Topic: Serenity

A classic clip of CBS reporter Serene Branson suffering a verbal "glitch" during a live broadcast at the Staples Center is revisited. The hosts speculate that such incidents may be the result of directed energy weapons (DEWs) being tested on media personalities. The segment notes that while energy weapons are now associated with "Havana Syndrome," they were a topic of discussion on the show over a decade ago.

Trent Perkins was knighted as "Sir Serenity" of the No Agenda Roundtable following a $1,000 donation. The ceremony included the traditional reading of the "Mutton and Mead" menu and instructions for obtaining a custom ring. The segment also touched on the prevalence of scam calls and the role of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau.

The wine selection for the White House state dinner featuring President Macron included Oregon-based Domaine Serene Chardonnay and Domaine Drouhin Pinot Noir. The choice of Oregon wines over California varieties was interpreted as a potential political slight to California. The wines were noted for their French connections, as the vineyards use French clones and, in the case of Drouhin, French ownership.

John Dvorak previews the Miss America competition, focusing on Miss Kansas, Theresa Vail, a National Guard member with visible tattoos. The hosts debate whether her participation is a publicity stunt and discuss her "Serenity Prayer" tattoo. Dvorak notes the competition's struggle for relevance against modern media like "Breaking Bad."

The show concludes with a bizarre theory about "speech jamming" technology, referencing a 2011 incident where reporter Serene Branson spoke gibberish during a live broadcast. The hosts jokingly suggest such technology could be used on the President. They sign off with a final encouragement for listeners to learn 3D modeling and "get the GIMP" to prepare for a decentralized future.

A series of incidents involving television reporters speaking incoherently on air is discussed, including Serene Branson and a reporter from Toronto. The hosts also note that Judge Judy (Judith Sheindlin) was recently hospitalized after becoming incoherent during a taping. While officially described as medical issues, the hosts explore alternative explanations.