Topic: Miss Kansas

John C. Dvorak presents a detailed analysis of speaking times for pageant finalists, alleging that Miss New York (Nina Davuluri) was given more time than Miss Florida. He enters a prediction into the "Red Book" that Davuluri will not complete her term due to online bullying. The hosts also praise Miss Kansas, Theresa Vail, for her military background and tattoos, contrasting her with the "girl next door" archetype.

The hosts praise Miss Kansas, Theresa Vail, a naval reservist with visible tattoos who performed archery. They describe her as the "American boy's dream" of Miss America because she shoots guns and drinks beer. They contrast her authentic persona with the "multicultural" narrative pushed by the pageant's winners.

John Dvorak previews the Miss America competition, focusing on Miss Kansas, Theresa Vail, a National Guard member with visible tattoos. The hosts debate whether her participation is a publicity stunt and discuss her "Serenity Prayer" tattoo. Dvorak notes the competition's struggle for relevance against modern media like "Breaking Bad."