Topic: Saturn

11 chapters across the catalog

Injectables
Episode 1481 1:12:16 - 1:21:48

1481: Injectables

Lunar Gateway, Mars Mission, Space Exploration Complexity

John C. Dvorak explains the "convoluted" plan for the Artemis program, which involves establishing a space station called the Gateway in lunar orbit. The hosts compare the complexity of this mission to the Apollo era and discuss the potential for competition or cooperation between NASA and Elon Musk's SpaceX for future Mars missions.

Afghaniscam
Episode 1379 1:24:26 - 1:26:42

1379: Afghaniscam

Austin Homeless Crisis, Saturn Lizards Report

A traveler known as Saturn Lizards reported that Austin, Texas, has the worst homeless situation he has encountered in his travels across the U.S. He observed a sharp divide between wealthy tech liberals and a high-risk, often psychotic homeless population that is largely ignored by the city's "virtue signaling" residents.

W.H.O. CARES
Episode 1233 1:28:44 - 1:34:11

1233: W.H.O. CARES

Dancing Plague of 1518, Astrology Cycles

A historical account of the 1518 Dancing Plague in Strasbourg is compared to modern events through the lens of astrological cycles. The alignment of Pluto and Saturn in 2020 mirrors the conditions of 1518, leading to discussions on mass hysteria and its physical symptoms.

Nadster
Episode 1141 1:50 - 4:56

1141: Nadster

Apollo Program Costs and Saturn V Rocket Capabilities

The total cost of the Apollo program is analyzed, with estimates adjusted for inflation ranging from $150 billion to $250 billion. Skepticism is expressed regarding NASA's current ability to return to the moon by 2024 given that modern rockets lack the scale of the historic Saturn V.

Truancy Crimes
Episode 1115 1:26:21 - 1:27:46

1115: Truancy Crimes

Israeli Moon Mission, Saturn V Rocket Comparisons

Israel's lunar spacecraft is currently orbiting Earth in expanding circles to reach the moon via slingshot, a process necessitated by the lack of heavy-lift rockets like the Saturn V. The hosts express skepticism about modern moon landing efforts, comparing current technology unfavorably to the Apollo era.

Pot on Sale
Episode 1046 2:36:13 - 2:40:19

1046: Pot on Sale

CNN Space Force Documentary, Saturn V Rocket, Moon Technology

A 2016 CNN documentary is highlighted to show that the concept of a Space Force was considered serious before Trump's involvement. NASA astronaut Don Petit is quoted saying that the U.S. no longer has the technology to go to the moon because it was "destroyed." The hosts speculate that this refers to the massive Saturn V rockets, which haven't been produced since the 1970s.

99 Lines of Code
Episode 677 2:26:34 - 2:32:31

677: 99 Lines of Code

Saturn V Blueprints, Lost Engineering History

A story from the Marshall Space Flight Center in Huntsville suggests that original Saturn V blueprints and spacecraft designs may have been accidentally discarded during an office move. This reflects a broader trend in the television and engineering industries where historic archives are often treated as clutter and thrown into dumpsters. Similar incidents occurred at Dell Publishing and Tech TV, where original artwork and master tapes were nearly lost to history.

#955251
Episode 676 2:50:51 - 2:54:08

676: #955251

Angela Merkel on Net Neutrality, Moon Landing Blueprints

German Chancellor Angela Merkel voiced support for a "two-lane" internet, arguing that fast lanes are necessary for innovations like telemedicine. Meanwhile, Ashton Carter is proposed as the new Secretary of Defense, noted for his background in theoretical physics and directed energy weapons. Additionally, reports indicate that NASA has lost the original blueprints for the Saturn V rockets and lunar modules from the Apollo missions.

Squalid Nullification
Episode 242 2:02:59 - 2:07:03

242: Squalid Nullification

NASA Photo Manipulation, UFO Sightings, Outro

The show concludes with a discussion on NASA's alleged manipulation of images of Saturn's moons and a recent UFO sighting by a member of John Dvorak's family. They mention the upcoming full-speed run of the Large Hadron Collider on November 9th before signing off for the 10-10-10 special episode.