Topic: Stay

"Austin the Pool Guy" contributes to the show, leading to a discussion about family histories of heart bypass surgery. Dvorak reflects on his own recovery and the differences between private insurance and Medicare. Austin also celebrates his daughter Marley's high school graduation and requests "baby making karma" for the community.

John C. Dvorak provides a travel tip advising passengers to avoid eating shrimp or fruit on international flights to prevent food poisoning. The show concludes with a "Stay Safe" media medley and a final sign-off for the Independence Day episode.

Amsterdam city officials announced a ban on smoking cannabis in the streets of the Red Light District starting in mid-May. The "Stay Away" campaign specifically targets disruptive tourists, with many locals blaming intoxicated British visitors for anti-social behavior. The new regulations also include earlier closing times for bars, restaurants, and sex worker venues.

Clips focus on New York City as the American epicenter of the pandemic, with the NYPD enforcing social distancing and the closure of playgrounds. News of athlete Kevin Durant's diagnosis is mentioned alongside debates over border shutdowns. Parody songs like "Just the Two of Us" emphasize the isolation of stay-at-home orders and the continued scarcity of household goods at retailers like Walmart and Target.

A "Stay Safe Medley" mocks MSNBC hosts and politicians like Adam Schiff for their repetitive sign-offs. The audio mixes these with "Resistance is Futile" Borg quotes and President Biden's plan for "door-to-door" vaccine outreach. A song describes the pandemic as a situation "only preventable by asphyxiation," reflecting the extreme nature of government mandates.

Governor Gavin Newsom issued a statewide stay-at-home order for California's 40 million residents, while Governor Andrew Cuomo ordered 100% of New York's non-essential workforce to stay home. President Trump invoked the Defense Production Act to increase medical supply production and announced the extension of the federal tax filing deadline to July 15th.

The episode concluded with the traditional sign-off from the Texas Hill Country and Northern Silicon Valley. The hosts selected "Thanks so much for reporting and stay safe" as the "In Search Of" (ISO) clip for the week. The show ended with a media mix produced by Sir Michael Anthony, featuring a montage of news clips, music, and deconstructed propaganda from the week's coverage.

Producers from London and Hiroshima request health karma for friends and family. The hosts also clarify the difference between "Canada Geese" and "Canadian Geese" and correct a previous misunderstanding of the acronym "SAHM" (Stay-at-Home Mom).

Former FDA Commissioner and Pfizer board member Dr. Scott Gottlieb discussed "test-to-stay" policies designed to keep children in school by using serial antigen testing. While the FDA has noted decreased sensitivity in some tests regarding the Omicron variant, Gottlieb maintains that they remain effective in real-world settings for detecting high viral loads. The shift toward constant testing has resulted in long lines at testing centers, which some observers find counterintuitive for sick individuals.

The CDC introduces "Test-to-Stay" guidance, an approach allowing students exposed to COVID-19 to remain in school if they test negative twice a week. While intended to prevent missed school days, officials note that many schools lack the staffing and supplies to implement the frequent testing required.

The hosts debate the best "ISO" (isolated audio clip) to close the show. Options include Jen Psaki, a "huge fan" clip, and a recording of a man yelling "Stay Safe!" at a meetup. They ultimately choose the "Stay Safe!" yell for its energy and punchy delivery.

The episode wraps up with a "fairness" segment featuring pro-Biden callers from C-SPAN and a satirical "Stay Safe" musical medley targeting MSNBC hosts. A news brief on the "Brood X" cicada emergence and the sale of cicada tacos is included. The hosts sign off from Opportunity Zone 33, promising to return on Thursday for further deconstruction of the news.

A supercut of MSNBC hosts repeatedly telling guests to "stay safe" is compared to a ritualistic greeting. This is followed by a report on the emergence of Brood X cicadas in the Baltimore-Washington area. Media coverage has shifted toward "extreme" segments, such as CBS anchor Gail King expressing interest in eating cicada tacos, which are being sold at a restaurant in Virginia.

California Governor Gavin Newsom implemented a regional stay-at-home order triggered by ICU bed capacity falling below 15%. The mandate faces criticism for being based on hospital management rather than science, as individuals are technically allowed outdoors while businesses are forced to close. San Mateo County, home to much of Silicon Valley, notably opted out of the initial Bay Area implementation of these restrictions.

The term "coronials" is suggested for the current generation, though it receives a mixed reception. A listener report notes a shift in social etiquette where casual acquaintances have begun saying "I love you" as a standard goodbye, replacing the "stay safe" meme.

Producers from Calgary and Pennsylvania contribute to the show, with one medical diagnostic saleswoman criticizing the over-allocation of resources to COVID-19 testing. The phrase "stay safe" is criticized as being hollow and irritating, particularly for families with members in active military service. The hosts reiterate their commitment to an ad-free, "uncancellable" format.

The hosts acknowledge numerous producers, including Sir Mark Magpio and Sir Hoopinsocker, for their financial support and birthday contributions. A discussion ensues regarding the annoyance of the phrase "stay safe," with the hosts suggesting alternative retorts. The segment concludes with a final round of "Jobs Karma" and "Goat Karma" requests.

California officials extended stay-at-home orders through May 31, 2020, despite low mortality and case counts in many areas. Residents in Alameda County reported receiving automated phone calls requiring them to press a button to acknowledge receipt of the new lockdown instructions. Critics suggest the continued shutdown in Democratic-led states may be tied to political strategy or future bailout requests.

Arkansas Governor Asa Hutchinson defends his decision not to issue a statewide stay-at-home order during an interview with Judy Woodruff. He argues that his "targeted approach"—closing specific businesses while allowing others to remain open—is successfully flattening the curve. The hosts praise his resistance to federal overreach and media pressure to implement martial law.

The episode concludes with a series of audio clips and a song parody about the "stay at home" orders and social distancing. References are made to Kevin Durant's diagnosis, toilet paper shortages at Costco, and the "two-person limit" in Australia. The hosts sign off from "Opportunity Zone 33" as the end-of-show mix begins.