1:34:59 And there's a cool one to try out on the, it's a web app, so it works equally well on your phone as well as the desktop, and that's CurioCaster, give that one a shot. It also has all the live stuff and transcripts and all the cool 2.0 stuff all the kids are talking about, or not. And now, let us thank some of our executive and associate executive producers in our Value for Value system, which is not just a way to fund the show, it's a content programming format. Now of course it works best when we have the actual note from our top donor. I do have it. You have Eric Curtis who comes in with $1,000 from Detroit, Michigan and we are happy to... Is he a knight? Instant knight? Is that what's going on here? Yeah, he is. And you have to get your pen out because he's got information. New shit has come to light. Okay, great. I got my pen out. ITM. It came in this email.
1:35:57 He said I'm gonna mention this because I like to complain as you know mm-hmm he sent a note in but it says knighthood note Never using the word donation. No line making it difficult to find He was excited. He was excited. He's being a knight and he wasn't paying attention small oversight. Yeah, I TM What do I need to do here? I have passed a thousand dollars in donation. In donations I'm attaching pictures of email. I was told to do this in the troll... In the troll room? In the troll room, told him to take pictures of every donation or whatever. No! No! So he sent a bunch of useless images in. He says, I was told to do this in the troll room but they are trolls.
1:36:47 You nasty ass trolls! I can't... the trolls trolled one of their own! What are the chances? I would like to be knighted Sir Goat of the Hill. Sir Goat of the Hill. Righty. And claim Deep East Texas. Okay. He don't really get an area. You don't get to claim yet. He doesn't get to claim yet, does he? But he can hope, hope to get it someday. Sir... I will be... Hold on, hold on. What was it again? Sir what? Sir Goat of the Hill. Of the Hill. Okay. Got it. How stupid is this? But in order to use the escape key on this keyboard I have to have to hit function E. What? Yes, function E and then the escape key.
1:37:33 No. Yes. Well, that's dumb. Yes. What's the brand? What's the brand? It's a... Dude, it's one of these foldable Bluetooth keyboards from Amazon for eight bucks. It's a piece of shit. It's a piece of crap. Yeah, exactly. But you don't get stuff like that. But only the best for the best podcast in the universe. Now he's got a birthday. Ah, there we go. Okay. I'm ready. You gotta put him on the list. That'll be 49 on the 13th. Of September? I guess. He doesn't say, he just says the 13th. Okay. Yeah, it has to be because he says, I will be a knight for my birthday. I'd like some Gosling's Black Seal Rum at the round table. How old will he be on the 13th? 49. Okay. Oh man. Okay. What does he want for the round table? I mean, I got my pan, but I just can't go that fast. Yes. For the round table once again? Gosling's Black Seal Rum. Okay.
1:38:35 And he's got a jingle. And he asks, do I get a jingle? If I get a jingle, he wants manning burning buttholes. Ah, but that one's been outlawed. I don't remember it. Oh yeah, yeah it has been. Well we have an ISO. Otherwise you're going to have a flame coming out of your butthole, preacher! You won't be able to sit down! That's the one. Anything else? Yep. Go Karma. Okay, there we go. Thank you very much, man. Congratulations. You've got Karma. We will see you at the round table. Eric Curtis.
1:39:16 You're not? No. Oh, I'll do this one. Sir Henry of Flowerfield. This was a very nice note that he sent him because he sent in a physical note and I saw this. It's a very good note. $365 from Austin, Texas. Thank you very much. And he has a typewritten note to the NO Agenda show and it's signed Sir Henry of Flowerfield and right in the middle of this big page it says, this note intentionally left blank. Double Karma. Is that what it qualifies as? Double Karma? Even though he... I think so. Okay. Alright. Double Karma it is. Here you go. You've got... Karma.
1:40:02 So one of the producers sends me a note saying, you're an idiot. No, that's nice. He says, don't you get the joke that Sir Animas did with his last short note? No. That one 30-second note is a short note. Okay. The big giant musical note in the middle of the page. Oh, it's a short note. No, we don't get that because we're Podcasters damn it. We're not musicians Yeah, you idiot you stupid idiot. Oh wow rough, okay? Yeah, but yeah, yeah, it was funny and Okay, Baron a surfer in Orlando Orlando, Florida comes in with 340 bucks
1:40:54 He sent a note, a handwritten note, you can tell. ITM, John and Adam, you guys are great comedians. Thank you for your comedy. Bingo request. One, Obama, you might die. Two, a rubilizer. Three, the drone, I guess the drone taking off. Yep, got it. And then two to the head. Plus, karma for John and Adam. Love is lit and all that shit. Baronet surfer Orlando. You might die. India, hang out, Mike. Standby. 33, 33, 33. Robilizer out. Okay. There's your little sequence. Steven Govero.
1:41:50 is from Missouri, Oxvasi? It sounds like something I plug into my stereo system. Hey, give me that Oxvasi cord over there. 333.33, one of our favorite numbers for executive producers, and you will get that credit today, Steven. In honor of turning the magic 33, this eternally jobless millennial who finally has a job would like some exit strategy karma and also some PC building karma. Is he going to build his own PC? That's interesting doable. Yeah, it's very doable. It's been a month, and I just need a graphics card that works FFS Okay, we'll give you some special millennial karma then no problem. You've got Yeah, it was hard to hold on to all this time really Bruno Bodry
1:42:49 in Maskuchee, Quebec, Canada. I don't know how you pronounce it. Quebec. No, Maskuchee. Duh. Maskuchee, Maskuchee. Maskuchee. It can't be that, it's too Italian. It's gotta be something Frenchy. Maskuchee. Maskuchee. It probably is Maskuchee. Maskuchee. 333.33 WTC7, 33 is the magic number, 6969 dude, NR2D2Karma. Thanks to all the producers. I am Canadian. I'm Canadian and I moved to Florida five months to the day ago to escape the communist dictatorship.
1:43:27 All this thanks to my smoking hot wife Lucia. Eight years and we've never had a fight, eh? Bruno. WTC 7 won't go away! Three, that's the magic number. Three, it's the magic number. Three. 69! 69, dudes! You've got Karma Onward to Dame Sarah. Sarah Gonzalez from Houston, Texas. Talo Texans, 333.33. This donation is in honor of the upcoming 44th birthday of the smoke and love of my life, Rolando Gonzalez, one of our best end of show mixers. Very consistent. Lovely family. I've met them all. He is the best husband and father to our two human resources who are very cute, Maya and Alice, that I could ever imagine. He has put up with the heat and the humidity of the Bayou City. That's Houston.
1:44:30 And with me, for almost 20 years now, and we never... Oh. And we can tell you, Texas has definitely always been this hot and flooded. His hitting me in the mouth several years ago has changed our lives significantly for the better. So thank you to the two of you for all you do to keep us sane and awaken a woke world. Also, shout out to everyone who came to the Houston meetup this weekend, which was a blast. Thanks to Sir Quigley, the cantankerous, for organizing. And I hope to find, I hope to attend many more. Happy to say that there was not a bug burger in sight. Thank you for your courage, Dame Sarah. Thank you, Dame Sarah. And of course, your lovely husband, Rolando, is on the list.
1:45:12 Sorry, I was just getting an email for one of the notes that came in coming up You're at Avery Allen. Okay, where are we? Hello, gentlemen, writes Miss Avery Allen in Trenton, New Jersey, 333.00. Hello, gentlemen, thanks for your valuable services. I've been a douchebag for a while and for that I apologize. Looking forward to becoming a knight soon. Please give me a de-douche. You've been de-douched.
1:45:49 Then we have Hierko Groenewegen from Utrecht. I do have his note. And I did forward it, but I guess it got lost somewhere. Hierko says, Hi guys! With 28th of August marking my 52nd trip around the sun on a show day, it's a great time to donate. A nice dollop of karma will do for jingles. Also an early birthday shout out to my fellow Virgo Adam. Oh, thank you. Coming up next week. May many donations brighten your path. Cheers. Sir Haco, Knight of the Papal Fiefdom of Utrecht. You've got some karma there. You've got karma. When's your birthday? What day? September 3rd. September 3rd? Yeah. Is that a show day by any chance? I don't know if it's a show day. I'm looking right now. Is it a show day? I don't know. It's not... I'm not really like super excited because I'm turning 58. It's Saturday. I'm turning 58. So what? Well, it's easy for you to say.
1:46:47 It is. It's very easy for me to say. My daughter just turned 32. You can't even say that. 32 is the magic number. But you don't have any kids 32. Eric doesn't count in this case. Makes you feel old, man. Hey! Let's go on with Surrounded by Idiots! What are you doing? I'm sorry. Forsyth, Missouri, $2.11.12. $2.11.12. Dicks and ducks palindrome for you. Torn my beautiful wife's damehood. We are almost there. Please credit this to Temmie Collins. She's the, okay, it's a switcheroo. Let's make it, let's make that a switcheroo. She's the best wife a guy could want. She's my keeper. Real quick, I'm disappointed the dicks and ducks donation hasn't taken off. It's dicks and ducks. Dicks in ducks. Hello, dicks in ducks. Fuck a duck, get it? That's clever.
1:47:49 Anyway, I could never match the value for value I received from the show, but I'm damn sure trying. I was wondering if you guys think I could change my night name before attending a meetup. Would it be rude introducing myself as surrounded by idiots? Or could I just add present company excluded? Would that be okay? I love the boots on the ground report from Adam at the podcast, whatever it was in Dallas. It was very entertaining. You guys add more value to my life than I'm adding to yours, I promise. But keep up the good work. It's much appreciated. Build a better man trap and the rats will beat a path to your door. Love a slit and all that shit.
1:48:37 Love you mean it for jingles. I want a noodle gun and a yak karma. I surrender. Crazy. You thought. Karma. Tammy will be credited. Then we have three in a row of which I have no email. If you have one, let me know. How do you get three? I see Shawn Stedman. Oh, I'm sorry, two in a row. Shawn Stedman from Lake Placid, Florida. Any email from Shawn? No, but he gave $202.02, so I'm sure there's some note. So I guess that's a double karma then, since we don't have a note. That's how it works. You've got karma.
1:49:32 And the same can be said for Kenneth Martin, also Associate Executive Producer with $200 from Thornton, Colorado and also No Note. You've got karma. And that actually does it. Easy does it. Very easy does it. Thank you to these Executive and Associate Executive Producers of the No Agenda Show, episode 1481. In case you didn't know it, these credits are real. They're recognized by industry. Proof? Go to imdb.com. Go ahead, take a look and just search for no agenda and you'll see many Hollywood bigwigs and insiders who share these credits with you. So if anyone ever questioned this, excuse me, have you seen these people who have the same credit? I worked on that project with them.
1:50:21 How would you say that? I worked on that project, I worked on that production. Can you say production? Financed. No, no. I financed. I financed that, okay? If you want to sound cool, you say financed instead of financed. Regardless, you can also just tout it everywhere, put it in your LinkedIn profile, put it in your Twitter profile, and of course if you have one, in your No Agenda social profile. Thank you so much for supporting the No Agenda Show, we appreciate it. I would look forward to thanking the rest of our producers in the second half. As always, time, talent, treasure is appreciated for the best podcast in the universe. Our formula is this. We go out, we hit people in the mouth.