Topic: Sir Don

A formal knighting ceremony is conducted for several producers, including Sir Doug of the Watchers and Sir Dibbs on Living. The hosts grant "karma" to musical artist Akira the Don, who is known for setting philosophical and scholarly speeches to lo-fi beats. The segment also includes reports from local Halloween meetups in Illinois and Michigan.

New knights and dames were inducted into the No Agenda roundtable, including Sir Don and Dame Nancy of the Confused. Producers requested various forms of karma for health, job searches, and real estate transactions. The sad puppy meme in the newsletter is credited with boosting donations to sustain the show's infrastructure.

Three producers—Combat Rock of the Idaho Highlands, Donald DeHart, and Sir Goldplate—are officially knighted for their $1,000 contributions. The ceremony includes the traditional "mutton and mead" and "haggis and dram" references for the new members of the Round Table.

The hosts announce several birthdays, including Dame Isabella and the host's Uncle Don. Additionally, Sir Anthony Farmer has officially changed his title to Sir Alf of the Netherrealm.

Producer Brian Hall provided feedback regarding "tongue clicking" noises on the program, which he finds distracting. Other donors, including Sir Don Cool and Tim Nonomous, are thanked for their support. The segment concludes the primary donation honors for episode 656, emphasizing the importance of the value-for-value model in financing the show's independent analysis.

The show acknowledges its executive producers, including Sir Gene Natunia and Arthur Gobbet, who contributed significant donations. A listener from Michigan, Don Lopez, asks the hosts to describe each other as animals, resulting in Adam Curry being labeled a "walrus" and John C. Dvorak a "pussycat." The segment also includes a "de-douching" ceremony for a long-time listener who finally contributed to the show.