Topic: Snail

Dame Jennifer and the Christensen family provide updates on their personal lives and businesses. The Christensens promote "Snips and Snails," a high-end children's boutique in Montgomery, Texas, offering a discount to No Agenda listeners. Dame Jennifer seeks "new client karma" following a professional transition.

Brittany Truesnick is knighted as Dame Brittany of the Swamps, requesting frog legs and codeine for the roundtable. Another donation is made for "Babaluchi" (Italian for snail), who is celebrating his 43rd birthday and achieving knighthood after years of listening.

Former President Jimmy Carter stated in a PBS interview that he uses "snail mail" to avoid NSA surveillance, believing that all his digital communications are recorded. Carter noted that the original FISA Act he signed was intended to prevent the monitoring of Americans, but that the government now records everything and accesses it at will.

The hosts discuss a news story about a Seattle man who lived frugally but left a $118 million legacy. They jokingly encourage listeners to include the No Agenda show in their wills. They also discuss the popularity of No Agenda rings and their preference for physical mail over electronic transactions.