1:13:44 By the way, the D notice stands for defense. Defense. Thank you. Yeah. Defense. Hello. Well, in the morning to you, Mr. Adam Curry. Also in the morning, all ships to sea, boots on the ground, feet in the air, subs in the water, all the dames and knights out there. Well, in the morning to the troll room. Easy does it. Trolls at noagendastream.com. Good to see you all there. And thank you for showing up. Noagendastream.com 24 seven. You can hear all kinds of groovy stuff. Also in the morning to data data data data Only a few pieces of artwork uploaded to noagendaartgenerator.com, but this one caught our eye. It was the Spitzenkandidat, and we used that for episode 1140. The title of that episode was Imperious, and we want to thank Data, whoever that is, a relatively unknown artist, for bringing us that. I even saw some Europeans retweeting it, mainly based on the art.
1:14:43 They thought it was cute in regard to the elections taking place this weekend. Dan, so thank you very much. Noagendaartgenerator.com. We love everyone who participates in our Value for Value network. That includes producers of the executive kind and associate executive producers. We'd like to thank them up front in the show, just like Hollywood. Tell you what they said, tell you how they contributed. And we start off, I believe, with an anonymous donation. Yes, as a matter of fact, we do have our top donation. is anonymous. Oh, you know what? I have his note, unfortunately, left over on the other desk. So hold on one second. Okay. Just to fill up the time. It's always fun to do. Because they always come through the squirrel man. And then he prints it out on his printer and leaves it on the other side of the room.
1:15:38 But that's okay, he's off to get it. His name is JC Dvorak and you know that he likes to print out things from the best mail program in the universe. I've been a listener since the fall of 2015 when I was working 14 hour days installing Windows operating systems in retail stores. Oh my goodness, that is a harsh gig. Yeah. At the time, No Agenda was one of many podcasts I would listen to during my commute to work and to college. Now, however, the quality of both sound and content has made No Agenda stand above all others in the universe.
1:16:34 Thank you. Every time Adam has groaned about low donations or about ending the show, I have, I have screamed in my car wallowing in my flagrant douchebaggery, but low residual jobs karma has have karmas, karmas have collected, collected, that's what it says, upon me like dirt on a popsicle. It's a very funny symbol. I like any other producer would prefer to present this instant night donation in
1:17:13 something as Raven announces John to the stage. Hopefully a check will do as well. He's also an Eagle Scout, a dude named Ben and a ham soon to be. Makes so much sense. Thank you for all that you do. Very common. If he was a Marine, it'd be even more common. Well, so he needs a de-douching and some karma, doesn't he? Or he has some specific requests. I'm still reading. Okay. Thanks for all that you do to conserve the stress of amygdala's across the globe. Please knight me, sir rib ear. Rebear. Rebear. Sir, ah! Sir Rebear. Please de-douche. You've been de-douched. Jobs, Karma, and he has the jingles. Hold on a second, this is not on my list. So it's anonymous becomes Sir, what was it again? R-I-B-E-R-E-A-R. Rebear. Okay. And does he need anything at the table for the round table?
1:18:09 Doesn't say okay, but he does he wants that's wrong chemtrails. That's true and a Hillary laugh And that's wrong. That's wrong, which is that's wrong. I think there's a Peterson clip Okay, chemtrails, which is a favorite of yours? That's true. That's true and the Hillary laugh. Hmm. I can't find it. That's wrong. Oh, yeah, that's wrong That's true. See I didn't have this one set up and then Hillary laugh or a cackle. I Just says laugh and chemtrails. Okay, let's see and chemtrails. Why wouldn't we have all of that stuff? Okay, that's wrong. That's true I tried okay, it was good. It was it was funnier than I think I don't know what happened. All right
1:19:10 Now we know you've exposed yourself as someone who prepares. No, well normally I prepare, yes of course. You're a preparer. I try. Sir Stephen of Oswego, $756 even. Completing out my baronet, baronet C, counting below and rounding up to make it 18 times 42. Oh, I like that. Shapeshifting donation. Yeah, the shapeshifting donation times 42, the answer to everything in the universe. Nice. That's Jewish lucky times the meaning of life.
1:19:48 the universe and everything. It's got to make it super extra lucky, right? All I need is karma. I didn't get the divorce karma I requested in March, but I guess the universe decided my knighthood was enough, so I got through it. Just finished buying a townhouse so the kids have a stable home base So this karma is for my smoking hot girlfriend that I can turn into a new milf Wow, I love your goals my friend. Thank you sir. Steven of Oswego You've got karma
1:20:30 James Vargas coming up with $666, Jersey City, New Jersey. My first donation was exactly two years ago when I played Noah Jenna on a road trip for my girlfriend and she asked me if I'd ever donated. Good for her. I love her with all my heart and I promptly dedouched myself. Fast forward two years and we've now created our own true crime podcast, Direct Appeal. My girlfriend's a criminologist and is in exclusive interviews with a woman whom the media dubbed the suitcase killer. The suitcase killer for the murder of her husband. She claims her innocence and we are exploring the case which is Detective Dookie.
1:21:12 It's a classic podcasting genre. Yes, it's very popular. Yes, I have supported an agenda show in several ways over the years by creating artwork three times and having the honor of being on record as the first to identify Mark Pugner. Oh yes. I wanted to give the podfather his due in his own words and would be honored to to have Adam credited as producer at large for our podcast. I've taken many of Adam's studio tips to heart and I sincerely doubt we would have this show without my patronage to this show, to No Agenda. So credit where credit is due. I'm so thrilled to finally be a knight and choose the name Sir Snores A Lot. Outstanding. I'm gonna listen to that. I'm gonna listen to your show. Was it called Direct Appeal?
1:22:02 Yeah, the true crime genre and what's interesting about the true crime genre is that at least four of them have now gone on beat to become either Netflix or Amazon series. Yeah, so that you can really boost into something crazy, crazy good for that. Can't do with our show. So no. Can you imagine? Netflix anytime soon. Hey, I got a Netflix special. No, no, no, no. That's very good. Yeah, I think you did you give him karma? Yeah? Did I know I'm gonna do it right now. You've got karma. Yeah Direct appeal Astrid and sir mark gathered together. Oh, oh wow they jumped on a bandwagon here, and they're in Tokyo to great architects
1:23:02 World famous. 55.55. Some of the best in the world these two are. Best world-class architects. Wishing you lots of happiness and countless candles around the bathtub. Wink. Wink wink. That's Daymaster picking up on that little meme. Oh yeah. That I identified. But Adam, take those hearing aids out before you take a dive lest you get electrocuted. At weddings in Japan it's a custom to give elaborate envelopes which we'll send by snail mail later with money gifts for good luck out of an enumeration that cannot be split in two. So it's always a tradition never to be able to split in two so that's thus 555-55. Interesting how these traditions, we have the Jewish multiples of 18, we have Japanese can't be split in two which makes sense so you have a union, a unity. It's cool.
1:23:57 John, would you send a lavish Japanese wedding envelope too, of course, if you want to get married more often? Oh, I see. Okay. From Tokyo with love to the whole enterprise. Dame Astrid, Sir Mark, Duke and Duchess of Japan and all the disputed islands in the Japanese Sea. Long, long, long time supporters of the podcast, The No Agenda Show. Thank you so much. It's very kind. I'm going to give them a karma just because we love them. You've got karma. And we learned something. Cannot be split in two. Thank you. Yeah, that's a new one. Yes. Well, we also learned back on Valentine's Day that the chocolates are bought for the men from Dame Astrid. Oh, that's right. Yes. Men get a good deal in Japan. Yeah. Duke of... Duke Gene of the Old Republic of Texas, 333, also the sheriff. The sheriff.
1:24:50 Thanks for the well wishes. Karma for my father's full recovery. Sorry I missed seeing everyone at the wedding. Atlas shrug plus Monsanto 73s K5STBE. I think I pulled those. KF5, KF5, KF5. We like to say kilo five in the jargon. Oh, that didn't go well. Try again. Oh, this is not a good note.
1:25:44 I'm unemployed for 11 months now. We're trying, maybe it was one that period of time where we're doing the wrong job. I'm going to give him a new member that could be. We had this thing. I've mentioned this to newcomers or people that didn't hear it the first time. When we had the Seattle meetup, somebody came up to me and told me that the jobs karma that included Trump saying jobs, jobs, jobs, jinxed him. And he didn't work for about a year, same as this guy. And we were doling out that faulty jobs karma. Left and right. Yeah. We were doling out that faulty jobs karma. Shit was tainted. It was off. It was past the date. It was tainted karma.
1:26:25 Yeah, and we did that for some time once we came up with the Trump one, but then we've now since we've reverted. We don't use it anymore under any circumstances. Although somebody did request it once on purpose. Unemployed for 11 months now, we're trying to buy a business and sell our house, move to northern Minnesota and find a house in the tough housing market. Little or no inventory in the North Shore. and running into unexpected, undisclosed by seller delays complications. Only request karma. Thanks for the great show. I hit my son a zoomer in the mouth five years ago and you're keeping his sanity as he struggles in the college campus culture. Excellent. Well, what do you think we should do? I mean, he says I only want karma, but can we just give him the old school official Nancy jobs karma? He didn't request it. I don't think we should give it to him. Okay.
1:27:16 Thank you, sir, Billy. You've got karma But he should be at least aware of the fact that we had this yeah, I don't know if that was effective product so let's Recall so let's put it this way if he goes back and he finds out that he was using that he did receive the defective product We'd be more than happy to give him a full-on Nancy jobs karma. Just let us know Yeah, of course. We're always good for that. It's a worldwide recall. Yes, anyone who had, yes, if you had the Trump jobs karma, consider this your recall and let your dealer know so that we can set you straight and do you right. Christopher Walker comes in at $200.01.
1:28:04 In the morning, thank you for your courage. The NOAA Agenda shows the best podcasts in the universe without a doubt. Good tidings to you, Potfather and Mrs. Potfather as well. Also to the author of the future best-selling vinegar book, good tidings, sir. Ah, lest I forget, the squeaky chair karma. Please, for the chair, or we will not hear the end of it. Now down to brass tacks. The show is great. In observance of Memorial Day, I'd like to ask for this. Karma, please, for the family and friends of Dustin Kreider. While we were in Iraq, I watched poor Dustin Kreider get shot in the face and chest during a test fire tragedy during 2004. There were no bands playing when he died, and it wasn't very glorious.
1:28:50 Okay, well give him some karma then. Well, and thank you for helping everyone remember what Memorial Day truly is about. It is about the the fallen men and women, fallen and You know, for most it's a mattress sale, I think is how we celebrate that in America. It's quite disgusting. Coming from a long line of military and intelligence operatives in the United States. Thank you for reminding us, Christopher. And this, of course, goes out to Dustin and his family. You've got karma. Very good. Sir Mark Wilson wraps things up from the, he's the Baron of Glasgow.
1:29:35 Gents, the show has been excellent as always. Can I please have a Job's Karma with a side of I've Got Ants? Cheers, Sir Mark Wilson, Baron of Glasgow. Seems like we should be able to do at least a little bit of that. Thank you very much. You got your karma coming up in a few minutes after we hear from John and the ants. I got ants. I got ants. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! You've got karma. Always a fan favorite. Always. So I want to thank these folks there, the producers and executive producers for show 1141. Yeah, and I got something in my P.O. box. P.O. box 18209-78760 in Austin, Texas.
1:30:29 It was from Sir DH Slammer and the whole family, it's always so cute. This is a family that listens to No Agenda as a family. So it's Sir DH Slammer, Dame Bang Bang, we've got Sir Andrew, Master Emmett, and who am I forgetting here? Here we are. The Baron and Baroness of the Central California Coast Ventura to Santa Cruz Dame Simona of the Purple Goats Sir Andrew Keeper of the Mountains and Master Emmett selected this fine craft brew while we are spirit tasting in Big Bear, California. Hey, don't worry about it, the kids can hold their liquor. And he sent us a nice six pack of Blonde 33 which made a lot of sense to us of course and it was nice to receive a letter in the PO Box
1:31:14 which was sealed by night sealing wax and the signet ring. You too could have one of those or you could just feel good about being a part of the No Agenda Value for Value network. It's very simple. You heard the show? Did you learn anything? Was it worth anything to you? If it was, send us that equivalent to Dvorak.org slash NA or actually go over there and see what you could do because you can do a lot. Thank you to these executive producers and associate executive producers. Valuable credits. that are accepted anywhere, true, true show business credits are recognized. Uh, well we had, I'm sorry. No, I was gonna go ahead. We have a bunch of these guys coming out of the woodwork, these never Trumpers. We still put them on the air and give them all this time. It's annoying. Yeah, it's kind of annoying. We even had talk about it here. It is. So what do you got then?