screen looks like I don't know where it looks like somewhere in the Netherlands. In the morning John, now I'd like to request some karma for all of us living the American dream we're just getting by and get my nation haiku hell EU thank you very much PS is Bill Maher's a douchebag. He sure is he needs that he needs a karma oh I'm sorry

1:46:45 You've got what a list John Joseph Graceffo, I think that's it. Yep in Ramsey Jersey In the morning from Gitmo Nation Garden State where all the slaves are in a vegetative state. Oh get it? Yeah, oh I like you made it funny. I got it. I got it absolutely I wanted to wait until May and donate 365 for my no agenda birthday since I started listing last may But I need the Carmen now for a new job opportunity so give me the double shot because I'm no longer vaginal irrigation sack Love the show and I'll work for my night ring so i can hit more people in the mouth. Joe, absolutely! You've been de-douche'd. You've got karma. Nothing like a vaginal irrigation sack Josh Bean in Lakewood Colorado recently started listening to this show figured it better take advantage of this unique 1111 opportunity on twitter I like the wisdom of at bad dolly llama perhaps you can suggest him to the listeners we just did Joe's Justin Bowerly

1:47:46 uh... it which also could be pronounced barely in rescue california trying to convert people every day by assassinating the media right when they were watching it and make sure you go to see jerry world all yes absolutely okay is that there's a little drive from austin unfortunately but you definitely have to see the cowboy stadium okay needs a karma shot sorry You've got karma. Sir Justin Seitz in Pittsburgh, Sir Keith Edwards in Gilbert Arizona, Sir Lawrence McBride in Morton Merseyside... Is that how you pronounce that by the way? Merseyside yes Merseyside. Raymon Kuzera I am sad to see it. Raymond is from Clarkston Michigan. I'm sad you guys did not win the podcast award but it was bullshit anyway The fact of the matter is true

1:48:37 That you guys make the best podcast in the universe and I'm proud to be a producer. A fact, the fact of the matter is... Yeah, that's the fact of the matter! Oops second one here we go. I was going to make this donation at 11111 but i knew i would forget Dr Ray thank you dr ray. Do you know who we have to talk about? DeutscheInTheJobs.com Mark Morrison from Roswell Georgia checks in with the 1111 karma mark trinuth As I was in markets from Sadbury, Ontario. I was sitting in my car before three and a half hour one-way weekly commute home talking to some sales guy at XM about the $111 renewal cost I noticed my odometer read

1:49:23 11,111.1 on November 11th I can take a hint! I cancelled the subscription request with SiriusXM and made the donation to you guys since your show is far better value and a better travel companion as a first-time donor like deducing in a shot of karma since i have no idea what's going to happen when I tell my best friend I've fallen deeply for her around the time you guys read this from some northern sys admin Well, my friend thank you so much and I think you've made a very wise value for value choice. You've been de-douche'd! You've got karma. Matthew Wilson in Hanover Pennsylvania came up with some math that came over 111 it Matthew Heap or Michael Heap? Michael Heap in Somerton Somerset uh Michael Warner in Vestal New York...Vestal is there a Vestal New York

1:50:16 I guess cost her men Oakville. Are you been there? Nope, Oakville Ontario Hey John now I'm donating even though I am a student and the fourth year at Ryerson in the business program My commute is amazing with the podcast like some karma for my buddy Joey B on his new job And also call him out as a douchebag as he's what does he become a big fan and not donate it? I don't know if it cancels each other out man But I'll try it for you If You Want You've got karma. That's tricky. Eric is setting up noagendanation.com slash jobs as an alternative to Craigslist, I hope to create some sort of a potentially free way looking for work so check that out. Ray Metz San Diego California now a donor not a boner needs some karma after his recent divorce you've got karma Robert Gold Toronto Ontario needs karma

1:51:15 Oh. Uh... Roses are red, violets are blue Here's no agenda Karma shot for Dara J Katie Donnie Christina and Stu You've got karma Robin Derr- Durden in Hoboken, New Jersey. Also Ryan M. Reich in Brooklyn, New York. We're getting a lot of East Coasters this uh... Yeah I was gonna say yeah well there's... This celebratory day and John hi John and Adam sorry it has taken so long to donate I just missed the 1111111 slot huh? I've been listening for about a year now you guys are great! I was short on funds for awhile because I was hit by car while biking in a bike lane in April

1:51:56 Finally found the guy despite poor data collection by the NYPD and got some money from the insurance company now in physical therapy is a donation for my inconvenient payment from the Insurance if I could you have some karma towards finding a new job in the New Year. That would be great My friends gotten me into the podcast, but I don't think they've donated You've got karma Dear Mr. Adam Curry writes Sahil Amin from Enola, Pennsylvania Hi foremost like to mention I'm making this donation in the name of my brother surreal amine Okay, so please deduce him and yes surreal This is your birthday present also considering I haven't been sent a donation under my own name Please douchebag me that should be a deducing

1:52:42 Cyril and I have been listening to your show since day one when we read Dvorak's tweet about it or when you mentioned it on twit or whatever. I don't remember, but we've been listening since day one. I'm currently a student at the University of Pittsburgh and have been propagating the formula since Day 1 actually technically before since day one because freshmen have a special orientation week since day minus seven Adam I'm so glad you are moving to the land of the Longhorns aka the best college football team in the history of college football. I would love if you could send my mom dad brother and sister some karma also, My dad brother and I all have November birthdays So if you could send our Y chromosome Which I've aptly nicknamed dragon a birthday shout out that will be most awesome. So I'm gonna give you a double shot You've been D douche you've got karma

1:53:31 Salt River Studio in Plantation, Florida from Jamaican in New York. Ah the Jamaican in New York Mr. Curry please make it safely to Austin Texas my hometown how does that work look for the Jamaican on a green bike trying to kill himself in traffic that would be me lessons can commence when you find me yes he's used to give me Jamaican lessons in speaking of Jamaica. What is your Jamaican lesson? How do I speak Jamaican man on the daily source code also would like to be deduced and call out Eric McGregor as a douchebag Eric and here you are Jamaican in New York you've been D douched Sam Lang

1:54:11 Jumps on the bandwagon from Toronto, Ontario. Sean Thompson from Acworth Georgia. Hi John and Adam first time donor here I'm taking advantage of this great 11-11-11 day may i have a deducing and I'd like to request karma for my startup company electro innovations with a K! I'm trying to get into the alternative energy field but times are tight and no one seems interested in helping a fledgling company bring down big oil thanks for all the great news you bring us well Three words my friend, zero point energy. You've been de-douche you got karma. Tim... Sebastian Nilsson Sorry go ahead In parts unknown uh starting donation Swedish time first I need some quick karma from my lovely German Russian woman Anna

1:54:56 For her job searching here in Sweden. Oh that she knew what a time for karma for her. Hold on a second I wanted to make it extra special. That's one hot milk, baby You've got karma Second you should actually promote no agenda as a means to get chicks You make fun of it sometimes but it's true. Here is the angle, talking to a woman giving her glimpse of reality and little bit buzzkill and most importantly but in the right amount some crackpot! It's the key to success I think even the book The Game confirms those ingredients just with other titles backing all that up with confidence you knowing your probably only person not being a slave

1:55:43 so a slaving knowing that he's a slave is priceless aslain knowing here k also having the karma being a one percenter and you're the one percent of the room it gets lucky tonight how can you beat that answer dd using until i'm in night keep up the old s for deducing sorry ok ladies karma carmen yeah we know she wanted karma does he have any other milk are right got if you had the current second son l l c in saint charles missouri Good morning, John and Ann. Thanks for the informative entertaining perspectives a meager amount to be sure but please accept the donation in the hopes that it will help keep the best internet broadcast in the world up and running Best podcast in universe we like to call it Simon Oxtoby in Queensland in lieu of blankets and water in the morning to you both Tim Winesery in Austin Texas

1:56:34 11111 I've been listening to since March 2-11 and having laughed out loud one too many times. I can no longer remain a boner Adam welcome to Austin Yeah, what recommends selling it going at the farmers market getting some fresh eggs Tom Bushey in st.. Paul Minnesota double nickels on the dime plus 91 cents and change you managed to get dig in the couch to get the money to donate. Then we drop away from the classic 11111s, to John Johnson II and Sedalia Colorado 9323 Hi John and I am donation brings my total contributions of this show to knighthood and you'll get it in a second self accounting is in the mail Schnorresteins or Schnorrestein? Sorry John, I think you missed a couple Oh! I miss Vernon White And Vivian Poole yeah

1:57:28 No, I did. You're right okay Vernon sorry Vernon he's a black knight that's why he got missed. Hail the foot! Yeah and uh Vivian Poole Memphis Tennessee i've been trying to get this money together since my birthday in June thanks John and Anna for the birth plus year plus age trick that got me started thinking about it took so long because like everyone else i'm giving them i'm living the American dream just getting by finally made it in time thanks for all the hard work on our behalf Give us some karma, she says. Yeah she and her whole family need it we met him in Shikshini very nice people. You've got karma. During the Hot Pockets tour. Yep. Sir Schnorrstein

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1:58:53 Robert J. DiCastro, hey guys I was supposed to check out your show and here i find myself hooked! I realized that I was a boner and after being caught myself singing in the morning and douchebagged to my six month old son... Hey this is good! I just sent it a previous donation for $50 11 uh... but decided to throw in an extra sixty one bucks making even eleven eleven very smart requesting a double shot of karma for my family have a wife and two kids well some of the things out of the show are too deep in the crackpot at times i have to admit that i've become an avid listener keep doing what you do thank you very much robert he's your car shot for the fam

1:59:29 You've got karma. Robert J Castro, 5790 Daniel Thorley from Brighton East Sussex double nickels on dime AC and JCD from Gitmo east love your V yes thank you Kyle Kinzel new donor from Green Bay Wisconsin double nickels on the dime Logan Cato from Missoula Montana Hey, John and Adam. Been listening for a few months up here in Gitmo Nation Grizzly Bear or Gitmo Nation Big Sky which should it be? I think Grizzly Bear. I decided that I need to become a donor not a boner 11-11 seems to be the perfect time. I'm on tight budget being out of college and lacking a real job so double dinkles on the dime will have to suffice for now thanks for great show can i get a de-douching and some karma absolutely thank you so much for doing this for us

2:00:13 Do you've got and we want to jump back to Craig Dash now from Tumwater, Washington. Hello John and Adam I'm in the American in Australia with a fascist job And am I in my two weeks notice two weeks ago is later called by a job that I put in for a few days earlier so the karma i asked for worked. Good! No longer will have to see people's papers, so no matter what my wife says here are some more money. Yeah! By the way have you checked into getting a bank account Australia? I ask this is as if I had to pay PayPal some extra money give you...I'm just saying. Well not yet it has not been a bad idea.

2:00:54 And then back to the bottom of the list, which was uh philip flick. Hey adam and john Please refer to me as brewer phil there you go I hail from he's from leewood kansas a good nation green chill chili Chili. Chili, and could use a double shot with an Adios mofo to top it off because the office I work at is about to get axed by corporate. Dunder Mifflin. I am seeking a job but think that karma couldn't hurt this is not the last of my payments cause I want to get to knighthood but can't get a ring before my girlfriend does yeah haha know what that feels like. Give her a wait hold on a second stop the process give her a no agenda knighthood as an engagement ring Yeah! I think that would be perfect

2:01:38 That is actually a great idea, John. I think it's fantastic! So he needs an adios mofo and a karma shot. Happy to comply? Adios... MoFo You've got Karma Ulrich Shagirl Shagirl Shagirl Shagirl Shagirl Shagirl Shagirl Vienna He's in Vienna Please quote me as Raphael the pool boy In the morning, John and Adam. Here are the double nickels on the dime for all of you who provided me during the last couple weeks. Please give a MILF shout out to my lovely girlfriend Nicola. Who has been working her sexy behind off as a veterinary surgeon during 70 hour weeks for the last couple years. Yikes! I love her very much and it would be brilliant if you could send her a shot of karma to help her ascend into the ranks of the elite so we can escape eating saw dust and drinking fluoridated Kool-Aid

2:02:36 silicon actually you've got karma gypsum also michael moran in colorado springs ulrich hansen in copenhagen uh... robert j de castro and kent washington fifty one fifty one eleven fifty eleven for uh... robert scott Lowen in the colony, Texas. That's where you are Yep I'd like to send out karma to my newlyweds Scott and Jenny who are married at 1111 a 222 many happy years Love you There's something I haven't heard yet sending Karma for wedding gifts what could be better? Yeah, especially from the best podcast in the universe Happy Wedding. That's a great idea Sending karma as wedding gifts carmaran is then Denise

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2:04:04 We just did him. What am I saying? That is the retard. Scott Scanlon, Carpentersville Illinois 50 bucks Matthew Nicole Brooklyn New York birthday shout out coming Mike Westerfield and $50 in that concludes a very lengthy thank you because we had a special moment in time and history Here's what we have to do You cannot donate anymore Donations are off Stop donating It's ruining the show I can assure anyone out there who wants to sneak in as an executive producer that this next show is the time. Next week is the one to do it, exactly! If anyone didn't fast forward through this they're not going to be giving... we're gonna be in bad shape until Christmas because we had such a big 11-11 day which was quite remarkable and really want to thank people who got in on this so don't forget to join in on the essay writing contest 25 words or less why you should get our free knighthood from The Baron

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2:06:28 And that's it. We want to thank everybody who donated even the lesser amounts for this show, it was quite nice. Yes and there is no denying you cannot deny that this karma thing is big people like it people get in on it people have good results I've not seen a negative anti-karma statement ever I think that it didn't work. I think one person two years ago said it didn't work and we gave them karma network after that maybe they missed on this month if you only last a week, I'm still convinced that's right. It's only good while stocks last quick mention here Diana Kennett

2:07:06 I'm not sure if she was on the list, John. But she sent me an email so i just want to read it just in case. I hope that $50 donation that I sent made it to you okay. Oh! It might have been under Diana Irwin my maiden name My husband is a long time listener of this show and he got me hooked on when we started dating We love listening to you guys And since we started listening to this show we can hardly stand listening to corporate media shills I wanna send a little something in honor of our first wedding anniversary which is today November 13th If you could give my husband Kevin Kinnett, he's a brilliant software developer. KevinKinnett.com A quick anniversary shout out and the deducing would be very much appreciated. You've been de-douche'd! Kevin and I can promise you there is something else that Diana put here in her email. You're going to be very happy later today And that does it once again everybody thank you so much if we could get this kind of support every single week We would do it five days per week

2:08:06 Wouldn't we John? Yeah, I would say yeah. You know, yeah, but you know that's probably not gonna happen All right, so first we start off with Craig's wife says happy birthday to Craig Oh And of course that's from the Douchebag Boys, that would be us. Andrew Gardner congratulates his cousin Erica Cerruti for her birthday which is on the 11th. Matthew Nicole's sister Kirsten celebrates tomorrow on the 14th. Grebulon's son Ben turns three next week and Sahil Amin

2:08:48 sending out a Y-chromosome birthday shoutout to his dad, brother and himself for this November. Happy Birthday on behalf of all your buddies here at the NOAHgenda show! And I'll have you know that everyone who celebrates a birthday and has been called out as a mention actually receives a birthday card and i have to prop the shill for taking care of that it's a great service part of noahgendanation dot com So we will have our three special Baron von Pelsmarkers 11-11-11 knighthoods. You just have to send in your 25 word essay to knowagenda at dvorak dot org and in the subject line, what is it John? Contest? Contests! And so that will be three special knighthoods which will be doing on Thursday's show... And read the best of their entries Oh yeah, oh that's... Make it entertaining That's why you do it

2:09:41 This is and it's just to read the funny stuff. That's the best part of it in the meanwhile John Johnson II please step forward extend your ring finger sir very happy with your karmic donation to the show keeping us rolling all the way To Austin, Texas just north of San Antone where the earthquake machine was kicked him Kneel before me as I hereby pronounce thee Sir John Johnson the second Knight of the No Agenda Roundtable. Sir, you now join the very exclusive and elite club of the Knights at the round table Here's your hookers and blow your employees in Chardonnay or your hookers... I mean your hot pants and booze! Yeah It's all good it's all here on The No Agenda Show. Hoot! I need a break let's play some- Let's play little uh break Second half for this show Ready?

2:10:29 Okay. Do I have your attention? Good, because if you're a parent you really need to hear this. Quicker high they think it's going to last longer it's more intense This is not isolated any school in the city and financial area this is everywhere When we heard how kids are getting drunk these days we thought no way So we hit up the experts to find out if it's an urban legend or if its legit. There have been documented cases of people going to the hospital with alcohol poisoning just from utilizing it that way Officer Chris Thomas spends his days patrolling the halls of a Valley High School He has heard first hand how kids are getting tipsy What were hearing about is teenagers utilizing tampons, soak them in vodka first before using them You heard right! Teens taking tampons soaking them in vodka

2:11:20 And inserting them there. It gets absorbed directly into the bloodstream, um there's no barrier, no stomach acid, nothing to prevent it I would expect it to absorb fairly quickly as well because its a very vascular structure This is definitely not just girls guys will also use and they'll insert em into their rectums. And that's not all Using a beer bong rectally is the same concept as a vodka-soaked tampon. Yup, rather than the traditional beer bong you'd find at a college party... Kids are sticking the tube elsewhere to get wasted. A lot of people believe that it would cover up your breath, won't smell like alcohol so you can hide it from the parents or police but take it from this cop...it won't work! It's not just jail time that might be a problem these new tricks are really risky and could cause some serious trouble. They can cause mucosal irritation meaning their vaginal wall can be really irritated Plus what if you overdo it?

2:12:19 Irritation could be the least of your problems. Some of the dangers associated with this is there's no barrier and no gag reflex if it isn't going down the hatch you won't have that telltale sign, you've had too much to drink Which means you won't throw up if you've got alcohol poisoning. You'll pass out before, you know there's a problem It's problematic because you don't really know how much you're going to absorb We decided to find out turns out a super tampon can hold about a shot of vodka which is pretty potent when it's going straight into your system the person does Pass out or lose consciousness healthcare professionals won't necessarily know

2:12:59 You know, they have to look in those areas and that may delay treatment. Okay if I'm a parent of a teenager what can i do to make sure these are used for the job they're intended? Nothing more! Well then you need to get involved. Stop being your kid's friend and be their parents first And one more myth we want to take care of. Kids apparently think that getting drunk that way means they'll pass a breathalyzer test because they didn't actually drink the booze Not true, the test checks out what's in your bloodstream not what's on your breath Back to you Back to you John Fantastic Deconstruct that You sort of go all over the news this week for some reason I'm not sure why That's what i'm saying deconstruct that There has got to be a reason for it There has gotta something coming up

2:13:45 Yeah, I have been unable to figure it out but i noticed the same thing. This is being played everywhere! Somebody sent some press material out or something similar to that thing you pointed out with the Conan show... Well either that or like cigarettes, limited ignition propensity. There's something going on. I wish I could smoke through my butt. That would make my breath taste much better And the chat room loves it. The chat room loved it I smoked you your butt No, the whole thing so loved the whole thing there was a no you stymied me here Yeah There was a two dudes that wasn't a toot of the head

2:14:32 An obvious two to the head. This of course is all part of Fast and Furious, we've gotta start cleaning up the mess now that uh... you know by the way were the only people reporting on the congressional testimony John had the clips in last show if you haven't heard 355 go to 355 dot any show knows dot com in the asset section under JCD clips you can listen to it again ummm then we gotta get rid of it Another helicopter crash this one in Mexico has claimed the life of the country's interior minister Blake Mora He was Mexico's point man in the fight against drug violence. We don't yet know what caused the crash. Yeah Sudden impact and a loss of speed Stinger missile who knows is I mean that's cleaning up the evidence there That's very obvious to me those poor guys out there

2:15:25 So I found an example of a thing that I talked about Buzzkill Jr. on Fox, which is technology called Boomerang Persuasion Boomerang persuasion. Interesting! Yeah, we've kind of... I never heard of the term for it but we've discussed this before as where like if you set up a debate between two people on one topic and you want the topic to go a certain way You put somebody very reasonable on one side and the other ones are maniac Oh okay like this show That takes the other side yeah so just to get them out let me read a couple things here

2:16:04 It's a kind of an anti-persuasive argument. If you insult, for example if according to one report if you insult all the values of the audience they'll believe in their own values more and if you insult the values of the audience and attack some other new opinions and belief they'll believe their own values and these new opinions and beliefs will be incorporated There's all these techniques. And so Fox News does this sort of thing constantly, they bring in these shills who say... They had some guy on the other day who was a guy that was just a maniac! He was like going on about Obama he had one eye that was twitching and you know kind of a pinhead and he was just going on about how great Obama was. Don Lemon! Everyone else is a sleazeball

2:16:51 So I had, there's this one blonde who is a professor at Pepperdine but they never gave her a lower third. So i didn't write her name down even though I've seen her two or three times on Fox and she's on Cavuto and you can hear the examples of turning taking the fox audience and making them you know the in getting them to think a certain way about things if you listen to her and play that you got the caboodle clip in front of his own gallows i don't think this goes too far i'm concerned about the employees at walmart the fact that they are putting profits above their own employees to the point where they're working on thanksgiving day i mean this is what is wrong with corporate america this type of no other by profit actually heard i've heard that they're changing into the stores themselves and therefore they're not going to give him any food and i have a nice enough my

2:17:41 Why would you have him work on Thanksgiving Day if you don't have to? oftentimes employees want to work to get time and a half they wanna guess the extra hours in order to get away from their family right? or to get other word ahead. And I'm thankful for Walmart people by tremendous amounts of... Given that option Jonathan if you have, if you have a home life you wanna escape like me don't celebrate Thanksgiving cuz I you know the genocide at the Native Americans is not up my alley I don't like that connotation I would work but given that option don't require them to work on Thanksgiving day So you're not celebrating Thanksgiving. Why? Well, because I don't like the fact that we erase the genocide of the Native Americans upon which Thanksgiving is based That's my personal preference so I could actually work on that holiday But by and large most people couldn't and they spend it with their families And I think Walmart should not be putting profits over people in such a brazen way By the way do you eat any differently on Thanksgiving Day or no? Well i'm vegan

2:18:38 We don't eat differently on Thanksgiving Day. Wait a minute, most important question John... Was she hot? She's very pretty! Of course of course of course love perfect but wait a minute she's vegan and hot?! Yeah well you know it can happen I'm vegan I don't celebrate that. She's like a dick bat. She's a professor yeah i don't celebrate the extinction of the indigenous peoples She says that Thanksgiving was actually created by the way, we do this every Thanksgiving. We'll do it again on the show coming up. It's a fake holiday! A fake holiday but it had nothing to do with the Indians. Lincoln put it as commemorating the deaths of people who died in the Civil War

2:19:26 but she claims that thanksgiving is not just a thing where the pilgrims and all the other bullcrap, but it was to celebrate the dead... the genocide. What did she say? What college is he from I think she said Pepperdine. Oh well Pepperdine where surfing is an actual major please Pepper Dime. She's been on Fox every so often. She is a hot California girl, she is hot! By the way I got an email from someone that they had...that on C-SPAN this morning they had a superhot babe doing the Colin show Oh, C-SPAN. There are... there's two extremely attractive women that work on C-SPAN and by the way we're not just being sexist We believe that this is the ticket to ratings That's why we talk about it No, no, we're not being sexist because we're not getting dates with these women or we don't care but the fact of the matter is I got it! Don't honk the horn please! No you need a double honking

2:20:31 So anyway, the point is these... I think the point is also not good. I think you can't say the point either It's not the point it's just your opinion My opinion Is Adam's opinion As always Which is if she hot If she's hot she ratings But there are no rating concerns at C-Spencer why would they put a hot woman on? Now you got me on that I'm stumped Well, there you go Stumped finally but yeah There are two women I've seen one of my only seen once and it's a day. In fact they sent you It was she so outrageous that I sent you a text to turn on the C-SPAN and you know you were Yeah with a tampon that's me Anyway, all right. I got to call it. I'm gonna call it right now get out the red book

2:21:34 No. Within two weeks, 14 days from now earthquake in Australia At least 20 whales were stranded on a beach today on the coast of Tasmania, Australia Marine mammal experts arrived with special equipment to try to help the whales but most of them had already died It is unclear what caused the whales to end up on Ocean Beach Yeah I can tell you harp That's what always kills them. They get those high frequencies, they get confused, they beached, they die... Earthquake! This has happened exactly the same thing happened in New Zealand except it- Actually its the low waves that hurt the whales not the high Oh I'm sorry the low frequencies It's harp

2:22:15 You watch within two weeks, probably within three days because it only took three days in New Zealand when the whales beached themselves. And then they had that horrible earthquake... You said within two weeks? Do you have to cover it? Yeah. What are you going to change it? Want to move it closer? I say days not weeks! Now keep it at 2 weeks because we could have more whales or something Or nothing, nothing could happen. Yeah but that would mean I suck so were gonna think its gonna happen and I think is gonna happen I do have two clips which i kept from last week. I have a little bit lengthier clip from, uh... I think it's Barbara Boxer and God and you know they've got this new program if you don't like getting groped by the TSA they had in has a name which eludes me for a moment but she so contrite and so like

2:23:15 Yeah, so just ikitty this woman that I even put a little bit of her preamble before she gets to this fantastic program For trusted. Oh, that's what is trusted travelers if you're a trusted traveler? Yeah it wouldn't yeah Well started in October so it said just rampant only works at like two airports and what's the point well It's gonna be everywhere cuz it's gonna beat This is how you get the the biometric passport in place. This is how you get your special little ID with an RFID chip in it and you're going to be a trusted traveler, a good little slave. I'm pleased to call on... Just listen this Boxster woman is a douchebag. The chairman of the Environment Committee, Senator Boxster she's

2:23:57 very busy as we... Very busy, she's very busy John. She is so happy because she actually had a double booking today. We all are but uh... she is always there ready to go to work on the next thing. Senator Boxer? Senator thank you so much and by the way thank you for your support today in that important bipartisan markup. This circle jerking that's on C-SPAN all the time is annoying me it's always thank you, thank you for your bipartisan time and your bicurious outlook we had up in highway bill Mr. Chairman, this is a timely hearing and I'm very happy to see you here Mr. Pistole. I wanted to point out that i have the hearing at exactly this time over in foreign relations on the violence of Syria and as chairman of subcommittee I am going need to leave... I'm really important you see but I want to leave with some very clear points if I could In California the travel tourism industry employs more than 800 thousand Californians

2:24:55 A 2010 survey found that more than 60% of travelers would take two to three more trips a year if the hassles in screening could be reduced without compromising security. See this is how it works like first make it really problematic, this is the problem or problem answer solution thing that David Icke always talks about they make it really problematic really difficult really annoying and then oh we have this little really handy solution for you which of course tracks your ass everywhere the goal that you've been working on, sir. At a time when our nation is suffering from 9% unemployment, the potential to increase demand and create jobs in our travel industry cannot be ignored." And I wrote to the Administrator last November in support of his efforts to create a new Trusted Traveler program and I'm excited about

2:25:48 An announcement that I believe is expected shortly of an expansion. A trusted traveler program not only has the potential to reduce the need for invasive screening of low-risk travelers... Invasive screening? That's a new one, haven't heard invasive screening! Thought it was just like a picture and now it's invasive screening. Oh really? They're feeling you up, man Yeah, they could also help TSA better focus resources where they needed the most this is great yeah buses Buses of mass destruction program called TSA Pre-Check. Oh, it's the pre check that's what it is TSA Pre Check. Started in October and as I understand it...I'm not going to give away everything here because... Because this is a surprise! ...want you to have the chance do that we're gonna hear about an expansion of this program to several other airports including one very busy one in my state Well she's California right?

2:26:52 Yeah, she's from San Francisco. So the very busy one would be LAX I guess? what other busy airports ontario i think that there are more just goes business with a major airport okay if that is right and i'm right on that may i thank you publicly for that because uh... thanks but thank you public place for a long time and um... and and i want to reiterate no one who supports this ever wants to compromise security i was honored to be able to write the law allows up pilots to carry guns in the cockpit to protect aircraft i also wrote the language that expanded the Air Marshal program to long-haul flights. As we know, those... Those flights were all long- As we know no air marshal ever did anything it's the public who did that Long haul that uh.. That were hijacked that fateful day Fateful So I am looking forward to hearing about this reading about your testimony in support of the air marshal Alright alright I'm done with her Stupid

2:27:55 So proud of herself. Well, that was entertaining! Well it's... maybe not It's annoying I like to be annoyed by this woman so i can remember It is very easy to do Just listen to her any time she speaks Alright You wanna do your AC 360 things? Are those any good? This is just light Let's end on a high note John Well this isn't going to be a high note but this is people, AC Anderson Cooper came up with one he's got these little ridicule notes or whatever he calls it where he plays just stupid crap. Ridiculous and that and he ridiculoused that's it you've been watching oh I'm a big fan of Mr. Pooper

2:28:38 And so he had apparently a lot of people call 911 with really idiotic complaints that shouldn't be calling 9-1-1, that they shouldn't be calling 9114 and this is it. Play them in order and the funniest one is at the end. According to authorities in Illinois, he called 911 to report... wait for it... Wait for it? ...that his iPhone wasn't working. Wait for it?! Oh! And when I say he called 911... Because it's funny. That's what comedians do. He is not a funny guy, his timing is bad. ...is working? I mean to say he called 9-1-1 five times to report that his iPhone wasn't working Now, I know what you're thinking If only there had been some examples of... No! He doesn't know what I'm thinking! I'm thinking... He does not know what I am thinking! He doesn't know what I'm thinking either In fact, why would he say that? What are you thinking right now?

2:29:23 I'm thinking he's a douchebag. That's funny, i knew what you were thinking! Over the years it might have taught Mr. Kopech that 911 is to be used only in case of emergency. I did call the police and they took my money bank trying to make me get something off the meter that I don't want. I ordered chicken nuggets but they didn't have any chicken nuggets so I called them and said give me back my money bank. They said we're going to have to pick up something else from the meter. Do think it's kind of funny that people think 9-1-1 is Apple customer service. Apple care. It's hilarious Apple care Oh, what's the next one? Is another ridiculous funnier and now it's no less Anderson Cooper in just a couple of clips I Can't listen to that if it does Cooper say anything

2:30:15 He does on the last clip. Can I just, uh...I'm interested in Cooper. Okay go to the last clip you won't let me play hilarious clips! 911 emergency lemme get you to- Sir this is nothing that police are gonna get involved in You need to take it up with a manager. YOU CANNOT TELL ME I CAN CALL 9-1-1 AND NOT GET A COP RIGHT HERE! YOU'RE TELLING ME I CAN'T GET A COP RIGHT HERE AT 82nd and 75th ROAD? I WILL SUE YOUR OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!! This..You know what I knew Green Gingrich is right. We should be droning these people they have no reason to be around Now play the last one which i think is number four Let's play three, let's play three What location of your emergency? Is it life threatening or an act of crime in progress

2:31:06 Crime in progress possibly. I was just growing some marijuana, and I was wondering what the... How much you know trouble you can get into for one plant I can't believe i'm laughing at an Anderson Pooper bit. Alright, the last one is actually kind of amusing thank you. I think I'm having an overdose What? The Bowner Prev preface to the last one had gone around the net a lot but it's still funny No, that hasn't happened. I think I'm having an overdose and so has my wife Overdose of what? Marijuana. Do you guys have fever or anything? No, I'm just...I think we're dying. This is an old one! How long did you guys have? This is like two years old That's what I just said But does pooper come on Yeah he has a punchline which is kinda- I didn't know this part We made brownies and I think were dead I really do Time is going by really really slow

2:32:01 What's your score on the Red Wing game? Oh, the Red Wing score. By the way that caller a police officer who had confiscated the pot from suspects Yeah it's true I knew that You did? Yeah That's amazing! He calls himself in what an idiot Yeah well okay so you're on par now with my dumb thing Okay, well thank you. Thank you very much We'll be here all week everybody I think we need to get out with We're over doing it enough time with world listeners were overdue You're right alright Well may I thank the fine people at Apple and the fine people of AT&T? I shall call 9-1-1 in a moment and thank them from keeping this show on the air as this entire show was done on a jailbroken iPhone 4

2:32:48 to tether via the Wi-Fi in the land of enchantment, New Mexico. Good job everybody! That's actually amazing that you make that work Well... You know what? With all support we get for this show why not it's worth it thank you so much human resources for expending some of your valuable value Listening to this program, I hope we made your commute a little bit easier. And the next time we will speak...I shall be in Camp MoFo! Austin Tejas Coming to you from the Land of Opportunity The Land of Enchantment Right by the White Sands in the morning, I'm Adam Curry

2:33:32 Yeah, watch out for the lightning bolts. There's lots of it down there I'm in Northern Silicon Valley. I am John C Dvorak We will talk to you again on Thursday as said from Camp MoFo in Austin Tejas right here on no agenda Dvorak dot org slash n a