Topic: Frog Legs

A report from a professional firefighter claims that nonsensical environmental regulations prioritizing habitats for the red-legged frog and spotted owl prevent necessary brush clearing. The segment alleges that private contractors and government consultants benefit financially from the current system of fire risk and environmental compliance.

Brittany Truesnick is knighted as Dame Brittany of the Swamps, requesting frog legs and codeine for the roundtable. Another donation is made for "Babaluchi" (Italian for snail), who is celebrating his 43rd birthday and achieving knighthood after years of listening.